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Eowyn Fan · 08-17-2002, 06:36 PM

Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it!

Eowyn Fan · 08-17-2002, 06:43 PM

Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it!

Arathorn · 08-17-2002, 06:47 PM

Grishnak: This senseless violence ends now!

<sings to Sauron through Palantir>
"All we are saying...is give peace a chance..."

"Imagine there's no West Isle
It's easy if you try
No Balrogs below us
Above us only flies
Imagine all the Uruks
Living for today..."

Sanna · 08-17-2002, 09:12 PM

Sauron: Frodo, I am your father!
Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Legalos: Uh! It's so cold! We need firewood. Hmmm...Treebeard? Could you come here a minute?
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Gandolf: (as he is pulled down by the Balrog) What are you waiting for fools! Leap in and save me!
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Members of the fellowship, collectively: Frodo! Damn you! Can't you keep yourself from getting killed for once??
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Frodo: I will not take the ring, though I do know the way.
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Galadriel: (upon being offered the ring by Frodo) I really shouldn't, but since you insist...
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Gollum: Does my preciousss make me look fat?
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Gollum: (after biting off Frodo's finger) Mmmm...tastess like chicken my preciouss, chicken...yes.
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Gandolf: (speaking to Saruman) Behold, I am not Gandolf the Grey, I am the Wizard Formerly known as Gandolf the Grey!
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Treebeard: Your speaking too slowly, could you speed it up?
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Sam: Frodo, I don't know about you, but I really, really have to use the bathroom now!!!
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And that's about all I can think of right now.

Sanna

cassiopeia · 08-18-2002, 02:37 AM

Bombadil watching the Hobbits run around naked: And I thought mine was small.

Frodo after getting the ring from Gandalf: Ouch, its hot you fool!

Gandalf to anyone who doesn't spell his name properly: It's GANDALF you fools!

Sicirus · 08-18-2002, 10:20 AM

gollum: Me loves elves! yes we do preciouse.
Gollum: The sun will come out tomarrow, bet you'r preciouse the'll be sun tomarrow, Can wait all night.

Frodo: Time to take my preciouse for a walk!

Elrond: I want to be human! ( How bout you Celebrian?

Celebrian:just shutup already dear. Gandalf looks like he's going to kill you if you don't shut up.

Gandalf in mind

must...not...kill..ever...annoying....elf... .repeats)

Christiana · 08-18-2002, 12:16 PM

cass!*pukes*

Sanna · 08-18-2002, 02:47 PM

Frodo to Sam: Uhh, Sam, do you have to put my head in your lap every time I fall asleep?

Sam (after Frodo is stung by Shelob, nudges at Frodo with his foot): I wonder if he's really dead this time.

Gollum (of Sam & Frodo): We thinksss them hobbitses hasss sssomething going on weee do. Perhappsss they'd go for a threesssome.

Frodo (to Sam, as Gollum hisses near by): Hey Sam, wanna play keep away?

Borromir: Fine then. You all be that way. I'll just go make my own ring of doom.

Legalos: We elves are swift and virtually undetectable. We could easily make it to Mount Doom, so therefore I vote we stuff Frodo in a back pack and carry him there ourselves.

Gandalf: It is Shadowfax, Lord of the horses.
Sam: Whatever. Old Bill's the best.

Frodo (at Counsel of Elrond): What's everyone looking at me for? I'm going home.

Gandalf (at Counsel of Elrond): Frodo will take the ring, and he has offered freely. Though, even if he didn't offer, we'd still make him, because it's the only way we can get rid of him!

Arragon (at the Paths of the Dead): Alright everyone, we will all enter on 3. One, two, three! (prepares to charge forward, then looks behind him) Hey! Where'd everybody go?

Frodo: I will take the ring, though I do not know the way.
Gandalf: Good, good. Here's a map. Hurry back now!

Sanna

The Lady of Ithilien · 08-18-2002, 05:23 PM

Éowyn: "Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. which cuts without wounding and ennobles the one who wields it." (To paraphrase MLK.)

Barliman Butterbur: (Nothing.)

Aragorn: "Leave those two to the Orcs...I've got a kingdom to claim!"

Goldberry: "Tom, let's vacation in the Sahara this year."

Bilbo: "Who invited you?" (and slams door in Dwalin's face).

Théoden to Pippin at Isengard: "Get up and bow, you lazy holbytla! Can't you see I'm a king? Éomer, off with his head!"

Sons of Fëanor: "Sure, Morgoth. Keep the Silmarils."

Merry: "Théoden sucks."

