Weird turn-ons/ first things noticed in opposite gender - Page 16

congressmn · 05-26-2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K

Besides, you have so much living left to do, killing yourself will just deprive the world of your presence, which would be a terrible, terrible thing

laugh, loosing me from earth will only be terrible to folks in heaven

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 10:17 AM

dude you need a hobby that is not talking about suicide, persoanlly if i ever got suicidel id jump out of a plane stark naked with a squirrel cape and mask and try to land somewhere interesting like in the middle of the superbowl, hey if ya gotta go at least give everyone a laugh
p.s. if that does happen that might not be me theres sevearl of my freinds who made a apct that if anyone is going to kill themselves they have to do it that way

congressmn · 05-26-2003, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by Ararax
dude you need a hobby that is not talking about suicide, persoanlly if i ever got suicidel id jump out of a plane stark naked with a squirrel cape and mask and try to land somewhere interesting like in the middle of the superbowl, hey if ya gotta go at least give everyone a laugh
p.s. if that does happen that might not be me theres sevearl of my freinds who made a apct that if anyone is going to kill themselves they have to do it that way

finally some inputs on how to do it. thx

and it cud well be me, jumpin from the plane. I would certainly get a breathtaking view. o so many reason to do it

Baby-K · 05-26-2003, 10:27 AM

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laugh, loosing me from earth will only be terrible to folks in heaven

When did you start believing in heaven?

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dude you need a hobby that is not talking about suicide, persoanlly if i ever got suicidel id jump out of a plane stark naked with a squirrel cape and mask and try to land somewhere interesting like in the middle of the superbowl, hey if ya gotta go at least give everyone a laugh

If ye wanna give everyone a laugh, perhaps you should just stand there naked - no need to kill yourself for a giggle or two from the peanut gallery

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and it cud well be me, jumpin from the plane. I would certainly get a breathtaking view. o so many reason to do it

Stop this bloody foolishness ccman - for every reason to do it there's about 1 million not to

congressmn · 05-26-2003, 10:29 AM

ya, its gettin boring to talk tso morbid all these days. time for somethings livelier. I am off to the neighbours now...

Ararax · 05-26-2003, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K

If ye wanna give everyone a laugh, perhaps you should just stand there naked - no need to kill yourself for a giggle or two from the peanut gallery

ill agree with you a naked woman is beautiful
a naked man is just hilarious

Coney · 05-26-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by congressmn
ya, its gettin boring to talk tso morbid all these days. time for somethings livelier. I am off to the neighbours now...

Have fun with the neighbours daughters......and watch out for those dogs!

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well the KS is quite a brandname here. A condom by that name is a bestseller too and now with such success they are venturing into other areas as well.

You have a condom named Kama Sutra??.............I bet it takes some getting out of the packet!..........That's why there is so many people in India

congressmn · 05-26-2003, 03:03 PM

well ya, like i said it sells in millions, but somehow the population just pops u know. seems unstoppable.

i need to do somthing about it

Hasty Ent · 05-26-2003, 10:37 PM

ccman -- the biggest problem with suicide is when it's not successful -- trust me on that one...

back on topic: weird turn-ons? I've always been attracted to the Eastern European dissident type: too thin, too pale, limp thinning hair and bad teeth.

Of course, I'm willing to settle for a quick-witted culture vulture.

ohmigod...my weird turn-on sounds a lot like Professor Snape from Harry Potter.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-26-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Hasty Ent
ccman -- the biggest problem with suicide is when it's not successful -- trust me on that one...

Yeah, I'll bet...

Hasty Ent · 05-26-2003, 10:50 PM

only speaking from personal experience -- I wasn't suggesting ccman should succeed...sorry if that was the impression.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-26-2003, 10:53 PM

Goodness, it wasn't. Don't worry about that.

wahine · 05-26-2003, 11:00 PM

I knew someone who was turned on by bunny ears....

Would have to have costume Easter Bunny ears on.

Not speaking from experience here!!!!!

***Khamûl*** · 05-27-2003, 12:42 AM

*notices that this thread is slowly getting back on topic, but glances at title and coughs anyway to speed up the process*

*cough*

wahine · 05-27-2003, 12:46 AM

*confused* so Khamul, you are saying that coughs turn you on?? Or off topic threads?

