If Frodo turned evil... - Page 13

LutraMage · 06-27-2003, 11:37 AM

It was at this point that the Dwarfs from the Iron Hill arrived along the cliff face above Roya's archers. Falling upon the unwary bowman (who had been intent on the Elves and Rangers below them) the Dwarfs swept Roya's troops off the hills. Caught between the Dwarfs and the Elves/Rangers, the archers were soon wiped out.

"Well met, Dain!" cried Aragorn. "Just in the nick of time. Now, let us once and for all rid ourselves of this nuisance and her Middle Easterlings!"

With their new troops now vastly increased in numbers the Forces of Good were quickly able to beat the enemy back. Suddenly, as if some unspoken command had been given, the morale of Roya's army cracked, and the orcs of Mordor and scavengers of Middle Easterling were scattered to the winds, howling in fear and terror as they tried to escape back to their dens - "Mummy, mummy - help us, these Elves and Dwarfs have sharp shiny things that poke and cut, help, Mummy!" they cried as they deserted Roya like water from a duck's back.

Then Aragorn faced the Evil Queen. Unfortunately for her, her huge consumption of popcorn and other fatty foods (she had no idea what a healthy balanced diet was, and avoided vegetables like the plague - except those in her army of course) had finally caught up with her. Choking on the seed case of a vengeful popcorn, she missed her footing, bouced once on her overly large belly and was quickly tied and gagged by Legolas (he'd really taken a dislike to her for some reason)!

"Now, let us find the Evil Lord Baggins and try to trick him into relinquishing the Ring." cried Gandalf.

Adrian Baggins · 06-27-2003, 01:26 PM

"We are at the secret enterance Rosie and I found while you were gone, it leads into Gorogorth, and from there we can get to Cirith Ungol(sp), let us rest here for a while though, I want to see were the enemies are," I said, taking the Palantier otu of my pack, Sam went over and sat by Rosie, waiting. "Ah, good, they are headign to where we were, Gollum will take care of them when they reach him, he will lead them to a place they will find hard to get through, once they loose their guide."

Aewionen · 06-27-2003, 02:56 PM

As soon as Pippin saw Frodo, without even thinking he ran towards him. Then he saw Rosie and Sam. Pippin stopped. "Why is Rosie here?" he said aloud. He quickly ducked behind a rock hoping that Frodo had not seen him. He had to tell Merry! When it was all clear, he went to find Merry. When he did, he told him all of what he had just seen.

ooc: I won't be able to post for a while. About 2 days tops.

Dreran the Green · 06-27-2003, 03:06 PM

The Terrible Thirteen and Co. moved quickly to the place where Aragorn had seen Sam run. Legolas and Aragorn retraced his steps on the ground, looking for any sign of the other halflings or Gollum. Suddenly, a sharp hissing came from above them and Gollum lept from above onto Legolas's back, trying to throttle him.

"PRECIOUSSSSS!"
"Get him off! Get him off! He's creeping me out!"

OOC: We'll miss you

Adrian Baggins · 06-27-2003, 03:11 PM

"Gollum, Gollum," I said, just as Master had told me to do, when I got off the elf's back I said, "We take you to Hobbits, yes, we can, for a price."

Silme*Christian · 06-27-2003, 04:17 PM

"Heres the price!"Legolas said in anger. "You take us to the ring bearer(sp?) and we'll let you live!"

"don't be ssso hassssty, yess, they is hassty peoples, aren't they? Yes, presiouss they is! They is!"Said Gollum.

Quote:

OOC: We'll miss you

OOC: Miss me? I'm not going anywhere am I?!

The last sane person · 06-27-2003, 04:20 PM

roya: I am not fat thank you very much!

*to tell the truth, she wasnt. No evil Ninja is allowed to be fat. But as a fatal error made by the fellowship, she was left behind under guard of a few elves, she quickly burst out of her bonds ala Ninja and ran over to a secret passage way that lead to Frodo*

Roya: *Kneels to frodo* I wish to join you! I have a score to settle!

Frodo: Hmm... A ninja aye??? Now this has some major possibilities!

Dreran the Green · 06-27-2003, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silme*Christian

OOC: Miss me? I'm not going anywhere am I?!

LOL, not you, Aewionen

Silme*Christian · 06-27-2003, 05:21 PM

Ohh, good!

