05-30-2003, 04:42 PM | #281 |
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OOC: Oh well, he gets lonley! Maybe they are having a counsil.
Evillyn: You're idea?! Rideing in white was my idea! The pink thing is just you going a bit over the top!! Lalaith:*grumbles* yeah yeah....... How long till we reach rivendell?? Evillyn: In just a minute!! *In just a minute the two evils of middle earth arrive in rivendell. The sentinel elves let them pass as soon as they see that they are wearing white.* Evillyn:*Observes the elves and decimated "fellowship"* Let the carnage comence!!!!!!
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05-30-2003, 07:19 PM | #282 |
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OOC: AGGGG!!! We lost Lalaith too? Geezz three days gone, this is what you do to welcome me backl to the moot? REAL NICE.
Lalaith: Hey, d'you like my puny high heels? Evillyn: Forget it. I'm ditching you. Lalaith: No!! Wait!! Evillyn: Why? Lalaith: We can be the two ring wraiths! You can be the Witch queen!! Evillyn: Sure. Now I'm EVILLYN THE WITCH QUEEN!!!!
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05-30-2003, 07:46 PM | #283 |
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OOC: I aint ditchin nobody!
Evillyn: Actually....WQ doesnt sound that bad... Lalaith:*Beams proudly*
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05-31-2003, 05:08 AM | #284 |
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Lalaith: So now come, WQ, we have to punch some Elves.
Evillyn: Yeah, let's go. Lalaith: I want to kill Elrond, what do you think? Evillyn: Yeah, let's kill him. I never liked his arrogant behaviour.
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05-31-2003, 01:06 PM | #285 |
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*the rest of the non-evil felowship was talking to Elrond*
Silme: Somethings wrong here Éowen: Your right. This place seems diferent
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05-31-2003, 01:38 PM | #286 |
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*behind the bushes, watching Elrond and the others*
Lalaith: Hahaha, they are so damn stupid. Evillyn: If they knew that we are watching them *the girls laugh like pure evil*
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06-01-2003, 11:54 AM | #287 |
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Evillyn: Com'mon, 'Laith, let's go kick some elven butt.
Lalaith: Com'mon!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eowyn: No! You don't understand!! Larien: Lalaith's evil!!! Elrond: No, she just hates you. Larien: Which makes her EVIL!!!!
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06-01-2003, 02:52 PM | #288 |
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*WK and Other Nazguls walking along*
WK: We're off to see Elrond, the stupid-half-elven-man! ON: Follow, follow, follow the East Road! *Evillyn and Lalaith suddenly appear walking down the same path* WK: Aah! I thought I got rid of you! Evillyn: Where are you going? WK: I'm going to Rivendell. Evillyn: Well fancy that, so are we. WK: Why?
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06-01-2003, 05:10 PM | #289 |
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OOC: hey, what's that? Evillyn and I are already in Rivendell!
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06-01-2003, 08:58 PM | #290 |
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OOC: Get rid of me? Never!
Evillyn: Well now! thats some pretty choice language for a servant to use with their master! WK:*under his breath* yeah yeah! miss mighty pants! Evillyn: What was that? WK: Oh nothing..... Lalaith: well shut up then! Be vewy quite! We're hunting elfses!! WK:*crouches behind bushes* Oh! Fun! Evillyn: Enough crouching you silly twits! Have at the knaves!! WK: CHARGE!!!! Lalaith: YARG! WQ&WK: YARG???? Lalaith:*meaningfully* YARG! WQ: what ever! Just get them!
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06-02-2003, 05:47 PM | #291 |
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*Hears a crunch as Lalaith's barbie dress catches on a branch and the branch snaps*
Eowyn: *Whirling around* What's that? Larien: *Whirling around too* What did you hear, Eowyn? Eowyn: It was a twig snapping... Lalaith: IT WAS A BRANCH!!! NOT A TWIG, YOU IDIOT!!!! Eowyn: Agggg. Do we have to keep seeing you???? Evillyn: *Steps out from the bushes* Yes, you do. By the way, we out number you. Larien: Yeah. *Scoff* By ZERO. WK and other Nazgul step out: Make that nine. Eowyn: Um...Larien? Larien: Um...Yeah? Eowyn: Maybe we should leaved this too the big elf dude. Larien: Let's. Eowyn: RUN!!!!!!!! *Elrond bars their way* Elrond: Nuh uh. You're not letting me fight this one, are you? Larien: Uh, yes, we were. Elrond: Uh, no. I still clearing up that black eye I got from her. *Points at Evillyn who smirks*
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06-02-2003, 08:02 PM | #292 |
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Evillyn: Elrond! If you dont get out of my way, I'll give you far more than just a black eye!
