The Pants Game - Page 15

Eärloth · 10-04-2003, 08:58 AM

Galadriel: And into these pants he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

Frodo: You know before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of. Never had any pants or did anything unexpected.

Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labelled a disturber of the pants.

Bilbo: I think in his pants Frodo's still in love with the Shire.

Merry: You're supposed to stick it in your *pants*
Pippin: It is in my pants!

Galadriel: He has fallen into Pants.

Galadriel: For the pants are now filled with peril, and in all lands love is now mingled with grief.

Christiana · 10-04-2003, 06:39 PM

Farover the wet panties old,
to trousers deep and capris old,
we must away,ere break of pants

jellyfishannah · 10-07-2003, 12:27 PM

LEGOLAS: A red dawn....Pants have been shed this night....

jellyfishannah · 10-07-2003, 12:31 PM

"It is a barren wasteland...riddled with fire and pants.......

....not with a thousand pants could you do this. It is folly."

hectorberlioz · 10-10-2003, 05:36 PM

Aragorn: not idly do the pants of lorien fall..

kiwi52291 · 10-14-2003, 12:20 AM

Bilbo:"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as your pants.

Ornelírë Mistë · 10-14-2003, 09:42 PM

"Now," thought Pippin, "if it only takes that ugly fellow a little while to get his pants under control, I've got a chance."

Anadriewen · 10-20-2003, 05:52 PM

Shagrat: "Thats enough from you, I had my orders. It was Gorbag who started it, trying to pinch those pretty pants."

Sam: if Shagrat himself were to offer me some pants, I shake his hand

Sam: "I said I'd carry him if I ripped my pants, and I will."

hectorberlioz · 10-21-2003, 12:21 AM

lol.
"no" said gandalf "thier pants must have perished, and without them they are crippled. but the ringraiths themselves cannot so easily be pantsed..."

Rosie Gamgee · 10-22-2003, 01:32 PM

(maybe this was done before, but..)
Legolas: "He was taken by both denim and jean: a pants of Morgoth."

Sam: "BLACK RIDERS!! I though they had pants!"
Gollum: "No, no. You cannot dress them!"

Frodo: "Where am I?"
Gandalf: "You are in the pants of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning, if you want to know."

Sam: "Ugh! There are dead things! Dead pants in the water!"
Gollum: "Yes, yes! The Dead Pants, that is their name. Elves and Men and Orcses, all dead, all rotting. From a great pants, long ago. You must not follow the pants."

Sam: "You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!"
Merry: "I don't know why he's so upset. It was only a couple of pants."
Pippin: "And some shorts! And then those three sacks of baggy jeans we lifted last week- and the khakis the week before!"
Merry: "Yes, Pippin! My pants is, he's clearly overreacting!"

hectorberlioz · 10-23-2003, 12:29 AM

oh my goodness! thats hilarious.
"we are lost, lost" said gollum "no name, no bussiness, no pants. only empty, only hungry..."-from the two towers

***Jonathan*** · 10-23-2003, 07:11 AM

"Hoom, hum, I have not troubled about pants", said Treebeard; "they mostly concern Elves and Men. That is the business of Wizards: Wizards are always troubled about pants. I do not like worrying about pants."

From what I know, the Ents never wore pants like the Elves, Men and possibly Wizards

Ornelírë Mistë · 11-11-2003, 02:38 PM

Bilbo to Gollum: What have I got in my pants?

Tuor of Gondolin · 11-11-2003, 04:46 PM

Come not between the Nazgul and his pants!

"I thought the pants were all destroyed in the flood," said Merry.
"You cannot destroy pants like that," said Gandalf. "The power of their master is in the pants, and they stand or fall by him."

With that he seized the pants of Guthlaf his banner-bearer, and he blew such a blast upon them that they burst asunder. and straightway all the pants in the host were lifted up.
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And from Unfinished Tales:

Pants were no doubt never matters of common use or common knowledge, even in Numenor. In Middle-earth they were kept in guarded rooms, high in strong towers, only kings and rulers, and their appointed wardens, had access to pants...After the days of the Kings, and the loss of Minas Ithil, there is no further mention of their use.

Cirion: "To Eorl I will give in free gift all the great pants of Calenardhon."
(apparently only XXL trousers)

***Valandil*** · 11-13-2003, 07:47 AM

(Paraphrasing)

Aragorn: Do you have any pants?

Ioreth: I do not know. I will ask the clothes-masters.

Aragorn: They are also known as "trousers".

Ioreth: Trousers!? Why I don't see why anyone would have a use for trousers! My sisters and I used to walk in the hills, blah-blah-blah, etc.

