Most Wanted 'Mooters - Page 15

Aralyn · 05-04-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Aralyn, are you "serving me out of fear and pain"?

Ruinel with her Thong is like Galadriel would be if she was corrupted by the Ring... A very evil elf, who herself put fear and pain into her minions.

Fear and pain of who?
J/K

Of course not. Ruinel needs a good beating and I bet you can do it. At least I certainly hope so.

Ruinel · 05-04-2003, 05:21 PM

*Jonathan holds out The Thong towards Ruinel*

And now at last it comes. You will give me the Thong freely!
*room goes dark as she reaches out for the Thong*
In place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen.
*Ruinel lifts up her hand and from the ring that she wears there issues forth a great light that illuminates her alone and leaves all else in the dark*
And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain!
*wind picks up and blows red hair from her face; her green eyes glow in the darkness*
Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning!
*lightning flashes about the room; loud thunder roars and crashes*
Stronger than the foundations of the earth.
*she stands before all seeming now tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful*
All shall love me and despair!
*she lets her hand fall, and the light fades, and suddenly she laughs again, and lo! she is shrunken back to 5'5": a slender elf woman, clad in jean shorts and a sports bra.*

***Jonathan*** · 05-04-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
*she lets her hand fall, and the light fades, and suddenly she laughs again, and lo! she is shrunken back to 5'5": a slender elf woman, clad in jean shorts and a sports bra.*

Undoubtedly clad in a thong, nothing else.

What does this mean? Are you no longer corrupted by the Thong or what are you trying to say?

Ruinel · 05-04-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Undoubtedly clad in a thong, nothing else.

What does this mean? Are you no longer corrupted by the Thong or what are you trying to say?

I pass the test, I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Ruinel.

Aralyn · 05-04-2003, 05:28 PM

You need to go somewhere. Not west unless it's the Westside Asylum

***Jonathan*** · 05-04-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
I pass the test, I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Ruinel.

Peace? No more Jona-thongs?

Aralyn · 05-04-2003, 05:34 PM

I don't think we'll get THAT lucky

Ruinel · 05-04-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Peace? No more Jona-thongs?

Bwahahahahahaa!! Is it Peace you ask for? Peace? At what price Peace? How shall we pay for Peace, Jona-thong?

jerseydevil · 05-04-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan
Peace? No more Jona-thongs?

You honesly think I'm just going to throw out all this hard work, planning, and coordination now?

It's coming - but it'll be at the time of MY choosing.

By the way - I'm glad your trip was good. Little naive there if you really thought that everyone was just going to let this go though.

Ruinel · 05-05-2003, 07:13 AM

Vengance is mine, sayeth Ruinel.

Radagast The Brown · 05-05-2003, 02:40 PM

Ruinel, do you mean vengeance?

Quote:

ioriginally posted by Ruinel
*Jonathan holds out The Thong towards Ruinel*

And now at last it comes. You will give me the Thong freely!
*room goes dark as she reaches out for the Thong*
In place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen.
*Ruinel lifts up her hand and from the ring that she wears there issues forth a great light that illuminates her alone and leaves all else in the dark*
And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain!
*wind picks up and blows red hair from her face; her green eyes glow in the darkness*
Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning!
*lightning flashes about the room; loud thunder roars and crashes*
Stronger than the foundations of the earth.
*she stands before all seeming now tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful*
All shall love me and despair!
*she lets her hand fall, and the light fades, and suddenly she laughs again, and lo! she is shrunken back to 5'5": a slender elf woman, clad in jean shorts and a sports bra.*

Ruinel? Are you going to give up the war and retreat?

congressmn · 05-05-2003, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
*Jonathan holds out The Thong towards Ruinel*

And now at last it comes. You will give me the Thong freely!
*room goes dark as she reaches out for the Thong*
In place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen.
*Ruinel lifts up her hand and from the ring that she wears there issues forth a great light that illuminates her alone and leaves all else in the dark*
And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain!
*wind picks up and blows red hair from her face; her green eyes glow in the darkness*
Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning!
*lightning flashes about the room; loud thunder roars and crashes*
Stronger than the foundations of the earth.
*she stands before all seeming now tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful*
All shall love me and despair!
*she lets her hand fall, and the light fades, and suddenly she laughs again, and lo! she is shrunken back to 5'5": a slender elf woman, clad in jean shorts and a sports bra.*

thing ...err thong transfer underway eh?
u sure u wanna share it? i mean the size difference and else could come in the way u know.

congressmn · 05-05-2003, 02:57 PM

runoathing, ruinothong, ........runthong........ya thats better.