Elrond:*strikes a heroic pose* Never shall i let infindel such as yourself slip past my constant guard! Evillyn:*rolls her eyes* Have it your way ya old fart. *Elronds Heroic pose is ruined when Evillyn punches him in the gut and doubles him over then kicks him in the ass* Elrond:*on the floor* erg.... Evillyn: After them boys! Take all the High elves captive and beat the crap out of the fellowship! We'll deal with them later! Just take the elves! All evil people present: YAY! *Lalaith grabs Elrond, ties him up then slings him in a wagon that magicly and convinently appears right next to her. She then goes after the twin sons of Elrond, drop kicking them into the wagon as one would a football* Lalaith: Man, this is the most fun i've had in ages!!
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06-03-2003, 03:46 AM | #293 |
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Lalaith: Come on Evillyn, lets ride back to Mordor. *points her finger at Elrond and his son* With them as our slaves.
Evillyn: What a great idea. You are learning fast. Let's go. *they ride away* *Larien and Eowyn come back* Eowyn: What is going on? Why have they left? Larien: I don't know ... but where is Elrond?
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06-03-2003, 06:45 PM | #294 |
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\Eowyn: What do you mean where are they???? I can't beleive them!!!
Larien: huh? *Sleepily* Eowyn: The question is where are WE???? They knocked us out... Larien: *Finishing for Eowyn* And took us to Mordor!!!! Eowyn: *Nods* Uh huh. Evillyn: *Makes them jump because they're surprised* What a pity you remembered. *Snaps her fingers and the nine appear* Witch King, other eight guys? Will you do your Witch Queen Dark Lady a favor? WK: Sure, but hey! I'm the ONLY Witch _______, you can't be!!!! Evillyn: DO AS I SAY!!! *Points sword blade at WK's throat.* I can kill you you know, Sauron couldn't. WK: *Squeaks* Yes'm
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06-03-2003, 08:24 PM | #295 |
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OOC: You again??? I didnt want you guys! Go away! All I want was the elves!!!!
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06-04-2003, 08:25 AM | #296 |
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Lalaith: *shouts* Run, Evillyn, run.
*Evillyn runs* Evillyn: Why? *Lalaith throws a magic bomb at the Nazgul. They all die.* Evillyn: thanks mate, but whence did you have this magic bomb? Lalaith: Uh, you know, when we met Gandalf ... I stole it
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06-04-2003, 01:30 PM | #297 |
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OOC: NO! I want the Nazgul! Just not the fellowship!
*Instead of the nazgul, the persuing elf squadron dies. The Nazgul are merely unhorsed [again]* Evillyn: Good job lalaih! now back home we go! *The Nazgul levitate after their mistresses*
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06-04-2003, 01:59 PM | #298 |
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OOC: hey, you can't reanimate the Nazgul. And BTW, who is in the Elves Fellowship?
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06-04-2003, 02:40 PM | #299 |
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OOC: ACK! You INCAPABLE CLOD! Eowyn posted that we captured the Fellowship [again] and took them to Mordor. I didnt want them to be captured, all i wanted were Elrond and the elves! Then for some reason you go and blow up the nazgul. I didnt want them to be blown up so instead i posted that a buncha elves were hunting us down and they instead got the short end of the rope!!! m'kay?
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06-04-2003, 06:06 PM | #300 |
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*Evillyn kicks Larien and Eowyn out the door (our fellowship is so small I can't call it a fellowship any more!!!!)*
Evillyn: LaLAITH!! You may have killed the elf squad, but you brought them???
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