Teacup Cafe XVI - Page 15

The last sane person · 12-11-2006, 03:02 PM

*checks cigarettes* Hmm, good, Lucky Strikes. *lights up and makes coffee* Working on a ranch fixing fences in the pouring rain. Can't get more rugged then that.... *atichoo!*

*Notices Hector and breaks out fighting with Hector, ala Jet Li and Jackie Chan, they both lay the smack down on each other. However, Sane has her spurs still attached to her boots.

Round house kick!*

Lizra · 12-11-2006, 03:21 PM

Hey....hold Hector down awhile for me

I want to inspect his whiskers....

hectorberlioz · 12-11-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

*checks cigarettes* Hmm, good, Lucky Strikes. *lights up and makes coffee* Working on a ranch fixing fences in the pouring rain. Can't get more rugged then that.... *atichoo!*

*Notices Hector and breaks out fighting with Hector, ala Jet Li and Jackie Chan, they both lay the smack down on each other. However, Sane has her spurs still attached to her boots.

Round house kick!*

*Little does Sane know that Hector has a Petite Mace head in his pocked where Sane kicked.*

Sorry Lizra, I shaved nice/clean this morning

jammi567 · 12-11-2006, 04:11 PM

wow. the presedent is getting active for once.

hectorberlioz · 12-11-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jammi567

wow. the presedent is getting active for once.

How "inactive" did you think I was?

***Tessar*** · 12-11-2006, 05:24 PM

Just because he stopped spamming for a few days...

*RUNS!!!!!*

I was just kidding! <.<

hectorberlioz · 12-11-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Just because he stopped spamming for a few days...

*RUNS!!!!!*

I was just kidding! <.<

Now why do I ALWAYS get accused of that?

I'm the most non-spammy of all mooters

...almost.

Beware the Forest, Tessar....

jammi567 · 12-11-2006, 06:01 PM

Yes, that's true. remember the end of the last thread before the previous one? thought so.

Acalewia · 12-11-2006, 07:19 PM

Now for a little Christmas song penned by Cledus T Judd:

'Twas the fight before Christmas
And all through the house
No funiture left standing, no T.V. or couch
(Or aquarium. Heck they even knocked over my Chia pet)
Mema was flung cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel, who never fought fair

Let's get ready to tumble!

The children all wrassled and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each others heads
And Mama with her frying pan and Paw with his bat
Cleared half the room in 10 seconds flat
The whole brawl began from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "he looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window, he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutter and busted his... leg really bad.

See both sides of our family have never got along
And every holiday something always goes wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but spead joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just look for a reason
In no time at all, everybody joined in
And right there we squared off with our closest of kin
"It's a time for giving" said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law, Phil"
I heard somebody say: "It's the thought that counts
And right now, I'm thinking bout knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all over the room
And Nana had some pretty fancy move with a broom
She took out three cousins and knocked down the tree
And I ducked just in time as she swung round at me

It's my favorite time of year
Dad always drinks too much beer
Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the Whole Famn Damily
Tie the antlers on the dog
Save some shine for Santa Claus
From the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas from the Whole Famn Damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed like a mile
And called 911 (which we keep on speed dial)
In a matter of minutes out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the sheriff John Deere
Just then six men burst through the door
Some yelling "Hands up!", some "Get on the floor!"
A stray punch from Grandpa caught the Sheriff's chin
And just for good measure he clocked him again
It took all six cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets fiesty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered Grandpa on.
Heck, I thought I could take him, guess I was wrong
As they dragged him outside, he yelled "I've been framed"
He was kicking and creaming and calling them names

We stood on the porch as did all our neighbors
Who always took intrest in our family' behaivor
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents, Dad, and come bail you out!"
By now we had forgotten what we'd been fighting for
We were bttered and brused but united once more
Then we all joined hands and sang "Silent Night"
And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove out of sight
"Merry Christmas y'all! Man that was a good fight!"

Deck your neighbor, deck the halls
'Tis a season for a brawl
From all of to all y'all
Merry Christmas from the Whole Famn Damily!

jammi567 · 12-11-2006, 07:32 PM

That's a cool poem.

trolls' bane · 12-11-2006, 08:53 PM

Back!
I had wildlights like two days in a row, so I couldn't really be on. I'm only going to attempt to catch up on a few threads.

hectorberlioz · 12-11-2006, 11:12 PM

I'm behind on a lot of threads...I certainly don't have the energy for debate.

Meanwhile, I am sending a PM to all the people I know who joined the Darths & Knights of Entmoot band. I send you....The Plan:evil. Not as bad as Nixon, but pretty evil still......

Lizra · 12-11-2006, 11:46 PM

Don't you think Hector is ready for a new look? A nice small dark beard that ends in a point....kind of Russian looking.

Seriously...this would really make him look distinguished...and "set off" his funny hats....Come on Hector!

trolls' bane · 12-11-2006, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lizra

Don't you think Hector is ready for a new look? A nice small dark beard that ends in a point....kind of Russian looking.

Seriously...this would really make him look distinguished...and "set off" his funny hats....Come on Hector!

LOL.

It would hide that frown you got in the only picture of you on here as of yet.

Hmm...
I'll have to review this plan.

Lizra · 12-11-2006, 11:58 PM

It's a good plan! The pointy end is important...think how "genius-like" he would look....sort of twirling it and pulling on it in thoughful, presidential moments.

trolls' bane · 12-12-2006, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lizra

It's a good plan! The pointy end is important...think how "genius-like" he would look....sort of twirling it and pulling on it in thoughful, presidential moments.

LOL!

. . . .

