Teacup Cafe - Part VI

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Trolls' bane here is the resident Starwars nut, and he is refereing to the Starwars threads and forums.

Actually, I was also referring to LotR as well. "And their SW counterparts."
*decides to eat another rose before getting in the pool: not enough to make one sick*

[Lotesse]

Originally Posted by Old toby's wicked weed

Would the resident entmoot reverend / Vicar approve of that, do you think?

he seems very worried about female nudity as it is.

It's all a ruse; don't let Justin fool ya! Obseesed, probably more like, not worried. Anyway, approve, schmaprove; there's no bosses around here except the mod or mods on duty, and they won't mind, as long as we don't start talking graphic about verboten sexy bodyparts or anything, since it's a PG forum.

[katya]

I thought it was PG-13?

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

It's all a ruse; don't let Justin fool ya! Obseesed, probably more like, not worried. Anyway, approve, schmaprove; there's no bosses around here except the mod or mods on duty, and they won't mind, as long as we don't start talking graphic about verboten sexy bodyparts or anything, since it's a PG forum.

Of course it is! I don't need clothes because I've decided that I will be invisible! A mere quantum fluctuation is all!

[katya]

Wow, I never thought of what it would be like swimming invisible. I wonder what it would look like to the people watching.

*changes into the swimsuit she forgot to take to Japan, and won`t have for the upcoming trip to Okinawa*

[Lotesse]

Yeah Katya, I guess you're right. Hey, what's the difference between PG-13 and PG, anyway? Inquiring mind wants to know. *hands Katya a fresh-squeezed lemonade with mint sprig from big pitcher of lemonade. sets pitcher down for anyone to help themselves.

Hey TB, does that health inspector need lead shoes? Or concrete socks, perhaps?

[Old toby's wicked weed]

and the health inspector?

The vicar is oK to be gay if he wants to be - it is his choice. i was just confused. but anyway since you are a lady, he probably then isnt anyways - unless the vicar is a lady vicar?

Thankyou Lotesse and Last sane person ,(boy thats long - is it ok to call you Shah?)

[katya]

Ah thank you Lotesse darling. [/affected movie star tone]

And Old Toby, hello and welcome!

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

more vodka? we got any left?

[Lotesse]

Are you kiddin'? Now we get cases of premium vodka delivered daily, just to keep up with you Chrys. You & me - you with your entire bottle-per-day propensity, and me with my daily martini. Here, *hands Chrys a bottle of chilled Belvedere*

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

lovely - i'll be needin a couple more bottles before the nights out, i can tell you, trying to work up the courage to dump the other half

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Yeah Katya, I guess you're right. Hey, what's the difference between PG-13 and PG, anyway? Inquiring mind wants to know. *hands Katya a fresh-squeezed lemonade with mint sprig from big pitcher of lemonade. sets pitcher down for anyone to help themselves.

Hey TB, does that health inspector need lead shoes? Or concrete socks, perhaps?

Of course he does! *takes oar from his rowboat used because of the sheer size of the pool and knocks the health inspector out cold again*
There! That mighta caused a concussion! Where're those lead shoes?
I dunno. My parents never ahd any trouble with me watching PG-13 things from as far as I could remember, and I remember I was like seven when I first watched an R-rated movie (my spy phase--I watched True Lies--, then my vigelante phase, I watched Rumble in the Bronx).

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Are you kiddin'? Now we get cases of premium vodka delivered daily, just to keep up with you Chrys. You & me - you with your entire bottle-per-day propensity, and me with my daily martini. Here, *hands Chrys a bottle of chilled Belvedere*

AAAAAAA!!!! Cross posting!
Use my new replicators! I have here...*holds up gigantic box full of floppy discs*...the latest molecular structures for every imagineable food/beverage/object.

[Lotesse]

Man, this place is packed today! *Lotsy slips off to the VIP dressing room back by the bedroom, to take quick shower and change into favourite two-piece baby-blue bikini with little daisy flowers on it. Comes back and makes beeline for pool; cannonballs. Claire follows clumsily, and plops into pool after. Hilarity ensues*


Toby? FYI Claire is my Teacup chocolate labrador puppy.

[katya]

Heehee. I remember those days, TB. Now I`m old enough to watch whatever I want regardless of what my parents say. But I still remember bragging about watching R-rated movies. And explaining that no, my mom didn`t mind.

And Chrys, good luck! I hope everything works out well. Care for some courage cookies?

*Floats around on a blow up pool couch thing, glancing occasionally at the health inspector with scorn*

[Last Child of Ungoliant]

well, i finally managed to dye my hair today - excellenti

[katya]

What colour? I was laughing at one of my friends the other day and he said the funniest thing. "Kinpatsu no kuse ni..." which basically meant I had no business laughing at him since I was blonde (because this is Japan and in high school only juvenile delinquents have dyed hair). I`m not blonde though.

EDIT: ! I`m like 5 minutes late leaving for school. ^^; Bye everyone! Have a fun party!!!

[Old toby's wicked weed]

ah!

i think i am working it out - and mr trolls bane is obviously the Entmoot head Chef - yes?

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by katya

Heehee. I remember those days, TB. Now I`m old enough to watch whatever I want regardless of what my parents say. But I still remember bragging about watching R-rated movies. And explaining that no, my mom didn`t mind.

And Chrys, good luck! I hope everything works out well. Care for some courage cookies?

*Floats around on a blow up pool couch thing, glancing occasionally at the health inspector with scorn*

Yep, those were the good old days! *rows rowboat out deeper into the pool, which is more like a lake, in fact, thinks that it sould be demolished and replaced with a big lake instantly--a skybar overlooking a lake=bliss**takes out fishing pole and changes into fishing attire**boat gets hit by meteorite*
The reason for that last action was because I read a webpage yesterday cataloguing incidences where meteorites hit objects, people, or animals. In Inodnesia, I beleive it was, it said several meteorites hit a fisherman on his boat. I can jsut imagine the hilarity of an omiscient watching.

[Lotesse]

Rian's famous metaphorical food works perfect, huh! Courage Cookies is ideal - good luck, Chrys, with the dump-project. That kind of thing is SO damn hard to do. More vodka might help. (says the queen of mischief and poor advice! )