Gandalf: "Pipeweed? I quit 200 years ago, and you should, too!"

Glorfindel: "Aragorn! Finally, I found you! Lose the short guys and let's go - the Nazgûl are coming!"

Éomer: "Peace, Éothain! You take the éored out today...I'm this close to solving that differential equation I've been working on all week."

Dain: "No, Balin, you can't go to Moria, and that's that."

Faramir: "Blondes are such a turn-off."

Saruman: "You're quite right, Gandalf. What was I thinking? Here are the Keys of Orthanc and, please, take my staff, too."

Sam Gamgee: "Oh, stuff it, dad. I'm sick of your crap."

Farmer Maggott: "Mr. Baggins, is it? Grip! Fang! KILL!"

_________________________________________________
Bert: "Mmmm-- this roast lamb is delectable. May I please have another serving, William?"

William: "Why, certainly Bert. Here you go. More mint jelly, too?"

Bert: "Oh, please, yes!"

Tom: "Dash it all -- I've dropped a spot of gravy on the linen. Oh, Jeeves! Jeeves!"
__________________________________________________ __

Sanna · 08-18-2002, 05:55 PM

Okay, I have another. It's also kind of a question I wonder about.

Pippin: Hey Merry, how do Ents and Entwives reproduce when they find eachother?
Merry: I don't know, but I'm sure it takes longer than five minutes.

afro-elf · 08-19-2002, 12:54 AM

Legoals to Arwen : " Do you have any extra hairspray? This Fellowship thing may take awhile."

Mouth of Sauron to Sauron: " Hey, Boss. Do you want be to get some Visine? It gets the red out." ( Thank Nibs for the inspiration)

Theoden " I've fallen and I can't get up"

Sicirus · 08-19-2002, 10:36 AM

Theoden:I'm to young to fight!!
Feanor:Galadriel you'r haire is like dog crap on the tree of deat
h.
legolas:Mirror mirror on the stone wall whose the preetiest of them all?
Boromir behind mirror: *coughs* Not you!

Arathorn · 08-19-2002, 10:52 AM

Saruman : Palantir, Palantir on the hall...who's the fairest of them all?
Palantir: Quit playen...fool! I iz workin' my kickazz orcz in dem sh**h*les an I find you playen wit muh color tv? You an yore fat@22 maiarf*****iz goin down first whitey bey***********

Sicirus · 08-20-2002, 10:14 AM

Arwen to Aragorn: Guess what i joined the ringwraiths!

Urek-hai to pippin; After you sweety.
Pippin:Oh thankyou.

Frodo to Gandalf after the war: Hey Gandalf were did ya get that nice colorful coat from?

Gandalf: uhh non were frodo why?

Frodo: i think i've seen the same one some were.
Gandalf: no you diden't so forget about it.Thinks to himself. it was hard enough to steal this coat from Saruman. Don't need some Hobbit to take it back. oooo it has a coat warmer in it. NIIIIICE.

Sam: I hate you bill! go eat poisen grass.

The Ringbearer · 08-21-2002, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Sam: I hate you Bill! Go eat poisen grass!

lol Siricus!

Sauron: (singing) All ya need is love! (from the Beatles)

Frodo: (clinging to the Haven's dock) NO! NO! I don't wanna go! Sammy, save me!!!

Sicirus · 08-21-2002, 10:36 AM

All the little hobbities: It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, It;s a small small world. It's a world of laughter a world of tears.

bilbo: I am going to wright a book on my death.

sauron: How about a game of chess? What do you think Voldemort?"

Brokehorn4000 · 08-28-2002, 05:28 PM

Saruman: I wanted to be Joseph in "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"!

But I guess the directors have a prejudice against wierd old men wearing long white dresses!

*throws a temper tantrum*

Conversation between two orcs:

Orc 1: Girl, this war is murder on my facial!

Orc 2: Tell me about it! I can't even get a decent tan!

