12-16-2002, 06:43 PM | #241 |
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"What have you got there?" Frodo cried. "Can it be-?"
"Yes, I have brought your two treasures. they were found on Sam when you were rescued; the Lady Galadriel's gifts: your glass, Frodo; and your pants, Sam. You will be glad to have these safe again." Heheh
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12-17-2002, 06:06 AM | #242 |
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Gollum: Maybe pants can help!
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12-17-2002, 10:19 AM | #243 |
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Probably been done already:
Three pants for the elven kings under the sky Pants for the dwarf lords in their halls of pants Pants for Mortal men doomed to Pants Pants for the dark lord in his dark pants In the landd of Mordor where the pants lie One pants to rule all pants One pants to find them One pants to bring all pants and in the pantsness, bind them BTW, this should be the 20000th post in this forum
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12-18-2002, 05:03 AM | #244 |
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The pants are abroad again! They have crossed the river secretly...
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12-18-2002, 11:39 AM | #245 |
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One from the movie
Legolas:He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, you owe him your aliegance.
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12-21-2002, 01:42 PM | #246 |
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LOL!!
I can't think of any more good ones |
12-21-2002, 01:51 PM | #247 |
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Frodo: You're Pantless!
Gandalf: A wizard is never without garments. He wears precisely what he needs to!
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12-22-2002, 11:09 AM | #248 |
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"There was a tearing creak and the other pants split open, and out of it Pippin sprang, as if he had been kicked."
"'Pants!' said Haldir. 'That is not well. We have not had dealings with the Pants since the Dark Days. They are not permitted in our land.'" "You have no need of your pants," said Haldir. "And there is the Pants of the High Elves!" said Legolas. Oo, this is fun. I'll think of more later.
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12-22-2002, 04:46 PM | #249 |
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Now draw up the ladder, if you can Mr. Frodo; and dont let it down till you hear me call the password. pants I'll call. What the Elves say. No orc would say that.
'Who will laugh, I wonder?', said Gandalf, shaking his pants. Pants yesterday, pants today, and blimey, if it dont look like pants again tomorrer. Here I must bid you lay aside your pants before you enter. We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can't think what anybody sees in them.
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12-23-2002, 10:32 AM | #250 |
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Sing, all ye people in the Tower of Pants!
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12-23-2002, 02:24 PM | #251 |
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The Fellowship of the Pants - The two Pants - The Return of thePants - probably already said.
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12-23-2002, 04:20 PM | #252 |
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I am the Pants of Sauron!
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12-27-2002, 11:52 PM | #253 |
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I thought of more, and I want this thread to keep on going. These might've been said:
Gandalf:"Samwise Gamgee! have you been pantsdropping?" Sam:"No sir, I ain't been dropping not pants, if you follow me." "Sauron will find the One Ring, and pants the one who bears it."
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12-28-2002, 12:42 AM | #254 |
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Treebeard: "I am not altogether in anybody's pants, because nobody is altogether in my pants."
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12-28-2002, 04:02 PM | #255 |
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I at least found this a little funny. Its the P.S and P.P.S. in Gandalf's note to Frodo that Barliman Butterbur delivered late. Here goes:
P.S. Do NOT pants it again, not for any reason whatsoever! Do not pants by night! PPS. Make sure that you do not pants the real Strider*, though. There are many strange men on the pants*. His true name is Arapants. *In a moment of weakness, for the thrills of pantsing someone *We just love pants so much that we have renamed pipe-weed after it Yes, yes I know that I mutilated this quote terribly. Bear with me because I hope you see the humor in it. |
12-29-2002, 04:51 PM | #256 |
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just out of curiosity has this been done?
Frodo of the 9 pants and the ring of doom The Fellowship of the Ring chapters 1. A Long-expected Pant 2. The Shadow of the Pants 3. Three is Pants 4. A Short Cut to Pants 5. A Conspiracy Unpantsed 6. The Old Pants 7. In the Pants of Tom Bombadil 8. Pants on the Barrow-downs 9. At the Pants of the Prancing Pony 10. Panter 11. A Knife In the Pants 12. Flight to the Pants 13. Many Pantings 14. The Pants of Elrond 15. The Pants Go South 16. A Journey in the Pants 17. The Pants of Khazad-dum 18. LothPants 19. The Pants of Galadriel 20. Farewell to Pants 21. The Great Pants 22. The Breaking of the Pants Sam: If I hear "not allowed" any oftener I'm going to get pants.
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LOL everyone! I'm going to try to live up to your pants...
Sam - I'll tell you what Gollum, when we get out of this, I'll make you some nice fish and pants. Gollum - You spoil the fish by pantsing it, and keep your nasssty pants!
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12-29-2002, 06:14 PM | #258 |
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Gimli: Argh.. what's happening out there?
Legolas: Would you like me to describe it to you.. or just get you some pants? Also... Where now the horse and its pants? Where are the pants that were blowing? And so on and so on.
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01-07-2003, 09:29 AM | #259 |
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This is my personal favorite.
The voice of Gandalf, to Frodo, on Amon Hen, in the book:FOOL! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE OFF THE PANTS! The movie Gandalf: Tell me, friend... When did Saruman the Wise abandon pants for madness? The movie Gandalf: What we must decide is what to do with the pants that are given to us. Frodo: The pants are getting heavier, Sam... Sam: I made a pants, Mr. Frodo. Frodo: I don't suppose we'll ever pants them again. The movie Gandalf, In The Two Towers: The Grey Pilgrim, they called me... For 300 lives of men I wandered the earth, and now I have no pants.
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01-07-2003, 09:31 AM | #260 |
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Will you look into the Pants of Galadriel?... I know what it is you saw... for it is in my mind as well.
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