10-23-2002, 08:59 PM | #321 |
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Legolas (looking up the tree in Lothlorien at the elves, who are beckoning to him): I can't! I'm afraid of heights!!
Legolas looking at the bow and arrow: How do I get the arrow to stay? It's too Hard! Gimli, show me how you did it again! And Go Slower! Merry and Pippin w/ the orcs: Are we there yet? Also M&P: Eat us, we taste great! Balrog*Speak with a light lisp* (Balrog puts his hand on his hip, whip forgotten on the floor): Listen, girlfriend, I didn't like you ALL up in MY cave *z snaps* and I'm tellin' Yous to leave, or Ill have my orcs after you. They are cruel, I mean they even called me a fairy...(continues on ramble)
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10-23-2002, 10:21 PM | #322 |
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Eye of Sauron: Y'know, I've been feelin' REALLY dirty lately. Can someone gimme a wash?
Orc: *comes with giant spraybottle of soapy water and squirts* EOS: Aaaaaah! MYEYEMYEYEMYEYE! *starts whirling around and Barad-dur starts to crumble* Saruman: *drops a bag of gold into Wormtougue's hand* Here ya go, buddy! *gives him a hug*
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10-24-2002, 12:49 AM | #323 |
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What's with all the homosexual hints being thrown around all of a sudden?
Although, wouldn't it be funny if . . . Boromir stumbles across the four hobbits getting . . . intimate. Startled, they stop and stare uncomfortably not knowing what to do. Boromir says, smiling, "go on, I'll leave you alone. You know, I was a little curious in my day too. It's easy to get lonely out in the wilderness." |
10-24-2002, 06:23 PM | #324 |
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LOL Oh dear those are really strange.
Gollum at psycitris(sp) Docyore: So you said after your Er... Preciouse disappeard you started to see Hobbits? Gollum:Yes Yes. They alls had my preciouse in their little grubby paws, I seed them. Doctore:And remind me again what thess Hobbits are. Gollum:They are short elfish beasties. Doctore into wlky talky.*um.. we have another nutt case. can yous end down the restrainers he seems to be staring at me funny.* Frodo Jumps out of tree in Lorien.:I can fly. I can fly. sins:Think of the happiest things, Any merry little thing. ect...
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10-24-2002, 06:38 PM | #325 |
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Frodo: *jumping up and down* Hey, everyone, look at me!!
Aragorn: *starts laughing like crazy* Oh...man...you're...so...damn...FUNNY! *rolls on the ground, laughing* *Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Sam, and Boromir look at Frodo, start chuckling, then break out into laughing fits* Merry and Pippin: *looking at eachother with looks of disgust* Sheesh, what a l-o-s-e-r!
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12-18-2002, 09:02 AM | #326 |
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Gollum:
No! Hot! Too hot! Feet, precious! Feetses are roasting! We hates it! Ow! Ouch! We hateses hobbitses and volcanoeses!
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12-18-2002, 01:16 PM | #327 | |
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He's more likely not to say, "Fine Frodo! Keep the Ring! We never wanted it anyway!"
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12-18-2002, 04:51 PM | #329 |
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lol!
I can't help myself from reading this thread!!!! Its so funny!!!!!!!!! |
12-18-2002, 04:55 PM | #330 |
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lol!
I can't help myself from reading this thread!!!! Its so funny!!!!!!! I cant really think of any funny ones but: Gandalf: Ha I can blow a smoke ship!!!!!!!!!!!!! Na Na nya Na Na OK a bit movie themed! |
12-18-2002, 09:06 PM | #331 |
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Elrond: (this is kinda dumb) *telking to Aragorn.* Ah when I was your age I was 100.
Aragorn: But I am 50! Elrond: Like I said. Oh wait... Never mind. Treebeard: Slow pocks.
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12-21-2002, 07:57 AM | #332 |
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Pippin(In a posh voice): I am vastly intelligent, why I often use blandishments, and I am very chivalrous, I am always escalating, I am not fastidious like Merry and I am very vervent towards Frodo.
Why I think myself as a perfectionist! Now stop treating me as if I'm a gastrophod!! I WANT MY DIGNITY BACK! |
12-21-2002, 01:06 PM | #333 | |
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12-21-2002, 01:37 PM | #334 |
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Treebeard: *puffs some longbottom leaf and and looks at Pippin* Want a light?
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12-21-2002, 01:48 PM | #336 |
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things they would'nt say
this is a good thread.
kudos tothe poster! Legolas: "Can we head inside, I'm allergic to pine" Sauron: "Could someone please! get me so visine for this eye, Its burning red!" Gandalf: " Saruman! You are a traitor? I never would have guessed. What with you and I not talking so much laately, living in this dark evil-looking tower and alll these orcs! Why the secrecy?" ************************************************** ** Saruman: " Join with me Gandalf. Toghether you and I would rule middle earth! Gandalf: Okay. Screw the little shits! *** Then they both hold hands and prance away giggling and singing********* |
12-21-2002, 02:05 PM | #337 |
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Gollum: I swear that while there is yet a drop of blood in me no orc or wraith shall harm you Mister Frodo. I shall follow you to the ends of the world until you have undone the One Ring that brings grief to not only us, but all the races of Middle-Earth. Take heart and keep the faith. We hobbits can be noble once we set our minds to it. And Sam...loyal and kind Sam...canst thou spare this tattered body's tongue a taste of thine conie stew when I've returned with the scrumptuous taters?
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12-22-2002, 05:00 PM | #338 |
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12-23-2002, 10:33 AM | #339 |
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Galadriel: Frodo, you know that ring's too heavy for a halfling like you...
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12-23-2002, 12:29 PM | #340 |
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Frodo: C'mon, Sam. Let's savour our trip to Mordor. It's so fun.
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