They'd never say that! - Page 16

The Rip Designs Dude · 10-13-2002, 07:17 AM

The Manwë and Varda cheering squad : "Melkor Melkor he's our man, if he can't do it noone can ! GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM !"

peregrintook · 10-13-2002, 07:22 PM

Frodo: I told you, Get ON the road! No wonder you got your feet dirty!

Gimli (surrounded by orcs): Unfriendly chaps, aren't they?

Gollum: Naming ssssssssswords? How foolissssssssssh! *whispers to Sting* My precioussssssssssss.

Pippin: Anybody for some veggie burgers??

Merry: Pippin, lets jump into the well, maybe it's safer in there!

Orc: Thanks, my head was feeling heavy anyway.

Legolas: Mental note, pack more arrows next time.

Bilbo: Oh look, my feet are hairy!

Saruman: Palantir stone? What's that?

Gandalf to Merry/Pippin: Ok, now, go get the tent, it's somewhere over there where the dragon landed...

Gimli: I thought Mr. Rogers would be here! The Orcs must have gotten him. Here is his sweater, too! Shucks.

Elton John: He must've said SECOND door on the right...

Boromir: Who let the dogs out! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOF!

Treebeard: You know what they say about a bird in the hand? I've had several in the last few days!

Treebeard: That's it, I'm moving to the city!

Sauron: I should've taken that contract with Nike...

Boromir: It's still sharp! Somebody go get the cook and tell him we want shredded wheat! Mine's been dull since the council!

Hope everyone liked some of these!

entss89 · 10-13-2002, 08:11 PM

treebeard to pippin: come on halfling we have to be HASTY HASTY! murmurs under breath: stupid hobbits always taking thier #*%^ time!

Sicirus · 10-14-2002, 06:27 PM

merry and Pippin (singing): Orcs, wolves and goblins oh my...
Three houres later.
Merry and Pippin (singing)

rcs, wolves and goblins Oh my..

Gandalf: For @##& sake alredy will you two SHUTUP with that blasted chant.

Merry and PIppin: Ok Gandalf. One..Two .. three.. Oh this the song that never ends. and it goes on and on my friend. Some Hobbits startet singing it and no knowing what it was and we'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song.....

Five hourse later:
Merry and Pippin:Um Gandalf Frodo Aragorn? Where are you going? We are still tied to the tree. Are you going to come back? Is this still apart of the game?
Frod? Sam? Gandalf?

The Lady of Ithilien · 10-14-2002, 10:16 PM

Turgon: OK, people, I know Ulmo prophesied about a possible dire end to Gondolin, but here's how we get around it: we change the name! Simple, effective, no? How does "Macchu Picchu" sound?

Gilraen: "My son, your aim is high and I am afraid, for without the aid of Master Elrond the Heirs of Isildur will soon come to an end. But I do not think that you will have the good will of Elrond in this matter.'

Aragorn: "Mom, lighten up. I've had a hard day:
--First I find out my name isn't really Estel

,
--Then they tell me I'm the Heir of Isildur

;
--Then I meet the most beautiful woman in Middle-Earth

but she brushes me off

I'm very depressed right now."

Gilraen: "Poor boy. Talk to Glordindel -- he's the chief counselor of Elrond's house."

