07-01-2003, 04:54 PM | #281 |
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Pippin and Merry went to tie Frodo's hands behind his back as they had been insructed but with caution for Frodo still had Sting in his hands.
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07-01-2003, 08:00 PM | #283 |
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Arwen sat agaped at the whole situation, especially when Sauron/saruman began flaunting around naked. Why someone with such a small pepperoni would go flashing it around, she had no clue. She watched as Aragorn snatched the ring from the naked wizard.
"So that would make him stupid and tiny," she said to herself. She sighed happily as heroic Aragon tossed the ring into Mt. Doom. "My hero!" she said. She got up from behind the rock and hugged him. "Okay, and now to help Frodo," she said, looking up at him and then over to Frodo.
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07-01-2003, 08:04 PM | #284 |
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*Fortunatly before the ring was destroied, Sauron transformed Sauroman's body into his own beautiful body. All covered in armour and all that.*
Sauron: Yay! Body back! Sad! Lost the ring. Oh well! I'll make another one! This one'll be all sparkilly and different colors! *Hums* Coming Roya? Oh, put the nice boys down. *Roya was being attacked by quite a lot of people. However, she was just picking them up and tossing them away.* OOC: I just got a really bad thought about what Sauron could do now he has his body back. Comming Roya? I just know you're gonna slap me later.
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07-01-2003, 09:34 PM | #285 |
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After seeing Saruman/Sauron in his birthday suit, Gimli wispered to Gandalf, "So THIS is what you meant when you said there were older and fouler things then orcs! I have been scarred for life!"
"Oh my virgin eyes!" Theoden cried, covering his face.
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07-01-2003, 11:48 PM | #286 |
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OOC: Right you are (about the slapping thing)
Roya: Comming my...er...lord! *follows Sauron* It was about bloody time you showed up! Sauron: Sorry! I had things to do, places to burn. Ya know! Roya: yeah....yeah.....
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07-03-2003, 07:28 PM | #287 |
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Arwen rushed over to Frodo. Merry and Pippin had tied him.
"Frodo, are you alright?"
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07-03-2003, 07:49 PM | #288 |
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Legolas stepped up. "He does not look hurt or damaged, save his pride."
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07-04-2003, 12:04 PM | #289 |
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Arwen smiled.
"Seems that way, doesn't it?"
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07-04-2003, 02:24 PM | #290 |
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OOC: Katt, i hope you're not going to do the thing with Saurons body that i think you are doing...Are you?
Roya:*slaps Sauron* You know i hate it when people are late for their own party!
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07-04-2003, 10:24 PM | #291 |
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Legolas looked at Frodo with great pity. "get him up," He said "and give him a drought to lighten his spirits." Legolas turned and looked at Gandalf and Aragorn. "We should be moving soon, and think of what we are to do about our situation(sp?) with Sauron and Roya." He said.
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07-05-2003, 05:28 AM | #292 |
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"Well, it looks like Mr & Mrs Sauron have gone off to consumate their marriage. Better do something to stop that, just imagine the offspring of Sauron and Roya - they'd probably call it Soya - and we all know what that's like!" Witty chuckle!
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07-05-2003, 09:37 AM | #293 |
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OOC:hehehe
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07-05-2003, 10:05 AM | #294 |
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07-05-2003, 10:46 AM | #295 |
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This is going slow.
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07-05-2003, 01:21 PM | #296 |
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Arwen chuckled at Gandalf's witty joke, as she let Frodo drink from her flask.
"I hope that makes you feel better, Frodo," she said.
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"Thanks" said Frodo between gulps. Then he looked around. "Where did Roya and Sauron go, anyway?"
"I don't know..." Aragorn thought aloud "he did mention something about making a new multicolored ring of power..." "To the Bridge of Kahazad Dum!" shouted Gandalf. Everyone stared at him. "Uhhh, didn't that part happen already?" "Hmm? Oh, right you are. Well then...to wherever Sauron and Roya are!" "After them!"
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07-05-2003, 05:13 PM | #298 |
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"before we go does anyone know where sam is?" gandalf askes
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07-05-2003, 05:59 PM | #299 |
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"This is more like it," said Aragorn "the Old Fellowship back together again and the old enemy (and his girlfriend...er...wife?...er...fiancée...er...bit-of-stuff...er...whatever)! Let's go kick butt!"
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07-05-2003, 06:00 PM | #300 |
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" Woohoo! Onwards to the butt-kicking scene!"
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