Teacup Cafe - Part VI - Page 15

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Old toby's wicked weed

you are not the Chef?

Oh. Why you wanta kill off the health inspector?

He no like yoyr museec?

they should call this place fawlty teacups.

this cafe is not your average. i am now going to have alook around. I may be some time.

Try and not get too drunk while i am gone.

Because...ah...he's a threat to us, because of all those reasons you gave in that post I quoted earlier.
It will take some time, I guarantee it. On floor number 10^10000000000 I beleive there is a ship you could have. Might need it getting around the Cafe.
Take the turbolift. I might see you in several hundred years if relativity doesn't make a big difference at the speed you'll be travelling.

Acalewia · 02-26-2006, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old toby's wicked weed

Try and not get too drunk while i am gone.

Whats the fun in that?

Lady Marion Magdalena · 02-26-2006, 08:11 PM

We have a floor 97.5? When did that happen?

That lake the pool turned into is lookin' a bit plain...

*Adds a waterfall and several hotsprings at the far end then surrounds most of the rest with flowers. Leans further out to examine her handiwork till... SPLOOSH*

... Water's fine!

Acalewia · 02-26-2006, 08:13 PM

Whooo hooo!
*jumps into the hot springs*

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Marion Magdalena

We have a floor 97.5? When did that happen?

That lake the pool turned into is lookin' a bit plain...

*Adds a waterfall and several hotsprings at the far end then surrounds most of the rest with flowers. Leans further out to examine her handiwork till... SPLOOSH*

... Water's fine!

Good! But it needs a beach, and a mixed coniferous/deciduous forest. And a cave or two. Oh, and I upgrade to a houseboat.

Acalewia · 02-26-2006, 08:15 PM

is it me or is the rpg kinda slow tonight?
*takes a sword or two to the 90 second rule*

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:17 PM

Oh, and don't forget to visit the Planck Floor, at 10^-43.

Acalewia · 02-26-2006, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Oh, and don't forget to visit the Planck Floor, at 10^-43.

that what?

Lady Marion Magdalena · 02-26-2006, 08:19 PM

It's got a beach! The patio, with steps leading down into the water. The forest might be a bit much... we'd be constantly having rake up leaves and needles and what not. Yucky.

But I like the houseboat.

*Climbs out onto the patio and starts to wring the water out of her hair and dress*

Bloody lack of balance. Anyone needs me, I'll be changing in the VIP room.

...And the only person allowed to innuendoize that is Sane.

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Marion Magdalena

...And the only person allowed to innuendoize that is Sane.

What is it with houseboats and innuendos? Now you're giving me nightmares about my "crewmates" on the Lake Shasta trip.

Anyone want a MArs clock? *has downloaded one*

Old toby's wicked weed · 02-26-2006, 08:27 PM

well mr trolls bane, i ussed an infinity drive, of impossibility odds, and am now here back - i went to another thread and they were discussing bi-sexuality.

This tolkien site is a madhouse.

i am enjoying it although.

Um-is this a gay tolkien site? I mean thats fine and everything - but in that thread Lotesse is bi-sexual. Chys the last child of Ungoliant is gay, the reverend may be ...

is it ok if you are straight here? it would be nice to hang around as although i can'f find any tolkien yet - it iS a fun site.?

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old toby's wicked weed

well mr trolls bane, i ussed an infinity drive, of impossibility odds, and am now here back - i went to another thread and they were discussing bi-sexuality.

This tolkien site is a madhouse.

i am enjoying it although.

Um-is this a gay tolkien site? I mean thats fine and everything - but in that thread Lotesse is bi-sexual. Chys the last child of Ungoliant is gay, the reverend may be ...

is it ok if you are straight here? it would be nice to hang around as although i can'f find any tolkien yet - it iS a fun site.?

Of course it is! The only requirements here is insanity and Tolkien obsession.

Acalewia · 02-26-2006, 08:31 PM

Check out the Lord of the Rings books The Hobbit or the Sil forums. Where did you get that chrys was gay?

