What DO men want? - Page 13

Tanoliel · 03-27-2002, 07:33 PM

you are evil
i declare everyibe gas ti stabd yo abd soub ibce abd tgeb tge eytes ckised vab u iff
ps. if anyone fogures out what that said i;ll give themn a cookiw

Nibs · 03-27-2002, 07:51 PM

You're typing the letter to the left of the normal one, intermittently. I think.

Tanoliel · 03-27-2002, 08:18 PM

i declare everyine has ti stand up and spin aroind once and the cloased eye ban is ofdf
does that maje nire sebse?

-tano

Kyote Fields · 03-27-2002, 08:37 PM

You can't fall mi delerasion offf@@@ - Woo Im dizy - I decere tat Tano has to rite a lymerick about pomegranites.

**crickhollow** · 03-27-2002, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyote Fields
*Kyote still waits patiently reclining whilst twiddling his thumbs*
twiddletwiddletwiddletwiddle
*waiting for something of semblance to an accual fight to emerge*
twiddletwiddletwiddlewaiting
*quickly and quietly puts on anti-bapping cap and popcorn repellant so as to not be disturbed*
twiddlewaitingtwiddlewaitinganti-bap

For the next ten posts everyone has to type with one hand and closed eyes!!! And you can't correct your spelling either!!!

Why? Is his part of calvin ball? Yay for the c computer typing class that I took first year in college. Gee, after saying that, I hope this looks alright...

Andyway, the point of this post is to use up posts until we get past our ten. what was the other thing tano said? something about spinning around?
Okay, I'm tired of closing my eyes. signing off! bye bye...

**crickhollow** · 03-27-2002, 09:16 PM

ps. Kyote, where can I get ahold of an anti-bapping cap and a can of popcorn repellant? I assume it comes in a can... Is it aerosol spray? that's rather bad for the environment, you know. Can you get it in a pump bottle instead? How long does it take to dry? Wouldn't a plastic poncho wbe easier?

Although maybe not as stylish...

Tanoliel · 03-27-2002, 09:21 PM

ideclaire no limericks until you call off your ban so there
and yes crick it weas about spimning aaround
and thepoint of cakvinball is to akways change the rules, so i'm changing them now:
If you stand up and spin around once before posting, Kyote's rule about closed eyes has no effect on you. You are now in the Tano zone and must worship Tano for thirteen seconds, or else the spin spell has no effect on YOU. Hah.

-tano

BeardofPants · 03-27-2002, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pailan

Humm... yeah, it's worth the effort.

Was your wife standing behind you prodding you, when you said that?

BeardofPants · 03-27-2002, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyote Fields
Since men, most often, only look at women, women have enhanced thier looks so that we will notice them more. If men had heightened senses of hearing women would be cramming to take voice lessons or music lessons. If men had lofty thoughts, women would be taking courses on intellectual conversation rather then going to Jenny Craig and getting liposuction and getting boob jobs and wearing slinky dresses. ect ect. As it is women know that all it takes to get our attention is a short skirt and a big rack.

Sad but true.

Actually, everyone knows that women do this to compete with other women!

(... and I'm female, so I should know!

)

BeardofPants · 03-27-2002, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nibs
Okay, update on what this man wants...

A private space shuttle
A trained pet penguin
Financial security
World peace
Abolishment of ignorance

Good luck on the last two, eh?

How cruel on the penguin, Nibs!

Nibs · 03-28-2002, 01:47 AM

What? I wouldn't have it be an attack penguin or anything... although that would be entertaining. Imagine a penguin trying to be fierce while waddling towards you.

BeardofPants · 03-28-2002, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nibs
What? I wouldn't have it be an attack penguin or anything... although that would be entertaining. Imagine a penguin trying to be fierce while waddling towards you.

Oh, the insanity!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-28-2002, 02:23 AM

Xivigg, we should probably have this fight now, and get it over with.

Well, I decided a fight is no fun if it isn't fair, so you don't get to fight a vampire, just an elf. (Just. Hah.) That way nobody can be destroyed by the sun, nor can anyone use super-human strength when the other person can't. Just so's it's fair. As long as your blessed sword doesn't help you win against someone who can be killed normally, that is.

Everybody who had professed a wish for my sword: Forget it. You can't have it, even if I die. So stop trying to take it! *staffbaps Arathorn* Wake up! The fight is beginning!

No, Crickhollow, I did not type that with one hand. Nor shall I sing the 'I am very sorry' song. Too bad, eh?

*Raises sword and bows to opponent.*

BeardofPants · 03-28-2002, 02:29 AM

Well, I'd sing, but I have a long history of killing people with my vocal cords... *puts on protective head gear* ... Hey! I can smell someone smoking dope... !

