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TinuvielChild · 05-14-2002, 04:50 PM

so this is what happens when i go away for a day or two...hm. TC is just going to sit in the background watching the procedures, getting drunk on various pilfered alcoholic beverages and m&m's, watching the room (the room is locked), imagining calamari.

Elfmaster XK · 05-15-2002, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Ah! A giant squid, and it's attacking our boat! All hands on deck!!! We have a giant squid!!! Arr, there'll be calamari tonight! Arr! *pulls out bow and arrows*

*Joins EG in firing endless numbers of arrows at squid to no avail*

Arr, Why didn't anybody bring a cannon!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 05:39 AM

*Continues to fire arrows*

Tanoliel? Do you have your catapult? Uh. . .Tanoliel? *turns to E XK* Where is she?

Arathorn · 05-15-2002, 05:43 AM

I brought a Canon!

*Starts shooting photos of squid*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
I brought a Canon!

*Starts shooting photos of squid*

Any more bad puns, and you walk the plank.

That was not particuarly helpful, Bard of Mangled Songs. But now we'll know if squid have wings or not, because we will have a record of it!

Arathorn · 05-15-2002, 05:56 AM

*Runs the plank*
*Jumps ship to swim for nearest THX showing of SW Ep.II: AOTC* <Splash>

*Squid follows, hoping for an extra ticket*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 05:59 AM

*sigh*

Well, there goes our Bard. Maybe he will return and mangle a song about our run-in with the squid. At least he got rid of it for us!

*watches as the squid chases Arathorn all the way to the movie theatre*

Elfmaster XK · 05-15-2002, 06:23 AM

Alas, the singer of great somgs has departed, shall we wait in hope of his return, or go forth, to INDIA!?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 06:28 AM

*looking determined, despite the loss of a crew member*

We sail on to India. The quest (and the wine

) cannot wait. We sail on.

and Anduril, the Thing in the room (the room is locked) says, 'he will return, but greatly changed.'

Andúril · 05-15-2002, 06:47 AM

He will return, but greatly changed.

Well, now we are free of the dangerous danger, we must proceed. It is getting dark.

Lo! I see a ship! It looks angry. And ominous.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 06:52 AM

And rather brightly coloured. . .

*note to crew: the captain is going to sleep now. E XK is taking over for a bit again. The captain needs to rest.*

Andúril · 05-15-2002, 07:24 AM

And it sounds scary too.

Like that ship from Erik the Viking.

It is up to XK to decide whether we should engage or retreat. Opinions and hints are welcome.

Judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.

Elfmaster XK · 05-15-2002, 08:42 AM

Why do i get all the hard decisions?

*sighes, cponsults magic 8 ball*

We ENGAGE! With tano's catapult, the thing in the room (the room is locked) will tell us of the enemy move before it does it...smart eh?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 11:00 AM

*wakes up*
Well, I say we wait. See what they do. But, all hands on deck, and prepare the catapult, just in case!
Sorry, E XK...just happened to wake up...
*looks at the stars and feels a lot better. sleep is no longer necessary*

***Earniel*** · 05-15-2002, 12:23 PM

Awwww poor squidie..... 't is no fault of him that he's big and was attacking our ship. We should have trained it to attack other vessels for us.

Um who's going to sound the alarm now that our bard has retreated to the cinema?

Arathorn · 05-15-2002, 03:05 PM

*Splashes are heard*
*Music from ROTB (Return of the Bard*

Proceed with mine punishment and deck scrubbing, I shall. Master Yoda has taught me humility through his own actions. He is too humble in the other films.

*Proceeds to swab upper decks, including padlocks to the room which is sealed by them quietly and dreams of the THX*

<muses:>
Must believe in the power of THX

My thoughts have betrayed me through you Mr thing in the room (the room is locked)...

<sighs>

BeardofPants · 05-15-2002, 06:46 PM

Okay, I got this in an email this morning. Thought it was appropriate!

Quote:

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your
checks, write "[censored]".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you
by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Jane.

17. When the money comes out
the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner.
"due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Wulažg · 05-15-2002, 07:28 PM

I'm not scared I just had AP tests, which don't mingle well with insanity

. Anyway, I'm back. What are we going to do about the ship we are facing in combat? I'll swing on one of the ropes in the rigging over to the other ship, or you could catapult me

. I hear I'm really flammable

Is that insane enough or should I keep on going?

Tanoliel · 05-15-2002, 09:44 PM

I'm here! Did'ya miss me?