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:33 PM

One of these Infinity Drives sound interesting. Can they handle wormhole creation? Quantum phase-changes? Dust? Carbonaceous chondrite impacts?

Lady Marion Magdalena · 02-26-2006, 08:35 PM

Quote:

What is it with houseboats and innuendos?

The innuendo had nothing to do with the houseboat. Sorry about the nightmares... I can't help, I am the goddess of scary mental images after all.

No, Toby, this isn't a gay Tolkien site, you just had the interesting fortune to stumble into this thread and the GBLT discussion thread first.

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:45 PM

Exactly.
I know it had nothing to do with the houseboat. It's just that I mentioneda houseboat, and here come the innuendos. Follow me around, they do.

Old toby's wicked weed · 02-26-2006, 08:47 PM

i am hoplessely confused.

are you gay Mr trolls bane?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-26-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Acalewia

Check out the Lord of the Rings books The Hobbit or the Sil forums. Where did you get that chrys was gay?

try the glb thread, acalewia!

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old toby's wicked weed

i am hoplessely confused.

are you gay Mr trolls bane?

No...
But I am a Bogdanovist. FREE MARS!

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 08:51 PM

Well, this needs some enlivening! The party's died down.
*conducts recently obtained theme from Indiana Jones, standing on the rowboat, conducting orchestra, who are somehow crammed onto a single houseboat.*

02-26-2006, 08:11 PM	#283
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	We have a floor 97.5? When did that happen? That lake the pool turned into is lookin' a bit plain... Adds a waterfall and several hotsprings at the far end then surrounds most of the rest with flowers. Leans further out to examine her handiwork till... SPLOOSH ... Water's fine! __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

02-26-2006, 08:13 PM	#284
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Whooo hooo! jumps into the hot springs __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

02-26-2006, 08:15 PM	#286
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	is it me or is the rpg kinda slow tonight? takes a sword or two to the 90 second rule __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

02-26-2006, 08:17 PM	#287
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Oh, and don't forget to visit the Planck Floor, at 10^-43. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-26-2006, 08:19 PM	#289
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	It's got a beach! The patio, with steps leading down into the water. The forest might be a bit much... we'd be constantly having rake up leaves and needles and what not. Yucky. But I like the houseboat. Climbs out onto the patio and starts to wring the water out of her hair and dress Bloody lack of balance. Anyone needs me, I'll be changing in the VIP room. ...And the only person allowed to innuendoize that is Sane. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

02-26-2006, 08:27 PM	#291
Old toby's wicked weed Enting Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the clean air Posts: 84	well mr trolls bane, i ussed an infinity drive, of impossibility odds, and am now here back - i went to another thread and they were discussing bi-sexuality. This tolkien site is a madhouse. i am enjoying it although. Um-is this a gay tolkien site? I mean thats fine and everything - but in that thread Lotesse is bi-sexual. Chys the last child of Ungoliant is gay, the reverend may be ... is it ok if you are straight here? it would be nice to hang around as although i can'f find any tolkien yet - it iS a fun site.?

02-26-2006, 08:31 PM	#293
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Check out the Lord of the Rings books The Hobbit or the Sil forums. Where did you get that chrys was gay? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

02-26-2006, 08:33 PM	#294
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	One of these Infinity Drives sound interesting. Can they handle wormhole creation? Quantum phase-changes? Dust? Carbonaceous chondrite impacts? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-26-2006, 08:45 PM	#296
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Exactly. I know it had nothing to do with the houseboat. It's just that I mentioneda houseboat, and here come the innuendos. Follow me around, they do. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

02-26-2006, 08:47 PM	#297
Old toby's wicked weed Enting Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the clean air Posts: 84	i am hoplessely confused. are you gay Mr trolls bane?

02-26-2006, 08:51 PM	#300
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well, this needs some enlivening! The party's died down. conducts recently obtained theme from Indiana Jones, standing on the rowboat, conducting orchestra, who are somehow crammed onto a single houseboat. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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