When I take over the world...... - Page 14

***Earniel*** · 09-19-2002, 04:33 PM

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I dream of smuggling stuff out of the chem lab some day...oh, Satan, I'm a kleptomaniac!

And to think I felt aweful by pinching just one little cork from the chemistry lab, 4 years ago. I'm apparantly not made for world domination. I'll let others dominate the world when I will dominate them. Neh neh neh!

Elfmaster XK · 09-19-2002, 04:40 PM

ahhh...guilt. Something i know little of.

No conscience is good for world domination!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-19-2002, 04:41 PM

All I've taken so far is glass beads and copper wire. I wouldn't take anything big...first it's too hard to smuggle and second that's just not right, neh? Oh, and the minor detail that most of that stuff is dangerous...*grin*

I once read about this kid who watched his teacher do a demonstration with sodium (Na) in it's elemental form, which is highly reactive and dangerous. It's the really fun one where you put it in water and watch it dance about and burn *grin*

Anyway, he thought that was pretty cool so he stole some Na and wrapped it in paper towels with oil (which it's stored in...oil that is) and put it in his pocket. When the oil dried off eventually, the Na burned through the paper towels and his clothes and his skin....

Radagast The Brown · 09-19-2002, 04:47 PM

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originally posted by EG
I once read about this kid who watched his teacher do a demonstration with sodium (Na) in it's elemental form, which is highly reactive and dangerous. It's the really fun one where you put it in water and watch it dance about and burn *grin*

Anyway, he thought that was pretty cool so he stole some Na and wrapped it in paper towels with oil (which it's stored in...oil that is) and put it in his pocket. When the oil dried off eventually, the Na burned through the paper towels and his clothes and his skin....

I guess we need to learn something... don't ever try to steal Na.

it won't do any help.

Ms. Undomial · 09-19-2002, 04:55 PM

RtB-
really. well I can change the weather too. *thunder and lighting*
see what I mean???

Willow Oran · 09-20-2002, 12:23 AM

Green bunnies? You seriously think green bunnies will ever be able to defeat my Bunnies of Doom? Mine are no ordinary Pink bunnies. Mine are THE EVIL MANIACAL PINK FLUFFY KILLER BUNNIES. They cannot be defeated by anything, their color blinds enemies, their fluffyness shields against all weapons, and they answer only to me and my allies. Mwahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!
And they are more immune to things such as Na than peeps are.
Tano, Eruviel: Remember Peeps.com?

Masderanoe · 09-20-2002, 12:26 AM

When i take over the world..............................BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! mwa ha ha ha ha

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-20-2002, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Masderanoe
When i take over the world..............................BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! mwa ha ha ha ha

What, you're going to spread smilies all over and make everyone happy?

Wait, that could be bad...

Elfmaster XK · 09-20-2002, 05:42 AM

Sorry Masderanoe, the world is already marked out for us. But if you put up resistance then maybe we'll shoot you into space too, there must be a world for you to colonize out there somewhere!

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What, you're going to spread smilies all over and make everyone happy?

Wait, that could be bad...

Imagine...everyone was good...no evil plans...nothing but good, helpful deeds...ahhhhhhhhh!!! think evil thoughts....

Andúril · 09-20-2002, 02:12 PM

Yes yes I have escaped blah blah.

*points and laughs at all the naked mooters*

Hee hee. Luckily I put on my organic body armour just in time.

Tanoliel · 09-21-2002, 12:02 AM

Can't we just lock him up with silver and ashwood and whatever the hades else might possibly stop him? Please?

EXK--luverly rules, by the way...I think we need more like the artichoke one, neh?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-21-2002, 02:24 AM

I think having just one rule like the artichoke one is good. Kinda random, y'know. I like.

Radagast The Brown · 09-21-2002, 07:26 AM

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originally posted by Ms.U
really. well I can change the weather too. *thunder and lighting*

Why do you think I stole this weatherchangers?

*snicks to EG's foretress and steal her lasrers*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-21-2002, 01:43 PM

*very evil laugh*

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Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Why do you think I stole this weatherchangers?

*snicks to EG's foretress and steal her lasrers, but is caught immediately and imprisoned in the deepest, darkest dungeons*

See, it's not a good idea to try and steal from me, Radagast. Now, why do you want those lasers? *grin*

Radagast The Brown · 09-21-2002, 03:16 PM

lol....

actually, I did get out. you don't know how much doubles (how much of me) I have.