*sigh of releaf*

LutraMage · 06-27-2003, 07:57 PM

Aragorn surveyed the frayed rope and muttered "so, she has got away. We will rue this, as sure as the sun sets and the moon rises. Well, there is nothing we can do now, what will be, will be."

"Cursed elves, couldn't keep Gollum in Mirkwood and now can't keep Roya captive either - its always the same with inlaws!"

Indril Anarion · 06-27-2003, 08:09 PM

"What were you saying about elves?" said Arwen, coming up behind him. She crossed her arms.

Aragorn's face was at a loss for words.

"Save your excuses, we'll settle this argument later. We need to get to Frodo."

The last sane person · 06-27-2003, 10:40 PM

Roya: *gazes into palantir with Frodo* Ha! a marital spat!

Frodo: Poor Aragorn! That she elf will probably finish him before you do!

Roya: I dont doubt it!

LutraMage · 06-28-2003, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indril Anarion
"What were you saying about elves?" said Arwen, coming up behind him. She crossed her arms.

Aragorn's face was at a loss for words.

"Save your excuses, we'll settle this argument later. We need to get to Frodo."

"It would just be kinda nice if we could hold on to one of our prisoners for a couple of minutes, dear. Anyhow, lets get over to the Lonely Mountain and see what we can see of the ELB and Sam. I don't like these rumours that they have another hobbit prisoner and that Gollum is still skulking about."

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-28-2003, 05:11 PM

ooc: YEA GODS! This thing went up TEN AND A HALF PAGES whilst I was away! Anyway, I think I got the general gist. I gotta question, how were Frodo and Roya communicating? Palantir? CONFUSED HERE! "Throw me a frikin bone here people! I'm the boss. Need the info."

ANyway, we need a rule that says that if the people you want to interact with arn't avalible, you can act for them. So you have my permission to write for me. I'll probably only be able to go on every two weeks anyway.

IC:

Just then the great fiery eyeball that is Sauron floated in. Roya looked over and shouted "About damn time!" Sauron might have looked shamefully at the ground, but it was hard to tell because he had no eyelids.
"I'm sorry I'm late," Sauron said in his usual raspy voice. "But I was having a Body Abandonment counciling session with Lord Voldemort." From the tone of his voice it was hard to tell if he was giving counciling, or getting it. "So, what's happening?"

OOC: Ooh, and I am glad you joined, Roya.

Indril Anarion · 06-28-2003, 06:18 PM

Aragorn and Arwen raced to Mount Doom, where they saw Roya, ELB, Sam, A female hobbit, the wretched creature Gollum and Sauron's eye.

The evil made her shudder. She watched silently, using her keen senses to pick up any useful information.

Dreran the Green · 06-28-2003, 06:40 PM

Gandalf: We have found you at last Frodo!

ELB: That's Evil Lord Baggins to you! You, you....wait. You were killed by a Balrog!!

Gandalf: Hmmm? Oh, right; you weren't there. I came back quite a long time ago, actually. See? Now I'm Gandalf the White. Hi Sam, Hello Rosie!

Sam and Rosie: *mumbles of hello*

Eye of Sauron: *Thinking to himself* why am I standing here if my ring is less than two feet away??? Oh yeah, I'm an eye.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-29-2003, 12:34 PM

At this last thought Sauron got extreamly angry. "That's it!" he said. "I'm sick of not having a body! If no one here is friendly enough to let me use theirs, I'll have to summon someone who will."

There was a flash and a bang, yadda yadda yadda, and Sauroman was standing next to Sauron.

"There is the ring!" Sauron hissed. "Get it fool!"

Sauroman just blithered.

"Curses!" Actually Sauron swore a lot worse than that. "I forgot you are only a broken stupid wizard now. But, you are the only one I can use."

Sauron dissipeared and Sauroman, now Sauron, stood up brushing his robes off.

LutraMage · 06-29-2003, 03:33 PM

OOC Come on guys, where's the rest of the team?

IC

Quote:

Sauron dissipeared and Sauroman, now Sauron, stood up brushing his robes off.

"Oh my God," said Aragron "a naked Wizard!"

The last sane person · 06-29-2003, 05:05 PM

Roya: Ack! every one shade their eyes! *they do so and she takes the ring to the now embodied Sauron* My lord! I daresay this was yours!

