The Pants Game - Page 13

Lollypopgurl · 12-16-2002, 06:43 PM

"What have you got there?" Frodo cried. "Can it be-?"

"Yes, I have brought your two treasures. they were found on Sam when you were rescued; the Lady Galadriel's gifts: your glass, Frodo; and your pants, Sam. You will be glad to have these safe again."

Heheh

Agburanar · 12-17-2002, 06:06 AM

Gollum: Maybe pants can help!

WallRocker · 12-17-2002, 10:19 AM

Probably been done already:

Three pants for the elven kings under the sky
Pants for the dwarf lords in their halls of pants
Pants for Mortal men doomed to Pants
Pants for the dark lord in his dark pants
In the landd of Mordor where the pants lie
One pants to rule all pants
One pants to find them
One pants to bring all pants
and in the pantsness, bind them

BTW, this should be the 20000th post in this forum

Agburanar · 12-18-2002, 05:03 AM

The pants are abroad again! They have crossed the river secretly...

Coney · 12-18-2002, 11:39 AM

Legolas:He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, you owe him your aliegance.

Aragorn: Pants down Legolas

Probably been done before tho'

Blackboar · 12-21-2002, 01:42 PM

LOL!!
I can't think of any more good ones

Arathorn · 12-21-2002, 01:51 PM

Frodo: You're Pantless!
Gandalf: A wizard is never without garments. He wears precisely what he needs to!

Taurwen · 12-22-2002, 11:09 AM

"There was a tearing creak and the other pants split open, and out of it Pippin sprang, as if he had been kicked."

"'Pants!' said Haldir. 'That is not well. We have not had dealings with the Pants since the Dark Days. They are not permitted in our land.'"

"You have no need of your pants," said Haldir.

"And there is the Pants of the High Elves!" said Legolas.

Oo, this is fun. I'll think of more later.

Finglas · 12-22-2002, 04:46 PM

Now draw up the ladder, if you can Mr. Frodo; and dont let it down till you hear me call the password. pants I'll call. What the Elves say. No orc would say that.

'Who will laugh, I wonder?', said Gandalf, shaking his pants.

Pants yesterday, pants today, and blimey, if it dont look like pants again tomorrer.

Here I must bid you lay aside your pants before you enter.

We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can't think what anybody sees in them.

Elf Girl · 12-23-2002, 10:32 AM

Sing, all ye people in the Tower of Pants!

Meriadoc · 12-23-2002, 02:24 PM

The Fellowship of the Pants - The two Pants - The Return of thePants - probably already said.

Agburanar · 12-23-2002, 04:20 PM

I am the Pants of Sauron!

Taurwen · 12-27-2002, 11:52 PM

I thought of more, and I want this thread to keep on going. These might've been said:

Gandalf:"Samwise Gamgee! have you been pantsdropping?"
Sam:"No sir, I ain't been dropping not pants, if you follow me."

"Sauron will find the One Ring, and pants the one who bears it."

Arathorn · 12-28-2002, 12:42 AM

Treebeard: "I am not altogether in anybody's pants, because nobody is altogether in my pants."

diannah · 12-28-2002, 04:02 PM

I at least found this a little funny. Its the P.S and P.P.S. in Gandalf's note to Frodo that Barliman Butterbur delivered late. Here goes:

P.S. Do NOT pants it again, not for any reason whatsoever! Do not pants by night!
PPS. Make sure that you do not pants the real Strider*, though. There are many strange men on the pants*. His true name is Arapants.

*In a moment of weakness, for the thrills of pantsing someone

*We just love pants so much that we have renamed pipe-weed after it

Yes, yes I know that I mutilated this quote terribly. Bear with me because I hope you see the humor in it.

