The Pants Game - Page 16

eowyngirl14 · 11-16-2003, 09:44 PM

Gimili: and you have my pants!

Rosie Gamgee · 11-17-2003, 06:42 PM

Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. For the pants show many things. Pants that were... pants that are... and some pants.. that have not yet come to pants.

Bilbo:

Aragorn's pants do not glitter,
His sequened bell-bottoms are lost,
The costume of old seems to have withered,
And the pants have been bit by the moths.

From the laundry a fire shall be woken,
A light from the rag-bag shall spring,
Burnt shall be pants ripped and broken,
And we'll show Elvis that Aragorn's The King!

(Not very good perhaps, but short, and to the pants. And if it was worth me making it up on the spot to share it with you, you'd best listen up. Harrumph!)

Cirdan · 11-17-2003, 06:46 PM

Very nice, Rosie!

**crickhollow** · 11-22-2003, 03:40 AM

Funny how this game doesn't ever get old....

Bombadillo · 01-31-2004, 06:33 PM

Gandalf: "Peregrin Took and Meriadock Brandybuck, I should have pants."

**Nurvingiel** · 01-31-2004, 07:14 PM

LOL!

Rosie, that was super!

How about my favourite LotR quote:

"I can add some pants, if you'd like pants. Calling your Chief Pants, Wishing to Pants his Pimply Pants, and Thinking you Pants look a lot of Tom-fools."

ryttu3k · 01-31-2004, 10:36 PM

Nurvingiel, I was about to do that one! ^_^

Ahh well. Some Two Towers quotes (mostly just book three), as my copies of FOTR and ROTK have both been borrowed...

"See!" cried Aragorn. "Here we find tokens!" He picked out from the pile of grim weapons two pairs of pants, leaf-patterned, embroided in gold and red; and searching further he found also the underwear, black, set with small red rhinestones. "No orc-pants these!" he said. "These were worn by the hobbits. Doubtless the orcs de-pantsed them..."

Pippin lay in a dark and troubled dream: it seemed that he could hear his own small voice echoing in black tunnels, calling Frodo, Frodo! But instead of Frodo hundreds of hidious orc-pants flapped at him out of the shadows, hundreds of hidious trousers grasped at him from every side. Where were his breeches?

"Here, lord, are Herugrim, your ancient pants," he said. "They were found in his underwear drawer."

"For one thing," said Theoden, "I had not heard that they spouted smoke from their pants."

"You have drunk of the pants of the Ents, have you?" said Legolas. "Ah, then I think it is likely that Gimli's eyes do not decieve him. Strange songs have been sung of the trousers of Fangorn."

"And here also are your pants, Pippin," said Aragorn. "I have kept them safe, for they are a very well-fitted pair."

"I know," said Pippin, "It was a wrench to drop them; but what else could I do?"

"But I have never heard of this one. What is it about - the seven pants and seven trousers?"

"About the pants of the Kings of Old," said Gandalf.

"And what are they?"

"The name meant "those that go on legs. The Orthanc-pants were a pair."

Okay, I think I've disturbed myself now ^_^

ryttu3k · 01-31-2004, 10:42 PM

Oh and hell, how about some song titles? These are from an Australian band called The Whitlams.

400 Miles From My Pants
Best Pants
Blow Up The Pants
Breathing Pants In (ewww)
Buy Now Pants Later
Chunky Chunky Pants (

)
Pants Too Hard
Don't Pants Anymore
Fall For Pants
Gone Pantsing
I Make Pants
I Will Not Go Pantsing
Laugh In Their Pants
Pants Are Everywhere
Love These Pants (or Pants This City)
No Pants
Royal In The Pants (or Pants In The Afternoon)
Tangled Up In Pants
Thank You (For Loving Me In My Pants)
Up Against The Pants
Where're The Pants
Who Listens To The Pants
You Sound Like Louis' Pants

And a LOTR quote to make it somewhat on topic, movie quote -

"The beacons in my pants are lit!"

Mrs Maggot · 02-01-2004, 04:18 AM

LOL someone else who knows the Whitlams here are some more…

Ease of the Midnight Pants

and

The Ballad of Lester's Pants

and

Make the Pants safe

There may be more but i can't think of them now!!!

And on a more LOTR note…

Legolas: they ride as if the very pants of their masters were behind them!

I don't know if anyone's thought of that before but i think its funny

Bombadillo · 02-01-2004, 03:00 PM

Gimli: "Bring your pretty face to my pants!"