***Khamûl*** · 05-27-2003, 12:56 AM

Both.

Actually, a cough is just my way of nudging a thread back on topic sometimes.

Sheeana · 05-27-2003, 12:58 AM

Well, never let it be said that I don't see the irony in this. Let's see, it was getting back on topic, so you came along to cough it on-topic, and now it's off-topic. Whee!

wahine · 05-27-2003, 01:01 AM

Sheeana, what's even worse, and makes this even more complex is, I said something on-topic, then he said something off topic (cough and off topic) and off -topics turn him on, so is he REALLY trying to sabotage the once on-topic off-topic on-topic thread?

Baby-K · 05-27-2003, 01:05 AM

It must be 'cos it turns him on, no off................no on....................he's off..............he's on..........................ooh Khamûl you naughty little admin you

What I don't understand is, if off-topic threads turn you on, why do you want it on topic again?

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-27-2003, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by wahine
Sheeana, what's even worse, and makes this even more complex is, I said something on-topic, then he said something off topic (cough and off topic) and off -topics turn him on, so is he REALLY trying to sabotage the once on-topic off-topic on-topic thread?

05-26-2003, 10:17 AM	#302
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	dude you need a hobby that is not talking about suicide, persoanlly if i ever got suicidel id jump out of a plane stark naked with a squirrel cape and mask and try to land somewhere interesting like in the middle of the superbowl, hey if ya gotta go at least give everyone a laugh p.s. if that does happen that might not be me theres sevearl of my freinds who made a apct that if anyone is going to kill themselves they have to do it that way __________________ Woah Deep

05-26-2003, 10:29 AM	#305
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	ya, its gettin boring to talk tso morbid all these days. time for somethings livelier. I am off to the neighbours now... __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-26-2003, 03:03 PM	#308
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	well ya, like i said it sells in millions, but somehow the population just pops u know. seems unstoppable. i need to do somthing about it __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-26-2003, 10:37 PM	#309
Hasty Ent Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 516	ccman -- the biggest problem with suicide is when it's not successful -- trust me on that one... back on topic: weird turn-ons? I've always been attracted to the Eastern European dissident type: too thin, too pale, limp thinning hair and bad teeth. Of course, I'm willing to settle for a quick-witted culture vulture. ohmigod...my weird turn-on sounds a lot like Professor Snape from Harry Potter. __________________ Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

05-26-2003, 10:50 PM	#311
Hasty Ent Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 516	only speaking from personal experience -- I wasn't suggesting ccman should succeed...sorry if that was the impression. __________________ Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

05-26-2003, 10:53 PM	#312
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Goodness, it wasn't. Don't worry about that. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-26-2003, 11:00 PM	#313
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	I knew someone who was turned on by bunny ears.... Would have to have costume Easter Bunny ears on. Not speaking from experience here!!!!! __________________ Hem, hem

05-27-2003, 12:42 AM	#314
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	notices that this thread is slowly getting back on topic, but glances at title and coughs anyway to speed up the process cough __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-27-2003, 12:46 AM	#315
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	confused so Khamul, you are saying that coughs turn you on?? Or off topic threads? __________________ Hem, hem

05-27-2003, 12:56 AM	#316
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Both. Actually, a cough is just my way of nudging a thread back on topic sometimes. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

05-27-2003, 12:58 AM	#317
Sheeana Lord of the Pants Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,382	Well, never let it be said that I don't see the irony in this. Let's see, it was getting back on topic, so you came along to cough it on-topic, and now it's off-topic. Whee!

05-27-2003, 01:01 AM	#318
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	Sheeana, what's even worse, and makes this even more complex is, I said something on-topic, then he said something off topic (cough and off topic) and off -topics turn him on, so is he REALLY trying to sabotage the once on-topic off-topic on-topic thread? __________________ Hem, hem

05-27-2003, 01:05 AM	#319
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	It must be 'cos it turns him on, no off................no on....................he's off..............he's on..........................ooh Khamûl you naughty little admin you What I don't understand is, if off-topic threads turn you on, why do you want it on topic again? __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.