I made a song!!!!!

[F.B.-B.]

Oh, no! Mornie gor, another! It becomes addictive, doesn't it? (Grin.) And they don't go away until you write them down.

Tookish Fool Instinct, Bilbo Baggins.
(Animal Inscinct, Cranberries.)

Suddenly dwarf lords burst in on me,
As I was having my cup of tea.
Suddenly I had to get dressed,
And run all the way to the inn quite a mess.
Why, it nearly made me cry.
Oh, it nearly made me die.

And the thing that gets to me,
Is I couldn't finish my tea.
And the thing that freaks me out,
Is what this is all about.
It's not lovely thing that I have;
It's not a lovely thing that I ...
The Tookish fool instinct.

"So bring your food and come with me,
And the Mountain you will see.
So bring your cloak and we will pray,
Smaug won't notice our stay."
Old Thorin, you make me cry.
And maybe you'll make me die.

And the thing that gets to me
Is the nasty things I'll see.
And the thing that freaks me out
Is my sanity's in doubt.

The Tookish fool,
The Tookish fool instinct in me.
It's the Tookish fool,
The Tookish fool instinct in me.
I'm a Tookish fool x4:

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

*claps*

[Elfmaster XK]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by F.B.-B.
[B]Ai! I can't type for laughing. These are wonderful! How do you find time to write so many?[quote]

I don't do very much else!!

Very good songs!! I'll have to add you to my song about the writers. Sorry Eruviel but i've changed that now, so i'll write it out here in full later.

[Arathorn]

I finally had some time off. Here's another Beatles song:

When It's Past Age Four
(originally "When I'm Sixty-Four" by Lennon/McCartney_


(Gimli)
When I get older braiding my hair,
Many years from now
Will you still be singing me an elven line?
Birdcall greetings bottle of wine

(Legolas)
If I'd been out for centuries three
Would you talk of Lore?
Will you still need me, will you still tease me,
When it's past Age Four.

You'll be older too,
And if you live that long,
I could stay with you.

(Gimli)
I could be handy, mending a spruce
When the ents have gone.
You can shoot an arrow by the fireside
Trolls and goblins will run and hide,

(Legolas)
Tending some mallorn, planting the seeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still tease me,
When it's past Age Four.

Every summer we can go to Moria
Or hunt barrow-wights, if you do not fear
We shant hew nor slay (we shant hew nor slay)
Then we'll pass west of Bree, Valinor we'll see

(Gimli)
Packing some lembas drinking some wine
Surely you are due
Indicate precisely where the havens lay
Where's Cirdan, You're fading away

(Legolas)
Come with me dwarflord though not the norm
Let's live forevermore
Will you still need me, will you still tease me,
When it's past Age Four.

[Rosie-Lass]

Wow! *Claps many times*
I never thought of that song, even when everybody ws mentioning the Beatles. It's a surprise nobody did it before.
It's cool to know that Gimli will still be braiding his hair when he is 64.
You should do a special one for Legolas:
"When I'm 3064"

Also, thankyou to Elfmaster, you have put my mind at rest, at least I know now that I am not mad, and I can tell my cousin what it is really called, coz i love that song!
Merci once again!

[Arathorn]

Sometime in the fourth age Legolas built a ship and sailed west with Gimli, it is said; I believe the year King Elessar died.

[Eruviel Greenleaf]

Great song, Arathorn! *claps* Funny, I was just thinking about that one. . . Since nobody has tried Sgt. Pepper yet, I think I'll give it a try. Then I'll work on 'Lord of the Rhymes' again!

[Arathorn]

Thanks you guys, I mean girls. They just seem to come at around 2 AM. 'helps me stay up in the office, I guess. Now I need to go home and relly sleep.ZZzzzzzz

[F.B.-B.]

(Cheering! Clapping! Chuckling!) Splendid!

Time for another for me, I suppose: It is an obsession all ready! Let me see... Ah! I know.

Come to Mordor (Come Together)
(We just can't get away from those four lads from Westmarch, can we?)