Orc 1: And look at my sword! Right now I'd prefer a nail file.
Orc 2: *shuffles through purse* Yes!
Orc 1: What?
Orc 2: Look what I found!!!!! *hands over a package to Orc 1*

Orc 1: *unwraps package* Are you serious?! *Opens a container* You're a lifesaver! *Gently rubs Noxema on cheek*

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 03:39 PM

frodo: take the ring
galadriel: when will you men understand im married, stop offering me rings!!! I only took the one from celebrimbor because i had to!
even though that is a nice one..... no i pass the test i will not cheat on celeborn

Christiana · 08-31-2002, 03:40 PM

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 03:45 PM

frodo: take the ring
gandalf : do u think im gay?? Im not marrying u! ur not even 4 feet tall

08-17-2002, 06:43 PM	#2
Eowyn Fan Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9	Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it! __________________ A person who can read but does not is no better than a man who cannot read. And now I shall believe that there are unicorns. The Tempest

08-17-2002, 06:47 PM	#3
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Grishnak: This senseless violence ends now! <sings to Sauron through Palantir> "All we are saying...is give peace a chance..." "Imagine there's no West Isle It's easy if you try No Balrogs below us Above us only flies Imagine all the Uruks Living for today..." __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-17-2002, 09:12 PM	#4
Sanna Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 20	LOL!! Okay, here goes: Sauron: Frodo, I am your father! Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOO! ----- Legalos: Uh! It's so cold! We need firewood. Hmmm...Treebeard? Could you come here a minute? ----- Gandolf: (as he is pulled down by the Balrog) What are you waiting for fools! Leap in and save me! ----- Members of the fellowship, collectively: Frodo! Damn you! Can't you keep yourself from getting killed for once?? ----- Frodo: I will not take the ring, though I do know the way. ----- Galadriel: (upon being offered the ring by Frodo) I really shouldn't, but since you insist... ----- Gollum: Does my preciousss make me look fat? ----- Gollum: (after biting off Frodo's finger) Mmmm...tastess like chicken my preciouss, chicken...yes. ----- Gandolf: (speaking to Saruman) Behold, I am not Gandolf the Grey, I am the Wizard Formerly known as Gandolf the Grey! ----- Treebeard: Your speaking too slowly, could you speed it up? ----- Sam: Frodo, I don't know about you, but I really, really have to use the bathroom now!!! ---- And that's about all I can think of right now. Sanna

08-18-2002, 02:37 AM	#5
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Bombadil watching the Hobbits run around naked: And I thought mine was small. Frodo after getting the ring from Gandalf: Ouch, its hot you fool! Gandalf to anyone who doesn't spell his name properly: It's GANDALF you fools! __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

08-18-2002, 10:20 AM	#6
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	gollum: Me loves elves! yes we do preciouse. Gollum: The sun will come out tomarrow, bet you'r preciouse the'll be sun tomarrow, Can wait all night. Frodo: Time to take my preciouse for a walk! Elrond: I want to be human! ( How bout you Celebrian? Celebrian:just shutup already dear. Gandalf looks like he's going to kill you if you don't shut up. Gandalf in mindmust...not...kill..ever...annoying....elf... .repeats) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-17-2002, 06:36 PM	#1
Eowyn Fan Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9	Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it!

08-18-2002, 12:16 PM	#7
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	cass!pukes __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-18-2002, 02:47 PM	#8
Sanna Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 20	LoL. This is great. Frodo to Sam: Uhh, Sam, do you have to put my head in your lap every time I fall asleep? Sam (after Frodo is stung by Shelob, nudges at Frodo with his foot): I wonder if he's really dead this time. Gollum (of Sam & Frodo): We thinksss them hobbitses hasss sssomething going on weee do. Perhappsss they'd go for a threesssome. Frodo (to Sam, as Gollum hisses near by): Hey Sam, wanna play keep away? Borromir: Fine then. You all be that way. I'll just go make my own ring of doom. Legalos: We elves are swift and virtually undetectable. We could easily make it to Mount Doom, so therefore I vote we stuff Frodo in a back pack and carry him there ourselves. Gandalf: It is Shadowfax, Lord of the horses. Sam: Whatever. Old Bill's the best. Frodo (at Counsel of Elrond): What's everyone looking at me for? I'm going home. Gandalf (at Counsel of Elrond): Frodo will take the ring, and he has offered freely. Though, even if he didn't offer, we'd still make him, because it's the only way we can get rid of him! Arragon (at the Paths of the Dead): Alright everyone, we will all enter on 3. One, two, three! (prepares to charge forward, then looks behind him) Hey! Where'd everybody go? Frodo: I will take the ring, though I do not know the way. Gandalf: Good, good. Here's a map. Hurry back now! Sanna