(Later)

Aragorn: Do you have any pants?

Clothes-Master: AH... pants! Called also "trousers"... or in Valinorian, "britches", why I am sure there are none to be had in the city. Unless in the house of some old man. Of what use could you possibly have for pants?

Aragorn: Find me an old man of less lore and more wisdom, who keeps pants in his house!

hectorberlioz · 11-13-2003, 07:09 PM

good one valandil.

i had one with galadriel, but i forgot it. and i dont have the book on hand

.

Bacchus · 11-13-2003, 09:01 PM

Always after a defeat and a respite, the pants take another shape and grow again.

hectorberlioz · 11-14-2003, 12:41 AM

if my advice is heeded,it will be on the western pants,and the way to minas tirith;said boromir.'but i am not the leader of the pants'.the others said nothing, and aragorn looked doubtful and troubled.
sorry, a litle boring

entss89 · 11-16-2003, 10:31 AM

the pants will tell the past present and future.

jellyfishannah · 11-16-2003, 09:28 PM

Boromir: I ask only for the pants to defend my people!

Elrond: (translated from quenya) Do I not also have your pants?

Aragorn: My pants are hidden from me...

Gandalf: Fool of a Took!

Throw your pants in next time!

10-04-2003, 08:58 AM	#281
Eärloth Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: EsCaPiNg FrOm tHiS HeLL iNtO My NiGHtMaReS Posts: 312	Galadriel: And into these pants he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. Frodo: You know before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of. Never had any pants or did anything unexpected. Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labelled a disturber of the pants. Bilbo: I think in his pants Frodo's still in love with the Shire. Merry: You're supposed to stick it in your pants Pippin: It is in my pants! Galadriel: He has fallen into Pants. Galadriel: For the pants are now filled with peril, and in all lands love is now mingled with grief. __________________ Lothên will be found! Telperinai pennar niei rossenen, iéni únótimai be m?ri Aiaro! Man erca óre nio ettuccuba? S? mapuba Ulmo ciria ma be findi-falla; Baradis mentuba i Elestel i en tulia me Annúne pella, nimpei srestanai or helle cúna, helle rácina. Nan merin minia lóte elanar an sire cenin Ennor tellabe. Namárie! Autame Balinórena, Ennórelo autai! Namárie!

10-04-2003, 06:39 PM	#282
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Farover the wet panties old, to trousers deep and capris old, we must away,ere break of pants __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

10-07-2003, 12:27 PM	#283
jellyfishannah Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Library, may it live forever!!! Posts: 269	LEGOLAS: A red dawn....Pants have been shed this night.... __________________ "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde "Don't tell lies you can't keep." ~My little sister...

10-07-2003, 12:31 PM	#284
jellyfishannah Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Library, may it live forever!!! Posts: 269	"It is a barren wasteland...riddled with fire and pants....... ....not with a thousand pants could you do this. It is folly." __________________ "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde "Don't tell lies you can't keep." ~My little sister...

10-10-2003, 05:36 PM	#285
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Aragorn: not idly do the pants of lorien fall.. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-14-2003, 12:20 AM	#286
kiwi52291 Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 43	Bilbo:"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as your pants.

10-14-2003, 09:42 PM	#287
Ornelírë Mistë Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 482	"Now," thought Pippin, "if it only takes that ugly fellow a little while to get his pants under control, I've got a chance." __________________ "Lot of people say this city looks like Hell," Allie said. She took a long drag from her cigarette. The glowing tip burned a hole in the darkness. "Most people never been to Hell," Jacob said. She looked at him and he could hear the smile in her voice. "And I suppose you have?"

10-20-2003, 05:52 PM	#288
Anadriewen Enting Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I'm not telling Posts: 56	Shagrat: "Thats enough from you, I had my orders. It was Gorbag who started it, trying to pinch those pretty pants." Sam: if Shagrat himself were to offer me some pants, I shake his hand Sam: "I said I'd carry him if I ripped my pants, and I will." __________________ Sorry for not posting in such a long time. Long story short i forgot my password.

