Men of the Silmarillion

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Artanis
Beleg is.....best skilled with his weapon.

Which weapon is this? Forgive me, the details have slipped my mind.

[BeardofPants]

Nah, Melkor wasn't the gay one, it was finrod.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Khamûl
Beren because he's the only man in the Silmarillion to marry the most beautiful elf in Middle Earth and beyond.

Then again, this is fantasy we're talking about. Therefore, Luthien was attracted to Beren's personality. Therefore, Beren was overweight and unsymmetrical.

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Andúril
Okay, I see. So you're a closet voyeur. You get turned on by the fact that:...and you like to watch. Got it.

You don't know the half of it! I appreciate a man's mind. Very much. Yes.

Weren't they all gay in the Sil? That's why Feanor left Valinor -- he and Melkor had a lover's tiff, didn't they?

[BeardofPants]

Yeah, it was over the size of the rock in the engagement ring.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by RÃ*an
I like.....the strong, mysterious type

But am I?

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Andúril
Therefore, Beren was overweight and unsymmetrical.

Yeah, one hand'll do that.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by cassiopeia
You don't know the half of it! I appreciate a man's mind. Very much. Yes.

You, er, "appreciate" a man's "mind".

By the way, there's this little thing called a webcam, and another little thing called MSN. These little things can help with your voyeuristic tendencies.

[cassiopeia]

Originally posted by Andúril
You, er, "appreciate" a man's "mind".

By the way, there's this little thing called a webcam, and another little thing called MSN. These little things can help with your voyeuristic tendencies.

Yes, I do. You may remove those quotation marks, thank you.

Don't worry, I know how to find the web's many pleasures.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Ruinel
These 2 Legolases... Legolasae... Legolasi?

Pansy boys.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by cassiopeia
Don't worry, I know how to find the web's many pleasures.

Ah, we have something in common! This could be the beginning of a fruitful relationship.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Artanis
It'll be sharing between friends then.

Threesomes never work out. Highly entertaining (especially for the dude in the middle), but not ideal for long-term relationships.

[Artanis]

Originally posted by Andúril
Which weapon is this? Forgive me, the details have slipped my mind.

The one he shoots with.

Threesomes never work out. Highly entertaining (especially for the dude in the middle), but not ideal for long-term relationships.

Hehe, but who is talking about long-term relationships? After all, Artanis is married.

Ho, this sort of talk makes me want to abandon Beleg for a while, in favour of Fëanor's 7.
Yes, ALL of them.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
There's just no accounting for some people's taste

Actually, I think one's diet is very important in that regard. Pineapple is the key.

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Artanis
The one he shoots with. Hehe, but who is talking about long-term relationships? After all, Artanis is married.

Ho, this sort of talk makes me want to abandon Beleg for a while, in favour of Fëanor's 7.
Yes, ALL of them.

Dirty norwegian.

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Artanis
The one he shoots with.

I find it interesting that you speak of a shooting weapon, and immediately afterwards, stick your tongue out.

I'm glad I came back to Entmoot.

Ho...me....in favour of Fëanor's 7.
Yes, ALL of them.

Let's see. Cassiopeia is a rampant voyeur, and Artanis is into buk..... nevermind.

Why did I ever leave Entmoot?

[Artanis]

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Dirty norwegian.

No, just the pleasure of being able to do several things at the same time.

Originally posted by Andúril
I find it interesting that you speak of a shooting weapon, and immediately afterwards, stick your tongue out.

Let's see. Cassiopeia is a rampant voyeur, and Artanis is into buk..... nevermind.

Now I believe we've moved over to your fantasies.

Oh, did someone say 'diet'?

[Andúril]

Originally posted by RÃ*an
*wonders if Elven men wear boxers or briefs*

Do Elves even have all the bits and pieces that Humans have?

[Andúril]

Originally posted by Artanis
No, just the pleasure of being able to do several things at the same time. Now I believe we've moved over to your fantasies.

You may be able to fool others here into believing that, but I know better. I'm just glad that I found out now, rather than later.

Oh, did someone say 'diet'?

See what I mean!? You're almost as bad as Lizra!

[Artanis]

Originally posted by Andúril
Do Elves even have all the bits and pieces that Humans have?

Trust me, they have.

Originally posted by Andúril
You're almost as bad as Lizra!

Me, bad? I'm just following my instincts.