Why are you weird? - Page 16

Elfmaster XK · 05-16-2002, 07:30 AM

WALK THE PLANK!

BeardofPants · 05-16-2002, 07:33 AM

Can I have my exploding sausage now?

Andúril · 05-16-2002, 07:42 AM

BoP! Not here! PG13 remember!

XK: Why?

Elfmaster XK · 05-16-2002, 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Can I have my exploding sausage now?

Have what you want, i'm going to take an exam!

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XK: Why?

Because i want to see you eaten by the giant squid! Or the sharks, or squidged against the black spikey rocks!

Andúril · 05-16-2002, 07:55 AM

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Because i want to see you eaten by the giant squid! Or the sharks, or squidged against the black spikey rocks!

What type of makeshift captain are you? You've successfully diverted the attention of the shiphands to our conversation, instead of the enemy. Well done. You deserve a medal.

Lo! the enemy has deployed anchor!

BeardofPants · 05-16-2002, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
BoP! Not here! PG13 remember!

What?

Andúril · 05-16-2002, 10:27 AM

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What?

Riiiight. Play all innocent if you will, but you don't fool me. You disgustingly kinky bunny.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-16-2002, 11:56 AM

The Captain has returned!!!

Okay, enough of this. We are in the middle of a battle, and you are all getting into a fight! For the sake of the wine which is in India. . .Anduril, I might have to sound proof the room (the room is very much locked). After this lovely battle, you and E XK can have a drinking contest. I'm placing my bets on E XK, though.

Andúril · 05-16-2002, 12:09 PM

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After this lovely battle, you and E XK can have a drinking contest. I'm placing my bets on E XK, though.

Well, I have one thing to say about that:

You are found guilty of commiting the Argumentum ad Misericordiam fallacy, whereby you have appealed to pity. In other words, you want to place some type of honour on XK, seeing as she has been shown to be generally worse than me. I am the all-round better person. This is fact. You just feel sorry for XK. You pity her. Your vote of convidence is an appeal to pity. It reeks of special pleading.

Sometimes the truth hurts. Stop hiding from the truth, XK!

Secondly, even though the room (the room is locked) is very much locked, I must once again remind everyone that I am transcendental, and walls do not hinder me. You will probably notice that I am currently on deck.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-16-2002, 12:20 PM

I do not pity E XK, but I believe her to be the better drinker. That is that. Listen to your captain.

*ignores the fact that Anduril is on deck*

I have rope!!!
*proceeds to rescue Wulazg from the evil clutches of the anti-Tolkienites, by whom he had been captured upon being catapulted*

Meldien Eruantalë · 05-16-2002, 12:38 PM

holy shiznit!

and i thought this thread had only 3 pages!! and i notice the original topic has been lost in the randomness...*sigh* reminds me of TABA....

anywho i shall proceed to explain my weirdness nonetheless. *ignores the ongoing events around her*

i speak elvish at random unopportune times
i think animals have feelings
i think BUGS have feelings
i name bugs (i knew a ladybug named Bilbo

)
i also have never officially dated (i did have a b/f though)
i hate pop music
i talk to my 2 year old brother like an adult (hey he understands me)
i spend a total of 85.5% of my free time on the internet
i'm referred to as a Catholic on Crack (aka an insane Catholic...not literally on crack

)
i wrote a story about Purple Monkeys
i eat sardines right out of the can
i'll just stand in front of the fridge and eat random things (like jalapeños, tortillas, cheese...and not together either)
i can't stand Harry Potter (*cowers in fear*)

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Let's hear it for homeschooling!!! Are there any more homeschoolers here?

oh yeah! and i'm homeschooled

have been ever since 4th grade (i'm a junior now).
i'm proud of my weirdness, i'm not afraid to be geeky, and i use big words

BeardofPants · 05-16-2002, 03:57 PM

I have only one thing to add.

Harry Potter does not suck!!!

(mutters something about homeschoolers.... what do THEY know....)

And also, AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhh....!!!!

A purple headed monster is boarding the ship! And he doesn't look friendly! Wait. I think I'm hallucinating again. Ah bite me.

____________________

Yes, that was 2 things. God BoP's get exemption. If it troubles you, take it up with someone who cares.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-16-2002, 06:14 PM

May I also add that Harry Potter does not suck. Thank you.

BoP, you are hallucinating, there is no purple monsters, but there are a bunch of crazy anti-Tolkienites. . .

*attacks the crazy anti-Tolkienite pirates*

TinuvielChild · 05-16-2002, 09:29 PM

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For instance, TinuvielChild is known for her sporadic bursts of spontaneous combustion, during slumber.

