They'd never say that! - Page 14

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-01-2002, 01:11 PM

Treebeard: So you say Saruman is responsible for cutting down all our trees? Well, hoom, lets just stop on down and give him a little talking to, eh?

Merry: Right now? I'm tired!

Treebeard: Yes, NOW! He could be cutting up my cousin as we speak. Lets go!

- or-

Elrond: C'mon, lets be serious here. Does anyone really think this little hobbit can make all the way to Mount Doom? Just go home and give up. I mean, slavery under Sauron can't be that bad, right?

Sicirus · 10-01-2002, 06:06 PM

LOL

Aragorn at the council of Elrond:who wants a hug?
Boromir: I do. I do.
Aragorn still at the council of Elrond:I agree with sir farts alot we should use the ring against the dark lord.
Boromir: yeh. Hey wait a minute.

Starr Polish · 10-01-2002, 06:45 PM

Frodo: Angst? What angst?

durin's bane · 10-01-2002, 09:19 PM

Wormtongue: I am flawless.
Gandalf: Indeed.
Saruman: I love you, Wormtougue.

Tom bombadil: For crying out loud! Goldberry! Bring me an ale, NOW!!!! Curse you hobbits! I hate thr wolrd! I hate YOU!!!! YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SH--- *thud* AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

tharkun27 · 10-02-2002, 12:14 AM

Gandalf "You cannot pass go !!! You cannot collect $200 !!"

Ungoliant " I lost 2000 lbs.. Just like Henry...Clay Henry"

tharkun27 · 10-02-2002, 12:15 AM

Treebeard " Anyone got a match ?"

cassiopeia · 10-02-2002, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tharkun27
Gandalf "You cannot pass go !!! You cannot collect $200 !!"

LOL, good one tharkun27

Beleg Strongbow · 10-02-2002, 07:44 AM

Gandalf: "Well, maybe it is just a lost cause. Let's go back to Rivendell."

Melkor's significant othe · 10-02-2002, 08:03 AM

This thread is hilarious - I've just wasted over an hour reading thru it. ( New to the board and haven't seen it b4.)

How about :

Feanor, in Mandos - "Sorry dad, but the war was about jewels, you know - the silmarils - the War of the seeming-dead Finwe sounds sh*te"

Illuvatar - reflection on mankinds ultimate destinies and accomplishments. " Oh sh*t, post-it notes & traffic-master !, I know I'll say they are bound to their own destiny or something like that....yeah, the Valar'll buy it and the Maiars are airy-fairy tossers anyway"

Turin - "Greet every day with a smile." - motto

Glaurung to Turin - "Pratt."

durin's bane · 10-02-2002, 05:45 PM

witch king: hey, eowyn
eowun: hi, wk
witch king: how's the family going? *wink wink*
eowyn: not so good. i could never think that a gondor man could be such a bitch
faramir: what chu say?? come and say that to my sword!
witch king: wanna go catch some lunch? i herd mcdonald's is hot today
eowyn: yeah, sure

Mark of Cenla · 10-02-2002, 11:05 PM

Frodo at the Prancing Pony: "And now for my next trick."

Frodo at the feast in Rivendell: "Can I get fries with that?"

Gandalf in Moria: "Aw don't worry about it. Make all the noise you want."

Nazgûl Queen · 10-04-2002, 10:53 PM

OMG!!!!!! This is soooo funny!!!

entss89 · 10-05-2002, 09:16 PM

wow that really upset you guys im sorry!

i didnt mean to i was having a bad day! ohh and please forgive me brokehorn terribly sorry!

sam: that guy in the corner has been staring at you the whole time we been here!

frodo: does he look like a hottie? you think he wants to go out with me?

durin's bane · 10-05-2002, 09:42 PM

gimli: dwarves suck. i wish i was an orc instead.

aragorn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! spider!!!!!!!
frodo: spider?? spider?? wooo-hoo! kill it kill it! *pokes spider repeatedly*

gollum: *fingers crossed* c'mon, c'mon, frodo...throw the ring in...

eowyn: i shall slay you down!
witch king: bite me! *pulls down pants and waves butt*

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-05-2002, 09:51 PM

-Gimli: I like elves. Galadriel is great! (wait a minute...he did sort of say something like that didn't he? Nevermind

)

-Gandalf in front of the gates of Moria: Just let us in, dammit! C'mon, at least give me a hint or something! Pretty please with a cherry on top? Auuuggghhhhhhh! *jumps up and down, throwing a tantrum*

-Frodo: Why do I have to carry this thing all the way to Moria? Can't I Fed-Ex it or something?

-Sam: Wow these lembas are great! I could eat these all day!

durin's bane · 10-05-2002, 09:58 PM

gimli: *homer simpsons type voice thingy* mmm...cram

bilbo: do i really hafta finish this book? *tossses it into the fireplace*

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-05-2002, 10:04 PM

Tom Bombadil (looks with concern at hobbits): Man, you guys are in serious trouble. Want me to help?

durin's bane · 10-06-2002, 12:11 PM

random middle earth person: wazzzzzzzzzzzzzup?!
other rmep: nothin' dude.
rmep: hey, baby, it's boromir. wazzzzzup?!
other rmep: what's shakin?
borormir: stupid, dratty, gondor civilions...

Sicirus · 10-06-2002, 01:23 PM

frodo: Does this mithril make me look fat?
Sam:Thats a big pickle you got yourself in Mr frodo.
Elrond while trying to cook.: you stupid suffla(sp) Jesus compels you. Repeats in till Arwen throws a rock at him and destroys suffla.

Its ok entss.

