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J/K Of course not. Ruinel needs a good beating and I bet you can do it. At least I certainly hope so.
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05-04-2003, 05:21 PM | #282 |
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*Jonathan holds out The Thong towards Ruinel*
And now at last it comes. You will give me the Thong freely! *room goes dark as she reaches out for the Thong* In place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. *Ruinel lifts up her hand and from the ring that she wears there issues forth a great light that illuminates her alone and leaves all else in the dark* And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! *wind picks up and blows red hair from her face; her green eyes glow in the darkness* Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! *lightning flashes about the room; loud thunder roars and crashes* Stronger than the foundations of the earth. *she stands before all seeming now tall beyond measurement, and beautiful beyond enduring, terrible and worshipful* All shall love me and despair! *she lets her hand fall, and the light fades, and suddenly she laughs again, and lo! she is shrunken back to 5'5": a slender elf woman, clad in jean shorts and a sports bra.* Last edited by Ruinel : 05-04-2003 at 05:25 PM. |
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What does this mean? Are you no longer corrupted by the Thong or what are you trying to say?
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05-04-2003, 05:28 PM | #285 |
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You need to go somewhere. Not west unless it's the Westside Asylum
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05-04-2003, 05:34 PM | #287 |
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I don't think we'll get THAT lucky
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By the way - I'm glad your trip was good. Little naive there if you really thought that everyone was just going to let this go though.
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Vengance is mine, sayeth Ruinel.
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Ruinel, do you mean vengeance?
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thing ...err thong transfer underway eh? u sure u wanna share it? i mean the size difference and else could come in the way u know.
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runoathing, ruinothong, ........runthong........ya thats better.
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Hmmm... I haven't decided completely. Though I know my limits, and, therefore, I am definitely giving up the Thong. It is too powerful for me to wield. It would corrupt me. Should I yield to Jonathan in this War of the Thong? Should I retreat to my haven in Eryn Vorn, turning my back upon those at Entmoot who will suffer greatly at his will once he gains control of The One Thong? For he desires all to worship only him and his Thong and all will suffer greatly under his fell rule, should he gain control. I have not the answer as of yet, though the question weighs heavily upon my mind. |
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JonaTHONG with the ONE THONG. this is serious.
You are our saviour, savious de entmoot. May the thong never be wielded by J'thong! or a put on. Ruinel you are the true heir to the real thong and the rightful owner. go get it! ahoy ruinel!
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Ah... the first one!
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Jona-Thong site!!!!
Hey - Jonathan you held out on us. You didn't tell us you already had a calendar and everything. You have your own awesome website. I must say that you are MUCH hotter than even my hottest dreams. You're definitely no Orlande Bloom that's for sure. He's nothing compared to you.
Man - I think I need to take a cold shower now. Maybe then I'll come back and be in okay shape to check out the We Love Jona-Thong website again. Right now I just can't take my eyes off of it. It took all my power just to stop looking for five seconds in order to post this. I got it - I can print out a pic and take it in the shower with me. Now which month do I want to take in with me??? If only you were REALLY here. Oh, just for your information, I over nighted the thong I order... and I'm wearing it right now. It's soooooo comfy. *squirms in chair* Last edited by Ruinel : 05-05-2003 at 07:28 PM. |
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