Adrian Baggins · 12-29-2002, 04:51 PM

just out of curiosity has this been done?
Frodo of the 9 pants and the ring of doom

The Fellowship of the Ring chapters

1. A Long-expected Pant
2. The Shadow of the Pants
3. Three is Pants
4. A Short Cut to Pants
5. A Conspiracy Unpantsed
6. The Old Pants
7. In the Pants of Tom Bombadil
8. Pants on the Barrow-downs
9. At the Pants of the Prancing Pony
10. Panter
11. A Knife In the Pants
12. Flight to the Pants
13. Many Pantings
14. The Pants of Elrond
15. The Pants Go South
16. A Journey in the Pants
17. The Pants of Khazad-dum
18. LothPants
19. The Pants of Galadriel
20. Farewell to Pants
21. The Great Pants
22. The Breaking of the Pants

Sam: If I hear "not allowed" any oftener I'm going to get pants.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-29-2002, 05:14 PM

LOL everyone! I'm going to try to live up to your pants...

Sam - I'll tell you what Gollum, when we get out of this, I'll make you some nice fish and pants.

Gollum - You spoil the fish by pantsing it, and keep your nasssty pants!

Iron McFist · 12-29-2002, 06:14 PM

Gimli: Argh.. what's happening out there?
Legolas: Would you like me to describe it to you.. or just get you some pants?

Also...
Where now the horse and its pants? Where are the pants that were blowing?
And so on and so on.

Beleg Strongbow · 01-07-2003, 09:29 AM

This is my personal favorite.
The voice of Gandalf, to Frodo, on Amon Hen, in the book:FOOL! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE OFF THE PANTS!

The movie Gandalf: Tell me, friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon pants for madness?

The movie Gandalf: What we must decide is what to do with the pants that are given to us.

Frodo: The pants are getting heavier, Sam...
Sam: I made a pants, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: I don't suppose we'll ever pants them again.

The movie Gandalf, In The Two Towers: The Grey Pilgrim, they called me... For 300 lives of men I wandered the earth, and now I have no pants.

Beleg Strongbow · 01-07-2003, 09:31 AM

Will you look into the Pants of Galadriel?... I know what it is you saw... for it is in my mind as well.

12-16-2002, 06:43 PM	#241
Lollypopgurl Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 222	"What have you got there?" Frodo cried. "Can it be-?" "Yes, I have brought your two treasures. they were found on Sam when you were rescued; the Lady Galadriel's gifts: your glass, Frodo; and your pants, Sam. You will be glad to have these safe again." Heheh __________________ a violinist...

12-17-2002, 06:06 AM	#242
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Gollum: Maybe pants can help! __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

12-17-2002, 10:19 AM	#243
WallRocker Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: At the computer... Posts: 376	Probably been done already: Three pants for the elven kings under the sky Pants for the dwarf lords in their halls of pants Pants for Mortal men doomed to Pants Pants for the dark lord in his dark pants In the landd of Mordor where the pants lie One pants to rule all pants One pants to find them One pants to bring all pants and in the pantsness, bind them BTW, this should be the 20000th post in this forum __________________ Do one thing every day that scares you ~Anonymous~ <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><<>< <>< <>< <>< I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America And to the Republic for which it stands One nation UNDER GOD with liberty and justice for all

12-18-2002, 05:03 AM	#244
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	The pants are abroad again! They have crossed the river secretly... __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

12-18-2002, 11:39 AM	#245
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	One from the movie Legolas:He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, you owe him your aliegance. Aragorn: Pants down Legolas Probably been done before tho' __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

12-21-2002, 01:42 PM	#246
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	LOL!! I can't think of any more good ones

12-21-2002, 01:51 PM	#247
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Frodo: You're Pantless! Gandalf: A wizard is never without garments. He wears precisely what he needs to! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-22-2002, 11:09 AM	#248
Taurwen Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York Posts: 20	"There was a tearing creak and the other pants split open, and out of it Pippin sprang, as if he had been kicked." "'Pants!' said Haldir. 'That is not well. We have not had dealings with the Pants since the Dark Days. They are not permitted in our land.'" "You have no need of your pants," said Haldir. "And there is the Pants of the High Elves!" said Legolas. Oo, this is fun. I'll think of more later. __________________ Long was the way that fate them bore, O're stony mountains cold and grey, Through halls of iron and darkling door, And woods of nightshade morrowless. The Sudering Seas between them lay, and yet at last they met once more, And long ago they passed away In the forest singing sorrowless.

