If Frodo turned evil... - Page 16

Adrian Baggins · 07-05-2003, 07:14 PM

ooc: I'm online and at my mom's so if I don't get on much, well, you get it

ic: "Yes, it's good to be back, though it is somewhat desturbing, so, onward to fight!"

The last sane person · 07-05-2003, 10:33 PM

OOC: Ack!

Roya: hold it bub! *thwacks Saurons hard over the head* nonna that!

Sauron: I wasnt thinking of that.

Roya: good! now what are we to do with these annoying poeples who are chasing us?

Sauron: um, well, i was wanting to make a pretty and shiney multicolored ring for myself.....

Roya: Do we have the time?

Saurons: *shrugs*

Roya: Rings are getting old! why dont you choose something else...Like a hair clip for instance?

OOC: The squeaky!

LutraMage · 07-06-2003, 06:09 AM

Aragorn: "Actually, I think the most destructive thing we could do to Sauron is let Roya marry him - listen to her go, she's all ready hen-pecking him to death!" lol

Gandalf: "Yep, but we can't be too complacent, once she's finished nagging him to bits she'll turn on us again, sure as eggs are eggs. Best to sort them both out while she has them distracted choosing out net curtains!"

Dreran the Green · 07-06-2003, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Roya: hold it bub! *thwacks Saurons hard over the head* nonna that!

OOC: Sane, dare I ask exactly what you meant by that?

IC:

Frodo: So what do we do then?

Gandalf: We wait a little and THEN we go get'm both.

Frodo: How long do we have to wait?

Gandalf: I dunno, we could jut have some lunch first...

OOC: I wrote this because I'm really hungry

The last sane person · 07-06-2003, 06:58 PM

ooc: Read above posts by LutraMage and you'll see.

Roya:Well, now that you have your new pretty and shiney and multicolored ring...Can we get back to war?!

Sauron: What? *looks up from admiring his new ring*

Roya: Never mind! *grabs Saurons ear (does he have one??) and leads him away to meet the followship*

Sauron: Owch!

Roya: Oh quite whinning you ninny!

*they meet the fellowship who are eating lunch on a picnic blanket*

Sauron: Hello all! what lovely weather we're having!

Roya: *stamps foot and folds arms*

Sauron: *cough* ahem..er right! Ha! you puny mortals dont think to try and best me do you? uh...Prepare to meet your doooooom...yada, yada, yada....and this is where i start to fling you all about with a chunky mace! *starts to fling them about with a chunky mace*

Roya: thats more like it!

*starts flinging them about with nearby Katana yet before Aragorn can do a Isildur and destroy Sauron, Roya and Sauron flee the scene leaving a very banged up fellowship*

Indril Anarion · 07-06-2003, 08:04 PM

OOC: I missed a lot...oh well, I'll pick up where Sauron's flinging people everywhere.

IC: Arwen notices Sauron's new fancy ring.
"That is sooo five minutes ago!"
Arwen shot an arrow at Sauron, but it was dodged and she was flung against a rock and knocked aout for several moments. When she came to, Sauron and Roya were gone and the Fellowship was scattered everywhere.

"Ouch," she said, rubbing her head and getting up.

Where was Aragorn? Wasn't he supposed to slice the ring off Sauron's finger?
"Oh, well, maybe next time," she mumbled to herself.

She stumbled over to Aragorn.

"Are you alright, melamin?" she said softly.

Gulio, Strength of Many · 07-06-2003, 09:29 PM

Gimli sat up and brushed himself off. "Stupid mace thingy," he muttered.

Thèoden leapt to his feet, and ran over to his horse. He had to make sure the horse was all right. "What?" he asked after getting various disapproving glares.

turtlelover · 07-06-2003, 10:34 PM

sam sat up and groaned" ouch, lets not do that again!"

Aewionen · 07-07-2003, 12:00 AM

ooc: wow I missed alot

ic: Pippin groaned as he sat up, only to lay back down again. Merry looked over at him, "Are you alright Pip?" Pippin opened his eyes and mumbled, "Pain.....lots of pain."

Dreran the Green · 07-07-2003, 09:40 AM

Gandalf: *groaning from own cuts and bruises* Merry! Is Pippin okay??

Silme*Christian · 07-07-2003, 09:52 AM

Legolas sat up with a (yet another) groan. "All hope is lost." He said.

Aewionen · 07-07-2003, 04:44 PM

Before Merry could answer, Pippin sat up somewhat and gave a forced smile. "I should be alright," he said with a groan. "Here comes one big migrane," he said quietly to himself.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 07-07-2003, 06:19 PM

OOC: Bugger! This always happens!

Sauron: Whee! That was fun! Let's have a wedding!

Roya: WHat?

Sauron: Shant we get married then eh? I could whip everything up in a jiffy and the wedding night could be tonight.

Roya: Bloody feck Sauron! What's gotten into you?

Sauron: You mean, you never heard about me in the first age? I was quite the swinger.

Roya: And now you want to settle down?

Sauron: Well, it only seems fair. Dark Lord, Dark Lady. So what d'ya say? *winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*

OOC: Can we get married Roya?*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore* Even if you say no I think we aught to have a relationship. How better to corrupt these fresh young mooters?

OY! Where the bloody hell were you on the fourth of July? I tried callin!

Silme*Christian · 07-07-2003, 08:53 PM

OOC: Get a room love birds!

The last sane person · 07-08-2003, 02:22 PM

OOC: OH BUGGER ALL KATT! YOU ARE WORSE THAN A RABBIT! i was with the "Cap'n" on the fourth i paid er a visit! we blew things up(and drank heavily, unlike her character, she cant hold her liquor)! hehehe, i love the americans 4th of july, a reason to blow things up and drink booze! you really missed out!

Roya:*shakes head* you're one fecked up dude, you know that sauron?

Sauron:*joyus* course! thats where all the fun is!

Roya: hey! i am all for fun, so why not? A wedding there shall be!

Sauron&Roya:*very evil laugh*

*so it seems that the Dark Lord shall have his Dark Lady, what evils will come the fellowships' way now?*

OOC2: katt, i have a funny feeling i will regret this. and you are right! it is fun to corrupt people!

Indril Anarion · 07-08-2003, 05:29 PM

Arwen helped Aragorn up.

"So what should we do now?" she asked. "What will be our next move."

Dreran the Green · 07-08-2003, 06:24 PM

OOC: If Sauron and Roya get married, I think Frodo should be Ringbearer

turtlelover · 07-08-2003, 08:51 PM

ooc: that is funny *manages a small smile* hat is the happiest i have felt in awhile

Gulio, Strength of Many · 07-08-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreran the Green
OOC: If Sauron and Roya get married, I think Frodo should be Ringbearer

Hee hee hee witty.

The last sane person · 07-08-2003, 10:48 PM

OOC: Heheh, i think we could arrange that!

Why are you so sad turtlelover?

07-05-2003, 07:14 PM	#301
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	ooc: I'm online and at my mom's so if I don't get on much, well, you get it ic: "Yes, it's good to be back, though it is somewhat desturbing, so, onward to fight!" __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

07-05-2003, 10:33 PM	#302
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Ack! Roya: hold it bub! thwacks Saurons hard over the head nonna that! Sauron: I wasnt thinking of that. Roya: good! now what are we to do with these annoying poeples who are chasing us? Sauron: um, well, i was wanting to make a pretty and shiney multicolored ring for myself..... Roya: Do we have the time? Saurons: shrugs Roya: Rings are getting old! why dont you choose something else...Like a hair clip for instance? OOC: The squeaky! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-06-2003, 06:58 PM	#305
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	ooc: Read above posts by LutraMage and you'll see. Roya:Well, now that you have your new pretty and shiney and multicolored ring...Can we get back to war?! Sauron: What? looks up from admiring his new ring Roya: Never mind! grabs Saurons ear (does he have one??) and leads him away to meet the followship Sauron: Owch! Roya: Oh quite whinning you ninny! they meet the fellowship who are eating lunch on a picnic blanket Sauron: Hello all! what lovely weather we're having! Roya: stamps foot and folds arms Sauron: cough ahem..er right! Ha! you puny mortals dont think to try and best me do you? uh...Prepare to meet your doooooom...yada, yada, yada....and this is where i start to fling you all about with a chunky mace! starts to fling them about with a chunky mace Roya: thats more like it! starts flinging them about with nearby Katana yet before Aragorn can do a Isildur and destroy Sauron, Roya and Sauron flee the scene leaving a very banged up fellowship __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-06-2003, 08:04 PM	#306
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	OOC: I missed a lot...oh well, I'll pick up where Sauron's flinging people everywhere. IC: Arwen notices Sauron's new fancy ring. "That is sooo five minutes ago!" Arwen shot an arrow at Sauron, but it was dodged and she was flung against a rock and knocked aout for several moments. When she came to, Sauron and Roya were gone and the Fellowship was scattered everywhere. "Ouch," she said, rubbing her head and getting up. Where was Aragorn? Wasn't he supposed to slice the ring off Sauron's finger? "Oh, well, maybe next time," she mumbled to herself. She stumbled over to Aragorn. "Are you alright, melamin?" she said softly. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-06-2003, 09:29 PM	#307
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Gimli sat up and brushed himself off. "Stupid mace thingy," he muttered. Thèoden leapt to his feet, and ran over to his horse. He had to make sure the horse was all right. "What?" he asked after getting various disapproving glares. __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

07-06-2003, 06:09 AM	#303
LutraMage Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling... Posts: 330	Aragorn: "Actually, I think the most destructive thing we could do to Sauron is let Roya marry him - listen to her go, she's all ready hen-pecking him to death!" lol Gandalf: "Yep, but we can't be too complacent, once she's finished nagging him to bits she'll turn on us again, sure as eggs are eggs. Best to sort them both out while she has them distracted choosing out net curtains!"

07-06-2003, 10:34 PM	#308
turtlelover Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: nowhere you would care to be Posts: 420	sam sat up and groaned" ouch, lets not do that again!" __________________ "i could have alot of fun with that!!"-Allison "I don't know why it does this! maybe i'm allergic to bras?"-Dee

07-07-2003, 12:00 AM	#309
Aewionen Elf Lord Join Date: May 2003 Location: Strong Badia. I live in the tire. Posts: 791	ooc: wow I missed alot ic: Pippin groaned as he sat up, only to lay back down again. Merry looked over at him, "Are you alright Pip?" Pippin opened his eyes and mumbled, "Pain.....lots of pain." __________________ Aewionen, Maiden of Gondor `````````````````````````````` Home is behind the world ahead And there are many paths to tread Through shadow to the edge of night Until the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow Cloud and shade All shall fade All shall fade "I feel a slight tingling feeling... I think its affecting me." -Legolas during a drinking contest (EE ROTK)

07-07-2003, 09:40 AM	#310
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Gandalf: groaning from own cuts and bruises Merry! Is Pippin okay?? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-07-2003, 09:52 AM	#311
Silme*Christian Lady of Lamedon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 621	Legolas sat up with a (yet another) groan. "All hope is lost." He said. __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Jesus scares the "hell" out of people! He rocks! http://linwe.proboards19.com/index.cgi

07-07-2003, 04:44 PM	#312
Aewionen Elf Lord Join Date: May 2003 Location: Strong Badia. I live in the tire. Posts: 791	Before Merry could answer, Pippin sat up somewhat and gave a forced smile. "I should be alright," he said with a groan. "Here comes one big migrane," he said quietly to himself. __________________ Aewionen, Maiden of Gondor `````````````````````````````` Home is behind the world ahead And there are many paths to tread Through shadow to the edge of night Until the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow Cloud and shade All shall fade All shall fade "I feel a slight tingling feeling... I think its affecting me." -Legolas during a drinking contest (EE ROTK)

07-07-2003, 06:19 PM	#313
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: Bugger! This always happens! Sauron: Whee! That was fun! Let's have a wedding! Roya: WHat? Sauron: Shant we get married then eh? I could whip everything up in a jiffy and the wedding night could be tonight. Roya: Bloody feck Sauron! What's gotten into you? Sauron: You mean, you never heard about me in the first age? I was quite the swinger. Roya: And now you want to settle down? Sauron: Well, it only seems fair. Dark Lord, Dark Lady. So what d'ya say? winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore OOC: Can we get married Roya?winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore Even if you say no I think we aught to have a relationship. How better to corrupt these fresh young mooters? OY! Where the bloody hell were you on the fourth of July? I tried callin! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

07-07-2003, 08:53 PM	#314
Silme*Christian Lady of Lamedon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 621	OOC: Get a room love birds! __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Jesus scares the "hell" out of people! He rocks! http://linwe.proboards19.com/index.cgi

07-08-2003, 02:22 PM	#315
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: OH BUGGER ALL KATT! YOU ARE WORSE THAN A RABBIT! i was with the "Cap'n" on the fourth i paid er a visit! we blew things up(and drank heavily, unlike her character, she cant hold her liquor)! hehehe, i love the americans 4th of july, a reason to blow things up and drink booze! you really missed out! Roya:shakes head you're one fecked up dude, you know that sauron? Sauron:joyus course! thats where all the fun is! Roya: hey! i am all for fun, so why not? A wedding there shall be! Sauron&Roya:very evil laugh so it seems that the Dark Lord shall have his Dark Lady, what evils will come the fellowships' way now? OOC2: katt, i have a funny feeling i will regret this. and you are right! it is fun to corrupt people! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 07-09-2003 at 01:29 AM.

07-08-2003, 05:29 PM	#316
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Arwen helped Aragorn up. "So what should we do now?" she asked. "What will be our next move." __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

07-08-2003, 06:24 PM	#317
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	OOC: If Sauron and Roya get married, I think Frodo should be Ringbearer __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

07-08-2003, 08:51 PM	#318
turtlelover Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: nowhere you would care to be Posts: 420	ooc: that is funny manages a small smile hat is the happiest i have felt in awhile __________________ "i could have alot of fun with that!!"-Allison "I don't know why it does this! maybe i'm allergic to bras?"-Dee

07-08-2003, 10:48 PM	#320
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Heheh, i think we could arrange that! Why are you so sad turtlelover? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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