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05-11-2002, 10:31 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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Tano: *trips and falls over an arch* Drat!
Laurelyn: Whatsamatter? Hey, at least you know where you are, you're on the ground! I have no idea if I'm upside down or what !*sways* I lose my balance when I can't see . . . . . *sways dizzily again and falls, leaning on an arch.* Gandgirl: *Muttering:*Oh, great. I hoped to be rid of this freak. Laurelyn: *tries to stand and falls down again* Did you . . . . say something? Glodo: I will take full responsibility for every bruised toe and . . . . Laurelyn: Oi, is she quoting agin? Yippee! Glodo: well, maybe I was, but if youd've let me finish . . . . wait. That's a quote? AAAHHHH! Renille: I think it's a quote, anyways . . . .*flips through book* Only, it's Gimli's line. Eruviel: Do we care that the thing is gimli's line at this point? We don't have a ring, we have a phone. *precioussss* There's a difference in the stories at this point. Earniel: And a difference in food, too? Laurelyn: I hate fast food. Ugh! *Falls again.* Glodo: I would say I'm sorry, but you're the one who started this dratted RPG in the first place. It's your fault Laurelyn, you evil . . . . Claenoic: OKay, break it up, you two. *Whispers to Gandgirl* CAn we lose Laurelyn somewhere . . . . leave her behind? Gandgirl: maybe. But she'll catch up to us again, anyways. Earniel: Hey, wait a minute. Isn't it Gandgirl's fault that we're all blindfolded? She is, after all, the one who said we could all be blindfolded in the first place. iT would have just been Eruviel and Glodo. Gandgirl: Well, yes, but won't there eventually be a message from Caladriett saying she's expecting us and we get to ditch the blindfolds? Tano: Maybe. But you must realize that Glodo here is on the psychotic range of things, and truth be told if I were Caladriett I wouldn't do that. Glodo: Hey! !@#$%^&*()!!!! Gandgirl: A plague on the stiff necks of Counselors . . . . Glodo: A plague on the stiff necks of wizards, you meean, especially neon green ones: GAndgirl: Hey, we could've left you in Rivendell to be taught by Elrond on the ways of middle earth! Glodo: Why, don't you have need of me? For I am the bearer of the One Phone, the one half-crazy-ling who shall bear it to its doom! Should I not wish to aid you in destroying this evil, I could claim it for myself. And then where would you be? The Quest would have fallen, and then all should be in deep ruin. For it would mean doom to me, but if I wished to thwart you, I could! All: *Flip through books* Oi . . . . she's getting into this. GAndgirl: I know. That's the problem . . . .
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05-11-2002, 11:16 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ithilien
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*door opens*
C(ounselor)Hello, whats your name? Damien:My name is Faramir and I have traveled 110 days to get here.*Dami- I mean, Faramir is wearing Gondorian warrior clothing, but is wearing sneakers underneath* C: Um, I see...O.K., write your name on this name tag, then put it on. D:Yes, I will,*puts on nametag*Do you have anywhere I can park my horse? 
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05-11-2002, 02:02 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: YEAY!! Laurelyn is back!
 I was hoping you'd make a second appearance since you're after all the founder of this thread. OOC2:Welcome Faramir! I would suggest you read the thread first before you continue posting. We're already a long way of from the counsellor's office.  Eärniel stumbles and looses her footing. She falls on Claenoic, pulling her down too. Eärniel: *mutters* now I know why I prefer shores, not as many bloody tree roots to fall over. Claenoic: *beneath her*Is that you Eärniel? Eärniel: Yes, Claenoic isn't it? Claenoic: Yes, now will you get off me? Tanoliel: What's happening? I can't see what's happening!I'm blind! Eruviel: You're blindfolded you fool of a Took! Eärniel: *sits up*oh yeah, sorry... Claenoic: *annoyed*You call your self an elf? You're supposed to be lightfooted, not as heavy as an orc! That's the last time we let you in charge of the supplies! Eärniel:*on the brink of wailing* I am an elf and I'M NOT HEAVY! If I could see where you were, I'd hit you! I've enough of being laughed at for my appetite! Fne! That's it! I've had it! No more quests for me! I'm not moving a musscle! *sits down with arms crossed* Renille: Gandgirl.... Elf Girl: Yes, Aragren? Renille: I'm getting claustrophobic.... Elf Girl: *mutters* dear Eru, i'm so not getting paid enough...*to Renille* You're a ranger! Get a grip! Renille: I AM a ranger! But one with claustrophobic tendencies! I need to sit down.*sits down* Willow: I'm hungry *sits down and starts digging in her bag* The elves look with pitty on the Cellowship. They whisper: Elf 1: I don't think they will make it to Caladriett's liar, I mean castle.... Elf 2: Yeah, they look like they had a hard time.... How are we going to get them to Lady Caladriett? You know how she dislikes waiting. Elf 1: *hurriedly* I'm not carrying them you hear!? Elf 2: Maybe we should take off their blindfold.... Elf 1: *unsure*I'm not sure the Lady would approve.... Elf 2: The Lady isn't where... Elf 1: Right....*to the Cellowship* very well, since you are weary we shall let you take off your blindfold.
