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09-03-2002, 05:28 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Sep 2001
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09-03-2002, 05:33 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Gandalf: Don't stand there like mindless chickens! Pull me up, you fools!  P.S.: Glasses I like your avatar! It's cute. 
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09-03-2002, 11:49 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though-
Elrond: Zip it halfling! Of course you're going! No one else is foolish eno.....Ummm, I mean uh, if I have heard aright all that has been said, this task is appointed to you....
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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09-04-2002, 05:51 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Second Drawer Down
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Hoom, don't be hasty...
Everyone, calm down! No need to be hasty... Here, virtual smarties all round! () () () () () *hugs everyone* There, feeling better?
And, just so this post's not off-topic: Aragorn: *blows bubbles in ale* Heehee heee!!! All hobbits: *stare* Ooooooookaaaaay... Lanelf
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Hey, I'm back! *resounding silence* You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster |
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09-04-2002, 06:04 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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09-04-2002, 05:17 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Thats good!!!! Legolas: hey look I made a foot print in the snow! What a tic how did I do that???
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09-28-2002, 01:15 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Sep 2001
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gandalf to hobbits: i'm high offa ur lovely weed
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09-30-2002, 09:00 PM
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Lady of Westernesse
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!)
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Frodo: *shouting* I AM FRODO BAGGINS AND I.HAVE.THE RING! I'M A FEW MILES AWAY FROM THE CRACK OF DOOM!
Sauron: Flowers and kittens and love! Oh my! Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror? Frodo: No, because you smell and you're ugly and you're voice is like a sword against stone! Gimli: YEAH!!!!
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09-30-2002, 09:39 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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LOL!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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10-01-2002, 12:46 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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LOL!!!!
Lanelf, that is hilarious! I can just imagine Sam staring, then pulling Frodo a little farther away from Strider!
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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10-01-2002, 01:11 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Wherever I may roam
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Treebeard: So you say Saruman is responsible for cutting down all our trees? Well, hoom, lets just stop on down and give him a little talking to, eh?
Merry: Right now? I'm tired! Treebeard: Yes, NOW! He could be cutting up my cousin as we speak. Lets go! - or- Elrond: C'mon, lets be serious here. Does anyone really think this little hobbit can make all the way to Mount Doom? Just go home and give up. I mean, slavery under Sauron can't be that bad, right? |
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10-01-2002, 06:06 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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LOL
Aragorn at the council of Elrond:who wants a hug? Boromir: I do. I do. Aragorn still at the council of Elrond:I agree with sir farts alot we should use the ring against the dark lord. Boromir: yeh. Hey wait a minute.
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10-01-2002, 06:45 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill
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Frodo: Angst? What angst?
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10-01-2002, 09:19 PM
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Lady of Westernesse
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!)
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Wormtongue: I am flawless.
Gandalf: Indeed. Saruman: I love you, Wormtougue. Tom bombadil: For crying out loud! Goldberry! Bring me an ale, NOW!!!! Curse you hobbits! I hate thr wolrd! I hate YOU!!!! YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SH--- *thud* AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
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10-02-2002, 12:14 AM
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Sapling
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Gandalf "You cannot pass go !!! You cannot collect $200 !!"
Ungoliant " I lost 2000 lbs.. Just like Henry...Clay Henry" |
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10-02-2002, 12:15 AM
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Sapling
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: ny
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Treebeard " Anyone got a match ?"
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10-02-2002, 01:55 AM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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10-02-2002, 07:44 AM
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Truest of Friends
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing.
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Gandalf: "Well, maybe it is just a lost cause. Let's go back to Rivendell."
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10-02-2002, 08:03 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: UK, Manchester
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This thread is hilarious - I've just wasted over an hour reading thru it. ( New to the board and haven't seen it b4.)
How about : Feanor, in Mandos - "Sorry dad, but the war was about jewels, you know - the silmarils - the War of the seeming-dead Finwe sounds sh*te" Illuvatar - reflection on mankinds ultimate destinies and accomplishments. " Oh sh*t, post-it notes & traffic-master !, I know I'll say they are bound to their own destiny or something like that....yeah, the Valar'll buy it and the Maiars are airy-fairy tossers anyway" Turin - "Greet every day with a smile." - motto Glaurung to Turin - "Pratt." |
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10-02-2002, 05:45 PM
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Lady of Westernesse
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!)
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witch king: hey, eowyn
eowun: hi, wk witch king: how's the family going? *wink wink* eowyn: not so good. i could never think that a gondor man could be such a bitch faramir: what chu say?? come and say that to my sword! witch king: wanna go catch some lunch? i herd mcdonald's is hot today eowyn: yeah, sure
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