Sauron: Thank you! *he starts flinging every body-save roya- off mount doom*

Gulio, Strength of Many · 06-29-2003, 05:29 PM

ooc: So Sauron has the Ring now right?

ic: Gimli stared in horror as Roya (Curse the stupid Elves for losing her!!!) handed the Ring to Saruman/Sauron. He lunged at the Dark Lord, swinging his axe.

06-27-2003, 11:37 AM	#241
LutraMage Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling... Posts: 330	It was at this point that the Dwarfs from the Iron Hill arrived along the cliff face above Roya's archers. Falling upon the unwary bowman (who had been intent on the Elves and Rangers below them) the Dwarfs swept Roya's troops off the hills. Caught between the Dwarfs and the Elves/Rangers, the archers were soon wiped out. "Well met, Dain!" cried Aragorn. "Just in the nick of time. Now, let us once and for all rid ourselves of this nuisance and her Middle Easterlings!" With their new troops now vastly increased in numbers the Forces of Good were quickly able to beat the enemy back. Suddenly, as if some unspoken command had been given, the morale of Roya's army cracked, and the orcs of Mordor and scavengers of Middle Easterling were scattered to the winds, howling in fear and terror as they tried to escape back to their dens - "Mummy, mummy - help us, these Elves and Dwarfs have sharp shiny things that poke and cut, help, Mummy!" they cried as they deserted Roya like water from a duck's back. Then Aragorn faced the Evil Queen. Unfortunately for her, her huge consumption of popcorn and other fatty foods (she had no idea what a healthy balanced diet was, and avoided vegetables like the plague - except those in her army of course) had finally caught up with her. Choking on the seed case of a vengeful popcorn, she missed her footing, bouced once on her overly large belly and was quickly tied and gagged by Legolas (he'd really taken a dislike to her for some reason)! "Now, let us find the Evil Lord Baggins and try to trick him into relinquishing the Ring." cried Gandalf. Last edited by LutraMage : 06-27-2003 at 11:40 AM.

06-27-2003, 01:26 PM	#242
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	"We are at the secret enterance Rosie and I found while you were gone, it leads into Gorogorth, and from there we can get to Cirith Ungol(sp), let us rest here for a while though, I want to see were the enemies are," I said, taking the Palantier otu of my pack, Sam went over and sat by Rosie, waiting. "Ah, good, they are headign to where we were, Gollum will take care of them when they reach him, he will lead them to a place they will find hard to get through, once they loose their guide." __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

06-27-2003, 02:56 PM	#243
Aewionen Elf Lord Join Date: May 2003 Location: Strong Badia. I live in the tire. Posts: 791	As soon as Pippin saw Frodo, without even thinking he ran towards him. Then he saw Rosie and Sam. Pippin stopped. "Why is Rosie here?" he said aloud. He quickly ducked behind a rock hoping that Frodo had not seen him. He had to tell Merry! When it was all clear, he went to find Merry. When he did, he told him all of what he had just seen. ooc: I won't be able to post for a while. About 2 days tops. __________________ Aewionen, Maiden of Gondor `````````````````````````````` Home is behind the world ahead And there are many paths to tread Through shadow to the edge of night Until the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow Cloud and shade All shall fade All shall fade "I feel a slight tingling feeling... I think its affecting me." -Legolas during a drinking contest (EE ROTK)

06-27-2003, 03:06 PM	#244
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	The Terrible Thirteen and Co. moved quickly to the place where Aragorn had seen Sam run. Legolas and Aragorn retraced his steps on the ground, looking for any sign of the other halflings or Gollum. Suddenly, a sharp hissing came from above them and Gollum lept from above onto Legolas's back, trying to throttle him. "PRECIOUSSSSS!" "Get him off! Get him off! He's creeping me out!" OOC: We'll miss you __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-27-2003, 03:11 PM	#245
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	"Gollum, Gollum," I said, just as Master had told me to do, when I got off the elf's back I said, "We take you to Hobbits, yes, we can, for a price." __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

06-27-2003, 04:20 PM	#247
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	roya: I am not fat thank you very much! to tell the truth, she wasnt. No evil Ninja is allowed to be fat. But as a fatal error made by the fellowship, she was left behind under guard of a few elves, she quickly burst out of her bonds ala Ninja and ran over to a secret passage way that lead to Frodo Roya: Kneels to frodo I wish to join you! I have a score to settle! Frodo: Hmm... A ninja aye??? Now this has some major possibilities! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

