Worst Films ever made! - Page 13

Millane · 02-10-2003, 08:54 AM

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modern-day version of Romeo and Juliet (with that piece of crap actor Leo Dicaprio) was horrible.

i thought some of that was alright... opportunity to make it more violence orrientated but i didnt mind it... Leonardo is a good actor he just has a bad reputation. i havent seen Gangs of NY yet (comes out in 2 days!!!

) but he looks awesome in it.

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Cross Roads (Britney Spears)

AAAARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! i got roped into seeing this with some bloody horny mates under false pretences of seeing something good, even if you went to have a look at britney there was nothing...

Cirdan · 02-10-2003, 09:34 AM

Britney Spears...

Reminds me of the line from "Hard Days Night"...

"We like to turn the sound down and say rude things about her."

...or so I remember.

How about "Scooby Doo"? Hey Scooby, where's the plot?

Cirdan · 02-10-2003, 06:17 PM

Razzies

samwise of the shire · 02-10-2003, 11:21 PM

Billy Madison with *winces* Adam Sandler Dang I hate that guy. His humor isn't even FUNNY! I walked away from watching said movie brainwashed and I haven't gone near any of his movies since.
Crybaby with Johnny Depp. *whimpers* Dont like the plot. It was either trying to be serious and funny, or took it's self to seriously, or was putting amusing bits in with a stupid plot.
Spiderman...yes I say Spiderman. Almost all of the characters were shallow. The chick (Mary Jane?) made all females look bad, and Harry was about as good at acting as...oh a block of wood. It was alright though with the special effects.
The Ralph Bakshi LOTR~ Dont get me started. The Beatles, the big 70's hair on the wizards, the horned helmets...Ewww :P

But the topper...never watch it if you value your mental health you WILL NOT WATCH this movie...Dragonheart: A New Beginning. It's the sequal to Dragonheart which was ok...even though the protagonists were a dishonest knight and a dragon, but this one doesn't even bear being mentioned. For some reason they put eastern martial arts in with the western form of fighting and it just didn't work, not only that but you dont even care for the characters. I HATE that kind of movie.
Well that's my 2 cents worth,
Cheers,
Sam

The Lady of the Wood · 02-11-2003, 08:50 PM

dude wheres my car?also i hate kelly ripa(just thought id throw that in there)

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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost,
The old that are strong do not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring!
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be King!

Òevil will always triumph, because good is dumb.Ó

-darth helmet

donÕt count on me to let you know when.donÕt count on me, ill do it again. dont count on me, the point youre missing, donÕt count on me, cause im not listening.

Òyou insult me with your presenceÓ

Òthe phantom of the opera is there, inside your mind.Ó

Epona of Rohan · 02-12-2003, 06:37 AM

Used to work at a movie rental... saw the same junk over and over. Anything that's been done before should not be done again. Its quite simple.

-Any horror movie sequel. In particular, Blair Witch 2. Ugh.

-Fraternity comedies. Aaaaaaaaaah! All the same!!! Worst one ever: Sorority Boys.

-Sci fi movies that don't do their research. My pet peeve is cloning. Not ONE movie has gotten cloning right so far. Its all "instant xerox copy of the person".

-Gotta say it. Pretentious artsy movies. American Beauty is my most hated movie, followed by Monsters Ball.

Baby-K · 02-12-2003, 07:25 AM

Cool as Ice starring the very untalented Vanilla Ice & any movie starring Chevvy Chase

Varda Oiolosseo · 02-12-2003, 05:32 PM

Still got to be The Grinch!
aarrrgghhh! It freaked me out soooooo much!

Oh and I didn't like Get Over It. That was pants too never seen anything so boring!

Cirdan · 02-12-2003, 06:08 PM

Pants?

Varda Oiolosseo · 02-13-2003, 05:31 PM

Me?
I use pants as another word for rubbish or crap or something that i don't like.
If you follow me?

BeardofPants · 02-14-2003, 02:16 AM

Pants is British slang for crap. I learnt this the hard way after the BF's parents had some crazy pommy wino stay with them.

Celebréiel · 02-15-2003, 10:47 PM

Daredevil! I hated that movie, I could go into all the reasons...it would take too long.

Cirdan · 02-15-2003, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Pants is British slang for crap. I learnt this the hard way after the BF's parents had some crazy pommy wino stay with them.

Pommy?

Lalaith_Elf · 02-16-2003, 07:29 AM

Harry potter is pants - but then i was init so that probably why. Then again me and my friend were shouting obsinities at the screen, one of the best ones was when it showed you the balisk tooth. it looked so plastic and i had to shout so the whole cinema could hear "they will be selling them in warner bros next" - part of a private joke.
The Ralph Bakshi LOTR was also bad, but also quite funny. i mean what was with legolas' eyes???!!!!!!

WiseWizard · 02-23-2003, 05:13 AM

Any movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Though, with all the jokes it makes the movies much much better.

Rûdhaglarien · 02-23-2003, 05:34 AM

"The Return of the Living Dead". Awful stuff, that.

Blackboar · 02-23-2003, 05:36 AM

I thought The return of the mummy was pretty "pants"

Elf.Freak · 02-23-2003, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by Celebréiel
Daredevil! I hated that movie, I could go into all the reasons...it would take too long.

my sister saw that in Canada, she said it was pants aswell

WiseWizard · 02-23-2003, 03:30 PM

I thought some parts of it were okay, but they obviously aimed it towards a teen audience, wrecking the true essence of Daredevil. It became alomst like an action chick flick with Jennifer Garner thrown in there for the guys.

