Vegetarian Thread - Page 15

Andúril · 05-03-2002, 08:47 AM

Please don't hurt me.

Fine. I eat flesh that once lived. And moved. And looked cute and innocent.

Until it bit me. My hacksaw came in handy.

Andúril · 05-03-2002, 09:12 AM

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You forgot, after I carved him up.

Finally, I have you all to mineself! Woohoo!

BeardofPants · 05-03-2002, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Please don't hurt me.

Fine. I eat flesh that once lived. And moved. And looked cute and innocent.

Until it bit me. My hacksaw came in handy.

I think I might give up vegetarianism long enough to hack you up... oh wait, that's just plain old murder.

Andúril · 05-03-2002, 09:25 AM

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I think I might give up vegetarianism long enough to hack you up... oh wait, that's just plain old murder.

What? Is my beef not good enough for you?

BeardofPants · 05-03-2002, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
What? Is my beef not good enough for you?

I don't eat beef.

Now, tell me.

StrawberryIcecream · 05-03-2002, 03:41 PM

andruil? why are you here? you arent impressing anyone.

the only reason i can think youre here is because you are thinking of becoming veggie.

Elfmaster XK · 05-03-2002, 04:18 PM

I today discovered that there is fish extract in treacle pudding...DAMMIT!!!

Ahh well, im managing witout the winegums...

I started a debate in art yesterday about vegetarianism...the argunment i did win!

Veggies 1

Monstrous meat eaters (in BoP's words) 0

Heh he heh!

Andúril · 05-03-2002, 04:42 PM

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andruil?

Yes?

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why are you here?

It's warm and cozy.

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you arent impressing anyone.

I beg to differ!

But first, I never set out to impress anyone. Therefore achieving zero impressions is not really an issue.

I am impressing myself, but in order to explain that to people, I would need to enter the dungeons of Anduril's Brainstem. i don't think anyone wants that!

Secondly, everyone here is impressed by me. Its a fact. It's nature. Its the law. Be impressed by me (Anduril).

See? You had to read that last paragraph a few times didn't you? For it to sink in. That's right. Don't fight it. Become one with it.

What am I talking about anyway?

Trust me. I don't think I'm gonna become a veganoid anytime spoon...

ps I put the "p" after "s", so that you would think it was a typo.

Elfmaster XK · 05-03-2002, 04:49 PM

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I am impressing myself, but in order to explain that to people, I would need to enter the dungeons of Anduril's Brainstem. i don't think anyone wants that!

*waves cold hand*

I do. Explain, oh one of simple brain...

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don't think I'm gonna become a veganoid anytime spoon...

NOOOOO!!! Not the spoons....they will warp you're fragile little mind!

Perhaps you could be persuaded to be a vegetarian.

BeardofPants · 05-03-2002, 04:51 PM

Why use spoons when you can use your tongue?

No Anduril, can't see you living without McDonalds...

Elfmaster XK · 05-03-2002, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Why use spoons when you can use your tongue?

To warp the fragile little mind??!!??!!??!!

***Earniel*** · 05-03-2002, 05:42 PM

*ALERT! ALERT! other meateater intruding*

Love your avatar StrawberryIcecream! Suits you just fine

Cool new sig too Elfmaster XK! (I'm in it, yeay!)

StrawberryIcecream · 05-04-2002, 04:49 AM

thanks!

not treacle!!!!!

Tesco's has manya vegetarian dedert though, including treacle tart!
yyyuuuuuummmmmm!

Andúril · 05-04-2002, 10:17 AM

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Perhaps you could be persuaded to be a vegetarian.

Haha!! Go ahead, try your best.

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Why use spoons when you can use your tongue?

Why not use both? At the same time?

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To warp the fragile little mind??!!??!!??!!

Shame. You are yet young. And also innocent.

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I do. Explain, oh one of simple brain...

Can't remember. Sorry.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-04-2002, 02:25 PM

Just an announcement for no particular reason. . .

I am a vegetarian!!! And it has taken me a while to stop eating meat, so I'm rather proud of myself.

No more meat for me! But I'm not about to go around converting people. . .I think it's generally better, but some people do need meat, so it's all good.

