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11-11-2002, 07:08 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Tano: *grumpily* What?
Violet: Shut up! We don't want the spiders hearing us. Tano: I was having fun panicking...it's not every day I get to panic... Sarah: *whispers* Can we panic really quietly? Tano:I think so... Sarah:good... (They continue to panic, but silently....)
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11-11-2002, 08:13 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Maggie: (swings her feet in an attempt to kick Violet, or Tano.) Shut up! Something is coming.
(Everyone quiets down and as they do they hear many soft clicking noises, the sound of the spiders coming to check on them.) Spider1: What shall e do with these morsals hmm? Spider2: Kill em I say! Kill them now. Spider3: They're dead now I warrent. Spider1: No, I saw one struggle a bit a moment ago. Just coming round from a beautiful sleep I daresay. (Scuttles over to maggie and pokes her, she kicks out at the spider.) Spider2: They're alive alright! Alive and kickin! Spider1: I soon change that! (It raises its claws to strike but as it does...) OOC: Mwahahaha!!!!!! Hannah that's your cue to come in.
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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11-11-2002, 11:23 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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OOC: How kind of ye
 .*Flashback: Hey, I have to name my sword!* Hannah: *Hears something* What the hecky was that? *Spider appears* Hannah: Ok, back to the basics. I am hallucinating. None of this is real. Therefore, the spider that is currently in front of me is not real. Spider: *Hisses very loudly* Hannah: Eep! *faints* An unmeasured amount of time later... Hannah: *Wakes up* Mmm? Wha!!! *She is being wrapped up in silk.* Hannah: Don't panic... think... *feels sword* Oh yeah!!! *cuts her way out of the netting and methodically hacks the spider into pieces. Then she once again faints.* *She wakes up* Hannah: Not again... two times in the same day, I must be mad.. *Wipes off sword, which is colored with Urple blood* Eeewww.... I think I'll call you Fang. Call it a whim. Well, I'm not accomplishing anything by standing here, so off I go. Alone. Again. *She starts off into Milkwood* *She comes across the afore mentioned spiders. She decides to try and save her fellow... comrades? Hannah picks up a stone, and is pleasantly suprised when her stone hits it's head, knocking it senseless* Hannah: Hah! Sarah owes me... *Starts pelting more stones, killing one* Spider #67: It's coming from there! *shoots string to the exact opposite place from Hannah* Spider #7: No, the other way, you dimwit! *shoots in another direction, also missing Hannah* Hannah: *Moves to a safer spot and starts to throw more stones* *Thinks* I'd better distract them to get to the others *Out loud* Hey! You can't catch me! Your mothers were HAMSTERS and your fathers smelt of ELDERBERRIES! Stupid, Senile spiders! You couldn't catch me if you had glasses! Attercop! Old Tomnoddy! O High and Mighty! Can't spot a little thing like me! *She starts making the TWOP sound with her sword* Narrator: You say you're in choir, and you can't make up anything better than that? Hannah: Shut up. Narrator: Make me. *She eventually leads them off and comes back to the group. Hannah finds an old guard. She did not like killing, but she pretended it was an ant (that was hard) and chopped it methodically to minute pieces. She cuts down a person, who happens to be Elizabeth.* Hannah: Ok, I know you don't fell good at ALL, so don't go crying to me. Just help me cut down a few and then you can start throwing up. Just not in front of me. OK? Elizabeth: *Nods weakly*
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-11-2002, 11:57 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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*as she gets uncut*Violet:THANK YOU!!!!!!*hugs Hannah*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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11-12-2002, 07:52 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: *gets uncut and experiences gravity the hard way: she hits the ground* Umpf! *realises she's free* I'm alive! I'm alive! God, it's good to be back on the ground! *kisses the ground* Iewww dirt!