Aralyn · 02-23-2003, 04:12 PM

Okay brace yourself (personally I think some Producers should stay home and NEVER EVER assciate themselves witht these movies)

1. Hey dude where's my car (Hey dude, Where's my brain?!)
2. Speed 2 (It totally made the first one look bad when they mad it)

oh have to get off now but I'll be back

02-10-2003, 09:34 AM	#242
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Britney Spears... Reminds me of the line from "Hard Days Night"... "We like to turn the sound down and say rude things about her." ...or so I remember. How about "Scooby Doo"? Hey Scooby, where's the plot? __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

02-10-2003, 06:17 PM	#243
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Worst of 2002 Razzies __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

02-10-2003, 11:21 PM	#244
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Billy Madison with winces Adam Sandler Dang I hate that guy. His humor isn't even FUNNY! I walked away from watching said movie brainwashed and I haven't gone near any of his movies since. Crybaby with Johnny Depp. whimpers Dont like the plot. It was either trying to be serious and funny, or took it's self to seriously, or was putting amusing bits in with a stupid plot. Spiderman...yes I say Spiderman. Almost all of the characters were shallow. The chick (Mary Jane?) made all females look bad, and Harry was about as good at acting as...oh a block of wood. It was alright though with the special effects. The Ralph Bakshi LOTR~ Dont get me started. The Beatles, the big 70's hair on the wizards, the horned helmets...Ewww :P But the topper...never watch it if you value your mental health you WILL NOT WATCH this movie...Dragonheart: A New Beginning. It's the sequal to Dragonheart which was ok...even though the protagonists were a dishonest knight and a dragon, but this one doesn't even bear being mentioned. For some reason they put eastern martial arts in with the western form of fighting and it just didn't work, not only that but you dont even care for the characters. I HATE that kind of movie. Well that's my 2 cents worth, Cheers, Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

02-12-2003, 06:37 AM	#246
Epona of Rohan Sapling Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rohan Posts: 14	Used to work at a movie rental... saw the same junk over and over. Anything that's been done before should not be done again. Its quite simple. -Any horror movie sequel. In particular, Blair Witch 2. Ugh. -Fraternity comedies. Aaaaaaaaaah! All the same!!! Worst one ever: Sorority Boys. -Sci fi movies that don't do their research. My pet peeve is cloning. Not ONE movie has gotten cloning right so far. Its all "instant xerox copy of the person". -Gotta say it. Pretentious artsy movies. American Beauty is my most hated movie, followed by Monsters Ball. __________________ .^..^. (>'-'<) (........)~ meow.

02-12-2003, 07:25 AM	#247
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Cool as Ice starring the very untalented Vanilla Ice & any movie starring Chevvy Chase __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

02-12-2003, 05:32 PM	#248
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	Still got to be The Grinch! aarrrgghhh! It freaked me out soooooo much! Oh and I didn't like Get Over It. That was pants too never seen anything so boring!

02-12-2003, 06:08 PM	#249
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Pants? __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

02-13-2003, 05:31 PM	#250
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	Me? I use pants as another word for rubbish or crap or something that i don't like. If you follow me?

02-14-2003, 02:16 AM	#251
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Pants is British slang for crap. I learnt this the hard way after the BF's parents had some crazy pommy wino stay with them. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

02-15-2003, 10:47 PM	#252
Celebréiel Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A house! Posts: 376	Daredevil! I hated that movie, I could go into all the reasons...it would take too long. __________________ Peace Yeah, Your an individual...just like everyone else. http://cartalien.deviantart.com/ - Arty goodness

02-16-2003, 07:29 AM	#254
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	Harry potter is pants - but then i was init so that probably why. Then again me and my friend were shouting obsinities at the screen, one of the best ones was when it showed you the balisk tooth. it looked so plastic and i had to shout so the whole cinema could hear "they will be selling them in warner bros next" - part of a private joke. The Ralph Bakshi LOTR was also bad, but also quite funny. i mean what was with legolas' eyes???!!!!!! __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

02-23-2003, 05:13 AM	#255
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Any movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Though, with all the jokes it makes the movies much much better. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

02-23-2003, 05:34 AM	#256
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	"The Return of the Living Dead". Awful stuff, that. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

02-23-2003, 05:36 AM	#257
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	I thought The return of the mummy was pretty "pants"

02-23-2003, 03:30 PM	#259
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I thought some parts of it were okay, but they obviously aimed it towards a teen audience, wrecking the true essence of Daredevil. It became alomst like an action chick flick with Jennifer Garner thrown in there for the guys. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

02-23-2003, 04:12 PM	#260
Aralyn FloraAzul Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anywhere as long as there is a library in a one mile radius of here Posts: 751	Okay brace yourself (personally I think some Producers should stay home and NEVER EVER assciate themselves witht these movies) 1. Hey dude where's my car (Hey dude, Where's my brain?!) 2. Speed 2 (It totally made the first one look bad when they mad it) oh have to get off now but I'll be back __________________ Atheism: A Non-Prophet Organization Yet many shall be amazed when they see Him-yes even far off foreign nations and thier kings; they shall stand dumb-founded, speechless in his prescence. For they shall see and understand what they had not seen before-Isaiah 52:15a Civil War- 498,332 dead WWI-116,708 dead WWII-407,316 dead Korean War-54,246 dead Vietnam War-58,665 dead Persian Gulf-372 dead War on The Unborn=35,000,000 dead and counting

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