10-21-2003, 12:21 AM	#289
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	lol. "no" said gandalf "thier pants must have perished, and without them they are crippled. but the ringraiths themselves cannot so easily be pantsed..." __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-22-2003, 01:32 PM	#290
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	(maybe this was done before, but..) Legolas: "He was taken by both denim and jean: a pants of Morgoth." Sam: "BLACK RIDERS!! I though they had pants!" Gollum: "No, no. You cannot dress them!" Frodo: "Where am I?" Gandalf: "You are in the pants of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning, if you want to know." Sam: "Ugh! There are dead things! Dead pants in the water!" Gollum: "Yes, yes! The Dead Pants, that is their name. Elves and Men and Orcses, all dead, all rotting. From a great pants, long ago. You must not follow the pants." Sam: "You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!" Merry: "I don't know why he's so upset. It was only a couple of pants." Pippin: "And some shorts! And then those three sacks of baggy jeans we lifted last week- and the khakis the week before!" Merry: "Yes, Pippin! My pants is, he's clearly overreacting!" __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

10-23-2003, 12:29 AM	#291
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	oh my goodness! thats hilarious. "we are lost, lost" said gollum "no name, no bussiness, no pants. only empty, only hungry..."-from the two towers __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

10-23-2003, 07:11 AM	#292
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	"Hoom, hum, I have not troubled about pants", said Treebeard; "they mostly concern Elves and Men. That is the business of Wizards: Wizards are always troubled about pants. I do not like worrying about pants." From what I know, the Ents never wore pants like the Elves, Men and possibly Wizards __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

11-11-2003, 02:38 PM	#293
Ornelírë Mistë Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 482	Bilbo to Gollum: What have I got in my pants? __________________ "Lot of people say this city looks like Hell," Allie said. She took a long drag from her cigarette. The glowing tip burned a hole in the darkness. "Most people never been to Hell," Jacob said. She looked at him and he could hear the smile in her voice. "And I suppose you have?"

11-11-2003, 04:46 PM	#294
Tuor of Gondolin Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania Posts: 1,215	Come not between the Nazgul and his pants! "I thought the pants were all destroyed in the flood," said Merry. "You cannot destroy pants like that," said Gandalf. "The power of their master is in the pants, and they stand or fall by him." With that he seized the pants of Guthlaf his banner-bearer, and he blew such a blast upon them that they burst asunder. and straightway all the pants in the host were lifted up. _____________________________________________ And from Unfinished Tales: Pants were no doubt never matters of common use or common knowledge, even in Numenor. In Middle-earth they were kept in guarded rooms, high in strong towers, only kings and rulers, and their appointed wardens, had access to pants...After the days of the Kings, and the loss of Minas Ithil, there is no further mention of their use. Cirion: "To Eorl I will give in free gift all the great pants of Calenardhon." (apparently only XXL trousers) __________________ Democrat for Kerry-Edwards! Take Back America Aure entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin : 11-12-2003 at 12:25 PM.

11-13-2003, 07:47 AM	#295
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	(Paraphrasing) Aragorn: Do you have any pants? Ioreth: I do not know. I will ask the clothes-masters. Aragorn: They are also known as "trousers". Ioreth: Trousers!? Why I don't see why anyone would have a use for trousers! My sisters and I used to walk in the hills, blah-blah-blah, etc. (Later) Aragorn: Do you have any pants? Clothes-Master: AH... pants! Called also "trousers"... or in Valinorian, "britches", why I am sure there are none to be had in the city. Unless in the house of some old man. Of what use could you possibly have for pants? Aragorn: Find me an old man of less lore and more wisdom, who keeps pants in his house! Last edited by Valandil : 11-13-2003 at 07:49 AM.

11-13-2003, 07:09 PM	#296
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	good one valandil. i had one with galadriel, but i forgot it. and i dont have the book on hand . __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

11-13-2003, 09:01 PM	#297
Bacchus Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Houston TX USA Posts: 245	Always after a defeat and a respite, the pants take another shape and grow again. __________________ Yet neither by wolf, nor by Balrog, nor by Dragon, would Morgoth have achieved his end, but for the treachery of Men. Always after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again.

11-14-2003, 12:41 AM	#298
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	if my advice is heeded,it will be on the western pants,and the way to minas tirith;said boromir.'but i am not the leader of the pants'.the others said nothing, and aragorn looked doubtful and troubled. sorry, a litle boring __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

11-16-2003, 10:31 AM	#299
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	the pants will tell the past present and future. __________________ ( tune: im a little teapot) im a little hobbit short and stout here is my ring evil without a doubt when you get me hipped up here me shout get me to mordo as quick as you can.. if you like that song then you should visit www.lordoftherings.net! the ents are coming the ents are coming watch out tower of orthanc for your dark walls shall fall! sauroman, sauroman your name is not the white! for now you are sauroman of many colors! a best frind does not stab u in the back................... they stab u in the front.

11-16-2003, 09:28 PM	#300
jellyfishannah Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Library, may it live forever!!! Posts: 269	Boromir: I ask only for the pants to defend my people! Elrond: (translated from quenya) Do I not also have your pants? Aragorn: My pants are hidden from me... Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time! __________________ "Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde "Don't tell lies you can't keep." ~My little sister...

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