06-27-2003, 05:21 PM	#249
Silme*Christian Lady of Lamedon Join Date: May 2003 Location: Somewhere in the USA Posts: 621	Ohh, good! sigh of releaf __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Jesus scares the "hell" out of people! He rocks! http://linwe.proboards19.com/index.cgi

06-27-2003, 07:57 PM	#250
LutraMage Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling... Posts: 330	Aragorn surveyed the frayed rope and muttered "so, she has got away. We will rue this, as sure as the sun sets and the moon rises. Well, there is nothing we can do now, what will be, will be." "Cursed elves, couldn't keep Gollum in Mirkwood and now can't keep Roya captive either - its always the same with inlaws!" __________________ "Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so, with Pity." "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends." "Very well,' he answered aloud, lowering his sword. 'But still I am afraid. And yet, as you see, I will not touch the creature. For now that I see him, I do pity him."

06-27-2003, 08:09 PM	#251
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	"What were you saying about elves?" said Arwen, coming up behind him. She crossed her arms. Aragorn's face was at a loss for words. "Save your excuses, we'll settle this argument later. We need to get to Frodo." __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

06-27-2003, 10:40 PM	#252
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Roya: gazes into palantir with Frodo Ha! a marital spat! Frodo: Poor Aragorn! That she elf will probably finish him before you do! Roya: I dont doubt it! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

06-28-2003, 05:11 PM	#254
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	ooc: YEA GODS! This thing went up TEN AND A HALF PAGES whilst I was away! Anyway, I think I got the general gist. I gotta question, how were Frodo and Roya communicating? Palantir? CONFUSED HERE! "Throw me a frikin bone here people! I'm the boss. Need the info." ANyway, we need a rule that says that if the people you want to interact with arn't avalible, you can act for them. So you have my permission to write for me. I'll probably only be able to go on every two weeks anyway. IC: Just then the great fiery eyeball that is Sauron floated in. Roya looked over and shouted "About damn time!" Sauron might have looked shamefully at the ground, but it was hard to tell because he had no eyelids. "I'm sorry I'm late," Sauron said in his usual raspy voice. "But I was having a Body Abandonment counciling session with Lord Voldemort." From the tone of his voice it was hard to tell if he was giving counciling, or getting it. "So, what's happening?" OOC: Ooh, and I am glad you joined, Roya. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 06-28-2003 at 05:12 PM.

06-28-2003, 06:18 PM	#255
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	Aragorn and Arwen raced to Mount Doom, where they saw Roya, ELB, Sam, A female hobbit, the wretched creature Gollum and Sauron's eye. The evil made her shudder. She watched silently, using her keen senses to pick up any useful information. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

06-28-2003, 06:40 PM	#256
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	Gandalf: We have found you at last Frodo! ELB: That's Evil Lord Baggins to you! You, you....wait. You were killed by a Balrog!! Gandalf: Hmmm? Oh, right; you weren't there. I came back quite a long time ago, actually. See? Now I'm Gandalf the White. Hi Sam, Hello Rosie! Sam and Rosie: mumbles of hello Eye of Sauron: Thinking to himself why am I standing here if my ring is less than two feet away??? Oh yeah, I'm an eye. __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-29-2003, 12:34 PM	#257
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	At this last thought Sauron got extreamly angry. "That's it!" he said. "I'm sick of not having a body! If no one here is friendly enough to let me use theirs, I'll have to summon someone who will." There was a flash and a bang, yadda yadda yadda, and Sauroman was standing next to Sauron. "There is the ring!" Sauron hissed. "Get it fool!" Sauroman just blithered. "Curses!" Actually Sauron swore a lot worse than that. "I forgot you are only a broken stupid wizard now. But, you are the only one I can use." Sauron dissipeared and Sauroman, now Sauron, stood up brushing his robes off. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-29-2003, 05:05 PM	#259
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Roya: Ack! every one shade their eyes! they do so and she takes the ring to the now embodied Sauron My lord! I daresay this was yours! Sauron: Thank you! he starts flinging every body-save roya- off mount doom __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

06-29-2003, 05:29 PM	#260
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	ooc: So Sauron has the Ring now right? ic: Gimli stared in horror as Roya (Curse the stupid Elves for losing her!!!) handed the Ring to Saruman/Sauron. He lunged at the Dark Lord, swinging his axe. __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

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