05-16-2002, 07:30 AM | #301 |
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WALK THE PLANK!
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05-16-2002, 07:33 AM | #302 |
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Can I have my exploding sausage now?
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05-16-2002, 07:42 AM | #303 |
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BoP! Not here! PG13 remember!
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05-16-2002, 07:55 AM | #305 | |
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05-16-2002, 08:03 AM | #306 | |
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What? <goes back to attempting to suck her... toes.>
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05-16-2002, 10:27 AM | #307 | |
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05-16-2002, 11:56 AM | #308 |
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The Captain has returned!!!
Okay, enough of this. We are in the middle of a battle, and you are all getting into a fight! For the sake of the wine which is in India. . .Anduril, I might have to sound proof the room (the room is very much locked). After this lovely battle, you and E XK can have a drinking contest. I'm placing my bets on E XK, though.
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05-16-2002, 12:09 PM | #309 | |
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You are found guilty of commiting the Argumentum ad Misericordiam fallacy, whereby you have appealed to pity. In other words, you want to place some type of honour on XK, seeing as she has been shown to be generally worse than me. I am the all-round better person. This is fact. You just feel sorry for XK. You pity her. Your vote of convidence is an appeal to pity. It reeks of special pleading. Sometimes the truth hurts. Stop hiding from the truth, XK! Secondly, even though the room (the room is locked) is very much locked, I must once again remind everyone that I am transcendental, and walls do not hinder me. You will probably notice that I am currently on deck. |
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05-16-2002, 12:20 PM | #310 |
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I do not pity E XK, but I believe her to be the better drinker. That is that. Listen to your captain.
*ignores the fact that Anduril is on deck* I have rope!!! *proceeds to rescue Wulazg from the evil clutches of the anti-Tolkienites, by whom he had been captured upon being catapulted*
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05-16-2002, 12:38 PM | #311 | |
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holy shiznit! and i thought this thread had only 3 pages!! and i notice the original topic has been lost in the randomness...*sigh* reminds me of TABA....
anywho i shall proceed to explain my weirdness nonetheless. *ignores the ongoing events around her* i speak elvish at random unopportune times i think animals have feelings i think BUGS have feelings i name bugs (i knew a ladybug named Bilbo ) i also have never officially dated (i did have a b/f though) i hate pop music i talk to my 2 year old brother like an adult (hey he understands me) i spend a total of 85.5% of my free time on the internet i'm referred to as a Catholic on Crack (aka an insane Catholic...not literally on crack ) i wrote a story about Purple Monkeys i eat sardines right out of the can i'll just stand in front of the fridge and eat random things (like jalapeños, tortillas, cheese...and not together either) i can't stand Harry Potter (*cowers in fear*) Quote:
i'm proud of my weirdness, i'm not afraid to be geeky, and i use big words
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05-16-2002, 03:57 PM | #312 |
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I have only one thing to add.
Harry Potter does not suck!!! (mutters something about homeschoolers.... what do THEY know....) And also, AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhh....!!!! A purple headed monster is boarding the ship! And he doesn't look friendly! Wait. I think I'm hallucinating again. Ah bite me. ____________________ Yes, that was 2 things. God BoP's get exemption. If it troubles you, take it up with someone who cares.
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05-16-2002, 06:14 PM | #313 |
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May I also add that Harry Potter does not suck. Thank you.
BoP, you are hallucinating, there is no purple monsters, but there are a bunch of crazy anti-Tolkienites. . . *attacks the crazy anti-Tolkienite pirates*
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05-16-2002, 09:29 PM | #314 | |
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TC watches the proceedings quietly, then grabs some handy livestock and begins catapulting it at the anti-Tolkienites, all the while shouting strange insults in a French accents.
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05-16-2002, 11:08 PM | #315 |
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Yay, I'm back on the ship!! But I dindn't need any help... I was just FOOLING them by PRETENDING to be captured.... they never saw my secret weapon...
A Elbereth Gilthoniel!!!(while holding up the Phial) Sorry
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05-17-2002, 02:27 AM | #316 |
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*notices the people on the other ship are temporarily blind from a very bright white light*
Okay, good job, Wulazg. Now we grab their cargo, and SAIL!!!
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05-17-2002, 03:12 AM | #317 |
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"Righto people! Lets secure the ship!" Anduril exclaimed.
Anduril, along with others (his loyal followers), started picking up the rocks and threw them at the Trolkienites. Anduril threw a large rock at one of the invaders, and it hit him in the eyeball. "Ahh, my eyeball!" he screamed. He was in pain. That's why he screamed. Because he was in pain. Due to the rock. It hit him. In the eyeball. "Haha!" I shouted gleefully. The rest of the ship hands fought on merrily, evacuating the nasty infiltrators by any means necessary. One such example was... |
05-17-2002, 03:23 AM | #318 |
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...Talking down the invader JAr Jar style. Another is...
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05-17-2002, 04:04 AM | #319 |
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Random grenade flinging. Yet others were...
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05-17-2002, 04:09 AM | #320 |
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...pelting them with fish innards; but still some were...
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