EntQuest, the Battle for Hector. - Page 16

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 12:46 PM

Very soon, as the Gang approached, the blue-clad Orc-Scouts came forth and welcomed them in on tea-and-buscuits and they all sat down in front of the stage listening to Iron Maiden tunes.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 01:39 PM

"Wait a minute!You guys are ORCS!!!!!" said Sas, a little confused "Aren't you supposed to hate good guys?"

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 01:46 PM

"Well, we're rehabbed Orcs!" the leader said, and smiled.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 01:46 PM

"What?!"

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 01:50 PM

"Thank King Aragorn that he started up a rehabilitation program for us Orcs so that we could do good in the new kingdom." the leader continued.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 01:50 PM

"Ummmm... King Aragorn did this?"

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 01:52 PM

"Yes, my friend, now have some tea and buscuits."
offered the leader.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 01:55 PM

"I don't realy know if we have time. We're on a very important mission." said Sas looking around for sighns of Hector and the others.

klatukatt · 03-12-2008, 03:37 PM

Katt: Oh chill OUT Sas! Hector will be fine for a bit. We still got Mari. Besides, IT'S A PARTY!

Orc-leader: Hector is with you?

Katt: Um, yes?

*The orcs grumbled and looked uneasy.*

Orc-leader: Um, as much as we hate all this prophesy stuff, there is somethin' we got to tell you about those two...

*What could it be? What could it POSSIBLY BE???*

((OOC: I have no idea. GW? Your good at surprises...

)

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 03:48 PM

"Well, HB is really the resurrected Ugluk." said the Orc-leader."We dont talk of him usually, since he wants us to go back to the old and ugly ways."

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 03:55 PM

"Yeah, right. And I'm theoden ressurected!" said Sas laughing "You realy exspect us to belive that!?

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 03:58 PM

"Yes, its the honest-to-god truth!" the Orc-leaders protested."Cross my heart and hope to die."

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 04:04 PM

"I hate it when people say that!" said Sas, still laughing "It makes me very angry when they are lying!" Sas reached into the pocket on the side of his quiver and took out a flask "You see this? This is all I drink." he said as a waiter offered him a beer

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 04:18 PM

"Im not lying! Aragorn helped us!" said the leader."And Hector is the resurrected Ugluk wether you want it to be or not!"

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 04:22 PM

"Look,I'm not saying you're totally wrong, I just don't think that it's OUR Hector. Mabye it's another Hector. Whats his last name?" said Sas as he put one flask away, took another one out and took a swig.

hectorberlioz · 03-12-2008, 04:32 PM

The conversation continued, and nobody could tell if the orcs were lying about Hector or not. Neither could Hector, who wasn't there to hear it.

At this moment, Hector found himself leaning against a tree. He remembered he had taken a nap while everyone ate dinner. The problem was, he had no idea which direction everyone had gone!

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 04:35 PM

"So realy, whats his last name?!" said Sas a little irratated by the orcs now ignoring him and singing along with In a gadda davida

Grey_Wolf · 03-12-2008, 04:36 PM

"Berlioz." said the leader.

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-12-2008, 04:39 PM

"Nope not our Hec- WHAT?!" said Sas spitting out the lime-green contents of his flask "Wait a minute... are you sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?!"

sisterandcousinandaunt · 03-12-2008, 04:54 PM

Sis looked over at Sane, as they trotted smartly through the woods. "You know we've lost most of them, don't you?" she said. "Can't even hear the stupid band, anymore. Do you suppose we should go back and look, or do you have a wench map about you somewhere. Honestly, I could do with a little howling at the moon and some sensible company, for a change."

03-12-2008, 01:39 PM	#302
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Wait a minute!You guys are ORCS!!!!!" said Sas, a little confused "Aren't you supposed to hate good guys?" __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 01:46 PM	#303
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Well, we're rehabbed Orcs!" the leader said, and smiled. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-12-2008 at 01:48 PM.

03-12-2008, 01:46 PM	#304
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"What?!" __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 01:50 PM	#306
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Ummmm... King Aragorn did this?" __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 01:55 PM	#308
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"I don't realy know if we have time. We're on a very important mission." said Sas looking around for sighns of Hector and the others. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 12:46 PM	#301
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Very soon, as the Gang approached, the blue-clad Orc-Scouts came forth and welcomed them in on tea-and-buscuits and they all sat down in front of the stage listening to Iron Maiden tunes.

03-12-2008, 01:50 PM	#305
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Thank King Aragorn that he started up a rehabilitation program for us Orcs so that we could do good in the new kingdom." the leader continued.

03-12-2008, 01:52 PM	#307
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Yes, my friend, now have some tea and buscuits." offered the leader.

03-12-2008, 03:37 PM	#309
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Oh chill OUT Sas! Hector will be fine for a bit. We still got Mari. Besides, IT'S A PARTY! Orc-leader: Hector is with you? Katt: Um, yes? The orcs grumbled and looked uneasy. Orc-leader: Um, as much as we hate all this prophesy stuff, there is somethin' we got to tell you about those two... What could it be? What could it POSSIBLY BE??? ((OOC: I have no idea. GW? Your good at surprises... )

03-12-2008, 03:48 PM	#310
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Well, HB is really the resurrected Ugluk." said the Orc-leader."We dont talk of him usually, since he wants us to go back to the old and ugly ways." Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-12-2008 at 03:58 PM.

03-12-2008, 03:55 PM	#311
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Yeah, right. And I'm theoden ressurected!" said Sas laughing "You realy exspect us to belive that!? __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory. Last edited by The Sasquatch of Fangorn : 03-12-2008 at 04:36 PM.

03-12-2008, 03:58 PM	#312
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Yes, its the honest-to-god truth!" the Orc-leaders protested."Cross my heart and hope to die." Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-12-2008 at 04:00 PM.

03-12-2008, 04:04 PM	#313
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"I hate it when people say that!" said Sas, still laughing "It makes me very angry when they are lying!" Sas reached into the pocket on the side of his quiver and took out a flask "You see this? This is all I drink." he said as a waiter offered him a beer __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 04:18 PM	#314
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Im not lying! Aragorn helped us!" said the leader."And Hector is the resurrected Ugluk wether you want it to be or not!" Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-12-2008 at 04:20 PM.

03-12-2008, 04:22 PM	#315
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Look,I'm not saying you're totally wrong, I just don't think that it's OUR Hector. Mabye it's another Hector. Whats his last name?" said Sas as he put one flask away, took another one out and took a swig. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 04:32 PM	#316
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	The conversation continued, and nobody could tell if the orcs were lying about Hector or not. Neither could Hector, who wasn't there to hear it. At this moment, Hector found himself leaning against a tree. He remembered he had taken a nap while everyone ate dinner. The problem was, he had no idea which direction everyone had gone! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

03-12-2008, 04:35 PM	#317
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"So realy, whats his last name?!" said Sas a little irratated by the orcs now ignoring him and singing along with In a gadda davida __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 04:36 PM	#318
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"Berlioz." said the leader.

03-12-2008, 04:39 PM	#319
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	"Nope not our Hec- WHAT?!" said Sas spitting out the lime-green contents of his flask "Wait a minute... are you sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?!" __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

03-12-2008, 04:54 PM	#320
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Sis looked over at Sane, as they trotted smartly through the woods. "You know we've lost most of them, don't you?" she said. "Can't even hear the stupid band, anymore. Do you suppose we should go back and look, or do you have a wench map about you somewhere. Honestly, I could do with a little howling at the moon and some sensible company, for a change." __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

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