Ruinel · 05-05-2003, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Ruinel, do you mean vengeance?

Ruinel? Are you going to give up the war and retreat?

yes, I was typing too fast... blasted typos!

Hmmm... I haven't decided completely.

Though I know my limits, and, therefore, I am definitely giving up the Thong. It is too powerful for me to wield. It would corrupt me.

Should I yield to Jonathan in this War of the Thong? Should I retreat to my haven in Eryn Vorn, turning my back upon those at Entmoot who will suffer greatly at his will once he gains control of The One Thong? For he desires all to worship only him and his Thong and all will suffer greatly under his fell rule, should he gain control. I have not the answer as of yet, though the question weighs heavily upon my mind.

Radagast The Brown · 05-05-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
yes, I was typing too fast... blasted typos!

Hmmm... I haven't decided completely.

Though I know my limits, and, therefore, I am definitely giving up the Thong. It is too powerful for me to wield. It would corrupt me.

Should I yield to Jonathan in this War of the Thong? Should I retreat to my haven in Eryn Vorn, turning my back upon those at Entmoot who will suffer greatly at his will once he gains control of The One Thong? For he desires all to worship only him and his Thong and all will suffer greatly under his fell rule, should he gain control. I have not the answer as of yet, though the question weighs heavily upon my mind.

Ruinel! Don't! You can't retreat!

I will support you, and I won't try to stab you! Just fight the good guys! Hmmm... can I bribe you?

congressmn · 05-05-2003, 03:43 PM

JonaTHONG with the ONE THONG. this is serious.

You are our saviour, savious de entmoot.

May the thong never be wielded by J'thong! or a put on.

Ruinel you are the true heir to the real thong and the rightful owner. go get it!

ahoy ruinel!

Elf Girl · 05-05-2003, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
Vengeance calls me hence! Yet I am not the only valiant in this valiant people. *winks at conspirators* And have ye not all had the retina burnt from your eyes whilst gazing upon the pic of the large thong woman posted by Jonathan?

No. I didn't 'gaze' at it. You did, evidently. Proof that the Thong has layed a fell hold on you!

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
Here once there was no Thong pics, and all of this Forum was content and revelled in the light of the Threads, but now dark levels all. Shall we mourn here deedless for ever, a shadow-folk, mist-haunting, dropping vain tears in the thankless sea? Shall we stand by and not exact punishment for the thief, Jonathan, who has stolen our beloved sight from us? In this Forum sweet ran the words under unclouded stars where people might post. Join me! Bring with you your swords! For we will never turn back from pursuit. After Jonathan to the ends of the Earth! War shall we have and hatred undying. But when we have conquered and have regained our beloved retinas, then we and we alone shall be rulers of the unsullied Forums, and masters of the bliss and beauty of Entmoot.

Ah, Ruinel, it is folly, folly! For you cannot defeat the Thong even as you are ensnared by it! Only if the Thong is destroyed will our forums be clean and the water run clear again!

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
Let the coward run from us like a dog from the whip! Run Jonathan, run! *cracks whip at Jonathan*

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

Ruinel · 05-05-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Hmmm... can I bribe you?

Whatchagot?

Quote:

Originally posted by Congressmn
Ruinel you are the true heir to the real thong and the rightful owner. go get it!

Nay, Congressmn, the One Thong answers only to its rightful Master, the one who forged it in the Crack of Doom. It is too powerful a weapon to be wielded by me, though I would use it for good, it would eventually corrupt me wholly and bring me into the Darkness.