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05-11-2002, 03:45 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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Gandgirl: See? I told you they would let us take off the blindfolds.
Tano: *takes off blindfold* Geez, you don't hafta rub it in. Rest of TLA: *Takes off blindfold* Laurelyn: Oh, so That's where the ground is. D'oh! Earniel: *throws a punch in Claenoic's general direction* Yay! I can see now! Claenoic:*hides from Earniel* Meep! I'm sorry, okay? I can see too, by the way. So can the rest of us. Earniel: Brilliant deduction, Einstien. Eruviel: Well, it's nice knowing where the nearest arch is so I don't trip over it. Glodo: *unhappily* Tell me about it. Gandgirl: Drat, she seems to have recovered from her bout of in-character-itis. Tano: I thought she was scaring you earlier. Gandgirl: That's true. Laurelyn: Then why are you annoyed that she's her normal nutcase self? Glodo: Hey!!@#%-- Laurelyn: Language, dear Glodo. Glodo: Language? Laurelyn: Watch your mouth. Where the heck is FrodoFriend and that sock when we need her? Renille: I don't know, but i wish she were here right now. Glodo: *shuts up* All: *relieved*Thank you. Elf#1: Now that peace had been restored to you batch of crazies, will you hurry up? Caladriett is waiting! All: Oops. OKay!
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05-11-2002, 09:54 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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*The cellowship travels, unblindfolded, to Caladriett's office. She is found sitting at a desk wearing a uniform with the motto "We love to see your futures!*
Caladriett- Welcome to Lothloriododonalds! Can I take your order? Elf Girl- We need to talk to you. Caladriett- Do you ALL need applications? This is SUCH a full time of year. I'm afraid we're already fully staffed...and barely ANYONE comes here. Renille- No, no, we don't want to work here...we need to talk. Laurelyn- We have a cell phone problem. Caladriett- Oh, I'm sorry. This is the wrong place. You need to go to Moria Shack for that. Glodo- WHAT? Earniel- You'll understand when you read the books. Eruviel- Please. We have to go to China to destroy the evil cell phone of power. Claenoic-You've gotta help us.Please? Tano-Yeah, and we need some more food while you're at it.
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05-12-2002, 12:15 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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OOC: I return! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Claenoilbo: *slumps* Yes, food would be nice. Caladriett: You can stay here for a little bit, you know, get food, help out, and then we will send you on your merry little way to Moria Shack. All: 'Kay! Later that night... Tano: OW! This ghastly floor hurts! Laurelyn: *Knocks on tile* I believe this WOULDN'T be the right place to sleep... Caladriett: You could always sleep in the Ball chamber. Just a teensy bit later... Earniel: AUGH!!! My chocolate! It has fallen into this ball pit! *goes down to save it* Glodo: *was cooking Big Macs when Earniel's foot knocked the fire over* That's nice! Ashes on my tomatoes. Renille: *Comes up with half a bar of chocolate* Will you look at that? Glodo's now even quoting from that documentary! Glodo: *rocks back and forth* This isn't happening... Earniel: *Find the other half* Look! It's white chocolate now! Gandgirl: Now isn't that something! But we must go to sleep, we have a long jouney tomorrow. *Starts fiddling with ring* Tano: G'night! Later, MUCH later... Glodo: *Still awake* Why me? Caladriett: *Walks by* Glodo: What's that mad-woman up to? OOC: Someone else do the birdbath scene, I'm getting tired. 
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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05-12-2002, 02:04 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: I think we can now officially call the tolkien lovers anonymous the longest still living RPG-thread on the entmoot. Woohoo! Go us!
*Glodo stalks off after Caladriett. Eruviels sharp elven ears hear her leave* Eruviel:* nudging Gandgirl* Gandgirl, I say Gandgirl, wake up. Gandgirl: mmmmpf? Is it morning all ready? Eruviel: No, but Glodo is doing a runner. Gandgirl: Tell her to run the other way grzzzzzzzzz... Eruviel*turning to Eärniel who sleeps on the other side* Eärniel, wake up! Eärniel: *sleepy* lemme sleep.... Eruviel:*mutters* by Eru! *tries again* I've got jummy chocolate... Eärniel: *suddenly wide awake* Where!? Where! My precioussss. Eruviel: Glodo is trying to get away.... Together they wake the rest of the Cellowship. They follow Glodo. Meanwhile: Caladriett walks over to a birdbath. She flips a switch and a glow comes from the birdbath. Then she spots Glodo. Caladriett: Would you like to look in my mirror? Glodo: It's a bloody birdbath! Caladriett*annoyed* Do you want to know your future or not? Glodo: Do I have a choice? Caladriett: No. Glodo walks over to the birdbath and peers in. The glow lights her face, she peers intently. Meanwhile the Cellowship reach the scene and look unseen at Caladriett and Glodo. Nothing happens, Glodo says so. Caladriett*rolls with her eyes* You have to insert a coin. Glodo inserts a coin.
