05-31-2002, 08:37 PM | #261 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,286
|
and turned red
__________________
"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor |
05-31-2002, 08:39 PM | #262 |
Domesticated Swing Babe
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Reality
Posts: 5,340
|
,his eyes bulged,
__________________
Happy Atheist Go Democrats! |
05-31-2002, 08:48 PM | #263 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
Ashamed, Fatty hung his prized toenail clippings on the doorpost for safe keeping. There, they grew to unmeasurable lengths curling around the door post which bent slowly under the leftover dirt and into Bag End. Soon no one dared to venture near Bag End for fear of those ghasty toenails. Ganald came and put his staff near the toenails. They went up in stinky smoke which spread across the Shire and polluted Brandy Hall. "Aiiiiiieee! Its toenail, toenails are comes! get the gasmaks!" And from Barad-dur issued forth the toenail clipping clad Toe Riders of Sauron. So foul were these Toe-Riders, that the hobbits feared greatly. The toe-riders were phantoms,toe-wraiths, and they loved to tickle poor, innocent hobbits and then steal their pipe weed. Their onslaught wasrather feebles so the hobbits organized a militia to destroy the foul Toe Ticklers. Sam,weary from battle, decided to trick the Entmoot admins into thinking that he was very foolish, so he decided to tell the admins that he had eaten the spam and regurgitated it that none may use it again without holding their noses. Pheww! Anyway when pink bubbles obliterated the toe, sam was extremely wrathful and angered. His ears smoked
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 08:51 PM | #264 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
and were bloodshot.
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 08:57 PM | #265 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
Posts: 1,825
|
Clinched his fists
__________________
"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
05-31-2002, 08:59 PM | #266 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
and other stuff.
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 09:47 PM | #267 |
Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,749
|
He decided to
__________________
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. |
05-31-2002, 09:55 PM | #268 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
venture to Meduseld
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 10:11 PM | #269 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
Posts: 4,547
|
where purple elephants
__________________
Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
05-31-2002, 10:18 PM | #270 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
roamed the plains.
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 10:26 PM | #271 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,286
|
Also, great pink
__________________
"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor |
05-31-2002, 10:30 PM | #272 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
water fowl soared
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 10:31 PM | #273 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,286
|
in the sky
__________________
"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor |
05-31-2002, 10:32 PM | #274 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
. Many hunters gathered
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 10:36 PM | #275 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,286
|
to hunt some
__________________
"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor |
05-31-2002, 10:43 PM | #276 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
pink water fowl
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
05-31-2002, 10:45 PM | #277 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 1,286
|
and some purple
__________________
"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor |
05-31-2002, 10:52 PM | #278 |
Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
Posts: 4,547
|
elephants and neon-green
__________________
Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
05-31-2002, 10:52 PM | #279 |
Númenorean
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,050
|
weird posting clash watchamacallit
__________________
Why can we not be sober.. |
06-01-2002, 12:10 AM | #280 |
Domesticated Swing Babe
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Reality
Posts: 5,340
|
Gimli and Legolas
__________________
Happy Atheist Go Democrats! |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
"New" three worder | Lizra | Writer's Workshop | 0 | 12-23-2003 08:33 AM |
How about a five worder? | Heather Wooltoes | Middle Earth | 1 | 09-23-2002 10:30 PM |
Should government have a say in what parents name their children? | jerseydevil | General Messages | 36 | 09-07-2002 11:36 AM |
Three worder... | Quaff Down Gin | Middle Earth | 268 | 12-17-2000 02:45 PM |
One Worder | bmilder | Middle Earth | 123 | 12-16-2000 08:41 AM |