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"Aye Aye capt!"
*Suddenly ominous thick fog rolls in* "This don't look good.... Oh well... CAPT, D'YA WANNA GO ON, OR WAIT TILL THE FOG GOES 'WAY?" *Notices human which has again started singing, and flings a sharp pointy object at it. *stupid human 
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10-27-2003, 10:29 PM
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Roya: Jezus! what up with all the bloody fog! this aint no PJ film! No need for over effects! Go the bloody hell on you silly little thing! did i say other wise?
Juri: No sir! *Roya went about grumpily ordering the crew around. SHe was bored and wanted to fight. Suddenly of the starboard lights of a ship were recognized* Roya: How convinient! All hands Man your sation! *glances at Human* you! Sound the alarm! Make as big a caterwaul as you can! scare the pants off them Mightily! *flings a boot at him to speed up the process* *and so the crew of the Satsuriken were speeding along into a fray with Human rasing up an ungodly noise* Roya: All ye hands are to do nothing till i make the first call! OOC: I.e. no speeding up! I wish for a day or two for people to come back onto the thread! No speed posting Legoles!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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10-27-2003, 11:04 PM
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Upon seeing the lights Lonni was aware that something would happen, sadly all the fog was muffling sound were the orders "Sound the alarm" and "Scare the pants off them" and folling these slightly misheard orders she did the only thing she could think of to follow both orders at once. She screamed. It was a good scream, carrying through the fog and overpowering all other sounds until all that could be heard was the long, painfully high pitched, unearthly shriek. This continued until Lonni ran out of air and after pausing to take a breath she did the other mightily scary thing she could think of and threw a fireball at the lights.
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10-28-2003, 02:18 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya: drops kodachi and clutches her ears* Ye gods! wha the bugger izat?!
*rushes toward the bow of the ship where she finds Lonni screaming and flinging fire and the blob that was the enemies ship. Roya pokes Lonni.* Lonni: *Jumps* oh. Hi. Just following your orders. Roya: My wha? Oh. Yeah. Carry on! *rushes back o the helm and guides the ship closer to the enemy, who has yet to be hit by the fireballs.* `````````````````````````````````````````````````` Other cap'n: *as a fire ball whizzes over head* Holy gosh! First mate! First mate: Aye aye sir- *they hear Lonni's unearthly shriek* Random sailor: SOunds like some one's trying to stuff a cat into a vat of burning oil! *they all look at him strangely* Sailor: What?! Cap'n: Never mind! all hands to your battle stations! Sailor#2: But we dont have battle stations! We're a tea transport! Cap'n: um....? well, how do we know that its a ship crewed by the damned, with a captian so evil hell itself spat her back up!? crew: um...we dont.... Salior#3: Do you think they want some tea? Salior#4: I've got a french loaf.... Cap'n: um...GAH!! I give the orders! Get to whatever stations you can think of or by the flying weasle i'll....! *the crew scambles to their places* `````````````````````````````````````````````````` *Back on the Satsuri* Roya: Good job Human and Lonni! Prepare arms for boarding!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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10-28-2003, 11:15 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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*Somewhere in the ship, Maddie wakes up from a long and deserved sleep by the call to man the stations. She reaches deck just to see Lonni throw a fireball at the other ship.*
Maddie: Ye gods, I must have slept quite a while. Seems like the captain found herself a human siren and flamethrower rolled into one...
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10-28-2003, 02:33 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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*Tano, who has been leaning over the side watching the waves, finally hauls herself back aboard the ship and looks around for a station to post herself at*
Dragon: Where should we go? Tano: Beats me. *picks up dragon and deposits it on her shoulder* Let's go find someone. How about that person who yelled? Dragon: *winces* Sure. Just lemme find some earplugs first. occ: Ye gods, people...the internet does NO justice. Maggie screams like nothing else. Seriously..... 
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10-28-2003, 08:41 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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OOC: Ye gods! What i wouldnt give to hear it for myself! and then stop it myself! *evil grin*
Roya: Prepare to board! We are drawnin near! Lonni: *screeches* Sam: *scearms and cowers* ahhhh! Maddie: *still sleepy* eh...? Ethel: Yarg! Tano: Booya! *and so the war cries went on and it could be seen that the other crew was running around like chickens with their heads ripped off*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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10-29-2003, 01:39 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
Join Date: Feb 2003
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I'll try, I'll try.
<Now THIS is entertainment!>*Silent gigles* *Lonni still screeching* *Gets out sword and sharpens it* <Are we REALLY gonna fight these whimps?> *Looks around confused* Where's the dragon...?
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10-29-2003, 12:40 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
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ooc Roya--come see the Poe show this weekend. Maggie screams in it. Truly frightening....drove me to earplugs.
 ic: Tano: *grabs a large hook* Cap'n, we're getting close--do we board the boat?
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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10-29-2003, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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*Sam gave his coconuts a few practice swings.*
Tano: Um, excuse me, but what kinda weapon is that? Sam: Me coconuts on strings? Tano: Oh. Right...