Andúril · 10-06-2002, 01:43 PM

Nevermind...

10-01-2002, 06:06 PM	#262
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	LOL Aragorn at the council of Elrond:who wants a hug? Boromir: I do. I do. Aragorn still at the council of Elrond:I agree with sir farts alot we should use the ring against the dark lord. Boromir: yeh. Hey wait a minute. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

10-01-2002, 06:45 PM	#263
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Frodo: Angst? What angst? __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

10-01-2002, 09:19 PM	#264
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Wormtongue: I am flawless. Gandalf: Indeed. Saruman: I love you, Wormtougue. Tom bombadil: For crying out loud! Goldberry! Bring me an ale, NOW!!!! Curse you hobbits! I hate thr wolrd! I hate YOU!!!! YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SH--- thud AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-02-2002, 07:44 AM	#268
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Gandalf: "Well, maybe it is just a lost cause. Let's go back to Rivendell." __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

10-02-2002, 05:45 PM	#270
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	witch king: hey, eowyn eowun: hi, wk witch king: how's the family going? wink wink eowyn: not so good. i could never think that a gondor man could be such a bitch faramir: what chu say?? come and say that to my sword! witch king: wanna go catch some lunch? i herd mcdonald's is hot today eowyn: yeah, sure __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-01-2002, 01:11 PM	#261
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Treebeard: So you say Saruman is responsible for cutting down all our trees? Well, hoom, lets just stop on down and give him a little talking to, eh? Merry: Right now? I'm tired! Treebeard: Yes, NOW! He could be cutting up my cousin as we speak. Lets go! - or- Elrond: C'mon, lets be serious here. Does anyone really think this little hobbit can make all the way to Mount Doom? Just go home and give up. I mean, slavery under Sauron can't be that bad, right?

10-02-2002, 12:14 AM	#265
tharkun27 Sapling Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ny Posts: 14	Gandalf "You cannot pass go !!! You cannot collect $200 !!" Ungoliant " I lost 2000 lbs.. Just like Henry...Clay Henry"

10-02-2002, 12:15 AM	#266
tharkun27 Sapling Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ny Posts: 14	Treebeard " Anyone got a match ?"

10-02-2002, 08:03 AM	#269
Melkor's significant othe Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UK, Manchester Posts: 40	This thread is hilarious - I've just wasted over an hour reading thru it. ( New to the board and haven't seen it b4.) How about : Feanor, in Mandos - "Sorry dad, but the war was about jewels, you know - the silmarils - the War of the seeming-dead Finwe sounds shte" Illuvatar - reflection on mankinds ultimate destinies and accomplishments. " Oh sht, post-it notes & traffic-master !, I know I'll say they are bound to their own destiny or something like that....yeah, the Valar'll buy it and the Maiars are airy-fairy tossers anyway" Turin - "Greet every day with a smile." - motto Glaurung to Turin - "Pratt."

10-02-2002, 11:05 PM	#271
Mark of Cenla Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: central Louisiana Posts: 105	Frodo at the Prancing Pony: "And now for my next trick." Frodo at the feast in Rivendell: "Can I get fries with that?" Gandalf in Moria: "Aw don't worry about it. Make all the noise you want." __________________ Mark Wellman ><>

10-04-2002, 10:53 PM	#272
Nazgûl Queen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 400	OMG!!!!!! This is soooo funny!!! __________________ Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal...

10-05-2002, 09:16 PM	#273
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	wow that really upset you guys im sorry! i didnt mean to i was having a bad day! ohh and please forgive me brokehorn terribly sorry! sam: that guy in the corner has been staring at you the whole time we been here! frodo: does he look like a hottie? you think he wants to go out with me?

10-05-2002, 09:42 PM	#274
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	gimli: dwarves suck. i wish i was an orc instead. aragorn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! spider!!!!!!! frodo: spider?? spider?? wooo-hoo! kill it kill it! pokes spider repeatedly gollum: fingers crossed c'mon, c'mon, frodo...throw the ring in... eowyn: i shall slay you down! witch king: bite me! pulls down pants and waves butt __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-05-2002, 09:51 PM	#275
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	-Gimli: I like elves. Galadriel is great! (wait a minute...he did sort of say something like that didn't he? Nevermind ) -Gandalf in front of the gates of Moria: Just let us in, dammit! C'mon, at least give me a hint or something! Pretty please with a cherry on top? Auuuggghhhhhhh! jumps up and down, throwing a tantrum -Frodo: Why do I have to carry this thing all the way to Moria? Can't I Fed-Ex it or something? -Sam: Wow these lembas are great! I could eat these all day!

10-05-2002, 09:58 PM	#276
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	gimli: homer simpsons type voice thingy mmm...cram bilbo: do i really hafta finish this book? tossses it into the fireplace __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-05-2002, 10:04 PM	#277
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Tom Bombadil (looks with concern at hobbits): Man, you guys are in serious trouble. Want me to help?

10-06-2002, 12:11 PM	#278
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	random middle earth person: wazzzzzzzzzzzzzup?! other rmep: nothin' dude. rmep: hey, baby, it's boromir. wazzzzzup?! other rmep: what's shakin? borormir: stupid, dratty, gondor civilions... __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-06-2002, 01:23 PM	#279
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	frodo: Does this mithril make me look fat? Sam:Thats a big pickle you got yourself in Mr frodo. Elrond while trying to cook.: you stupid suffla(sp) Jesus compels you. Repeats in till Arwen throws a rock at him and destroys suffla. Its ok entss. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

10-06-2002, 01:43 PM	#280
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Nevermind... Last edited by Andúril : 10-06-2002 at 01:58 PM.