10-01-2002, 01:11 PM | #261 |
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Treebeard: So you say Saruman is responsible for cutting down all our trees? Well, hoom, lets just stop on down and give him a little talking to, eh?
Merry: Right now? I'm tired! Treebeard: Yes, NOW! He could be cutting up my cousin as we speak. Lets go! - or- Elrond: C'mon, lets be serious here. Does anyone really think this little hobbit can make all the way to Mount Doom? Just go home and give up. I mean, slavery under Sauron can't be that bad, right? |
10-01-2002, 06:06 PM | #262 |
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LOL
Aragorn at the council of Elrond:who wants a hug? Boromir: I do. I do. Aragorn still at the council of Elrond:I agree with sir farts alot we should use the ring against the dark lord. Boromir: yeh. Hey wait a minute.
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10-01-2002, 06:45 PM | #263 |
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Frodo: Angst? What angst?
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10-01-2002, 09:19 PM | #264 |
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Wormtongue: I am flawless.
Gandalf: Indeed. Saruman: I love you, Wormtougue. Tom bombadil: For crying out loud! Goldberry! Bring me an ale, NOW!!!! Curse you hobbits! I hate thr wolrd! I hate YOU!!!! YOU'RE ALL PIECES OF SH--- *thud* AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!
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10-02-2002, 12:14 AM | #265 |
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Gandalf "You cannot pass go !!! You cannot collect $200 !!"
Ungoliant " I lost 2000 lbs.. Just like Henry...Clay Henry" |
10-02-2002, 12:15 AM | #266 |
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Treebeard " Anyone got a match ?"
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10-02-2002, 01:55 AM | #267 | |
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10-02-2002, 07:44 AM | #268 |
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Gandalf: "Well, maybe it is just a lost cause. Let's go back to Rivendell."
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10-02-2002, 08:03 AM | #269 |
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This thread is hilarious - I've just wasted over an hour reading thru it. ( New to the board and haven't seen it b4.)
How about : Feanor, in Mandos - "Sorry dad, but the war was about jewels, you know - the silmarils - the War of the seeming-dead Finwe sounds sh*te" Illuvatar - reflection on mankinds ultimate destinies and accomplishments. " Oh sh*t, post-it notes & traffic-master !, I know I'll say they are bound to their own destiny or something like that....yeah, the Valar'll buy it and the Maiars are airy-fairy tossers anyway" Turin - "Greet every day with a smile." - motto Glaurung to Turin - "Pratt." |
10-02-2002, 05:45 PM | #270 |
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witch king: hey, eowyn
eowun: hi, wk witch king: how's the family going? *wink wink* eowyn: not so good. i could never think that a gondor man could be such a bitch faramir: what chu say?? come and say that to my sword! witch king: wanna go catch some lunch? i herd mcdonald's is hot today eowyn: yeah, sure
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10-02-2002, 11:05 PM | #271 |
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Frodo at the Prancing Pony: "And now for my next trick."
Frodo at the feast in Rivendell: "Can I get fries with that?" Gandalf in Moria: "Aw don't worry about it. Make all the noise you want."
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10-04-2002, 10:53 PM | #272 |
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OMG!!!!!! This is soooo funny!!!
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10-05-2002, 09:16 PM | #273 |
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wow that really upset you guys im sorry! i didnt mean to i was having a bad day! ohh and please forgive me brokehorn terribly sorry!
sam: that guy in the corner has been staring at you the whole time we been here! frodo: does he look like a hottie? you think he wants to go out with me? |
10-05-2002, 09:42 PM | #274 |
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gimli: dwarves suck. i wish i was an orc instead.
aragorn: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! spider!!!!!!! frodo: spider?? spider?? wooo-hoo! kill it kill it! *pokes spider repeatedly* gollum: *fingers crossed* c'mon, c'mon, frodo...throw the ring in... eowyn: i shall slay you down! witch king: bite me! *pulls down pants and waves butt*
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10-05-2002, 09:51 PM | #275 |
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-Gimli: I like elves. Galadriel is great! (wait a minute...he did sort of say something like that didn't he? Nevermind )
-Gandalf in front of the gates of Moria: Just let us in, dammit! C'mon, at least give me a hint or something! Pretty please with a cherry on top? Auuuggghhhhhhh! *jumps up and down, throwing a tantrum* -Frodo: Why do I have to carry this thing all the way to Moria? Can't I Fed-Ex it or something? -Sam: Wow these lembas are great! I could eat these all day! |
10-05-2002, 09:58 PM | #276 |
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gimli: *homer simpsons type voice thingy* mmm...cram
bilbo: do i really hafta finish this book? *tossses it into the fireplace*
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10-05-2002, 10:04 PM | #277 |
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Tom Bombadil (looks with concern at hobbits): Man, you guys are in serious trouble. Want me to help?
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10-06-2002, 12:11 PM | #278 |
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random middle earth person: wazzzzzzzzzzzzzup?!
other rmep: nothin' dude. rmep: hey, baby, it's boromir. wazzzzzup?! other rmep: what's shakin? borormir: stupid, dratty, gondor civilions...
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10-06-2002, 01:23 PM | #279 |
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frodo: Does this mithril make me look fat?
Sam:Thats a big pickle you got yourself in Mr frodo. Elrond while trying to cook.: you stupid suffla(sp) Jesus compels you. Repeats in till Arwen throws a rock at him and destroys suffla. Its ok entss.
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10-06-2002, 01:43 PM | #280 |
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Nevermind...
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