Elfmaster XK · 09-21-2002, 03:37 PM

*fires machine gun sleep darts at all the RtB's and hits em all!

Drags him off to EG's dungeons. *

There you go cap'n! All nice and fresh for torture! Mwahahahaaa!

Oh wait, that's evil of me, i don't do such nasty things.

Radagast The Brown · 09-21-2002, 03:43 PM

Unfortunaetly, EXK, you can't know it's really me.

and, for EG, I want the lasers to fight you.

and that was obvious.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-21-2002, 04:20 PM

It was obvious, RtB. But now you are imprisoned once again. *evil laugh*

Elfmaster XK · 09-22-2002, 08:37 AM

Not just any prison, you can't get out unless we (more EG really since it's hers) let you out. Or arrange for your removal!

and you wouldn't be there is you don't fight it!

Radagast The Brown · 09-22-2002, 03:37 PM

And again you don't know it's me!!

and you will never find out.

I'll fight you. I could win, and I will.

09-19-2002, 04:40 PM	#262
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	ahhh...guilt. Something i know little of. No conscience is good for world domination! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-19-2002, 04:41 PM	#263
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	All I've taken so far is glass beads and copper wire. I wouldn't take anything big...first it's too hard to smuggle and second that's just not right, neh? Oh, and the minor detail that most of that stuff is dangerous...grin I once read about this kid who watched his teacher do a demonstration with sodium (Na) in it's elemental form, which is highly reactive and dangerous. It's the really fun one where you put it in water and watch it dance about and burn grin Anyway, he thought that was pretty cool so he stole some Na and wrapped it in paper towels with oil (which it's stored in...oil that is) and put it in his pocket. When the oil dried off eventually, the Na burned through the paper towels and his clothes and his skin.... __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-19-2002, 04:55 PM	#265
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	RtB- really. well I can change the weather too. thunder and lighting see what I mean??? Last edited by Ms. Undomial : 09-19-2002 at 07:51 PM.

09-20-2002, 12:23 AM	#266
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Green bunnies? You seriously think green bunnies will ever be able to defeat my Bunnies of Doom? Mine are no ordinary Pink bunnies. Mine are THE EVIL MANIACAL PINK FLUFFY KILLER BUNNIES. They cannot be defeated by anything, their color blinds enemies, their fluffyness shields against all weapons, and they answer only to me and my allies. Mwahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!! And they are more immune to things such as Na than peeps are. Tano, Eruviel: Remember Peeps.com? __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

09-20-2002, 12:26 AM	#267
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	When i take over the world..............................BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN! mwa ha ha ha ha __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

09-20-2002, 02:12 PM	#270
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Yes yes I have escaped blah blah. points and laughs at all the naked mooters Hee hee. Luckily I put on my organic body armour just in time.

09-21-2002, 12:02 AM	#271
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Can't we just lock him up with silver and ashwood and whatever the hades else might possibly stop him? Please? EXK--luverly rules, by the way...I think we need more like the artichoke one, neh? __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-21-2002, 02:24 AM	#272
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I think having just one rule like the artichoke one is good. Kinda random, y'know. I like. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-21-2002, 03:16 PM	#275
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	lol.... actually, I did get out. you don't know how much doubles (how much of me) I have. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide Last edited by Radagast The Brown : 09-21-2002 at 03:17 PM.

09-21-2002, 03:37 PM	#276
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	fires machine gun sleep darts at all the RtB's and hits em all! Drags him off to EG's dungeons. There you go cap'n! All nice and fresh for torture! Mwahahahaaa! Oh wait, that's evil of me, i don't do such nasty things. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-21-2002, 03:43 PM	#277
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	Unfortunaetly, EXK, you can't know it's really me. and, for EG, I want the lasers to fight you. and that was obvious. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

09-21-2002, 04:20 PM	#278
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	It was obvious, RtB. But now you are imprisoned once again. evil laugh __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-22-2002, 08:37 AM	#279
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Not just any prison, you can't get out unless we (more EG really since it's hers) let you out. Or arrange for your removal! and you wouldn't be there is you don't fight it! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-22-2002, 03:37 PM	#280
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	And again you don't know it's me!! and you will never find out. I'll fight you. I could win, and I will. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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