**Nurvingiel** · 10-14-2002, 10:58 PM

I like the occasional Monty Python references!

~~~

*When the Fellowship first enters Lothlorien and encounters Haldir*

Haldir - You'll all have to be blindfolded... except for the Dwarf. But only because he's the best looking!

Garina · 10-15-2002, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Lady of Ithilien

I'm very depressed right now."

Gilraen: "Poor boy. Talk to Glordindel -- he's the chief counselor of Elrond's house."

That is a terrible pun!!!!!!!

entss89 · 10-15-2002, 05:10 PM

gandalf to bilbo: bilbo would you like some old toby?

bilbo to gandalf: now please gandalf stop joking you know we hobbits never smoke of drink! what a kidder!

The Lady of Ithilien · 10-15-2002, 08:57 PM

Quote:

That is a terrible pun!!!!!!!

Thank you, Garina; it was a golden, glorious opportunity that one just couldn't resist. (The use of royal blue font color was a tad too subtle, though.

)

Boromir: "Wow, this is the Golden Wood? Oh boy, I've always wanted to come here. Do theysell postcards, Aragorn? I promised Eomer in Rohan I'd send him one from here if I could."

Saruman: "Sure, short stuff. Keep the pipe-weed. I've got a spare pipe in here somewhere, too, if you need one"

Ham Gamgee: "I'm proud of you, son."

************************************************** Culinary note of the day: “The justly famous mole is a complex sauce made from toasted seeds, soaked and pureed chiles, ground raisins, spices, herbs, and a bit of semi-sweet chocolate. Throughout Mexico, the chocolate, seeds, and chiles remain constants, but their types and the rest of the ingredients fluctuate wildly according to the cook. Oaxacan mole negro is made form three types of chiles, tomatoes, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, thyme, marjoram, oregano, lard, sesame seeds, almonds, peanuts, raisins, onions, GARLIC, plantains, and CHOCOLATE -- altogether the sauce has 23 ingredients. A green mole is simpler, combining pumpkin and sesame seeds, five different chiles, cloves, pepper, GARLIC, CHOCOLATE, and broth.”
from http://www.cuisinenet.com/digest/ingred/mole.shtml

Either mole is incredibly delicious, if you ever find yourself in a home-style Mexican restaurant.
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**Nurvingiel** · 10-15-2002, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Lady of Ithilien
Gilraen: "My son, your aim is high and I am afraid, for without the aid of Master Elrond the Heirs of Isildur will soon come to an end. But I do not think that you will have the good will of Elrond in this matter.'

Aragorn: "Mom, lighten up. I've had a hard day:
--First I find out my name isn't really Estel ,
--Then they tell me I'm the Heir of Isildur ;
--Then I meet the most beautiful woman in Middle-Earth but she brushes me off

I'm very depressed right now."

Gilraen: "Poor boy. Talk to Glordindel -- he's the chief counselor of Elrond's house."

I don't get the Glordindel pun, or the subtle use of blue... but I bet it's really clever!

The Lady of Ithilien · 10-20-2002, 11:12 AM

Quote:

but I bet it's really clever!

Somewhere outside of Middle-Earth, someone has noted that furriers get the skins of more foxes than jackasses.

Beorn: "I am sick of honey."

Any elf: "Wine? Liquor cordials? No thanks, water's good enough for me."

Manwe: "I need a vacation."

durin's bane · 10-20-2002, 11:47 AM

Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to pee--
Gandalf: Ha! You said 'pee'! Ha ha ha!
Frodo: Shut-up!
Gandalf: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Frodo: Grr... *chops Gandalf's head off*
Aragorn: Now, now, Frodo, that wasn't a nice thing to do to Gandalf--
Frodo: Shut your mouth, you tomnoddy, or I'll kill you too.
Aragorn: *backs away* Y-yes, sir.

Linarryl · 10-20-2002, 11:49 AM

Legolas:The seaward road runs south.
Gimli:It does? I thought it ran east.
Legolas: Really?
Gimli:Oh no! I think were lost again!
Legolas: Darn!We never leave middle-earth if we can't find the sea!

durin's bane · 10-20-2002, 12:01 PM

Frodo: Can you lead me to Rivendell?
Aragorn: Hey, sure I'll come along with you to Rivendell. But there's gotta be room for my fan club, too.
Frodo: Fan club?
*thousands of girls pile into the room*
Random Girl #1: There he is!
Random Girl #2: I've got a lock of his hair!!
Random Girl #3: I touched his sword!!!
Random Girl #4: Marry me, Aragorn!!
Other Random Girls: I LOVE YOU, ARAGORN!!
All Four Hobbits: *blinking*
Frodo: On second thought, I guess I'll just alone.

