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Old 12-09-2007, 05:04 PM   #241
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The old wildflower now are we? My, I like that in a man!

Enough, enough! Your embarrasing me!
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:10 PM   #242
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Enough, enough! You're so embarrasing!
Why you! *takes out mace and starts chasing Nautipus*
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:14 PM   #243
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Well if I cant have you! *takes out mace and starts chasing Nautipus*
*Runs into a crowd and hides somewhere discrete*
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:19 PM   #244
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*Runs to the aquarium and hides behind the Kraken*
Yeah, sure! You go behind your giant pal. Well, I've got something for that! *walks towards the plug for the aquarium*
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:24 PM   #245
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Fine, if you want it that way *Prepares to throw toaster into water-filled tank*
No, you musnt!! *spurred on for fear for his friend's life, he performs some intricate, ninja-like manoever, teleports behind Mari, knocks her unconcious and dumps her into the stinging jellyfish tank (along with scuba equipment with which to breathe) and destroys the toaster with a giant mace*
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:28 PM   #246
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No, you musnt!! *spurred on for fear for his friend's life, he performs some intricate, ninja-like manoever and destroys the toaster with a giant mace*
Okay... how does that help? But I'm glad you got out of the tank, because I wouldn't like to make Kraken suffer for your... unforgivable words!
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:35 PM   #247
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Aw, nuts. Jellyfish. If only someone could save me!
I'm actually a little afraid of you, so I'll just watch.
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:40 PM   #248
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I'm actually a little afraid of you, but that's what I like about you.
Oh, that's... unexpected. So, you think you could get me out? Or do I have to start hurting those jellyfish of you as well?

To all the people who don't know me very well: I would never harm animals. Just the threat oughta work good enough.
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:48 PM   #249
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Oh, that's mean! Now get me out or I'll start eating these jellyfish!!

Well good luck with that, when you throat starts to swell up we'll drag you out.
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:57 PM   #250
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Well good luck with that, when you throat starts to swell up we'll drag you out and put you in front of the most delicious meal you've ever seen or smelled and you can't eat it with that swollen throat! Mwuhahaha!
Oh come on Nautipus. THAT'S your scheme for ultimate torment!? Try again!
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Old 12-09-2007, 05:59 PM   #251
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Oh come on Nautipus! I can take that sittin' down! Lay something better on me will ya!
Your insolence bores me. *snaps fingers, which elicits a response from the Kraken, which hurls out to sea, then goes back to sleep*
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:04 PM   #252
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Your insolence bores me. I don't need the Kraken to subdue you! *snaps fingers, which elicits a response from the Kraken, which hurls out to sea, then goes back to sleep*
I think it's kinda weak that you actually considered using an animal to best this personal problem you seem to have with me.
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:07 PM   #253
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I think it's kinda weak that you actually used an animal to best this personal problem you seem to have with me.
*She said as she flew through the air*
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:11 PM   #254
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*You started it!*
Did not!
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:15 PM   #255
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Doughnut.
That's pretty random.
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:22 PM   #256
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I love candy.
I don't know Candy.
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Old 12-09-2007, 06:26 PM   #257
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Well, whoo is Candy?!
Like it's any of your buisness....
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:08 PM   #258
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Wow, that's totally your business.
I agree.
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:13 PM   #259
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I'm a tree.
I really didnt see that coming.
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One of my top ten favorite movies.

"You ever try to flick a fly?
"No."
"It's a waste of time."

"Can you see it?"
"No."
"It's right there!"
"Where?
"There!"
"What is it?"
"A crab."
"A crab? I dont see any crab."
"How?! It's right there!!"
"Where?"
"There!!!!"
"Oh."

-Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:18 PM   #260
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A truck finally hit me after I stood in the middle of the road for six hours. I really didnt see that coming.
You should stick to the ocean, Nautipus.
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