The Conspiracies! (TOC vs. DC!) - Page 15

Fred Baggins · 01-05-2003, 01:56 AM

Resta: *Punches Saruman* That takes care of that. I wish for COFFIE! Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie,

Lubyla · 01-05-2003, 01:58 AM

Cosmo: *hugs coffie* My coffie!

Duddun · 01-05-2003, 01:59 AM

Saruman: *Punches everyone* No one said who did it so I punching you all! *Pulls out a cup in his pocket* It's so nice to be a wizard! I have a cup that doesn't run out.

Lubyla · 01-05-2003, 02:03 AM

Cosmo:*Eyes light up* I wish I had one of those!!!!
*Wanda pops up*

Wanda: COSMO!!!What are you doing?!?! Timmy needs us!!

Cosmo: O! Timmy! Right! Welp, I g2g, grant wishes!!!!

*Cosmo and Wanda dissapear, taking Saruman's coffie cup with them*

Fred Baggins · 01-05-2003, 02:08 AM

Resta: Darn. Well, since Starletta granted my wish in the first place...*Turns to Starletta* I wish for a cup of coffie that's never empty!

Duddun · 01-05-2003, 01:25 PM

Starletta: Ok, here you go.

Saruman: *Grabs it* Thanks. You can have my old one that that non-breathing whatcha-call-it stole from me.

Dolenloteiel · 01-06-2003, 01:24 PM

Ssiana *grabs orctoads and throws them into TOCHQ* Ha that'll teach 'em!!

Orc toads

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Silverstripe · 01-06-2003, 01:34 PM

Sara: Who let the drunk telemarketers in? *throws orctoads back out at Ssiana*

Hanza · 01-06-2003, 01:37 PM

*Everyone looks down at the orctoads**Everyone cracks up laughing turns round and starts chatting again*

Flaker: Jeez how pathetic!

Resta: I know i mean really they could have done a little better than.....than....Orctoads

gandalffan2525 · 01-06-2003, 04:45 PM

enter: Jorgon von Strangle

jvs:WHERE ARE THE PUNY FARIES?

starletta: in Middle Earth they are called faeries.

jvs: QUIET! I WILL GO GET THE PUNY FAERIES NOW!

exit Jorgan von Strangle

Hanza · 01-06-2003, 04:52 PM

Flaker: Who was that?

Starletta: JargonvonStrangle

Flaker: Who?

Starletta: Jargon von Strangle

Flaker: Ohhh!.............Who?

gandalffan2525 · 01-06-2003, 04:54 PM

jvs: *appears again for a second* OH, BY THE WAY, ILL BE BACK *go bye,bye again*

Lubyla · 01-06-2003, 07:03 PM

Lubyla:Since when were you a faerie godparet?

Starletta: I'm not!

Andodulin: CAwAWAWAawawawWWawwAwAWw!!!!!!(I wish for a beaded necklace.)

Lubyla:What do you want THAT for?

Everyone: *stares at her*

Lubyla:Why is it everyone thinks its odd I can talk to birds?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Dolenloteiel · 01-06-2003, 08:00 PM

Ssiana Grrr! *takes orctoads adn turns them into the budweiser belgians, and throws them in there to play football against TOC* Ha! That'll teach those coffie lovers!!!

Fred Baggins · 01-06-2003, 10:57 PM

Resta: *sips coffie, looks at belgiens and shrugs* Long as I have my coffie.

Freddy: AAAA FOOTBALL!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO-ow.

Resta: Sorry, didn't mean to hit you that time. Go on.

Freddy: O, ok. -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lubyla · 01-06-2003, 11:00 PM

Lubyla: Will you grant me one wish o Starletta whom I practically raised?????

Starletta: I guess, shoot.

Lubyla: I wish that they*points to begums(sp)* Turn into a million cups of......coffie and tea each!!!!

Starletta: Um.....OK!

*They turn into a million cups of coffie and tea*

Duddun · 01-07-2003, 06:58 PM

Saruman: Now there is no room for us!

Lubyla · 01-07-2003, 07:02 PM

Lubyla:*Sips a cup of tea* O well. Now we can have a tea party!!!!!!!!!!

Dolenloteiel · 01-07-2003, 07:11 PM

Ssiana Where are my Belgians?!? *hears slurping* O sweet Melkor, they turned them into-into- AGGH!!! *suddenly turns the tea and coffee into fruitcake* HAHAHAHA!

