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08-19-2003, 06:00 PM
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OOC: Um, I think we might have a little problem avoiding the whole "Bloodsoaked story" thing. We are vampires and most of us like to bathe in blood. Then there are the sadists and the people who just like to traumatize others. Oh wait, all of those are Roya.
Bessie: Wait, aren't we forgetting someone? Roya: What? Bessie: I thought we showed up at this port with five people. Ethel: Sam Vane. Roya: Who? Ethel: That guy Katt's possessing. We forgot him. Roya: Aw bloody feck. We can't go back for him now. *Sam chooses that moment to clamber over the side.* Sam: Hey guys. Didja know I can breathe underwater? Well, not so much breathe as not need to breathe. So, what's been happining?
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08-19-2003, 08:12 PM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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Yo, I'm not on the ship either!
Juri climbed up after Sam, being a water demon, she can breathe underwater] and said, "Hey, capt. Ready to set sail?" Roya nodded "So, where do ya wanna go capt.? The next town is full of diseased people, so I doubt you'll want their blood, the next port is full of snobbish fools that are good for nothin, and the town after that is a good blood town. If ya know what I mean...." 
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08-20-2003, 12:19 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya: well, that depends on how hungry the crew is!
*A roar of approval sounded from the crew but Roya silenced it* Roya: Yet i think you lot have to earn yor dinner and prove yor worth! I want us to take down the most well armed ship currently sailing this stretch! Juri, find that ship and plot our course straigh for her! OOC: A battle, to see what we can (or cant) do.
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08-20-2003, 01:29 AM
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"Yes m'." with that she pulled off the cloth around her shoulders, tied it around her head and went up to the steering wheel. "OY cap'in, I found a good ship. Her names Brittanica. Is that good. Most heavily armed ship here to bloody England."
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08-20-2003, 03:09 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya: Hoy there! I'll do the steerin here! just give me the bearin's an i'll get us there.
Juri: Right ho! *the bearing were given and the ship made headway and ploughed her way toward its foe.* OOC:By the by, i think that this is in the carribean for matters related to the island we were first on and the whole POTC crap that was flying about earlier.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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08-20-2003, 06:30 PM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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Ah yes.... that...... well, just stating a fact. By the way, it's a british war ship. and It is heavily armed. Make sure we have tons of ammo!
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08-23-2003, 11:37 PM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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bump!!!!!
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09-08-2003, 08:04 PM
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*And so the Unnamed plowed on through the waves in search of the Nal. Suddenly a thick fog rolled in.*
Bessie: Uh oh. Sam: Those sparkling lights in the fog don't look reassuring!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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09-08-2003, 10:15 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: i thin its called the Satsuriken.
Roya: Bugger all! This is just what we need! Bloody fog to come in and hamper us! Sam: Uh, cap'n, those lights.....what we do about em? Roya: all hands arm yerselves fer battle! All hands to the tenpounders! *and thus the Cap'n went about shouting her orders in the fog to prepare for expected hostilities*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 09-14-2003 at 02:18 AM. |
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09-09-2003, 12:05 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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Juri drew out her long silver blade, and popped out the blades in her arms. "Ready capt'!"
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09-11-2003, 12:40 PM
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OOC: Yay!
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09-11-2003, 12:48 PM
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King of Nargothrond
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OOC: So when we find the Nal, are we going to close this and join the drunk elf Pirates?
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09-11-2003, 06:59 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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bugger it! I suppose so.
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09-11-2003, 07:02 PM
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Its a major possibility. Although the apperance will be breif. It is mainly an escape route for me and katt to escape on the Satsuriken away from the nal.
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09-13-2003, 03:01 PM
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OOC: So our ship is the Satsuriken now is it? good name. Hey guys, appearently the Nal is out in the middle of nowhere being talked to by a dragon. If we get out of this fog we could probably find them in our general area.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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09-13-2003, 09:34 PM
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OOC: This is Human. Yeah...
OOC: Now this is Roya! YES! that is s good idea. must pm other cap'n to see if it would be good! Ic: *Just then, Human clambers up the side and recieves blood thirsty stares from the crew* Katt: A pulse!! *They all move in for the 'kill' when Roya comes through, using her elbows quite efficiently* Roya: I reserve the right to use my elbows here! I am the head cheese! She is mine i say! I get the first nip! *grabs human and nips but promptly chokes. and does not kill her* Roya: BLEH! What the hell is in your diet woman! HUman: What? Roya: You taste horrible! Human: Oh, you mean, my pure garlic intake? Roya: YES! YETCH!!! Human: Oh...well...yes...sorry 'bout that! For my health you know... Roya: very well, what do you want since i cant eat you for fear of having a conniption! Human: Well...you see...I was...in..Germany! Roya: Germany? Human: Germany! And...um...there was this guy...and...heh heh heh, you'lll laugh when you hear this.... Roya: Germany. Human: And he, um... Roya: Get to the point! Human: I swam. Roya: You swam? You swam all the way the way from Germany?! And just so happened to end up here in my ship! Human: Um...yes. I'm a little tired, so I'll think I'll just pop off to ....bed.....! Roya: oh no your not! Throw her in the brig! Human: *as she is dragged away*I'll get you all! and your little dog too! Roya: Then in that case...Make her walk the plank! Human: No! No! No! I am hydrophobic! Roya: Then how the bloomin hell'd you swim from germany!? Human:.......I dont know........ Roya: oh hang it all! take her to the brig! Human: Okay. *sporks into brig and locks herself in* Roya: well, that was odd. On to find the Nal! OOC: this was Eliza and i writing this post!
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09-14-2003, 12:29 AM
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Please don't mess with blond girl who just swam 3 miles this morning's head! Please?
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09-14-2003, 12:58 AM
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ooc: ELIZA! SO good to SEE you again! (welll...er...."see" as in sort of see, as in see your post, as in...oh, hell. You know.)
ic: Tano: Swam from Germany? *watches Human spork to brig* Interesting....
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09-14-2003, 01:04 AM
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"Man, thats a long, long, long way. That poor child will need some NORMAL nourishment. And scince I 'm the only non vampire here, I'll go down and check on her." With that Juri hopped down from her post, and went to the pantry. She got out some salted meat, taters, and sprinkled some herbs on it. <Too bad I have a soft spot for humans, 'specially cause the dear is still pure.> She brought the food out to the prisoner and said "Here ya go dear. By the way, I'm Juri, and will be bringing you your meals."
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09-14-2003, 01:18 AM
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OOC: Human pi isnt a child dear. not in any sense of the way.
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