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Very soon, as the Gang approached, the blue-clad Orc-Scouts came forth and welcomed them in on tea-and-buscuits and they all sat down in front of the stage listening to Iron Maiden tunes.
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"Wait a minute!You guys are ORCS!!!!!" said Sas, a little confused "Aren't you supposed to hate good guys?"
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"Well, we're rehabbed Orcs!" the leader said, and smiled.
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"What?!"
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"Thank King Aragorn that he started up a rehabilitation program for us Orcs so that we could do good in the new kingdom." the leader continued.
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"Ummmm... King Aragorn did this?"
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"Yes, my friend, now have some tea and buscuits."
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"I don't realy know if we have time. We're on a very important mission." said Sas looking around for sighns of Hector and the others.
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Katt: Oh chill OUT Sas! Hector will be fine for a bit. We still got Mari. Besides, IT'S A PARTY!
Orc-leader: Hector is with you? Katt: Um, yes? *The orcs grumbled and looked uneasy.* Orc-leader: Um, as much as we hate all this prophesy stuff, there is somethin' we got to tell you about those two... *What could it be? What could it POSSIBLY BE???* ((OOC: I have no idea. GW? Your good at surprises... ![]() |
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"Well, HB is really the resurrected Ugluk." said the Orc-leader."We dont talk of him usually, since he wants us to go back to the old and ugly ways."
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"Yeah, right. And I'm theoden ressurected!" said Sas laughing "You realy exspect us to belive that!?
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"Yes, its the honest-to-god truth!" the Orc-leaders protested."Cross my heart and hope to die."
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"I hate it when people say that!" said Sas, still laughing "It makes me very angry when they are lying!" Sas reached into the pocket on the side of his quiver and took out a flask "You see this? This is all I drink." he said as a waiter offered him a beer
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"Im not lying! Aragorn helped us!" said the leader."And Hector is the resurrected Ugluk wether you want it to be or not!"
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"Look,I'm not saying you're totally wrong, I just don't think that it's OUR Hector. Mabye it's another Hector. Whats his last name?" said Sas as he put one flask away, took another one out and took a swig.
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The conversation continued, and nobody could tell if the orcs were lying about Hector or not. Neither could Hector, who wasn't there to hear it.
At this moment, Hector found himself leaning against a tree. He remembered he had taken a nap while everyone ate dinner. The problem was, he had no idea which direction everyone had gone!
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"So realy, whats his last name?!" said Sas a little irratated by the orcs now ignoring him and singing along with In a gadda davida
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"Berlioz." said the leader.
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"Nope not our Hec- WHAT?!" said Sas spitting out the lime-green contents of his flask "Wait a minute... are you sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?!"
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Sis looked over at Sane, as they trotted smartly through the woods. "You know we've lost most of them, don't you?" she said. "Can't even hear the stupid band, anymore. Do you suppose we should go back and look, or do you have a wench map about you somewhere. Honestly, I could do with a little howling at the moon and some sensible company, for a change."
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