Lotesse · 12-12-2006, 12:08 AM

Hey! Ciao Troll's Bane, babe - what are wildlights? I love the sound of that. Wildlights. So, what was that? What did you do?

trolls' bane · 12-12-2006, 12:23 AM

Wildlights is a special event that happens once a year at the Living Desert. It's a holiday thing. We've got over 350,000 lights set up this year.

Lotesse · 12-12-2006, 12:27 AM

Oh, man that sounds really beautiful... I bet it's something else, to see... I so, so love the beauty of the Mojave Desert, and a bunch of lights for christmas set up like that must truly look phenomenal...

trolls' bane · 12-12-2006, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Oh, man that sounds really beautiful... I bet it's something else, to see... I so, so love the beauty of the Mojave Desert, and a bunch of lights for christmas set up like that must truly look phenomenal...

I love the Mojave desert too. That's why it sucks that I live in the damn Colorado/Sonoran. They can't even make up their mind which one it is.

12-11-2006, 03:02 PM	#281
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	checks cigarettes Hmm, good, Lucky Strikes. lights up and makes coffee Working on a ranch fixing fences in the pouring rain. Can't get more rugged then that.... atichoo! Notices Hector and breaks out fighting with Hector, ala Jet Li and Jackie Chan, they both lay the smack down on each other. However, Sane has her spurs still attached to her boots. Round house kick! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 12-11-2006 at 03:16 PM.

12-11-2006, 03:21 PM	#282
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Hey....hold Hector down awhile for me I want to inspect his whiskers.... __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

12-11-2006, 04:11 PM	#284
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12-11-2006, 06:01 PM	#288
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Yes, that's true. remember the end of the last thread before the previous one? thought so. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

12-11-2006, 07:19 PM	#289
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Now for a little Christmas song penned by Cledus T Judd: 'Twas the fight before Christmas And all through the house No funiture left standing, no T.V. or couch (Or aquarium. Heck they even knocked over my Chia pet) Mema was flung cross the room by her hair By her sister Ethel, who never fought fair Let's get ready to tumble! The children all wrassled and jumped off the beds Dropping elbows and knees on each others heads And Mama with her frying pan and Paw with his bat Cleared half the room in 10 seconds flat The whole brawl began from an innocent matter When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "he looks a whole lot fatter" She knocked him through the window, he fell with a crash Tore down the gutter and busted his... leg really bad. See both sides of our family have never got along And every holiday something always goes wrong You ain't supposed to fight but spead joy in this season But when they get the nog they just look for a reason In no time at all, everybody joined in And right there we squared off with our closest of kin "It's a time for giving" said Uncle Bill As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law, Phil" I heard somebody say: "It's the thought that counts And right now, I'm thinking bout knocking your butt out" Presents and fists flew all over the room And Nana had some pretty fancy move with a broom She took out three cousins and knocked down the tree And I ducked just in time as she swung round at me It's my favorite time of year Dad always drinks too much beer Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer Merry Christmas from the Whole Famn Damily Tie the antlers on the dog Save some shine for Santa Claus From the in-laws and outlaws Merry Christmas from the Whole Famn Damily I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed like a mile And called 911 (which we keep on speed dial) In a matter of minutes out the window appeared Flashing blue lights and the sheriff John Deere Just then six men burst through the door Some yelling "Hands up!", some "Get on the floor!" A stray punch from Grandpa caught the Sheriff's chin And just for good measure he clocked him again It took all six cops to get Grandpa in cuffs You know he gets fiesty when he runs out of snuff We all stopped our fighting and cheered Grandpa on. Heck, I thought I could take him, guess I was wrong As they dragged him outside, he yelled "I've been framed" He was kicking and creaming and calling them names We stood on the porch as did all our neighbors Who always took intrest in our family' behaivor "Mind your own business" we heard Grandma shout And "We'll take back the presents, Dad, and come bail you out!" By now we had forgotten what we'd been fighting for We were bttered and brused but united once more Then we all joined hands and sang "Silent Night" And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove out of sight "Merry Christmas y'all! Man that was a good fight!" Deck your neighbor, deck the halls 'Tis a season for a brawl From all of to all y'all Merry Christmas from the Whole Famn Damily! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

12-11-2006, 05:24 PM	#286
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Just because he stopped spamming for a few days... RUNS!!!!! I was just kidding! <.<

12-11-2006, 07:32 PM	#290
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	That's a cool poem. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

12-11-2006, 08:53 PM	#291
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Back! I had wildlights like two days in a row, so I couldn't really be on. I'm only going to attempt to catch up on a few threads. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-11-2006, 11:12 PM	#292
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I'm behind on a lot of threads...I certainly don't have the energy for debate. Meanwhile, I am sending a PM to all the people I know who joined the Darths & Knights of Entmoot band. I send you....The Plan:evil. Not as bad as Nixon, but pretty evil still...... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-11-2006, 11:46 PM	#293
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Don't you think Hector is ready for a new look? A nice small dark beard that ends in a point....kind of Russian looking. Seriously...this would really make him look distinguished...and "set off" his funny hats....Come on Hector! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

12-11-2006, 11:58 PM	#295
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	It's a good plan! The pointy end is important...think how "genius-like" he would look....sort of twirling it and pulling on it in thoughful, presidential moments. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

12-12-2006, 12:08 AM	#297
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Hey! Ciao Troll's Bane, babe - what are wildlights? I love the sound of that. Wildlights. So, what was that? What did you do? __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

12-12-2006, 12:23 AM	#298
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Wildlights is a special event that happens once a year at the Living Desert. It's a holiday thing. We've got over 350,000 lights set up this year. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-12-2006, 12:27 AM	#299
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Oh, man that sounds really beautiful... I bet it's something else, to see... I so, so love the beauty of the Mojave Desert, and a bunch of lights for christmas set up like that must truly look phenomenal... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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