Hannah: When you're done making a total fool of yourself you can help me cut the others loose. Sarah: Just one more thing.... AAAAAAAAIEIEIEIEIE!!! Hannah: Sssht! Be quiet! What was that good for?! Sarah: I had to get it out of my system. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is having to panic silently? *stands up and starts helping Hannah to free the rest of the TLA*
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11-12-2002, 06:49 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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*Hannah then cut down a rather large and bulky bundle. Inside was Tano and the Katt/sack*
Tano: One good thing about being wrapped up with the Katt/sack is it greatly softens the landing. Katt/sack: Ow
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11-12-2002, 09:28 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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(hits the ground with a thud and untangles herself from the spider silk.)
Maggie: Ow, thanks Hannah, that spider was about to pulverize me.
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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11-13-2002, 01:29 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
Posts: 400
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*Acacia gets shopped down and soon disentangles herself*
Acacia: Ooooh, that was fun!!! Sarah: FUN??? Acacia: I've always wanted to try bungee jumping... and spiders aren't all that bad... Maggie: They wanted to eat us, and yet they're NOT BAD??? Hannah: Maybe I should have left you there then! Acacia: *looks sheepish* i didn't mean it that way... Sarah: Honestly.
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11-13-2002, 02:14 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Violet:Well, Wheres ____(Okay, whos playing Thorins part?
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-13-2002, 03:27 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,861
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ooc: Renille, aka Allie, is Thorin.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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11-13-2002, 04:09 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie (Thoren)- I'm right here. Let's go. By the way...thanks alot Hannah. It really feels great to have my legs back in a down- vertical position again!
Sarah- But I still want chocolate! Tano- We don't have to wait long! Look! The party! Hannah- I'm not so sure that's...oh dear. WAIT! Narrator-... For the friends had run toward the lights. Stupid people. Maggie-HEYY! Acacia-Ignore him. He's still bitter. He wanted to be in this. Narrator- I AM NOT BITTER! Sarah- Ummm...could I get out of the "pause" position yet??? It's uncomfortable when we're running. Narrator- Fine , then. ANYHOW. Instead of dissapearing, the party was instantly surrounded by Secret Service Agents demanding party passes! * minor chord* Will Hannah and friends escape with passes *higher minor chord* Or will they spend the rest of their lives as *gasp* busboys?? *minor squeak* Find out next time on... dadadada....TLA!
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-13-2002, 10:43 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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"party pass?no."
SSA:well,tough luck.u cant go to the party. Violet:"I'll give u party pass u little *beep*!"*kicks SSA
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-13-2002, 11:26 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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*There is a silence.*
Hannah: *Whispering to Allie* Should Violet have done that? Allie: *Whispering back* Ahh... no.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-14-2002, 02:27 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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SS: *circle around TLA menacingly*
Acacia: Ummm... I don't think you should have done that, Violet. Violet: Done what? Sarah: THAT! *points to the SSA moaning on the ground* Violet: Oops. SS: *continue circling, one of them accidentally hitting Hannah on the head* Hannah: *falls to the ground unconscious and unnoticed by the SS* SS: *throw a net over TLA and pull them along the ground.* Acacia: OW, a rock just bit me!!! Sarah: That tree is SOLID! Allie: If only Zandalf was here. SSA#3: be quiet, or you'll attract the spiders *TLA goes silent and continues being dragged who-knows-where.* ---------------------------------------------- *when Hannah wakes up, she is alone in the dark forest* Hannah: Allie? Sarah? Maggie? WHERE ARE YOU ALL??? *silence* Hannah: Oh no...
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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11-14-2002, 10:11 AM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Hannah: What the...?
*There are twinkly lights in the distance* Hannah: *Sighs* As my sister would say... if in doubt, always follow the sparkly stuff. Off I go. Alone. Again.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-14-2002, 03:22 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Meanwhile the SSA's drag the TLA to a large building in the woods. The large metal Gate looks very solid and very unpassable. It also has a large sign that says 'Very Solid and Unpassable Gate'. Ominous music starts to play. Lightning lights the Gate.*
Tano: That doesn't look good..... Acacia: I'm too young to go to jail! I didn't do nothing! It was Sarah! Sarah: No it wasn't! I didn't do it! It was Violet! Acacia: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry. Sarah: Nah, don't mention it.... Acacia: Thanks *continues to complain* It wasn't me! I'm innocent! I didn't do it! *despite their mutual complaints the TLA are dragged inside. The Gate closed behind them with a very final 'boom'.* Sarah:*whining* Is this the end of the TLA? Human: We'll never eat chocolate again! Mier! *all the TLA start to cry inconsolably. However the SSA's put in earplugs and bring the TLA before their chief. *
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11-14-2002, 11:06 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Chief- Ha! So here are the intruders of our 120003 annual Firemen's Ball! Did a telemarketer call you?
