Teacup Cafe Part XII

[jammi567]

err, 'they'?

[durinsbane2244]

yeah! the orcs, and the fellowship, and the wizards, and the black army recruiting corps...I JUST WANT TO REST!!! and chat about my interests on the moot o'course....i haff a lappy down under the mountains...

[jammi567]

do worry, i'll protect you with my automatic machine gun whilst you have your rest.

[durinsbane2244]

yay! i have been able to get some rest around here...there's some good kind folk round here who help out and watch my back...always good to see a new face in the "Protect the Balrog's Peace Corps."

[jammi567]

Are you a balrog? because i'm going to have to kill you for annoying tolkien fans by a) not telling us how many of you there are, and b) whether you have bloody wings or not.

[durinsbane2244]

o'course i'm a balrog! unless you think durin's bane was, in fact, high cholesteral! yeah, i'm a fallen maia of fire and shadow...in fact, after that other little punk killed my lord in gondolin, they elected me the new chief! betcha didn't know that! i'm the head honcho! and oh yeah, i have wings...we all don't, but i do...'cause i'm cool like that...firey-darky wings....they're great..

[jammi567]

in that case, i'm really sorry to have to do this, but it has to be done....
*fires machinegun at durinsbane, in the hope of getting rid of the annoying problem*.

[durinsbane2244]

*shrugs off lead dust* bah! don't make me wink in your general direction...that might destroy the whole board... *turns back to 180 proof* *muttering* what did i do to them? eh? nothing! why can't they let me live in peace! why? i've always been on the defensive...*sigh* ...i just want a nice, quiet, life of intellectual search and eventual enlightenment...why can't i just be left to my books?

[jammi567]

fine, if we can't kill you, then we'll have to take you to the station, where you'll have all the time in the world for your 'interletual' reading. resistance is futile.

[durinsbane2244]

1. station?
2. intellectual damnit.
3. what's the issue with me being around? you let a huorn in!


*feels unloved*
*thinks*
bah! there's only one of you! i have plenty of friends!

[Spock]

The MOOT Teacup is like the TARDIS, of Dr. Who.

It exists in a state of Temporal Grace and no weapon can be fired in the cafe. Further, the door wardens have extra sensitive senses to remove such from members before entering.

.....looks around and raises his left eyebrow.

[jammi567]

1. police station, cop station etc
2. don't diss my spelling
3. ahhh, but huorns don't make people make lots of threads about 2 questions that no-one can answer.

p.s don't hate me, i'm only doing what's best for the board.

[durinsbane2244]

yay spock! see! he defended me! i don't care if he was only doing his job! it came out to my defense all the same! also, i like the raising of the eyebrow...very vulcan, mate...

anyway....

1. nah.
2. i shall do so if i wish, and it's more correction than dissing.
3. to what threads do you refer?
4. heh, it takes a WHOOOLE lot for me to hate someone...

[jammi567]

3. no specific thread, but...
4. thank god for that.

[durinsbane2244]

3. than what was the point of saying that? what are you trying to insinuate here? what are these pointless no-answer questions? have i been a bad mooter?

[jammi567]

what i ment was that i couldn't think of specific ones, but they are around. see last sentence. see last sentence. of course you're not.

[durinsbane2244]

what do you mean "they're around"? what kind of threads have i "made people start" with "two questions that couldn't be answered"? what are you on about?

[jammi567]

you being durins bane ie. a balrog, has made people make a lot of threads both here and on other websites, asking the questions: do balrogs have wings, and how many of them were there in total? hope this clears it up a bit.

[durinsbane2244]

ooooooooooooooh! i thought you meant ME me...like...the guy sitting at a computer...k, that makes sense!

[jammi567]

thank god for that.