Gimli: "An elf will wear underpants when a dwarf will not! I'll never hear the end of it!"

eowyngirl14 · 02-01-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bombadillo
Gimli: "Bring your pretty face to my pants!"

Gimli: "An elf will wear underpants when a dwarf will not! I'll never hear the end of it!"

heeheehee! nice Bombadillo

ryttu3k · 02-01-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs Maggot
LOL someone else who knows the Whilams here are some more…

Whaa, another Whitlams-and-LOTR-fan! ^_^ I like those ones...

A couple of FOTR-movie ones...

The pants are changed...
I feel it in the trousers...
I feel it in the breeches...
I smell it in the panties.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who wear pants...

"Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say. It's a dangerous thing, Frodo, getting out of your pants. You step into the air, and if you don't keep your underwear, there's no knowing what attention you may get."

"Farewell, Frodo Baggins. I give you the pants of Earendil, our most beloved garment. May it be a comfort for you in dark places, when you can't find any clean clothes to wear."

Mrs Maggot · 02-02-2004, 12:16 AM

When Faramir is interrogating Frodo and Sam at Henneth Annûn…

Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Sam Gamgee (or someting similar)
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His pants!

hee hee

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-02-2004, 12:42 AM

from The Hobbit:
____________________
A pants without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid,

What has it got in its pantses? Oh we guess, we guess, my precious.

"I don't need your pants," said Beorn, "but I expect you need mine."

"Why did you and your folk three times try to attack my pants at their merrymaking?" asked the king.

"If you come in peace lay down your pants!" said the captain.
"We have none," said Thorin, and it was true enough: their pants had been taken from them by the wood-elves"

Mrs Maggot · 02-03-2004, 04:39 AM

Theoden: Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormpants?

Nerdanel · 02-03-2004, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrs Maggot
Theoden: Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormpants?

That's a great one!

Somehow changes my image of Gandalf..

Stormpants!!

matthew · 02-03-2004, 06:25 PM

LOL!
That was great.

Nerdanel · 02-03-2004, 06:32 PM

(hope no one has said this before..)

I give you the light of Earendil, our most beloved pants.

ryttu3k · 02-04-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nerdanel
(hope no one has said this before..)

I give you the light of Earendil, our most beloved pants.

I sort of used it... see above (about six posts).

"Farewell, Frodo Baggins. I give you the pants of Earendil, our most beloved garment. May it be a comfort for you in dark places, when you can't find any clean clothes to wear."

Nerdanel · 02-04-2004, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ryttu3k
I sort of used it... see above (about six posts).

"Farewell, Frodo Baggins. I give you the pants of Earendil, our most beloved garment. May it be a comfort for you in dark places, when you can't find any clean clothes to wear."

Sorry!

11-16-2003, 09:44 PM	#301
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	Gimili: and you have my pants! __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

11-17-2003, 06:42 PM	#302
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Galadriel: Will you look into the pants? Frodo: What will I see? Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. For the pants show many things. Pants that were... pants that are... and some pants.. that have not yet come to pants. Bilbo: Aragorn's pants do not glitter, His sequened bell-bottoms are lost, The costume of old seems to have withered, And the pants have been bit by the moths. From the laundry a fire shall be woken, A light from the rag-bag shall spring, Burnt shall be pants ripped and broken, And we'll show Elvis that Aragorn's The King! (Not very good perhaps, but short, and to the pants. And if it was worth me making it up on the spot to share it with you, you'd best listen up. Harrumph!) __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

11-17-2003, 06:46 PM	#303
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Very nice, Rosie! __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

01-31-2004, 06:33 PM	#305
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Gandalf: "Peregrin Took and Meriadock Brandybuck, I should have pants." __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

02-01-2004, 04:18 AM	#309
Mrs Maggot Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Shire…Ok, western Sydney … & proud of it Posts: 85	LOL someone else who knows the Whitlams here are some more… Ease of the Midnight Pants and The Ballad of Lester's Pants and Make the Pants safe There may be more but i can't think of them now!!! And on a more LOTR note… Legolas: they ride as if the very pants of their masters were behind them! I don't know if anyone's thought of that before but i think its funny Last edited by Mrs Maggot : 02-02-2004 at 12:12 AM.

11-22-2003, 03:40 AM	#304
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	Funny how this game doesn't ever get old....

