Favorite quote - Page 14

Gwaimir Windgem · 06-04-2003, 11:06 PM

I saw it last night, and directly came here to post it in this thread.

Hehehe.

Probably not the same episode, as everything was green in this one, but still funny.

Lemme guess, was that Harry?

***Khamûl*** · 06-04-2003, 11:08 PM

How'd you guess that Harry said that?

Gwaimir Windgem · 06-04-2003, 11:10 PM

Oh gee, I don't know, it's just so HIM.

Gwaimir Windgem · 06-06-2003, 01:59 AM

"I think you've been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms."
"Those mushrooms have been keeping me alive! But what I want to know is, how can you talk with millions of bugs squirming in and out of your mouth?"

Baby-K · 06-06-2003, 02:05 AM

Quote:

One of three: "I have to pee", "I want to sleep" or...ummm nevermind, guys'll understand the unspoken third

Finrod Felagund in the 'Anything Post' Thread - I thought it was bloody hilarious (he was referring to what guys think of first thing in the morning)

Coney · 06-06-2003, 08:56 AM

Baby-K in the Venting Thread

Quote:

Ye sound like a spy! (working on destroying the intelligence ) What, is it Mission Abort? Agent Oz, yer mission, should you choose to accept it, is to consume every alcoholic beverage in the world before they end up in the hands of the Parthmeans of star system X4457G. This beer will self-destruct in 5.........4...........3...........2............... .1......................BURP!

Lalaith · 06-06-2003, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Du bist nicht der Mittelpunkt des Universums

Love it.

You are not the center of the universe

***Jonathan*** · 06-06-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

There are persons whose intelligence is only made for concealing their insignificance.

--Pär Lagerkvist, Swedish writer and Nobel Prize winner.

Lalaith · 06-06-2003, 12:01 PM

Love that.

BTW, have a nice national day!

***Khamûl*** · 06-07-2003, 01:24 AM

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Read that somewhere and got a good kick out of it.

TinuvielChild · 06-09-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Iambic pentameter is not a contact sport!

Said by my English teacher. Gotta love it...

Coney · 06-09-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

" Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. "

Holly (Red Dwarf)

TinuvielChild · 06-11-2003, 03:43 PM

Don't remember whether I've posted this one yet or not, but...

Quote:

A polar bear is merely a rectangular bear that has undergone a coordinate transformation.

And along the same lines...

Quote:

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Bombadillo · 06-11-2003, 04:01 PM

I'm kind of hesitant to say this one outright... so I won't.

But has anyone seen History of the World Part I? Remember when that weirdo is speaking in Ceasar's palace and introducing Comicus, Ceasar (Dom Deluise) falls off of his chair, and he gets up and yells at the guy?
Ahhh... that'll always be a great line.

And also this one: "Ace! Do it!"- Guitar Wolf in Wild Zero
Great delivery. Now anytime I hear someone say 'do it,' I think of that movie.

Coney · 06-12-2003, 07:53 PM

In the Dying for Coloured Rags thread by Mirelle

Quote:

And that really brings home that it's culture if anything, not nations, that gives you identity

The head of the nail is bruised

Salquënòrëwen · 06-12-2003, 07:59 PM

I just looove Jack Handy Quotes, I put a few of my favorites on my sig....

Baby-K · 06-13-2003, 03:38 AM

Quote:

If you call a loin names, tell him his pride has a bunch of losers in it it does not matter. But if you physical attack him that's a different story.

AE's thoughts on nationalism (in the Dying for Coloured Rags thread)

Linaewen · 06-13-2003, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Her [Avril Lavigne's] voice sounded more like feral cats fornicating than an international superstar

From a TV Guide- discussing her recent appearance on a light entertainment show.

I don't mind her music, but her live singing is just ..appalling.

She was also described as being 'monosyllabic' and 'disinterested to the point of being comatose.'

(About their interview with her)

Oh, and something that used to be in Lady of Rohan's biography:

Quote:

I was born at a very young age

Elvengirl · 06-21-2003, 11:02 AM

Your capabilities are far greater than anyone ever permitted you to believe ~ LRH

LutraMage · 06-21-2003, 11:56 AM

"If I wanted to get to there, I wouldn't start from here."

Irish Stationmaster's reply to a request from John Wayne for directions, in the film The Quiet Man

06-04-2003, 11:06 PM	#261
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	I saw it last night, and directly came here to post it in this thread. Hehehe. Probably not the same episode, as everything was green in this one, but still funny. Lemme guess, was that Harry? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

06-04-2003, 11:08 PM	#262
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	How'd you guess that Harry said that? __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-04-2003, 11:10 PM	#263
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Oh gee, I don't know, it's just so HIM. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

06-06-2003, 01:59 AM	#264
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	"I think you've been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms." "Those mushrooms have been keeping me alive! But what I want to know is, how can you talk with millions of bugs squirming in and out of your mouth?" __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

06-06-2003, 12:01 PM	#269
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Love that. BTW, have a nice national day! __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

06-07-2003, 01:24 AM	#270
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Read that somewhere and got a good kick out of it. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-11-2003, 04:01 PM	#274
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	I'm kind of hesitant to say this one outright... so I won't. But has anyone seen History of the World Part I? Remember when that weirdo is speaking in Ceasar's palace and introducing Comicus, Ceasar (Dom Deluise) falls off of his chair, and he gets up and yells at the guy? Ahhh... that'll always be a great line. And also this one: "Ace! Do it!"- Guitar Wolf in Wild Zero Great delivery. Now anytime I hear someone say 'do it,' I think of that movie. __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

06-12-2003, 07:59 PM	#276
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	I just looove Jack Handy Quotes, I put a few of my favorites on my sig.... __________________ Hahaha...ah, no.

06-21-2003, 11:02 AM	#279
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	Your capabilities are far greater than anyone ever permitted you to believe ~ LRH __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

06-21-2003, 11:56 AM	#280
LutraMage Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling... Posts: 330	"If I wanted to get to there, I wouldn't start from here." Irish Stationmaster's reply to a request from John Wayne for directions, in the film The Quiet Man

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