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10-29-2003, 10:42 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: ...Very nice, Sam. *pulls out weapon from boot* Now, this--this is my baby. Here. Have a look-see. You poke it into the person, like so....*stabs into imaginary person*..and then you push this, and it goes bang! *the weapon separates into five large blades* And then you twist and pull. The guts come out--kind of like spagetti. You like spaghetti? *grins*
Sam: Er. Well...I used to... ooc: Hey--anyone know what those are called? I've forgotten. I think they're Arabic, but I'm not sure--they're weapons that go out into four or five blades like a big hand, once you poke the thing into someone's gut---and then you twist and stuff. I can't remember the name.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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10-29-2003, 11:03 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Oh! yes! I know those! Infact, my uncle has one! Arent those arab toys soooo nice?! Erg..i think you will have to make do without a cap'n for a while...
*and so the war shouts and practice stabs went on for a few minutes. Once Roya gave a shrill whistle, the air was full of hooks and swinging pirates. The fight was glorious. Being a tea ship, they didnt really have much to go on. But never turn your back on a determined fellow with a tea strainer.* Roya: *gutting and biting things* well, isnt this fun crew?! *roars of approval* On with it ya swabs! I've seen grandma's kill faster than this! *and so the battle was over and there was no few corpses. Infact the whole ship was covered in corpses. Some charred to a toasty crisp and the ship was looted and sunk. The Satsuri calmly sailed off into the fog.*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 10-30-2003 at 02:39 AM. |
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11-02-2003, 11:32 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Uh? That's nice, I guess, if you like that kind of thing.
 But my favorite weapon has got to be my father's sword Anasta. *pulls out a long shining sword that has a slight curve on the edge of the blade* Now that I have turned 1500 it's mine. Here I'll show you why I like it so much. * pulls out a bouncy ball and plams it a little and she bounces it a few time before she throws in to the air and before the crowd that had gathered around her could bilnk the bouncy ball was on the ground in ten pieces, smiles* What you do you guys think?
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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11-02-2003, 03:50 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: *pokes newcomer gently with her Arab Toy* Oy. You. Where'd you come from? I need to see your "Appearing Suddenly into RPGs" License...very important. If you have a special dispensation I'd like to see that too. Come on, then. Show me.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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11-03-2003, 01:42 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Oh sorry, I Just couldn't resist poping in, I was interseted (sorry I can't spell) in your conversation.
You can call me Amea, and watch where you point that thing. I like my body too much to lose a part of it. Name: Amea Gender:female Race:????? (no one really knows) Age:1500 Aperance: Depends on what I feel like wearing but for now a pair of old blue jeans and a tight fitting tank top. (I can't express how sorry I am for just poping it to your RPG, I hope I didn't scare anyone or make anyone angry) 
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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11-03-2003, 03:06 PM
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OOc: Oh dear, you just barged in on a slightly maniac vampiric crew with lots of bad nasty habits and a assortment of even nastier toys and you're wondering if you haven't scared anyone or made anyone angry? LOL
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11-03-2003, 10:41 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Not that it'll do her any good with you fruity lot!
Roya: Well, another one? Maddie:*sighs* So it seems. Sam:*whiny* Can i eat her? Roya: once i am done. *grabs her and bites her neck and merrily chugs then throws the limp body to Sam* Sam: *with his mouth full* Yummy! Roya: ha! Throw that limp thing in the brig! OOC: I dont have life insurance! Who would want it? We are all dead any way!
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11-04-2003, 01:35 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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ooc: Good lord. And who are YOU?
ic: Tano: *blinks* Honestly...I'm just doing my job. Roya: Your what? Tano: My job. *sighs* I'm really not supposed to parade it, and I don't really do it very well, but I'm an Offical Unofficial RPG Sensical Nonsense-Matrix Advisor--Specializing in Ancient Worlds and High Seas. *crickets* Maddie: You're what? Tano: Um. I check on stuff. Really. No big deal. It doesn't matter at all. Forget it. Nevermind. (points at Amea) Is she dead? Maddie: I don't know. *checks pulse* Well. Not quite. Tano: Ah well...she might live. Who knows? Sam: What's the dragon for? Dragon: *smugly* I'm very useful. And if told you, I would have to kill you. Tano: *wispers in Sam's ear* Actually, he does nothing of importance...he's just fun to have around. ooc: Heh. Sorry if that screwed anyone over...I don't mean to. That's why I don't do my job well, see? I'm just having a bit of fun.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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11-04-2003, 02:54 AM
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Elven Warrior
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haha! Tis I! Roya! Stealthy Ninja supreme! um...yeah....riiight....*silence* But you knew that! Bwahahahahahaha! (ha!)
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11-04-2003, 01:36 PM
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Elven Warrior
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*shakes head, And stands up* You can't get rid of me so easily.
*rubs neck* It hurts but other than that it was fun *smiles at Roya* I hope you won't do that agian, it's not good for you to drink blood of a half Elf, especaly if you don't know where she's been. And if you do not mind could you please let me out of here? Because it seems were're almost the same now, ie: I'm partaly dead now anyway.
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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