01-31-2004, 10:36 PM	#307
ryttu3k Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 61	Nurvingiel, I was about to do that one! ^_^ Ahh well. Some Two Towers quotes (mostly just book three), as my copies of FOTR and ROTK have both been borrowed... "See!" cried Aragorn. "Here we find tokens!" He picked out from the pile of grim weapons two pairs of pants, leaf-patterned, embroided in gold and red; and searching further he found also the underwear, black, set with small red rhinestones. "No orc-pants these!" he said. "These were worn by the hobbits. Doubtless the orcs de-pantsed them..." Pippin lay in a dark and troubled dream: it seemed that he could hear his own small voice echoing in black tunnels, calling Frodo, Frodo! But instead of Frodo hundreds of hidious orc-pants flapped at him out of the shadows, hundreds of hidious trousers grasped at him from every side. Where were his breeches? "Here, lord, are Herugrim, your ancient pants," he said. "They were found in his underwear drawer." "For one thing," said Theoden, "I had not heard that they spouted smoke from their pants." "You have drunk of the pants of the Ents, have you?" said Legolas. "Ah, then I think it is likely that Gimli's eyes do not decieve him. Strange songs have been sung of the trousers of Fangorn." "And here also are your pants, Pippin," said Aragorn. "I have kept them safe, for they are a very well-fitted pair." "I know," said Pippin, "It was a wrench to drop them; but what else could I do?" "But I have never heard of this one. What is it about - the seven pants and seven trousers?" "About the pants of the Kings of Old," said Gandalf. "And what are they?" "The name meant "those that go on legs. The Orthanc-pants were a pair." Okay, I think I've disturbed myself now ^_^

01-31-2004, 10:42 PM	#308
ryttu3k Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 61	Oh and hell, how about some song titles? These are from an Australian band called The Whitlams. 400 Miles From My Pants Best Pants Blow Up The Pants Breathing Pants In (ewww) Buy Now Pants Later Chunky Chunky Pants ( ) Pants Too Hard Don't Pants Anymore Fall For Pants Gone Pantsing I Make Pants I Will Not Go Pantsing Laugh In Their Pants Pants Are Everywhere Love These Pants (or Pants This City) No Pants Royal In The Pants (or Pants In The Afternoon) Tangled Up In Pants Thank You (For Loving Me In My Pants) Up Against The Pants Where're The Pants Who Listens To The Pants You Sound Like Louis' Pants And a LOTR quote to make it somewhat on topic, movie quote - "The beacons in my pants are lit!"

02-01-2004, 03:00 PM	#310
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Gimli: "Bring your pretty face to my pants!" Gimli: "An elf will wear underpants when a dwarf will not! I'll never hear the end of it!" __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

02-02-2004, 12:16 AM	#313
Mrs Maggot Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Shire…Ok, western Sydney … & proud of it Posts: 85	When Faramir is interrogating Frodo and Sam at Henneth Annûn… Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Sam Gamgee (or someting similar) Faramir: Your bodyguard? Sam: His pants! hee hee Last edited by Mrs Maggot : 04-29-2004 at 02:39 AM.

02-02-2004, 12:42 AM	#314
Tuor of Gondolin Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania Posts: 1,215	from The Hobbit: ____________________ A pants without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid, What has it got in its pantses? Oh we guess, we guess, my precious. "I don't need your pants," said Beorn, "but I expect you need mine." "Why did you and your folk three times try to attack my pants at their merrymaking?" asked the king. "If you come in peace lay down your pants!" said the captain. "We have none," said Thorin, and it was true enough: their pants had been taken from them by the wood-elves" __________________ Democrat for Kerry-Edwards! Take Back America Aure entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin : 02-02-2004 at 01:06 AM.

02-03-2004, 04:39 AM	#315
Mrs Maggot Enting Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Shire…Ok, western Sydney … & proud of it Posts: 85	Theoden: Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormpants?

02-03-2004, 06:25 PM	#317
matthew Enting Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 75	LOL! That was great. __________________ Nai anar caluva tierelyanna Flame me. Go ahead. Matthew in 2028. One by one we're bringing them back. Vote Nader. Stop the hamster eaters!!!! End global warming! Turn on the AC!!! Gadzooks! Run!

02-03-2004, 06:32 PM	#318
Nerdanel Spammer of the Happy Thread Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 3,512	(hope no one has said this before..) I give you the light of Earendil, our most beloved pants. __________________ "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. " - C. Sagan My (photography) website My Flickr page

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