(My Ring... My Ring... My Ring... My Ring...)
Here come old Frodo;
He come stumbling up slowly.
See him with my eyeball,
With one holy Roller;
It weighs him down to his knees.
Got to be a hobbit, he just goes where he please.

(My Ring... My Ring... My Ring... My Ring...)
He wear no shoes on:
He got toes like football.
He's a walking singer.
He moot in the ol' land.
He say "I see you, you see me,
One thing I can tell you is I'll destroy your Ring."

Come to Mordor, right now. Come to me.

(My Ring... My Ring... My Ring... My Ring...)
His back is hunching.
He got long way to go.
He got oh, no elf hoards.
He got nassty tracker.
He got Sam down to tow his things,
Hold you in my power, you can feel my unease.

Come to Mordor, right now. Come to me.

(My Ring... My Ring... My Ring... My Ring...)
(Right! Come...)
He roll and coast here.
He got where he wanted.
Nearly what he wanted.
Sam want Shelob. Kill her.
He say less and less and less to me
Got to have on the Ring, cause he's so hard to see.

Come to Mordor, right now. Come to me.
Come to Mordor, yeah. x8

[Elfmaster XK]

Several things to say.
1- Great songs there people!
2- It's okay Rosie-lass. It's always good to discover someone else knows what you begin to think you've invented!
3- How about a SONG!!

‘Band on the Run’ Wings (love this one!)
‘Hobbit on the Run’ Elfmaster XK

Stuck with all these damn Orcs
Marching on forever
Never seeing no one
Nice again, like you
Fellowship, you, like you

Will I ever get out of here
Thinking about running away
The Orcs will kill me anyway
All I need is a trail to lay
If I can get away from here
If I can get away from here

Well, the fight exploded with a mighty crash
As we watched the setting sun
And the first Orc said to the second Orc there
‘Quickly now, let’s run!’
Hobbit on the run, Hobbit on the run
We ran away from the fray
They’ll search for us again
For the hobbit on the run, Hobbit one the run
Hobbit on the run, hobbit on the run
Well, the fight went on and the hobbits stopped
Seeing no Orc had come
They heard feet pounding and voices calling
For the hobbits on the run
Hobbit on the run, Hobbit on the run
We ran away from the fray
They’ll search for us again
For the hobbit on the run, Hobbit one the run
Hobbit on the run, hobbit on the run

Well the night was falling as we reached the woods
Under cover we could settle down
But behind they’re searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Hobbit on the run, hobbit on the run
And the Orcs will swear to drag us there
They’ll search forever more
For the hobbit on the run, hobbit on the run
Hobbit on the run, hobbit on the run
Hobbit on the run

[BeardofPants]

INSTANT POWER (WE ALL FIGHT ON) - JOHN LENNON.

INSTANT POWER’S GONNA GET YOU,
GONNA CORRUPT YOU IN THE HEAD.
YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF TOGETHER,
PRETTY SOON YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD.
WHAT IN MIDDLE EARTH YOU THINKING,
LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF THE RING?
WHAT IN MIDDLE-EARTH YOU TRYIN' TO DO?
IT'S UP TO YOU, YEAH, YOU!

INSTANT POWER’S GONNA GET YOU,
GONNA LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE.
BETTER GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, SAURON,
FIGHT THE HUMAN RACE.
HOW IN MIDDLE-EARTH YOU GONNA SEE,
SMITING FOOLS LIKE ME?
WHO IN MIDDLE-EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,
AINUR? WELL, ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE!

WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.
WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
EV'RYONE, JOIN ON!

INSTANT POWER’S GONNA GET YOU,
GONNA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET.
BETTER RECOGNISE YOUR FIGHTERS,
EV'RY ORC YOU BEAT!
WHY IN MIDDLE-EARTH ARE WE HERE?
SURELY NOT TO LIVE IN PAIN AND FEAR.
WHY IN MIDDLE-EARTH ARE YOU THERE?
WHEN YOU'RE EV'RYWHERE, COME AND GET THE NECROMANCER.

WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.
YEAH, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
FIGHT ON AND ON AND ON, ON, ON.

YEAH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
AH HA,
AH.

WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.
YEAH, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
ON AND ON AND ON, ON AND ON.

WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.
WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.

WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.
WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON,
GONDOR AND THE ROHIRRIM AND OLORIN.

WELL, WE ALL FIGHT ON.

[F.B.-B.]

(Wild applause!) Yea! Superb! Keep at it everyone. (Glad to see you joined in, O' Bearded one.)

Let me see ... We have had Paul and John... how about a little George?

All Rings Must Pass

Samwise and I rode all morning
A cloud was o'er Grey Havens' way
"Seems your master's up and has left us with no warning
It's hard, I know" said Gandalf the once Grey

All Rings must pass
All Rings must pass away

Some said it would last all evening
A slip can roll that Ring away
Galadriel and Elrond are up and must be leaving
Gandalf's no longer going to be the Grey

All Rings must pass
All Rings must pass away
All Rings must pass
None of life's strings can last
So, they must be their way
And what else can I say?

Now the darkness has been flayed all night-time
In the morning elves will fade away
Gandalf is good at arriving at the right time
But it's no longer going to be that way

All Rings must pass
All Rings must pass away
All Rings must pass
All Rings must pass away

Not very good, I know. But the title was so good, it was an opportunity I couldn't pass up.

[BeardofPants]

*Applauds, whistles and waves feet madly*

Are you nuts? That was great!!

[F.B.-B.]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
*Applauds, whistles and waves feet madly*

Are you nuts? That was great!!

Hehehe. (Blushes the most vivid of all shades of beetroot.) Thank you! And thank you for your contribution. I can't wait to hear your next song.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by F.B.-B.


Hehehe. (Blushes the most vivid of all shades of beetroot.) Thank you! And thank you for your contribution. I can't wait to hear your next song.

NEXT one?! That's a bit ambitious, trying to drag all this creativity out of me! I'll stick to my nice, mud-flinging, crass swear worded arguments, thank you very much. (I might, if the inspiration hits.)

[BeardofPants]

Introducing a collaboration between F.B.-B and BeardofPants!

Necromancer's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

It was twenty years ago today,
That Sauron taught the orcs to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise some bile.
So may I introduce to you
The fools you've known for all these years,
Dark Necromancers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We're Necromancers Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We hope you die during the show,
We're Necromancers Lonely Hearts Club Band,
Sit back watch the orc horde grow!
Necromancers lonely, Necromancers lonely,
Necromancers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
It's horrible to be here,
I’d like to kill you all!
You're such a tasty audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.
I really want to stop the show,
I thought that you might like to know,
That the Necromancers going to sing a song,
And he wants you to be all gone.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Evil Lord!
And Necromancers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

[F.B.-B.]

F.B.-B. and BeardofPants collaboration Part II.

(O is Orcs; S: Sauron.)

With a Little Help From My Fiends.

O: Eeeevillll Looooord...
S: Would you still stink if I blinked out of tune?
Would you surge up and chop men up for me?
Lend me your waxy ears, and I'll pull you along.
And I'll try to keep the Ring for me.

Oh! I get by with a little help from my fiends.
Mmm, I get snide with a little help from my fiends.
Mmm, they're gonna die with a little help from my fiends.

S: What will I do when my Ring is away?
(Does it worry you that I moan?)
O: How do you feel by the end of the Age?
Are you mad because you have no home?

S: No! I get by with a little help from my fiends.
Mmm, I get snide with a little help from my fiends.
Mmm, they're gonna die with a little help from my fiends.

O: Do you need anybody?
S: I need somebody to carve.
O: Could it be anybody?
S: I want the Ringbearer to carve.