BeardofPants · 05-04-2002, 02:28 PM

All I can say, is thank Eru I don't eat treacle....

Argh, I'm wavering like a wet weekend... I've given up chocolate (sucessfully), and cheese, (semi-sucessfully)*, and now I'm thinking of going the whole nine yards and giving up milk... but the BF is trying to dissuade me, because of the recent cancer scare regarding Soy milk. However, I don't really drink too much milk, anyway - only in my coffee - so I'm thinking I probably wouldn't miss it anyway? Oh decisions, decisions....

*It's the feta dammit. A conspiracy, cos it's f*cking everywhere!!! (luckily it has vegetable renit, and not normal renit.)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-04-2002, 02:40 PM

Well, isn't most feta not from cow's milk? I think it's better that way anyhow. . .Goat's milk is supposed to be a lot better, and I would assume the same of sheep's milk, though I don't really know.

***Earniel*** · 05-04-2002, 02:51 PM

Just what IS feta anyway? Enlighten a poor omnivore.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-04-2002, 02:54 PM

Feta cheese. Very good stuff. I'm not sure I can describe it, though.

BeardofPants · 05-04-2002, 02:57 PM

It's usually used in conjunction with spinach, as well as in a greek salad. Damned yummy stuff.

A link.

05-03-2002, 03:41 PM	#286
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	andruil? why are you here? you arent impressing anyone. the only reason i can think youre here is because you are thinking of becoming veggie. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

05-03-2002, 04:18 PM	#287
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	I today discovered that there is fish extract in treacle pudding...DAMMIT!!! Ahh well, im managing witout the winegums... I started a debate in art yesterday about vegetarianism...the argunment i did win! Veggies 1 Monstrous meat eaters (in BoP's words) 0 Heh he heh! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-03-2002, 04:51 PM	#290
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Why use spoons when you can use your tongue? No Anduril, can't see you living without McDonalds... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-03-2002, 05:42 PM	#292
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	ALERT! ALERT! other meateater intruding Love your avatar StrawberryIcecream! Suits you just fine Cool new sig too Elfmaster XK! (I'm in it, yeay!) __________________ We are not things.

05-04-2002, 04:49 AM	#293
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	thanks! not treacle!!!!! Tesco's has manya vegetarian dedert though, including treacle tart! yyyuuuuuummmmmm! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

05-03-2002, 08:47 AM	#281
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Please don't hurt me. Fine. I eat flesh that once lived. And moved. And looked cute and innocent. Until it bit me. My hacksaw came in handy.

05-04-2002, 02:25 PM	#295
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Just an announcement for no particular reason. . . I am a vegetarian!!! And it has taken me a while to stop eating meat, so I'm rather proud of myself. No more meat for me! But I'm not about to go around converting people. . .I think it's generally better, but some people do need meat, so it's all good. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-04-2002, 02:28 PM	#296
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	All I can say, is thank Eru I don't eat treacle.... Argh, I'm wavering like a wet weekend... I've given up chocolate (sucessfully), and cheese, (semi-sucessfully), and now I'm thinking of going the whole nine yards and giving up milk... but the BF is trying to dissuade me, because of the recent cancer scare regarding Soy milk. However, I don't really drink too much milk, anyway - only in my coffee - so I'm thinking I probably wouldn't miss it anyway? Oh decisions, decisions.... It's the feta dammit. A conspiracy, cos it's fcking everywhere!!! (luckily it has vegetable renit, and not normal renit.) __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-04-2002 at 02:29 PM.*

05-04-2002, 02:40 PM	#297
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, isn't most feta not from cow's milk? I think it's better that way anyhow. . .Goat's milk is supposed to be a lot better, and I would assume the same of sheep's milk, though I don't really know. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-04-2002, 02:51 PM	#298
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Just what IS feta anyway? Enlighten a poor omnivore. __________________ We are not things.

05-04-2002, 02:54 PM	#299
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Feta cheese. Very good stuff. I'm not sure I can describe it, though. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-04-2002, 02:57 PM	#300
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	It's usually used in conjunction with spinach, as well as in a greek salad. Damned yummy stuff. A link. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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