ArwenEvenstar · 10-20-2002, 12:16 PM

Melkor: I wish people would stop taking me as the Evil in the world it's not my fault I had a bad childhood, all that singing....AHH

Linarryl · 10-20-2002, 12:52 PM

I got another one!

Legolas to council:Alas!I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...
Council:But what?
Legolas: I ran out of hair gel!!

Mic B · 10-21-2002, 06:55 PM

Frodo: Wear my ring
Sam: I thought you'd never ask

(class ring... haha... *crickets*)

Frodo: I am Frodo, Lord of the dance!

Sorry, I am normally better at this, lol

Gandalf: If you mean the incident with the priest, I was barely involved *wink*.

*ducks flames*

Legolas: Oh damn I ran out of arrows

Beleg Strongbow · 10-22-2002, 01:08 PM

Sam: Frodo, you're a jerk. I'm sick of you. Go to Mordor or whatever but we're finished!

Sicirus · 10-23-2002, 08:28 PM

Frodo:*gets down on one knee and holds out ring to sam* I have been trying to manage my feelings for you my friend , but it has been to long. *takes deep breath* Will you marry me love?

Sam:*Back steps* I think you have been away from haome alittle to long master.

other answer
Sam: I thought you'd never ask.*takes ring and giggles.*

Aeryn · 10-23-2002, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anduril
Legolas: "I like girls."

Lol, whew, that's funny. You all crack me up...but by far, I like that one the best.

Legolas: Gimli, you are really attractive in the moon light.
A slightly tipsy Gimli: Yeah *hik* *stumbles over to the hobbits*
You guys want to join us for a er romp in Fangorn? You have big feet...your welcome.
Frodo: Shucks Gimli, not tonight, I have a headache.

10-13-2002, 07:17 AM	#301
The Rip Designs Dude Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: unknown Posts: 5	The Manwë and Varda cheering squad : "Melkor Melkor he's our man, if he can't do it noone can ! GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM !" __________________ I'm a bad message board because I don't use HTML !

10-13-2002, 07:22 PM	#302
peregrintook Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SK, Canada Posts: 4	Here's a few more Frodo: I told you, Get ON the road! No wonder you got your feet dirty! Gimli (surrounded by orcs): Unfriendly chaps, aren't they? Gollum: Naming ssssssssswords? How foolissssssssssh! whispers to Sting My precioussssssssssss. Pippin: Anybody for some veggie burgers?? Merry: Pippin, lets jump into the well, maybe it's safer in there! Orc: Thanks, my head was feeling heavy anyway. Legolas: Mental note, pack more arrows next time. Bilbo: Oh look, my feet are hairy! Saruman: Palantir stone? What's that? Gandalf to Merry/Pippin: Ok, now, go get the tent, it's somewhere over there where the dragon landed... Gimli: I thought Mr. Rogers would be here! The Orcs must have gotten him. Here is his sweater, too! Shucks. Elton John: He must've said SECOND door on the right... Boromir: Who let the dogs out! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOFWOOF! Treebeard: You know what they say about a bird in the hand? I've had several in the last few days! Treebeard: That's it, I'm moving to the city! Sauron: I should've taken that contract with Nike... Boromir: It's still sharp! Somebody go get the cook and tell him we want shredded wheat! Mine's been dull since the council! Hope everyone liked some of these!

10-14-2002, 06:27 PM	#304
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	merry and Pippin (singing): Orcs, wolves and goblins oh my... Three houres later. Merry and Pippin (singing)rcs, wolves and goblins Oh my.. Gandalf: For @##& sake alredy will you two SHUTUP with that blasted chant. Merry and PIppin: Ok Gandalf. One..Two .. three.. Oh this the song that never ends. and it goes on and on my friend. Some Hobbits startet singing it and no knowing what it was and we'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song..... Five hourse later: Merry and Pippin:Um Gandalf Frodo Aragorn? Where are you going? We are still tied to the tree. Are you going to come back? Is this still apart of the game? Frod? Sam? Gandalf? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

10-14-2002, 10:16 PM	#305
