05-14-2002, 04:50 PM | #261 |
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so this is what happens when i go away for a day or two...hm. TC is just going to sit in the background watching the procedures, getting drunk on various pilfered alcoholic beverages and m&m's, watching the room (the room is locked), imagining calamari.
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05-15-2002, 05:28 AM | #262 | |
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Arr, Why didn't anybody bring a cannon!!!
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05-15-2002, 05:39 AM | #263 |
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*Continues to fire arrows*
Tanoliel? Do you have your catapult? Uh. . .Tanoliel? *turns to E XK* Where is she?
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05-15-2002, 05:43 AM | #264 |
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I brought a Canon!
*Starts shooting photos of squid*
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05-15-2002, 05:52 AM | #265 | |
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That was not particuarly helpful, Bard of Mangled Songs. But now we'll know if squid have wings or not, because we will have a record of it!
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05-15-2002, 05:56 AM | #266 |
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*Runs the plank*
*Jumps ship to swim for nearest THX showing of SW Ep.II: AOTC* <Splash> *Squid follows, hoping for an extra ticket*
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05-15-2002, 05:59 AM | #267 |
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*sigh*
Well, there goes our Bard. Maybe he will return and mangle a song about our run-in with the squid. At least he got rid of it for us! *watches as the squid chases Arathorn all the way to the movie theatre*
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05-15-2002, 06:23 AM | #268 |
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Alas, the singer of great somgs has departed, shall we wait in hope of his return, or go forth, to INDIA!?
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05-15-2002, 06:28 AM | #269 |
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*looking determined, despite the loss of a crew member*
We sail on to India. The quest (and the wine ) cannot wait. We sail on. and Anduril, the Thing in the room (the room is locked) says, 'he will return, but greatly changed.'
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05-15-2002, 06:47 AM | #270 |
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He will return, but greatly changed.
Well, now we are free of the dangerous danger, we must proceed. It is getting dark. Lo! I see a ship! It looks angry. And ominous. |
05-15-2002, 06:52 AM | #271 |
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And rather brightly coloured. . .
*note to crew: the captain is going to sleep now. E XK is taking over for a bit again. The captain needs to rest.*
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05-15-2002, 07:24 AM | #272 |
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And it sounds scary too.
Like that ship from Erik the Viking. It is up to XK to decide whether we should engage or retreat. Opinions and hints are welcome. Judges decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into. |
05-15-2002, 08:42 AM | #273 |
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Why do i get all the hard decisions?
*sighes, cponsults magic 8 ball* We ENGAGE! With tano's catapult, the thing in the room (the room is locked) will tell us of the enemy move before it does it...smart eh?
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05-15-2002, 11:00 AM | #274 |
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*wakes up*
Well, I say we wait. See what they do. But, all hands on deck, and prepare the catapult, just in case! Sorry, E XK...just happened to wake up... *looks at the stars and feels a lot better. sleep is no longer necessary*
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05-15-2002, 12:23 PM | #275 |
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Awwww poor squidie..... 't is no fault of him that he's big and was attacking our ship. We should have trained it to attack other vessels for us.
Um who's going to sound the alarm now that our bard has retreated to the cinema?
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05-15-2002, 03:05 PM | #276 |
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*Splashes are heard*
*Music from ROTB (Return of the Bard* Proceed with mine punishment and deck scrubbing, I shall. Master Yoda has taught me humility through his own actions. He is too humble in the other films. *Proceeds to swab upper decks, including padlocks to the room which is sealed by them quietly and dreams of the THX* <muses:> Must believe in the power of THX My thoughts have betrayed me through you Mr thing in the room (the room is locked)... <sighs>
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05-15-2002, 06:46 PM | #277 | |
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Okay, I got this in an email this morning. Thought it was appropriate!
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05-15-2002, 07:28 PM | #278 |
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I'm not scared I just had AP tests, which don't mingle well with insanity . Anyway, I'm back. What are we going to do about the ship we are facing in combat? I'll swing on one of the ropes in the rigging over to the other ship, or you could catapult me . I hear I'm really flammable
Is that insane enough or should I keep on going?
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05-15-2002, 09:44 PM | #279 |
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I'm here! Did'ya miss me?
Of course I'll catapult you, Walzaggie. I catapult anything I can lay my hobbity hands on. Wahahaha! Hey, cap'n, catapult is ready when you say fire! -tano
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05-15-2002, 11:19 PM | #280 |
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*watches the ship as it nears*
The ship seems to be that of a rival pirate!!! We will fight this one. . .arr!!! Ready your catapult, Tano!!! Prepare to be fired, Wulazg! Draw your swords! Bard, take notes so you can mangle a song about us! *shouts to the other ship* Draw, if you be pirates! Tano...ready, FIRE!!! and the battle begins. . .
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