05-16-2002, 12:06 AM | #281 |
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uh...cap'n...who exactly are we fighting, and why?
(i know...curse all the logical hobbits...) -tano
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05-16-2002, 12:08 AM | #282 |
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We are fighting the. . .um. . .some rival pirates. Uh. . .they don't like Tolkien, therefore they must be destroyed.
Got your catapult prepared? Ready, aim, FIRE!!!
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05-16-2002, 05:20 AM | #283 |
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*emerges from below decks with a barrel of icky wine that tastes like vinegar*
Wait! Catapult this, set it alight and we'll burn them into the sea, arr! And Tano - NOw is NOT the time to be Logical!!!!! *Wulazg is already catapulted* Damn it! What now, we'll have to go and save him, where's the rope? *all look confused and Cap'n suddenly shouts* It's below decks! Arr, we used it to limbo under!
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05-16-2002, 05:26 AM | #284 |
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<BoP sits cowering in the corner, forgotten by the crew members. Up close it can be seen that she is trying unsucessfully to suck her toes... Closer still, and a quiet muttering can be heard...>
Balrogs DO have wings... Balrogs do have wings... Balrogs DO have wings... <gibber gibber>
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05-16-2002, 05:29 AM | #285 |
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*elfmaster hears the voice ofa demented sheep*
Do have wings! Someone agrees with me! I must find this person or thing. *goes in search of the disembodied voice, leaving the others to deal with the tolkien haters and to find the rope*
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05-16-2002, 06:23 AM | #288 |
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That is just twisted.
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05-16-2002, 06:26 AM | #289 |
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Hey! Quit punning, Anduril, or I'll have to eat you.
Anyway, I AM the definitive Evil Voodoo Goddess of Stinky Feet! What else am I going to worship, if not mine own devine tootsies?! .... Now if I could only reach them....
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