What DO men want? - Page 14

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-28-2002, 09:29 PM

Okay, so you're not overconfident.

*block, dodge, block, step sideways, block. Two quick thrust, and aims a blow to the head. . .*

'. . .I know something you don't know.'
'And what is that?'
'I am not left-handed.'

Xivigg · 03-28-2002, 10:58 PM

well maybe i am but i have reason to be

i also killed a Dragon in 1 stroke

(a good mix of skill and luck that time)

*block, block, knewl down, slash toward the knew back roll to my feet again ready to block anything *

i also know something that you don't...
and what is that ??
i'm not left handed either

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-28-2002, 11:33 PM

*swings one sword at opponent's neck, stabbing with other sword, then steps back*

Arathorn · 03-28-2002, 11:41 PM

Hurry up will ya, guys? I'm waiting for the loser's weapons here. *munches on some fruit loops while avoiding swipes from both fighters*

Tanoliel · 03-28-2002, 11:44 PM

no, arathorn, curse you, i'm the one who gets EG's sword. Back off. *mousebaps arathorn*

-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-28-2002, 11:54 PM

NO!!!!! Nobody gets my sword, or Xivigg's, unless he wants to give it away, that is. But Arathorn and Tano, just forget it! It's mine, my own, my precioussssssssss! *hides in a dark cave, glaring at Arathorn and Tano* And stop being so impatient, Arathorn, at least the fight has started now! Oh, can I have some fruit loops?

Tanoliel · 03-28-2002, 11:57 PM

Fine. But my one ring is shinier than your one ring! *sticks out tongue*
And EG, you don't ask for food on this thread. You just take it. *reaches over and grabs and yellow polka-dotted fruit loop.* Mmmmm...

-tano

Arathorn · 03-28-2002, 11:58 PM

Thanks Tano. I now have another mouse. Can I keep it?

*Gives EG some loops* I'll be content with some scanned pics of your sword.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-29-2002, 12:00 AM

Thanks for the fruit loops, Arathorn

Okay, I'll try to scan some pictures in. . .Tano? Can I borrow your digital camera? I'll buy you batteries. Pleeeaase?

Of course your One Ring is shinier, Tano. It's new. And one of my friends from school just bought one. . .I think I should get a gold one now. . .

Tanoliel · 03-29-2002, 12:09 AM

Yes, you may borrow my camera. In fact, I'll come over and we can take pics of your sword and then email them to Arathorn. But only if he gives me more fruit loops. Is it just me or are those things addictive? And we should pop more popcorn, too...only that makes me feel like we should be watching Rocky Horror Picture Show...(I'd quote something here but the only things I can think of aren't too innocuous....

)
-tano

Arathorn · 03-29-2002, 12:13 AM

*Throws Tano a box and brings out the Almond Rocas*

Tanoliel · 03-29-2002, 12:24 AM

*snort* Almond Rocas! Well, how sophisticated! Hah. I'll show him...I'll plot to kill the king! *sits in a corner, munching on loops and going slowly mad*

-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-29-2002, 01:52 AM

seeing as my opponent is away. . .
*steals some almond roca from Arathorn*

Tano, don't go mad! I still need to borrow the camera, and I don't want to have to see LotR:FotR by myself tomorrow! And killing the king is overrated, and always ends in disaster. Unless it's an evil king, but that doesn't always end happily either. . .

Xivigg · 03-29-2002, 02:51 AM

*block, dodge, follow the step back with two quick swing aimed at the left hand. then stab once followed by two more swing*

no one get my sword, you want it you must kill me first and i shall not play like i'm doing now

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-29-2002, 03:00 AM

*block, block, dodge, swing at left arm, stab, swing at neck with one sword, slash up with other*

Xivigg · 03-29-2002, 03:17 AM

*block, block, block, block, lets down the right sword and grab left arm, quickly move right legs behind her and swing her, throwing her to the ground. knewl to get his sword back then take few step back waiting for her to get back on her feet*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-29-2002, 03:22 AM

*springs to feet, swinging right sword at head, stabbing with left, leaps back and lunges, stabbing with right sword, keeping left up to block anything. . .*

Xivigg · 03-29-2002, 04:19 AM

*block, step sideway, block, swing, swing, stab, swing. lets change tactic... start a series of 6 hit aimed at the right sword*

Kyote Fields · 03-29-2002, 12:14 PM

This is exiting!!!
Arathorn and Tano, no talking to the fighters. It's all about reverse psychology. Let them die, THEN divide the plunder. Shhhhhh..... No we don't want your swords or bows or that shiny armor ou have that would fit me just right.....