Lubyla · 01-07-2003, 07:25 PM

Lubyla : ARG!!!!!!!!!! MY TEA!!!!!!!! LETS CHUCK ALL THE FRUITCAKE BACK AT HER!!!!!!!1

01-05-2003, 01:58 AM	#282
Lubyla Princess Lubyla Greenleaf of the Stars Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sitting in a quiet forest, looking at the darkness and the stars... Posts: 1,476	Cosmo: hugs coffie My coffie! __________________ ~~~Never trust a wizard~~~ `````````````````````````````` It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter `````````````````````````````

01-05-2003, 01:59 AM	#283
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Saruman: Punches everyone No one said who did it so I punching you all! Pulls out a cup in his pocket It's so nice to be a wizard! I have a cup that doesn't run out. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

01-05-2003, 02:03 AM	#284
Lubyla Princess Lubyla Greenleaf of the Stars Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sitting in a quiet forest, looking at the darkness and the stars... Posts: 1,476	Cosmo:Eyes light up I wish I had one of those!!!! Wanda pops up Wanda: COSMO!!!What are you doing?!?! Timmy needs us!! Cosmo: O! Timmy! Right! Welp, I g2g, grant wishes!!!! Cosmo and Wanda dissapear, taking Saruman's coffie cup with them __________________ ~~~Never trust a wizard~~~ `````````````````````````````` It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter `````````````````````````````

01-05-2003, 01:25 PM	#286
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Starletta: Ok, here you go. Saruman: Grabs it Thanks. You can have my old one that that non-breathing whatcha-call-it stole from me. __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

01-06-2003, 01:24 PM	#287
Dolenloteiel I elenfea Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere in the chaos between the first and second ages! (Actually, CO) Posts: 556	Ssiana grabs orctoads and throws them into TOCHQ Ha that'll teach 'em!! Orc toads bud weis err bud weis errr __________________ "Middle Earth is a real place. And it is New Zealand." Sir Ian McKellan **************************** QUESTION AUTHORITY Ask me anything ************************** "I have not failed, I've only found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison ************************** Visit Tolkien RP Site! Need members, RP all three Ages! (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) http://elvellon.suddenlaunch2.com **************************** "Yay, I can hear the voices in my head again!

01-05-2003, 01:56 AM	#281
Fred Baggins Belladona Gamgee of the night sky Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning. Posts: 1,783	Resta: Punches Saruman That takes care of that. I wish for COFFIE! Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie, Coffie,

01-05-2003, 02:08 AM	#285
Fred Baggins Belladona Gamgee of the night sky Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning. Posts: 1,783	Resta: Darn. Well, since Starletta granted my wish in the first place...Turns to Starletta I wish for a cup of coffie that's never empty!

01-06-2003, 01:34 PM	#288
Silverstripe Empress of the Writewraiths Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Running around somewhere inside my head. So what are YOU doing here?! Posts: 1,546	Sara: Who let the drunk telemarketers in? throws orctoads back out at Ssiana

01-06-2003, 01:37 PM	#289
Hanza Woolly Jumper Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby Posts: 1,200	Everyone looks down at the orctoadsEveryone cracks up laughing turns round and starts chatting again Flaker: Jeez how pathetic! Resta: I know i mean really they could have done a little better than.....than....Orctoads __________________ :: there's nothing comforting in change:: Why dont sheep shrink in the rain??

01-06-2003, 04:45 PM	#290
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	enter: Jorgon von Strangle jvs:WHERE ARE THE PUNY FARIES? starletta: in Middle Earth they are called faeries. jvs: QUIET! I WILL GO GET THE PUNY FAERIES NOW! exit Jorgan von Strangle __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

01-06-2003, 04:52 PM	#291
Hanza Woolly Jumper Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby Posts: 1,200	Flaker: Who was that? Starletta: JargonvonStrangle Flaker: Who? Starletta: Jargon von Strangle Flaker: Ohhh!.............Who? __________________ :: there's nothing comforting in change:: Why dont sheep shrink in the rain??