The Lady of Ithilien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Right here in between yesterday and tomorrow. Posts: 357	Turgon: OK, people, I know Ulmo prophesied about a possible dire end to Gondolin, but here's how we get around it: we change the name! Simple, effective, no? How does "Macchu Picchu" sound? Gilraen: "My son, your aim is high and I am afraid, for without the aid of Master Elrond the Heirs of Isildur will soon come to an end. But I do not think that you will have the good will of Elrond in this matter.' Aragorn: "Mom, lighten up. I've had a hard day: --First I find out my name isn't really Estel , --Then they tell me I'm the Heir of Isildur ; --Then I meet the most beautiful woman in Middle-Earth but she brushes me off I'm very depressed right now." Gilraen: "Poor boy. Talk to Glordindel -- he's the chief counselor of Elrond's house." Last edited by The Lady of Ithilien : 10-14-2002 at 10:18 PM.

10-20-2002, 11:47 AM	#312
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to pee-- Gandalf: Ha! You said 'pee'! Ha ha ha! Frodo: Shut-up! Gandalf: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Frodo: Grr... chops Gandalf's head off Aragorn: Now, now, Frodo, that wasn't a nice thing to do to Gandalf-- Frodo: Shut your mouth, you tomnoddy, or I'll kill you too. Aragorn: backs away Y-yes, sir. __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-13-2002, 08:11 PM	#303
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	treebeard to pippin: come on halfling we have to be HASTY HASTY! murmurs under breath: stupid hobbits always taking thier #*%^ time!

10-14-2002, 10:58 PM	#306
Nurvingiel Co-President of Entmoot Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 8,397	I like the occasional Monty Python references! ~~~ When the Fellowship first enters Lothlorien and encounters Haldir Haldir - You'll all have to be blindfolded... except for the Dwarf. But only because he's the best looking!

10-15-2002, 05:10 PM	#308
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	gandalf to bilbo: bilbo would you like some old toby? bilbo to gandalf: now please gandalf stop joking you know we hobbits never smoke of drink! what a kidder!

10-20-2002, 11:49 AM	#313
Linarryl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 160	Legolas:The seaward road runs south. Gimli:It does? I thought it ran east. Legolas: Really? Gimli:Oh no! I think were lost again! Legolas: Darn!We never leave middle-earth if we can't find the sea!

10-20-2002, 12:01 PM	#314
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Frodo: Can you lead me to Rivendell? Aragorn: Hey, sure I'll come along with you to Rivendell. But there's gotta be room for my fan club, too. Frodo: Fan club? thousands of girls pile into the room Random Girl #1: There he is! Random Girl #2: I've got a lock of his hair!! Random Girl #3: I touched his sword!!! Random Girl #4: Marry me, Aragorn!! Other Random Girls: I LOVE YOU, ARAGORN!! All Four Hobbits: blinking Frodo: On second thought, I guess I'll just alone. __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-20-2002, 12:16 PM	#315
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	Melkor: I wish people would stop taking me as the Evil in the world it's not my fault I had a bad childhood, all that singing....AHH __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

10-20-2002, 12:52 PM	#316
Linarryl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 160	I got another one! Legolas to council:Alas!I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... Council:But what? Legolas: I ran out of hair gel!!

10-21-2002, 06:55 PM	#317
Mic B Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 8	Frodo: Wear my ring Sam: I thought you'd never ask (class ring... haha... crickets) Frodo: I am Frodo, Lord of the dance! Sorry, I am normally better at this, lol Gandalf: If you mean the incident with the priest, I was barely involved wink. ducks flames Legolas: Oh damn I ran out of arrows __________________ "You see how benevolent I can be when everybody just does what I tell them to do?" Last edited by Mic B : 10-21-2002 at 06:58 PM.

10-22-2002, 01:08 PM	#318
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Sam: Frodo, you're a jerk. I'm sick of you. Go to Mordor or whatever but we're finished! __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

10-23-2002, 08:28 PM	#319
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Frodo:gets down on one knee and holds out ring to sam I have been trying to manage my feelings for you my friend , but it has been to long. takes deep breath Will you marry me love? Sam:Back steps I think you have been away from haome alittle to long master. other answer Sam: I thought you'd never ask.takes ring and giggles. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins