Tolkien Lovers Anonymous - Page 16

Elf Girl · 05-21-2002, 02:39 PM

Elf Girl: Morauko, don't worry, you can't be Borimir, you're Eomer, remember? *Nazgûl Queen brandishes horn* Hm. Maybe you are. But look, I didn't die, you don't have to be evil. Or die, either as a matter of fact. *rolls eyes* Of course, everyone will be snide to you in places you're not supposed to be, but I suppose wingless plastic balrog toys are better than death, hm? *eyes her's ruefully*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-21-2002, 07:18 PM

Eruviel: We should leave now. Come, we must get going!
Tano: We still have no one to protect Willow and me!
Renille: There may be orcs out there.
Eruviel: *turns to Renille* A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near; I can feel it!

Renille · 05-21-2002, 11:02 PM

Renille- Do not let the others know. They must gain strength for the journey ahead. WAIT JUST A SECOND!

Elf Girl- Who are you talking to?

Renille- I remember!It's my fault! All of this is my fault! I've gotta make these decisions!

Moraku- What on EARTH is she blabbing about?

Renille- Do you WANT to say "My brother, my captain, my king etc." and make me cry?

Moraku- Not really...

Tano- What has that got to do with ANYTHING?

Renille- Don't you get it? We have to camp somewhere else tonight! Then the orcs won't get us. Quick, find...

Elf Girl- I hate to interrupt...I'm supposed to be dead...but, Aragren?

Renille-What NOW?

Earniel- I think...it's too dark.

Renille- A curse on this day! All I try to do runs amiss!

Willow Oran · 05-22-2002, 12:58 AM

(Sitting apart from the rest of the cellowship)

Willow:Wonderful, we're stuck at the one campsite that will be the cellowship's doom and We still haven't figured out who is going to die (if anyone) while attempting to protect me and Tano from orcs.

Tano:Maybe we should just go and surrendur ourselvle to the orcs right now, at least they'ed give us food. Well... sort of food.

(Eruviel joins them)

Eruviel:Have either of you seen Glodo?

Willow:Why would we have seen her?

Tano: Because she's the other hobbit-esque person here.

Eruviel:So you haven't seen her?

Willow:No, I thought she was over with the rest of the cellowship.

Tano:Actually didn't she wander off when we landed?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-22-2002, 01:36 AM

Eruviel: We must find her! I fear what might happen if--*is cut off by the sound of. . .something*

ooc: that something being homework. drat.

***Earniel*** · 05-22-2002, 05:24 AM

OOC: I feel like stirring things up a bit. Have I mentioned I love this RPG?

Eärniel stepped on a branch. "Sorry" she said smiling as the Cellowship looks angry at her.

Claenoic:*annoyed* What are you smiling about?

Eärniel: *still smiling* It wasn't me.

Elf Girl: What in Eru's name are you talking about, girl?

Eärniel: It was was Morauko who found Glodo, not me. I'm not dead! Woohoo!

Tanoliel:*rolls her eyes* Not that debate again!

Eruviel: Gandgirl, we need to find Glodo....

Morauko:*still slightly sobbing* I TOLD you she's over there...*points out in the direction of the surrounding forest*

Gandgirl: Good, better find her before she does a runner. She wasn't too keen on our Cellowship from day one and now with Morauko going Boromirish all of the sudden it won't improve. Eärniel! You, go find her!

Eärniel: Me?! But I don't wanna die!

Gandgirl: It's about time you get yourself a character! And dying happens to the best of us. Now you've got elven eyes so it'll be easy for you to spot Glodo.

Eärniel: *wails* But I'm not the only elf here!

Gandgirl: You're the only expendable one. ...er...I mean you're the best we got. Now go!

*Gandgirl pushes a reluctant Eärniel to the area where Morauko last saw Glodo. Eärniel hesutantly walks out of sight, holding the whirring gizmo protectively before her. The Cellowship now tries to get Aragren out of her depression. Minutes pass as they suddenly hear screams issueing from the woods. They look up and see Eärniel with Glodo under her arm running at high speed from the wood*

Gandgirl: Ah you've found her then. I told you you would.

Eärniel: That's not the only thing I've found! There are orcs on my tail! Run! Hide! Save me!

The TLA hears screams and the noice of a large band of orcs drawing closer.

Renille · 05-22-2002, 08:19 PM

OOC- Eärniel, you love this? Never could've guessed.

So do I. Anyways, I may as well get this a little more stirred up.

Renille- STOP PANICKING! Okay, Gandgirl...GANDGIRL, LOOK AT YOUR BALROG!

Earniel- No way, no way NO WAY!

Morauko- *sob* IT'S REAL

Tano- Now that's all we need. A giant balrog.

Balrog-* Squeaks*

Claenoic- What? It's supposed to spit out fire.

Renille- Yeah, I know...what's happening?

Balrog- I *squeak* lost my voice. Caladriett took me out of Moria Shack and made me into a toy. But I came back...

Elf Girl- Well, you're MY balrog now. You have to do what I say!

Balrog- But...I'm supposed to kill you.

Morauko- Yeah, and you're not supposed to be talking. Let's call it a draw.

Eruviel- *finally sees the balrog* Ai! Ai! A balrog has come!

Balrog- Haha, a scared l'il el...el...achoo! *sneezes fire...in the orcs' direction.*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 03:43 AM

Eruviel: *regaining composure* Oh, at least it's going after the orcs! *strings bow and starts shooting arrows rapidly into the oncoming orcs*
The rest of the Cellowship draws their weapons and being to fight, except Glodo, who cowers behind a rock, and Earniel, who is still slightly panicked, and Tano and Willow, who stand on the sidelines with their swords, looking very nervous. . .*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 08:14 AM

ooc: can I join? Counsellers are evil

Suddenly a strange hissing is heard. A cloud of white steam covers the Balrog, and it disappears.
Eruviel: What was that?
Out of the disappating mist emerges a girl holding a strange red object with something black attatched to it.

The orcs turn their attention back to the Cellowship.

Garina: Whoops!
*Throws fire extinguisher at the nearest one, and knocks him out*

Elf Girl: Why did you kill the Balrog?

Garina: Because it's evil. Duh.

*Gand Girl sighs*

Finrod Felagund · 05-23-2002, 08:31 AM

Suddenly Finrod jumps off of the log he was paddling on behind the cellowship and comes running up to where the orcs are.
He starts to sing "Hey dol Tom Bombadillo..." and then is knocked out by a flying rock coming from the direction of the orcs.

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 08:53 AM

OOC: So what do we do from here? Is this where we split up or do we stick together and beat those orcs to a bloody pulp?

Eärniel pulls the unconcious Finrod behind the rock when she and Glodo are hiding. She tries to bring him around by using her whirring gizmo. Does she succeed? No not really.....

Eärniel: Drat, the bloody thing MUST have a use!

Glodo: I don't think that's the use it's intended for.

Eärniel: What does a phonebearer knows of these things? Shut up and hide.

Garina · 05-23-2002, 09:00 AM

*Garina hides behind the rock with Earniel and the phonebearer8

Garina: Earniel, I came across some Rangers earlier who were rounding up Tolkein fans. I found this.
*hands Earniel a sword*

TinuvielChild · 05-23-2002, 09:18 AM

TC: *sneaks up behind some orcs and tries to spear them with her M-shaped sword, which promptly breaks because it's made of cheap yellow plastic* AAAAGH! i knew I shouldn't have taken it! *shrugs, then starts applying Matrix-like kung fu skills to orcs*

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 11:32 AM

Eärniel: *eyes sword unbelievingly and hisses* precioussssss.... *blinks* Oh..um... Garina you've found a sword for me!!! Woohooo! *hugs Garina until she squeaks* Oh sorry about that... *releases Garina*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 11:36 AM

Garina: Now let us attack!
Eärniel: The orcs?

Garina:No! The counseller. Little do you know of this foul breed. Far from helping people, they compound problems and have one track minds.

Eärniel: But Glodo is the phonebearer!!!
Garina: Alright.

Attack the orcs then. But keep an eye on that counsellor!!!

Elf Girl · 05-23-2002, 05:11 PM

Elf Girl: *sob* My balrog...*sob* If I couldn't have a staff, at least I had a wingless plastic balrog toy that went "squeak"... *suddenly notices small plastic balrog toy at her feet* My balrog! *picks it up and hugs it*

Balrog: *squeak*

Suddenly, the orcs around Tano and Willow start dying mysteriously

Mysterious voice out of nowhere: My brother...My...Wait, that's not right...um...My brother...Wait, am I supposed to die?

Elf girl: *brandishing plastic balrog for lack of a staff* Who are you?

Mysterious voice out of nowhere: Well, you don't have a Boromir, do you? Just leave the mysterious voices to do all the work, now what was it? My brother... *all the orcs are staring in disbelief*

Elf Girl: How about we leave? *all run back to boats and jump in. The current carries them down the river as the orcs still look for the source of the mysterious voice*

Mysterious voice out of nowhere: *from far away* Do I die now or later? My brother...My king...

Claenoic · 05-23-2002, 09:29 PM

OOC: I return! *All groan* Me: WHHHAAAATTT?

Gandgirl: Listen! Since we have a large group, we have to have 3 people carried away by orcs, 4 people to chase after them, and 3 to go to China and- *squeak!*

Renille: What was that?

Gandgirl: *Stands up* BALROGGIE!!!!!

All: ...

Gandgirl: *Takes no notice* I thought you were lost! Don't do that ever AGAIN, ok Bally-raggie-booboo?

Bally-raggie-booboo: SQEEEEKUM!!!

Gandgirl: Good!

Tano: Is anyone as scared as I am?

All but Gandgirl: *Raises hands*

Earniel: I'll take charge then *sigh* Ok then! *waves newly found sword in the air* Who's going where doing what with whom?

TC: ???

OOC: We should stop and figger this out. I'm voting for that idea!

Tanoliel · 05-24-2002, 01:44 AM

Tano: okay, so Willow and I must be carried away because we're Merry and Pippin respectively...who else wants to get carried off by the orcs and rescued later by my somewhat late brilliance?
EG: uh....I can't. I'm part of the three hunters. Er..four hunters. Er...how many hunters ARE there?
-tano

Nazgûl Queen · 05-24-2002, 02:16 AM

Moraumer: I wanna go to China... oh, wait, I'm eomer... I need to go to Rohan and recruit large hordes of people to kill the orcs... hang on, shouldn't I already be there?

Gandgirl: Well, its not as if we're following the story, are we?

Morauko: i guess... well, then I'll just go with the hunters until I reach a convenient place to save the day!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 02:36 AM

ooc: I can't remember--do we have a Sam?

The Cellowship stops further on down the river. They rest there for a while, but Glodo sneaks off again. . .

Willow: Uh, where's Glodo?
Tano: She's left again!
Aragren: We'll split up and find her. . .
Eruviel: This doesn't look good. . .

05-21-2002, 02:39 PM	#301
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Elf Girl: Morauko, don't worry, you can't be Borimir, you're Eomer, remember? Nazgûl Queen brandishes horn Hm. Maybe you are. But look, I didn't die, you don't have to be evil. Or die, either as a matter of fact. rolls eyes Of course, everyone will be snide to you in places you're not supposed to be, but I suppose wingless plastic balrog toys are better than death, hm? eyes her's ruefully __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-21-2002, 07:18 PM	#302
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: We should leave now. Come, we must get going! Tano: We still have no one to protect Willow and me! Renille: There may be orcs out there. Eruviel: turns to Renille A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. Something draws near; I can feel it! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-21-2002, 11:02 PM	#303
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Renille- Do not let the others know. They must gain strength for the journey ahead. WAIT JUST A SECOND! Elf Girl- Who are you talking to? Renille- I remember!It's my fault! All of this is my fault! I've gotta make these decisions! Moraku- What on EARTH is she blabbing about? Renille- Do you WANT to say "My brother, my captain, my king etc." and make me cry? Moraku- Not really... Tano- What has that got to do with ANYTHING? Renille- Don't you get it? We have to camp somewhere else tonight! Then the orcs won't get us. Quick, find... Elf Girl- I hate to interrupt...I'm supposed to be dead...but, Aragren? Renille-What NOW? Earniel- I think...it's too dark. Renille- A curse on this day! All I try to do runs amiss! __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

05-22-2002, 12:58 AM	#304
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(Sitting apart from the rest of the cellowship) Willow:Wonderful, we're stuck at the one campsite that will be the cellowship's doom and We still haven't figured out who is going to die (if anyone) while attempting to protect me and Tano from orcs. Tano:Maybe we should just go and surrendur ourselvle to the orcs right now, at least they'ed give us food. Well... sort of food. (Eruviel joins them) Eruviel:Have either of you seen Glodo? Willow:Why would we have seen her? Tano: Because she's the other hobbit-esque person here. Eruviel:So you haven't seen her? Willow:No, I thought she was over with the rest of the cellowship. Tano:Actually didn't she wander off when we landed? __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

05-22-2002, 01:36 AM	#305
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: We must find her! I fear what might happen if--is cut off by the sound of. . .something ooc: that something being homework. drat. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-22-2002, 05:24 AM	#306
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	OOC: I feel like stirring things up a bit. Have I mentioned I love this RPG? Eärniel stepped on a branch. "Sorry" she said smiling as the Cellowship looks angry at her. Claenoic:annoyed What are you smiling about? Eärniel: still smiling It wasn't me. Elf Girl: What in Eru's name are you talking about, girl? Eärniel: It was was Morauko who found Glodo, not me. I'm not dead! Woohoo! Tanoliel:rolls her eyes Not that debate again! Eruviel: Gandgirl, we need to find Glodo.... Morauko:still slightly sobbing I TOLD you she's over there...points out in the direction of the surrounding forest Gandgirl: Good, better find her before she does a runner. She wasn't too keen on our Cellowship from day one and now with Morauko going Boromirish all of the sudden it won't improve. Eärniel! You, go find her! Eärniel: Me?! But I don't wanna die! Gandgirl: It's about time you get yourself a character! And dying happens to the best of us. Now you've got elven eyes so it'll be easy for you to spot Glodo. Eärniel: wails But I'm not the only elf here! Gandgirl: You're the only expendable one. ...er...I mean you're the best we got. Now go! Gandgirl pushes a reluctant Eärniel to the area where Morauko last saw Glodo. Eärniel hesutantly walks out of sight, holding the whirring gizmo protectively before her. The Cellowship now tries to get Aragren out of her depression. Minutes pass as they suddenly hear screams issueing from the woods. They look up and see Eärniel with Glodo under her arm running at high speed from the wood Gandgirl: Ah you've found her then. I told you you would. Eärniel: That's not the only thing I've found! There are orcs on my tail! Run! Hide! Save me! The TLA hears screams and the noice of a large band of orcs drawing closer. __________________ We are not things.

05-22-2002, 08:19 PM	#307
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	OOC- Eärniel, you love this? Never could've guessed. So do I. Anyways, I may as well get this a little more stirred up. Renille- STOP PANICKING! Okay, Gandgirl...GANDGIRL, LOOK AT YOUR BALROG! Earniel- No way, no way NO WAY! Morauko- sob IT'S REAL Tano- Now that's all we need. A giant balrog. Balrog-* Squeaks* Claenoic- What? It's supposed to spit out fire. Renille- Yeah, I know...what's happening? Balrog- I squeak lost my voice. Caladriett took me out of Moria Shack and made me into a toy. But I came back... Elf Girl- Well, you're MY balrog now. You have to do what I say! Balrog- But...I'm supposed to kill you. Morauko- Yeah, and you're not supposed to be talking. Let's call it a draw. Eruviel- finally sees the balrog Ai! Ai! A balrog has come! Balrog- Haha, a scared l'il el...el...achoo! sneezes fire...in the orcs' direction. __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

05-23-2002, 03:43 AM	#308
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: regaining composure Oh, at least it's going after the orcs! strings bow and starts shooting arrows rapidly into the oncoming orcs The rest of the Cellowship draws their weapons and being to fight, except Glodo, who cowers behind a rock, and Earniel, who is still slightly panicked, and Tano and Willow, who stand on the sidelines with their swords, looking very nervous. . .* __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-23-2002, 08:14 AM	#309
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	ooc: can I join? Counsellers are evil Suddenly a strange hissing is heard. A cloud of white steam covers the Balrog, and it disappears. Eruviel: What was that? Out of the disappating mist emerges a girl holding a strange red object with something black attatched to it. The orcs turn their attention back to the Cellowship. Garina: Whoops! Throws fire extinguisher at the nearest one, and knocks him out Elf Girl: Why did you kill the Balrog? Garina: Because it's evil. Duh. Gand Girl sighs __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 08:31 AM	#310
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Suddenly Finrod jumps off of the log he was paddling on behind the cellowship and comes running up to where the orcs are. He starts to sing "Hey dol Tom Bombadillo..." and then is knocked out by a flying rock coming from the direction of the orcs. Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 05-23-2002 at 08:35 AM.