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05-12-2002, 10:23 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
Posts: 988
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OOC-May our insanity endure! LONG LIVE THE CELLOWSHIP!
Renille- You guys, this is getting quite freaky. The birdbath is singing disney! Claenoic-WILL YOU SHUSH?! Renille-Woops. Sorry. Birdbath- "Watch and you'll see, someday you'll be, part of their wwoorrrrllld!" Glodo- What? Caladriett- It's talking about you and what will happen if you fail this quest. You'll be trapped in this land forever. Glodo- Wha...you know what I saw? Caladriett- I know what you saw. Glodo- Take it! You are so much more powerful than I am. OOC- Someone else do Caladriett's reaction. Please.
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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05-13-2002, 08:20 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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OOC: Yep, definetly the longest I've ever seen.
Caladriett: *in character and completely over reacting* NO!!!! I DARE NOT TAKE IT!!!! Glodo: *Very frightened and confused* Ooookkkk... you need major help, lady. Caladriett: *ignoring* It would give me power unimaginable *Oh I just can't wait to be king is playing in the backround* I would become a queen, terrible and beautiful, master over every phone on earth, and behold! I have one of my own! *Holds up a clear Nokia* *Starts to turn freaky colors* Renille: What is with these spotlights with different colored cellophane on them? *Pokes at one* OOC: Short I know, but it's major Writers block.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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05-13-2002, 09:32 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
Posts: 4,547
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OOC: Long Live the Cellowship!!!
TLA Lives!!!Caladriett: I have passed the test. I will expand chains all across the West, but I will remain Caladriett. (ooc: best I could do with that one. . .  ) Glodo: But I cannot do this alone! They're all freaks out there! Caladriett: To be a phone-bearer is to be alone. But even the most un-Tolkien-ish person can change the course of the future. The other members of the Cellowship: *leave, knowing all it relatively well* ooc: Elf Girl, you deprived me of a scene in which I could say they were singing a lament. . . 
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05-14-2002, 09:01 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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05-14-2002, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lothlórien
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OOC: If by:
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Elves: *singing* Eruviel: A lament for everyone we left in Rivendell... Laurelyn: What are they saying about them? Eruviel: I have not the skill...for me the boredom is still to near... Elf Girl: *walks around pretending to be dead while all the Elves act like she isn't there* OOC: Oh, and can I do the gift scene? Please? Pleeease?
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05-14-2002, 02:38 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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OOC: by all means, it's yours. Just make it good, that's all I ask. I love pressssentsssss gollum, gollum
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05-14-2002, 04:21 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: thanks, elf girl! Do take the gift scene!
*dreams of bows and arrows*
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05-14-2002, 07:24 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
Posts: 4,547
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ooc: Hey, yesterday I was doodling on my notes, and I drew a picture of myself as EG/Legolas. I was thinking I could do a picture of the whole company and post it here. . .
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-14-2002, 08:34 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,951
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OOC: Don't leave me!!!!!!!! I'm here, I'm posting, But please don't leave me with the psycho fast food lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willow: Friends, thought our time in Lorieodonalds has been.... relaxing, I feel it is growing near to the time when we must continue the quest before it is too late. Renille: Wow, you're cheerful today, can't we just stay a couple more days. Tano:No, I don't think so. It is getting near to the time when the cell phone must be destroyed before all is lost. Elf Girl:Besides if we stay here we won't get our pretty going away gifts. Cellowship: Yeah! Going away gifts good...
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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05-14-2002, 10:00 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
Posts: 2,176
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OOC: since i kinda dropped away a while back and returned too late to be Caladriett, can i come back as Eowyn or something? please? and since the gift scene has been promised to Elf Girl, i'm going to shut up now.
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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05-14-2002, 10:06 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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OOC- Well, we still need Gimli and Boromir and I think Merry if you're interested in being in the REAL cellowship...but sure, come back as Eowyn. Just...fall in love with someone else,please. Because in this, Aragorn is me. I'm a girl.
 Elf Girl, hurry up with that scene already.
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05-14-2002, 10:44 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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OOC: yeah, i can be Merry, i guess. i refuse to be Boromir; i really don't want to die at the end of the first book! and ya know, i never really understood what "OOC" stands for; can someone please enlighten me?!?
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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05-14-2002, 10:55 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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ooc: ooc: out of character: it means out of character
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