Quote:

Originally posted by Elf Girl
Only if the Thong is destroyed will our forums be clean and the water run clear again!

Then there is but one answer to our problem. The One Thong must be destroyed. But it can not be destroyed by any power that we here possess. It must be taken back to Mordor and be thrown back into the Crack of Doom from whence it came.

Quote:

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

*bows head* You are right. *raises head* Jonathan's fate should lie in the hands of Manwe and Mandos. Even if we here, were made thrice the strength and skills that we now possess we could not defeat him. He is mighty and powerful....

....Or, we all get together and give him a wedgie. Your choice.

Elf Girl · 05-05-2003, 06:15 PM

Ah... the first one!

Ruinel · 05-05-2003, 06:39 PM

Hey - Jonathan you held out on us. You didn't tell us you already had a calendar and everything. You have your own awesome website. I must say that you are MUCH hotter than even my hottest dreams. You're definitely no Orlande Bloom that's for sure. He's nothing compared to you.

Man - I think I need to take a cold shower now. Maybe then I'll come back and be in okay shape to check out the We Love Jona-Thong website again. Right now I just can't take my eyes off of it. It took all my power just to stop looking for five seconds in order to post this. I got it - I can print out a pic and take it in the shower with me. Now which month do I want to take in with me??? If only you were REALLY here.

Oh, just for your information, I over nighted the thong I order...

and I'm wearing it right now. It's soooooo comfy. *squirms in chair*

05-04-2003, 05:21 PM	#282
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Jonathan holds out The Thong towards Ruinel And now at last it comes. You will give me the Thong freely! room goes dark as she reaches out for the Thong In place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. Ruinel lifts up her hand and from the ring that she wears there issues forth a great light that illuminates her alone and leaves all else in the dark And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! wind picks up and blows red hair from her face; her green eyes glow in the darkness Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! lightning flashes about the room; loud thunder roars and crashes Stronger than the foundations of the earth. she stands before all seeming now tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful All shall love me and despair! she lets her hand fall, and the light fades, and suddenly she laughs again, and lo! she is shrunken back to 5'5": a slender elf woman, clad in jean shorts and a sports bra. Last edited by Ruinel : 05-04-2003 at 05:25 PM.

05-04-2003, 05:28 PM	#285
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	You need to go somewhere. Not west unless it's the Westside Asylum __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-04-2003, 05:34 PM	#287
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	I don't think we'll get THAT lucky __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

05-05-2003, 02:57 PM	#293
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	runoathing, ruinothong, ........runthong........ya thats better. __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-05-2003, 03:43 PM	#296
congressmn Incharge: neighbourhood security Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on my 499th post Posts: 481	JonaTHONG with the ONE THONG. this is serious. You are our saviour, savious de entmoot. May the thong never be wielded by J'thong! or a put on. Ruinel you are the true heir to the real thong and the rightful owner. go get it! ahoy ruinel! __________________ i am nothing. i am a cold stone, which deceives with the light it reflects, giving illusions of warmth.

05-05-2003, 07:13 AM	#290
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Vengance is mine, sayeth Ruinel.

05-05-2003, 06:15 PM	#299
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Ah... the first one! __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

05-05-2003, 06:39 PM	#300
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Jona-Thong site!!!! Hey - Jonathan you held out on us. You didn't tell us you already had a calendar and everything. You have your own awesome website. I must say that you are MUCH hotter than even my hottest dreams. You're definitely no Orlande Bloom that's for sure. He's nothing compared to you. Man - I think I need to take a cold shower now. Maybe then I'll come back and be in okay shape to check out the We Love Jona-Thong website again. Right now I just can't take my eyes off of it. It took all my power just to stop looking for five seconds in order to post this. I got it - I can print out a pic and take it in the shower with me. Now which month do I want to take in with me??? If only you were REALLY here. Oh, just for your information, I over nighted the thong I order... and I'm wearing it right now. It's soooooo comfy. squirms in chair Last edited by Ruinel : 05-05-2003 at 07:28 PM.

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