05-23-2002, 08:53 AM	#311
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	OOC: So what do we do from here? Is this where we split up or do we stick together and beat those orcs to a bloody pulp? Eärniel pulls the unconcious Finrod behind the rock when she and Glodo are hiding. She tries to bring him around by using her whirring gizmo. Does she succeed? No not really..... Eärniel: Drat, the bloody thing MUST have a use! Glodo: I don't think that's the use it's intended for. Eärniel: What does a phonebearer knows of these things? Shut up and hide. __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 09:00 AM	#312
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina hides behind the rock with Earniel and the phonebearer8 Garina: Earniel, I came across some Rangers earlier who were rounding up Tolkein fans. I found this. hands Earniel a sword* __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 09:18 AM	#313
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	TC: sneaks up behind some orcs and tries to spear them with her M-shaped sword, which promptly breaks because it's made of cheap yellow plastic AAAAGH! i knew I shouldn't have taken it! shrugs, then starts applying Matrix-like kung fu skills to orcs __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-23-2002, 11:32 AM	#314
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel: eyes sword unbelievingly and hisses precioussssss.... blinks Oh..um... Garina you've found a sword for me!!! Woohooo! hugs Garina until she squeaks Oh sorry about that... releases Garina __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 11:36 AM	#315
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Garina: Now let us attack! Eärniel: The orcs? Garina:No! The counseller. Little do you know of this foul breed. Far from helping people, they compound problems and have one track minds. Eärniel: But Glodo is the phonebearer!!! Garina: Alright. Attack the orcs then. But keep an eye on that counsellor!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 05:11 PM	#316
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Elf Girl: sob My balrog...sob If I couldn't have a staff, at least I had a wingless plastic balrog toy that went "squeak"... suddenly notices small plastic balrog toy at her feet My balrog! picks it up and hugs it Balrog: squeak Suddenly, the orcs around Tano and Willow start dying mysteriously Mysterious voice out of nowhere: My brother...My...Wait, that's not right...um...My brother...Wait, am I supposed to die? Elf girl: brandishing plastic balrog for lack of a staff Who are you? Mysterious voice out of nowhere: Well, you don't have a Boromir, do you? Just leave the mysterious voices to do all the work, now what was it? My brother... all the orcs are staring in disbelief Elf Girl: How about we leave? all run back to boats and jump in. The current carries them down the river as the orcs still look for the source of the mysterious voice Mysterious voice out of nowhere: from far away Do I die now or later? My brother...My king... __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-23-2002, 09:29 PM	#317
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	OOC: I return! All groan Me: WHHHAAAATTT? Gandgirl: Listen! Since we have a large group, we have to have 3 people carried away by orcs, 4 people to chase after them, and 3 to go to China and- squeak! Renille: What was that? Gandgirl: Stands up BALROGGIE!!!!! All: ... Gandgirl: Takes no notice I thought you were lost! Don't do that ever AGAIN, ok Bally-raggie-booboo? Bally-raggie-booboo: SQEEEEKUM!!! Gandgirl: Good! Tano: Is anyone as scared as I am? All but Gandgirl: Raises hands Earniel: I'll take charge then sigh Ok then! waves newly found sword in the air Who's going where doing what with whom? TC: ??? OOC: We should stop and figger this out. I'm voting for that idea! __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers!

05-24-2002, 01:44 AM	#318
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: okay, so Willow and I must be carried away because we're Merry and Pippin respectively...who else wants to get carried off by the orcs and rescued later by my somewhat late brilliance? EG: uh....I can't. I'm part of the three hunters. Er..four hunters. Er...how many hunters ARE there? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson Last edited by Tanoliel : 05-25-2002 at 02:41 PM.

05-24-2002, 02:16 AM	#319
Nazgûl Queen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 400	Moraumer: I wanna go to China... oh, wait, I'm eomer... I need to go to Rohan and recruit large hordes of people to kill the orcs... hang on, shouldn't I already be there? Gandgirl: Well, its not as if we're following the story, are we? Morauko: i guess... well, then I'll just go with the hunters until I reach a convenient place to save the day! __________________ Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal...

05-24-2002, 02:36 AM	#320
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: I can't remember--do we have a Sam? The Cellowship stops further on down the river. They rest there for a while, but Glodo sneaks off again. . . Willow: Uh, where's Glodo? Tano: She's left again! Aragren: We'll split up and find her. . . Eruviel: This doesn't look good. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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