Of course I'll catapult you, Walzaggie. I catapult anything I can lay my hobbity hands on. Wahahaha!
Hey, cap'n, catapult is ready when you say fire!
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-15-2002, 11:19 PM

*watches the ship as it nears*

The ship seems to be that of a rival pirate!!! We will fight this one. . .arr!!! Ready your catapult, Tano!!! Prepare to be fired, Wulazg! Draw your swords! Bard, take notes so you can mangle a song about us!

*shouts to the other ship* Draw, if you be pirates!

Tano...ready, FIRE!!!

and the battle begins. . .

05-14-2002, 04:50 PM	#261
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	so this is what happens when i go away for a day or two...hm. TC is just going to sit in the background watching the procedures, getting drunk on various pilfered alcoholic beverages and m&m's, watching the room (the room is locked), imagining calamari. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

05-15-2002, 05:39 AM	#263
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Continues to fire arrows Tanoliel? Do you have your catapult? Uh. . .Tanoliel? turns to E XK Where is she? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-15-2002, 05:43 AM	#264
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I brought a Canon! Starts shooting photos of squid __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-15-2002, 05:56 AM	#266
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Runs the plank Jumps ship to swim for nearest THX showing of SW Ep.II: AOTC <Splash> Squid follows, hoping for an extra ticket __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-15-2002, 05:59 AM	#267
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	sigh Well, there goes our Bard. Maybe he will return and mangle a song about our run-in with the squid. At least he got rid of it for us! watches as the squid chases Arathorn all the way to the movie theatre __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-15-2002, 06:23 AM	#268
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Alas, the singer of great somgs has departed, shall we wait in hope of his return, or go forth, to INDIA!? __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-15-2002, 06:28 AM	#269
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	looking determined, despite the loss of a crew member We sail on to India. The quest (and the wine ) cannot wait. We sail on. and Anduril, the Thing in the room (the room is locked) says, 'he will return, but greatly changed.' __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-15-2002, 06:47 AM	#270
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	He will return, but greatly changed. Well, now we are free of the dangerous danger, we must proceed. It is getting dark. Lo! I see a ship! It looks angry. And ominous.

05-15-2002, 06:52 AM	#271
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	And rather brightly coloured. . . note to crew: the captain is going to sleep now. E XK is taking over for a bit again. The captain needs to rest. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-15-2002, 07:24 AM	#272
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	And it sounds scary too. Like that ship from Erik the Viking. It is up to XK to decide whether we should engage or retreat. Opinions and hints are welcome. Judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.

05-15-2002, 08:42 AM	#273
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Why do i get all the hard decisions? sighes, cponsults magic 8 ball We ENGAGE! With tano's catapult, the thing in the room (the room is locked) will tell us of the enemy move before it does it...smart eh? __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-15-2002, 11:00 AM	#274
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	wakes up Well, I say we wait. See what they do. But, all hands on deck, and prepare the catapult, just in case! Sorry, E XK...just happened to wake up... looks at the stars and feels a lot better. sleep is no longer necessary __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-15-2002, 12:23 PM	#275
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Awwww poor squidie..... 't is no fault of him that he's big and was attacking our ship. We should have trained it to attack other vessels for us. Um who's going to sound the alarm now that our bard has retreated to the cinema? __________________ We are not things.

05-15-2002, 03:05 PM	#276
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Splashes are heard Music from ROTB (Return of the Bard Proceed with mine punishment and deck scrubbing, I shall. Master Yoda has taught me humility through his own actions. He is too humble in the other films. Proceeds to swab upper decks, including padlocks to the room which is sealed by them quietly and dreams of the THX <muses:> Must believe in the power of THX My thoughts have betrayed me through you Mr thing in the room (the room is locked)... <sighs> __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-15-2002, 07:28 PM	#278
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I'm not scared I just had AP tests, which don't mingle well with insanity . Anyway, I'm back. What are we going to do about the ship we are facing in combat? I'll swing on one of the ropes in the rigging over to the other ship, or you could catapult me . I hear I'm really flammable Is that insane enough or should I keep on going? __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-15-2002, 09:44 PM	#279
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I'm here! Did'ya miss me? Of course I'll catapult you, Walzaggie. I catapult anything I can lay my hobbity hands on. Wahahaha! Hey, cap'n, catapult is ready when you say fire! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-15-2002, 11:19 PM	#280
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	watches the ship as it nears The ship seems to be that of a rival pirate!!! We will fight this one. . .arr!!! Ready your catapult, Tano!!! Prepare to be fired, Wulazg! Draw your swords! Bard, take notes so you can mangle a song about us! shouts to the other ship Draw, if you be pirates! Tano...ready, FIRE!!! and the battle begins. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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