09-01-2002, 08:00 PM | #241 |
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Aragorn: Elrond can i marry your daughter?
Elrond: NO! A: (whiney voice) why? E: Because you have to do all this stuff that will probally kill you. A: How long will that take? E: Until that idiot wizard figures that the hobbits ring is That ring. A: Just tell him now. E: No i want to make you wait A: Your no fun *stomps off and lives with the other rangers*
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09-02-2002, 03:10 PM | #242 |
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lol
(this may be scary for those with a love of hobbities and elves)
Hobbits;oumpa loumpa doumpaty doo!!! Elves: We work for the CIA (clause,international, agincy)Santa clause we mean.
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09-02-2002, 03:27 PM | #243 |
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okey
THIS IS FOR A JERK WHO CORRECTED ME ABOUT MY SPELLIN!
PIPPIN) what is that? MERRY) THIS MY FRIEND IS A PINT. PIPPIN) now merry i dont think thats good for you! ANY WAY AM I IN SCHOOL I DONT THINK SOOOOOOOOOOO! |
09-02-2002, 03:34 PM | #244 |
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Re: okey
[QUOTE]Originally posted by entss89
[B]THIS IS FOR A JERK WHO CORRECTED ME ABOUT MY SPELLIN! Don't call Brokehorn a jerk! Just becuase they wanted to correct you. Now you know how to spell it so now you have no reason to misspell it again.
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09-03-2002, 05:06 AM | #245 |
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Yasses, Entss89 is it too much to ask to spell correctly? It's the name of a mayor character after all. I admit typing Peppin a lot myself instead of Pippin due to the translation I read but this isn't worth getting excited for.
Merry: I'm getting hungry, how about a second breakfast? Pippin: No thanks, I'm on a diet.
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09-03-2002, 05:35 AM | #246 | |
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Re: okey
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Re: okey
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question if ur in school aren't you suposed to think?
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09-03-2002, 02:13 PM | #248 |
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Sween and ArwenEvenstar, insulting other members is not tolerated by me and the rest of the Entmoot staff.
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09-03-2002, 05:23 PM | #249 |
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Gandalf: Fall, you fools!
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09-03-2002, 05:27 PM | #250 |
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Pippin: Don Gamgee, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your house on the day of your daughter's wedding, and I hope her first child will be a masculine child.
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09-03-2002, 11:49 PM | #253 |
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Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though-
Elrond: Zip it halfling! Of course you're going! No one else is foolish eno.....Ummm, I mean uh, if I have heard aright all that has been said, this task is appointed to you....
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09-04-2002, 05:51 AM | #254 |
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Hoom, don't be hasty...
Everyone, calm down! No need to be hasty... Here, virtual smarties all round! () () () () () *hugs everyone* There, feeling better?
And, just so this post's not off-topic: Aragorn: *blows bubbles in ale* Heehee heee!!! All hobbits: *stare* Ooooooookaaaaay... Lanelf
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Thats good!!!! Legolas: hey look I made a foot print in the snow! What a tic how did I do that???
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09-28-2002, 01:15 PM | #257 |
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gandalf to hobbits: i'm high offa ur lovely weed
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09-30-2002, 09:00 PM | #258 |
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Frodo: *shouting* I AM FRODO BAGGINS AND I.HAVE.THE RING! I'M A FEW MILES AWAY FROM THE CRACK OF DOOM!
Sauron: Flowers and kittens and love! Oh my! Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror? Frodo: No, because you smell and you're ugly and you're voice is like a sword against stone! Gimli: YEAH!!!!
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09-30-2002, 09:39 PM | #259 |
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LOL!
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10-01-2002, 12:46 AM | #260 |
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LOL!!!! Lanelf, that is hilarious! I can just imagine Sam staring, then pulling Frodo a little farther away from Strider!
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