01-06-2003, 04:54 PM	#292
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	jvs: appears again for a second OH, BY THE WAY, ILL BE BACK go bye,bye again __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

01-06-2003, 07:03 PM	#293
Lubyla Princess Lubyla Greenleaf of the Stars Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sitting in a quiet forest, looking at the darkness and the stars... Posts: 1,476	Lubyla:Since when were you a faerie godparet? Starletta: I'm not! Andodulin: CAwAWAWAawawawWWawwAwAWw!!!!!!(I wish for a beaded necklace.) Lubyla:What do you want THAT for? Everyone: stares at her Lubyla:Why is it everyone thinks its odd I can talk to birds?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? __________________ ~~~Never trust a wizard~~~ `````````````````````````````` It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter `````````````````````````````

01-06-2003, 08:00 PM	#294
Dolenloteiel I elenfea Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere in the chaos between the first and second ages! (Actually, CO) Posts: 556	Ssiana Grrr! takes orctoads adn turns them into the budweiser belgians, and throws them in there to play football against TOC Ha! That'll teach those coffie lovers!!! __________________ "Middle Earth is a real place. And it is New Zealand." Sir Ian McKellan **************************** QUESTION AUTHORITY Ask me anything ************************** "I have not failed, I've only found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison ************************** Visit Tolkien RP Site! Need members, RP all three Ages! (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) http://elvellon.suddenlaunch2.com **************************** "Yay, I can hear the voices in my head again!

01-06-2003, 10:57 PM	#295
Fred Baggins Belladona Gamgee of the night sky Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: second star to the right and straight on till morning. Posts: 1,783	Resta: sips coffie, looks at belgiens and shrugs Long as I have my coffie. Freddy: AAAA FOOTBALL!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO-ow. Resta: Sorry, didn't mean to hit you that time. Go on. Freddy: O, ok. -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Emperor Cusco: Lemme guess. We're about to go down a huge water-fall. Pacha:Yep. Cusco: Sharp rocks at the bottum? Pacha:Most likely. Cusco:Bring it on. ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` Yes, I'm female. Fred Baggins is my NICKNAME! ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "The reason of the unreasonable treatment of my reason so enfeebles my reason, that with reason I complain of your beauty."~Don Quixote ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` "Once upon a time there was a magical land where it never rained. The End."~from the movie 'Holes' ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~` ()_))_Crayola_))_>

01-06-2003, 11:00 PM	#296
Lubyla Princess Lubyla Greenleaf of the Stars Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sitting in a quiet forest, looking at the darkness and the stars... Posts: 1,476	Lubyla: Will you grant me one wish o Starletta whom I practically raised????? Starletta: I guess, shoot. Lubyla: I wish that theypoints to begums(sp) Turn into a million cups of......coffie and tea each!!!! Starletta: Um.....OK! They turn into a million cups of coffie and tea __________________ ~~~Never trust a wizard~~~ `````````````````````````````` It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter `````````````````````````````

01-07-2003, 06:58 PM	#297
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	Saruman: Now there is no room for us! __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

01-07-2003, 07:02 PM	#298
Lubyla Princess Lubyla Greenleaf of the Stars Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sitting in a quiet forest, looking at the darkness and the stars... Posts: 1,476	Lubyla:Sips a cup of tea O well. Now we can have a tea party!!!!!!!!!! __________________ ~~~Never trust a wizard~~~ `````````````````````````````` It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter `````````````````````````````

01-07-2003, 07:11 PM	#299
Dolenloteiel I elenfea Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere in the chaos between the first and second ages! (Actually, CO) Posts: 556	Ssiana Where are my Belgians?!? hears slurping O sweet Melkor, they turned them into-into- AGGH!!! suddenly turns the tea and coffee into fruitcake HAHAHAHA! __________________ "Middle Earth is a real place. And it is New Zealand." Sir Ian McKellan **************************** QUESTION AUTHORITY Ask me anything ************************** "I have not failed, I've only found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison ************************** Visit Tolkien RP Site! Need members, RP all three Ages! (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) http://elvellon.suddenlaunch2.com **************************** "Yay, I can hear the voices in my head again!

01-07-2003, 07:25 PM	#300
Lubyla Princess Lubyla Greenleaf of the Stars Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sitting in a quiet forest, looking at the darkness and the stars... Posts: 1,476	Lubyla : ARG!!!!!!!!!! MY TEA!!!!!!!! LETS CHUCK ALL THE FRUITCAKE BACK AT HER!!!!!!!1 __________________ ~~~Never trust a wizard~~~ `````````````````````````````` It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter `````````````````````````````

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