I am? This is news to me...

TC watches the proceedings quietly, then grabs some handy livestock and begins catapulting it at the anti-Tolkienites, all the while shouting strange insults in a French accents.

Wulažg · 05-16-2002, 11:08 PM

Yay, I'm back on the ship!! But I dindn't need any help... I was just FOOLING them by PRETENDING to be captured.... they never saw my secret weapon...

A Elbereth Gilthoniel!!!(while holding up the Phial)

Sorry

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-17-2002, 02:27 AM

*notices the people on the other ship are temporarily blind from a very bright white light*

Okay, good job, Wulazg. Now we grab their cargo, and SAIL!!!

Andúril · 05-17-2002, 03:12 AM

"Righto people! Lets secure the ship!" Anduril exclaimed.

Anduril, along with others (his loyal followers), started picking up the rocks and threw them at the Trolkienites. Anduril threw a large rock at one of the invaders, and it hit him in the eyeball.

"Ahh, my eyeball!" he screamed. He was in pain. That's why he screamed. Because he was in pain. Due to the rock. It hit him. In the eyeball.

"Haha!" I shouted gleefully.

The rest of the ship hands fought on merrily, evacuating the nasty infiltrators by any means necessary. One such example was...

Arathorn · 05-17-2002, 03:23 AM

...Talking down the invader JAr Jar style. Another is...

Andúril · 05-17-2002, 04:04 AM

Random grenade flinging. Yet others were...

Arathorn · 05-17-2002, 04:09 AM

...pelting them with fish innards; but still some were...

05-16-2002, 07:30 AM	#301
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	WALK THE PLANK! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-16-2002, 07:33 AM	#302
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Can I have my exploding sausage now? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-16-2002, 11:56 AM	#308
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	The Captain has returned!!! Okay, enough of this. We are in the middle of a battle, and you are all getting into a fight! For the sake of the wine which is in India. . .Anduril, I might have to sound proof the room (the room is very much locked). After this lovely battle, you and E XK can have a drinking contest. I'm placing my bets on E XK, though. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-16-2002, 12:20 PM	#310
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I do not pity E XK, but I believe her to be the better drinker. That is that. Listen to your captain. ignores the fact that Anduril is on deck I have rope!!! proceeds to rescue Wulazg from the evil clutches of the anti-Tolkienites, by whom he had been captured upon being catapulted __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-16-2002, 03:57 PM	#312
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I have only one thing to add. Harry Potter does not suck!!! (mutters something about homeschoolers.... what do THEY know....) And also, AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhh....!!!! A purple headed monster is boarding the ship! And he doesn't look friendly! Wait. I think I'm hallucinating again. Ah bite me. ____________________ Yes, that was 2 things. God BoP's get exemption. If it troubles you, take it up with someone who cares. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-16-2002, 07:42 AM	#303
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	BoP! Not here! PG13 remember! XK: Why?

05-16-2002, 06:14 PM	#313
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	May I also add that Harry Potter does not suck. Thank you. BoP, you are hallucinating, there is no purple monsters, but there are a bunch of crazy anti-Tolkienites. . . attacks the crazy anti-Tolkienite pirates __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-16-2002, 11:08 PM	#315
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Yay, I'm back on the ship!! But I dindn't need any help... I was just FOOLING them by PRETENDING to be captured.... they never saw my secret weapon... A Elbereth Gilthoniel!!!(while holding up the Phial) Sorry __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-17-2002, 02:27 AM	#316
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	notices the people on the other ship are temporarily blind from a very bright white light Okay, good job, Wulazg. Now we grab their cargo, and SAIL!!! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-17-2002, 03:12 AM	#317
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	"Righto people! Lets secure the ship!" Anduril exclaimed. Anduril, along with others (his loyal followers), started picking up the rocks and threw them at the Trolkienites. Anduril threw a large rock at one of the invaders, and it hit him in the eyeball. "Ahh, my eyeball!" he screamed. He was in pain. That's why he screamed. Because he was in pain. Due to the rock. It hit him. In the eyeball. "Haha!" I shouted gleefully. The rest of the ship hands fought on merrily, evacuating the nasty infiltrators by any means necessary. One such example was...

05-17-2002, 03:23 AM	#318
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	...Talking down the invader JAr Jar style. Another is... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-17-2002, 04:04 AM	#319
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Random grenade flinging. Yet others were...

05-17-2002, 04:09 AM	#320
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	...pelting them with fish innards; but still some were... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

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