12-22-2002, 04:46 PM	#249
Finglas Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: here, there, everywhere Posts: 88	Now draw up the ladder, if you can Mr. Frodo; and dont let it down till you hear me call the password. pants I'll call. What the Elves say. No orc would say that. 'Who will laugh, I wonder?', said Gandalf, shaking his pants. Pants yesterday, pants today, and blimey, if it dont look like pants again tomorrer. Here I must bid you lay aside your pants before you enter. We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can't think what anybody sees in them. __________________ If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

12-23-2002, 10:32 AM	#250
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Sing, all ye people in the Tower of Pants! __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

12-23-2002, 02:24 PM	#251
Meriadoc Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Rían's house! Posts: 19	The Fellowship of the Pants - The two Pants - The Return of thePants - probably already said.

12-23-2002, 04:20 PM	#252
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	I am the Pants of Sauron! __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

12-27-2002, 11:52 PM	#253
Taurwen Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York Posts: 20	I thought of more, and I want this thread to keep on going. These might've been said: Gandalf:"Samwise Gamgee! have you been pantsdropping?" Sam:"No sir, I ain't been dropping not pants, if you follow me." "Sauron will find the One Ring, and pants the one who bears it." __________________ Long was the way that fate them bore, O're stony mountains cold and grey, Through halls of iron and darkling door, And woods of nightshade morrowless. The Sudering Seas between them lay, and yet at last they met once more, And long ago they passed away In the forest singing sorrowless.

12-28-2002, 12:42 AM	#254
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Treebeard: "I am not altogether in anybody's pants, because nobody is altogether in my pants." __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

12-28-2002, 04:02 PM	#255
diannah Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: bethel, ME Posts: 43	I at least found this a little funny. Its the P.S and P.P.S. in Gandalf's note to Frodo that Barliman Butterbur delivered late. Here goes: P.S. Do NOT pants it again, not for any reason whatsoever! Do not pants by night! PPS. Make sure that you do not pants the real Strider, though. There are many strange men on the pants. His true name is Arapants. In a moment of weakness, for the thrills of pantsing someone We just love pants so much that we have renamed pipe-weed after it Yes, yes I know that I mutilated this quote terribly. Bear with me because I hope you see the humor in it.

12-29-2002, 04:51 PM	#256
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	just out of curiosity has this been done? Frodo of the 9 pants and the ring of doom The Fellowship of the Ring chapters 1. A Long-expected Pant 2. The Shadow of the Pants 3. Three is Pants 4. A Short Cut to Pants 5. A Conspiracy Unpantsed 6. The Old Pants 7. In the Pants of Tom Bombadil 8. Pants on the Barrow-downs 9. At the Pants of the Prancing Pony 10. Panter 11. A Knife In the Pants 12. Flight to the Pants 13. Many Pantings 14. The Pants of Elrond 15. The Pants Go South 16. A Journey in the Pants 17. The Pants of Khazad-dum 18. LothPants 19. The Pants of Galadriel 20. Farewell to Pants 21. The Great Pants 22. The Breaking of the Pants Sam: If I hear "not allowed" any oftener I'm going to get pants. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

12-29-2002, 06:14 PM	#258
Iron McFist Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Calif., USA Posts: 37	Gimli: Argh.. what's happening out there? Legolas: Would you like me to describe it to you.. or just get you some pants? Also... Where now the horse and its pants? Where are the pants that were blowing? And so on and so on. __________________ "I find it pretty lame to have one of your own quotes as your signature" - Iron McFist Last edited by Iron McFist : 12-29-2002 at 06:19 PM.

01-07-2003, 09:29 AM	#259
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	This is my personal favorite. The voice of Gandalf, to Frodo, on Amon Hen, in the book:FOOL! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE OFF THE PANTS! The movie Gandalf: Tell me, friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon pants for madness? The movie Gandalf: What we must decide is what to do with the pants that are given to us. Frodo: The pants are getting heavier, Sam... Sam: I made a pants, Mr. Frodo. Frodo: I don't suppose we'll ever pants them again. The movie Gandalf, In The Two Towers: The Grey Pilgrim, they called me... For 300 lives of men I wandered the earth, and now I have no pants. __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

01-07-2003, 09:31 AM	#260
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Will you look into the Pants of Galadriel?... I know what it is you saw... for it is in my mind as well. __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

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