O: Would you believe in the Ring at first sight?
S: Yes, I'm certain it cost more than a dime.
O: What do you see when you blow out the lights?
S: I won't tell you, because it's mine, (my precious)

Oh! I get by with a little help from my fiends.
Mmm, I get snide with a little help from my fiends.
Mmm, they're gonna die with a little help from my fiends.

O: Do you need a body?
S: I need a body to have.
O: Could it be any body?
S: I just need a body to have.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my fiends
with a little help from my fieeeends.

[BeardofPants]

F.B.-B and Beard collaborate yet again to bring you...

Gandalf in the Sky with Diamante
(The tale of Gandalf's inprisonment in the Dark Lands.)

Picture yourself behind moat, chains, and river,
With no mallorn trees, and coney meat pies.
Somebody is killed, and he dies quite slowly
A corpse in a funeral pyre.

Orcish foul muck of yellow and green...
Sweltering on top your head...
Dodge behind Thrain with the cloud in his mind,
And he's gone.

Gandalf in the sty with Thrain, mon.
Gandalf in the sty with Thrain, mon.
Gandalf in the sty with Thrain, mon. Ahhhh.

Looking down to the bridge by the tower
Where little green orcs eat the humans that die.
Everyone glares as you sneak past the watchers
That are so incredibly high.
Straw minature rafts appear at the shore
Waiting to drown you away...
Sink into the straw, with your staff in your mouth
And you're gone.

Fish are passing by in Morannon.
Fish are passing by in Morannon.
Fish are passing by in Morannon. Ahhh.

Place yourself on an eagle over the dark nation,
In plastic bloomers with spotty dye.
Suddenly, he is there at the last mile...
A wizard of incredible size.

Gandalf in the sky with diamante.
Gandalf in the sky with diamante.
Gandalf in the sky with diamante.

[F.B.-B.]

Once again the demented duo bring you the music of Sgt. Peppers. (You never specified song, so we're doing album. You asked for it!)

Getting Wetter (Sam singing through the marshes)

I used to get mad at old gruel.
And Mister One Ring was quite cruel.
Holding my Master down,
And following him with Nazgul.

I have to admit it's getting wetter,
A little wetter all the time
I have to admit it's getting wetter
It's getting wetter since you've been mine

Boromir used to be a angry young man
Pip had his head in the fan.
Merry could be absurd.
And Gimli finally heard,
That I'm doing the best that I can

I've got to admit it's getting wetter
A little wetter all the time
I have to admit it's getting wetter
It's getting wetter since you've been mine
Getting so much all the time
It's getting wetter all the time
Wetter, wetter, wetter
It's getting wetter all the time
Wetter, wetter, wetter

I used to be cruel to the Slinker, I beat him,
And kept him apart from the Ring that he loved.
Master, I was mean, but his eyes were so green...
When he led us through the marsh land.

I admit it's getting wetter
A little wetter all the time
Yes I admit it's getting wetter
It's getting wetter since you've been mine
Getting so much wetter all the time
It's getting wetter all the time
Wetter, wetter, wetter
It's getting wetter all the time
Wetter, wetter, wetter
Getting so much all the time

[F.B.-B.]

Next from us!

Filling the Hole
(With Frodo's finger.)

I'm filling the hole in the golden Ring,
To stop the guys from wandering
Where they will go.

I'm filling the cracks that run through Mordor
With orcs that keep on wandering
Where they will go.

And it really doesn't matter;
Because I’m strong I’ll fight.
Because I’m strong I’ll fight.
Because I’m strong.

Some orcs slouching there who disagree and
whine.
And I wonder where we are in Mordor...

I'm waiting in my room, in a bale of hay.
To free my nose from twitching.
There it goes…

And it really doesn't flatter
If I'm wrong I'm right
When I’m wrong I’m right
When I’m wrong…

Silly Snaga runs around and annoys me
Wonders why his head is rolling
On the floor.

I've taken the... it's mine, that Ring! (You fiend!)
You weren't important yesterday.
So you will go....

I'm filling a hole where the finger goes in
To stop my orcs from wandering
Where they will go.