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-29-2002, 01:40 PM

*block, block, stab (left sword), block, swing left sword at head, step back, block, step sideways, stab, swing right sword at head*

And now I have to go to class. . .to be continued

03-28-2002, 09:29 PM	#261
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Okay, so you're not overconfident. block, dodge, block, step sideways, block. Two quick thrust, and aims a blow to the head. . . '. . .I know something you don't know.' 'And what is that?' 'I am not left-handed.' __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-28-2002, 10:58 PM	#262
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	well maybe i am but i have reason to be i also killed a Dragon in 1 stroke (a good mix of skill and luck that time) block, block, knewl down, slash toward the knew back roll to my feet again ready to block anything i also know something that you don't... and what is that ?? i'm not left handed either __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-28-2002, 11:33 PM	#263
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	swings one sword at opponent's neck, stabbing with other sword, then steps back __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-28-2002, 11:41 PM	#264
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hurry up will ya, guys? I'm waiting for the loser's weapons here. munches on some fruit loops while avoiding swipes from both fighters __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-28-2002, 11:44 PM	#265
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	no, arathorn, curse you, i'm the one who gets EG's sword. Back off. mousebaps arathorn -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-28-2002, 11:54 PM	#266
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	NO!!!!! Nobody gets my sword, or Xivigg's, unless he wants to give it away, that is. But Arathorn and Tano, just forget it! It's mine, my own, my precioussssssssss! hides in a dark cave, glaring at Arathorn and Tano And stop being so impatient, Arathorn, at least the fight has started now! Oh, can I have some fruit loops? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-28-2002, 11:57 PM	#267
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Fine. But my one ring is shinier than your one ring! sticks out tongue And EG, you don't ask for food on this thread. You just take it. reaches over and grabs and yellow polka-dotted fruit loop. Mmmmm... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-28-2002, 11:58 PM	#268
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Thanks Tano. I now have another mouse. Can I keep it? Gives EG some loops I'll be content with some scanned pics of your sword. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-29-2002, 12:00 AM	#269
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Thanks for the fruit loops, Arathorn Okay, I'll try to scan some pictures in. . .Tano? Can I borrow your digital camera? I'll buy you batteries. Pleeeaase? Of course your One Ring is shinier, Tano. It's new. And one of my friends from school just bought one. . .I think I should get a gold one now. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-29-2002, 12:09 AM	#270
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Yes, you may borrow my camera. In fact, I'll come over and we can take pics of your sword and then email them to Arathorn. But only if he gives me more fruit loops. Is it just me or are those things addictive? And we should pop more popcorn, too...only that makes me feel like we should be watching Rocky Horror Picture Show...(I'd quote something here but the only things I can think of aren't too innocuous....) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-29-2002, 12:13 AM	#271
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Throws Tano a box and brings out the Almond Rocas __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-29-2002, 12:24 AM	#272
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	snort Almond Rocas! Well, how sophisticated! Hah. I'll show him...I'll plot to kill the king! sits in a corner, munching on loops and going slowly mad -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-29-2002, 01:52 AM	#273
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	seeing as my opponent is away. . . steals some almond roca from Arathorn Tano, don't go mad! I still need to borrow the camera, and I don't want to have to see LotR:FotR by myself tomorrow! And killing the king is overrated, and always ends in disaster. Unless it's an evil king, but that doesn't always end happily either. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-29-2002, 02:51 AM	#274
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	block, dodge, follow the step back with two quick swing aimed at the left hand. then stab once followed by two more swing no one get my sword, you want it you must kill me first and i shall not play like i'm doing now __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-29-2002, 03:00 AM	#275
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	block, block, dodge, swing at left arm, stab, swing at neck with one sword, slash up with other __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-29-2002, 03:17 AM	#276
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	block, block, block, block, lets down the right sword and grab left arm, quickly move right legs behind her and swing her, throwing her to the ground. knewl to get his sword back then take few step back waiting for her to get back on her feet __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-29-2002, 03:22 AM	#277
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	springs to feet, swinging right sword at head, stabbing with left, leaps back and lunges, stabbing with right sword, keeping left up to block anything. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-29-2002, 04:19 AM	#278
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	block, step sideway, block, swing, swing, stab, swing. lets change tactic... start a series of 6 hit aimed at the right sword __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-29-2002, 12:14 PM	#279
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	This is exiting!!! Arathorn and Tano, no talking to the fighters. It's all about reverse psychology. Let them die, THEN divide the plunder. Shhhhhh..... No we don't want your swords or bows or that shiny armor ou have that would fit me just right..... __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-29-2002, 01:40 PM	#280
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	block, block, stab (left sword), block, swing left sword at head, step back, block, step sideways, stab, swing right sword at head And now I have to go to class. . .to be continued __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!