Sarah- N..no... Chief- Did you recieve a mass-mail flyer? Violet- Uh-uh. Chief- Then YOU WEREN'T INVITED,WERE YOU? Tano- I guess not. Allie- Um...allow me to explain. We were in the woods, lost and hungry. We saw the ball and wanted to eat. Please let us free. We promise on our rider's liscences that we won't do it again. Chief-Let me see them. *all the members take their liscences out...except Allie who miserably drew out a temps.* Acacia-WHAT??? You made us swear on something you don't even have??? Allie- Sorry...forgot...I keep thinking I have it, but... Chief- No riders liscence?? Hmm...I can overlook that. But now you MUST tell me what you were doing in Milkwood at all. Allie- I...can't. Sorry. Maggie- NOOO! Chief- Very well. You will be locked in the dungeons until such time as your tongues are looser! Sarah- Nice going. As usual. Honestly Allie- I'm SORRY! Narrator- *sings* Poor, poor, TLA; things aren't going well...locked up in a cell, hey, locked up in a cell... Acacia- For once....SHUT UP!
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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11-15-2002, 01:15 AM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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*Meanwhile, Hannah snuck in the VSAUG and heard the hearing. Still having her finger on the Pound button, she listens in on the sentence.*
Hannah: Dangit... now I'm going to have to sneak around until I find the answer to this problem... OOC: Good touch Ren'!
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-15-2002, 03:33 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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*The TLA are all locked in a dungeon separetely. The chief hopes that if they are isolated enough, one of them will start talking. However the TLA (for the moment) are keeping their mouth shut about the reason why they are in the Milkwood district. But that doesn't keep them from complaining loudly*
Sarah: *pounds the door* I want to get out of here! You can't do this! I want to see my lawyer! I have RIGHTS you know! Lemme out of here! I'm going to sue the pants of you lot! LEMME OUT OF HERE! SSA: *locking the door* You can yell all you want, lady. No one's here to listen. *walks away* Sarah: I yell when I want to! Lemme OUT! Ninnyhammer! Mooncalf! Chocolate hater! *continues to rant for 10 minutes or so until she notices that there really is no one listening and that sadly does defeat the point of ranting* OOC: Poor Renille, that rider's license is still haunting you isn't it. 
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11-15-2002, 01:11 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
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*meanwhile, on a distant tropical island, Zandalf sips his red wine and relaxes in his lounge chair*
Zandalf: Ahhh....I've always wanted to try and get a tan. *takes a sip of his wine* Zandalf: How stupid Human was to give up the chase and go back to them. Now they're all trapped in a dungeon! I wish I could save them but....I don't want to. And now that I've got my elf ears, and there are no more of those damned penguins.......wait. Oh no. NOT AGAIN! *at that moment Zandalf notices none other than, you guessed it, the deaf penguin flying towards him* Zandalf: I'm NOT GOING BACK!!! *nonetheless, the penguin keeps flying towards him, but this time, it's for revenge* Penguin: MIER!! Mier mier mier mier!!! Zandalf: Oh sh..... *before Zandalf gets a chance to swera and rant profusely, the penguin grabs Zandalf and begins to fly back towards the forest* Zandalf: NOOOOOO!!!!! MY NEXT ENTRANCE IS A LAKE TOWN!!! Penguin: *begins to laugh....or rather, "mier" hysterically* *and so the penguin and Zandalf fly into the sunset, towards the forest, with Zandalf continually yelling about his "next entrance", and the penguin having the time of its life*
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