Xivigg · 03-28-2002, 07:36 AM

thing's are getting out of hand here

if you're an elf i can be an elf to.... poor you my elf is almost more powerfull than my vampire lolll (ahhh gaming joy)

*draw a second sword and start the fight using the first sword in an attack aimed at the head and the second sword aim the knew few second after. Quickly followed by two quick thrust then take few step back.*

Arathorn · 03-28-2002, 09:07 AM

I'm finally awake after my 20 hr nap! Hoom Hroom!
*sees stars and popcorn whirling 'roun head as EG staffbaps him #%^$^$#^* Ooh! Stars!Zzzzzzzz

Kyote Fields · 03-28-2002, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crickhollow
ps. Kyote, where can I get ahold of an anti-bapping cap and a can of popcorn repellant? I assume it comes in a can... Is it aerosol spray? that's rather bad for the environment, you know. Can you get it in a pump bottle instead? How long does it take to dry? Wouldn't a plastic poncho wbe easier?

Although maybe not as stylish...

It's kind of a spread like a lotion - and for you it can smell all girly!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-28-2002, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xivigg
if you're an elf i can be an elf to.... poor you my elf is almost more powerfull than my vampire lolll (ahhh gaming joy)

*draw a second sword and start the fight using the first sword in an attack aimed at the head and the second sword aim the knew few second after. Quickly followed by two quick thrust then take few step back.*

Don't get overconfident. . .my elf is pretty powerful. . .

*block. block. step back, draws a second sword (well, it's got to be a fair fight!) and goes for head with first sword and stabs with second*

**crickhollow** · 03-28-2002, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyote Fields

It's kind of a spread like a lotion - and for you it can smell all girly!

lol Better and better! Or, should I say, curiouser and curiouser. I'm surprised I haven't seen it at the mall...

Xivigg · 03-28-2002, 09:01 PM

well i'm not overconfident... my elf killed 3 troll in less than a minutes (my favorite character i've played for 12 years

)

*dodge, bloc, step sideway then in ew step get behind his adversary.... bow "you're good..." then start a series of 7 quick seamingly random hit, aiming nowere in particular, then take few step back again *

03-27-2002, 07:33 PM	#241
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	you are evil i declare everyibe gas ti stabd yo abd soub ibce abd tgeb tge eytes ckised vab u iff ps. if anyone fogures out what that said i;ll give themn a cookiw __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-27-2002, 07:51 PM	#242
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	You're typing the letter to the left of the normal one, intermittently. I think. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-27-2002, 08:18 PM	#243
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	i declare everyine has ti stand up and spin aroind once and the cloased eye ban is ofdf does that maje nire sebse? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-27-2002, 08:37 PM	#244
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	You can't fall mi delerasion offf@@@ - Woo Im dizy - I decere tat Tano has to rite a lymerick about pomegranites. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-27-2002, 09:16 PM	#246
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	ps. Kyote, where can I get ahold of an anti-bapping cap and a can of popcorn repellant? I assume it comes in a can... Is it aerosol spray? that's rather bad for the environment, you know. Can you get it in a pump bottle instead? How long does it take to dry? Wouldn't a plastic poncho wbe easier? Although maybe not as stylish... __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-27-2002, 09:21 PM	#247
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	ideclaire no limericks until you call off your ban so there and yes crick it weas about spimning aaround and thepoint of cakvinball is to akways change the rules, so i'm changing them now: If you stand up and spin around once before posting, Kyote's rule about closed eyes has no effect on you. You are now in the Tano zone and must worship Tano for thirteen seconds, or else the spin spell has no effect on YOU. Hah. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-28-2002, 01:47 AM	#251
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	What? I wouldn't have it be an attack penguin or anything... although that would be entertaining. Imagine a penguin trying to be fierce while waddling towards you. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-28-2002, 02:23 AM	#253
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Xivigg, we should probably have this fight now, and get it over with. Well, I decided a fight is no fun if it isn't fair, so you don't get to fight a vampire, just an elf. (Just. Hah.) That way nobody can be destroyed by the sun, nor can anyone use super-human strength when the other person can't. Just so's it's fair. As long as your blessed sword doesn't help you win against someone who can be killed normally, that is. Everybody who had professed a wish for my sword: Forget it. You can't have it, even if I die. So stop trying to take it! staffbaps Arathorn Wake up! The fight is beginning! No, Crickhollow, I did not type that with one hand. Nor shall I sing the 'I am very sorry' song. Too bad, eh? Raises sword and bows to opponent. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-28-2002, 02:29 AM	#254
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, I'd sing, but I have a long history of killing people with my vocal cords... puts on protective head gear ... Hey! I can smell someone smoking dope... ! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

03-28-2002, 07:36 AM	#255
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	thing's are getting out of hand here if you're an elf i can be an elf to.... poor you my elf is almost more powerfull than my vampire lolll (ahhh gaming joy) draw a second sword and start the fight using the first sword in an attack aimed at the head and the second sword aim the knew few second after. Quickly followed by two quick thrust then take few step back. __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-28-2002, 09:07 AM	#256
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I'm finally awake after my 20 hr nap! Hoom Hroom! sees stars and popcorn whirling 'roun head as EG staffbaps him #%^$^$#^ Ooh! Stars!Zzzzzzzz __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-28-2002, 09:01 PM	#260
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	well i'm not overconfident... my elf killed 3 troll in less than a minutes (my favorite character i've played for 12 years ) dodge, bloc, step sideway then in ew step get behind his adversary.... bow "you're good..." then start a series of 7 quick seamingly random hit, aiming nowere in particular, then take few step back again __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.