08-18-2002, 05:23 PM	#9
The Lady of Ithilien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Right here in between yesterday and tomorrow. Posts: 357	LOL! Éowyn: "Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. which cuts without wounding and ennobles the one who wields it." (To paraphrase MLK.) Barliman Butterbur: (Nothing.) Aragorn: "Leave those two to the Orcs...I've got a kingdom to claim!" Goldberry: "Tom, let's vacation in the Sahara this year." Bilbo: "Who invited you?" (and slams door in Dwalin's face). Théoden to Pippin at Isengard: "Get up and bow, you lazy holbytla! Can't you see I'm a king? Éomer, off with his head!" Sons of Fëanor: "Sure, Morgoth. Keep the Silmarils." Merry: "Théoden sucks." Gandalf: "Pipeweed? I quit 200 years ago, and you should, too!" Glorfindel: "Aragorn! Finally, I found you! Lose the short guys and let's go - the Nazgûl are coming!" Éomer: "Peace, Éothain! You take the éored out today...I'm this close to solving that differential equation I've been working on all week." Dain: "No, Balin, you can't go to Moria, and that's that." Faramir: "Blondes are such a turn-off." Saruman: "You're quite right, Gandalf. What was I thinking? Here are the Keys of Orthanc and, please, take my staff, too." Sam Gamgee: "Oh, stuff it, dad. I'm sick of your crap." Farmer Maggott: "Mr. Baggins, is it? Grip! Fang! KILL!" _________________________________________________ Bert: "Mmmm-- this roast lamb is delectable. May I please have another serving, William?" William: "Why, certainly Bert. Here you go. More mint jelly, too?" Bert: "Oh, please, yes!" Tom: "Dash it all -- I've dropped a spot of gravy on the linen. Oh, Jeeves! Jeeves!" __________________________________________________ __

08-18-2002, 05:55 PM	#10
Sanna Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 20	ROFL!! Okay, I have another. It's also kind of a question I wonder about. Pippin: Hey Merry, how do Ents and Entwives reproduce when they find eachother? Merry: I don't know, but I'm sure it takes longer than five minutes. Last edited by Sanna : 08-18-2002 at 06:05 PM.

08-19-2002, 12:54 AM	#11
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Legoals to Arwen : " Do you have any extra hairspray? This Fellowship thing may take awhile." Mouth of Sauron to Sauron: " Hey, Boss. Do you want be to get some Visine? It gets the red out." ( Thank Nibs for the inspiration) Theoden " I've fallen and I can't get up" __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-19-2002, 10:36 AM	#12
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Theoden:I'm to young to fight!! Feanor:Galadriel you'r haire is like dog crap on the tree of deat h. legolas:Mirror mirror on the stone wall whose the preetiest of them all? Boromir behind mirror: coughs Not you! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-19-2002, 10:52 AM	#13
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Saruman : Palantir, Palantir on the hall...who's the fairest of them all? Palantir: Quit playen...fool! I iz workin' my kickazz orcz in dem sh*hles an I find you playen wit muh color tv? You an yore fat@22 maiarf***iz goin down first whitey bey********* __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 08-19-2002 at 10:54 AM.

08-20-2002, 10:14 AM	#14
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Arwen to Aragorn: Guess what i joined the ringwraiths! Urek-hai to pippin; After you sweety. Pippin:Oh thankyou. Frodo to Gandalf after the war: Hey Gandalf were did ya get that nice colorful coat from? Gandalf: uhh non were frodo why? Frodo: i think i've seen the same one some were. Gandalf: no you diden't so forget about it.Thinks to himself. it was hard enough to steal this coat from Saruman. Don't need some Hobbit to take it back. oooo it has a coat warmer in it. NIIIIICE. Sam: I hate you bill! go eat poisen grass. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-21-2002, 10:36 AM	#16
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	All the little hobbities: It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, It;s a small small world. It's a world of laughter a world of tears. bilbo: I am going to wright a book on my death. sauron: How about a game of chess? What do you think Voldemort?" __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-28-2002, 05:28 PM	#17
Brokehorn4000 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: America, Land That I Love! Posts: 179	Saruman: I wanted to be Joseph in "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"! But I guess the directors have a prejudice against wierd old men wearing long white dresses! throws a temper tantrum Conversation between two orcs: Orc 1: Girl, this war is murder on my facial! Orc 2: Tell me about it! I can't even get a decent tan! Orc 1: And look at my sword! Right now I'd prefer a nail file. Orc 2: shuffles through purse Yes! Orc 1: What? Orc 2: Look what I found!!!!! hands over a package to Orc 1 Orc 1: unwraps package Are you serious?! Opens a container You're a lifesaver! Gently rubs Noxema on cheek __________________ ****************************** "Even if you're going in the right direction, you'll get run over if you just sit there."-- Paraphrase of a quote from some famous guy. Last edited by Brokehorn4000 : 08-28-2002 at 05:29 PM.

08-31-2002, 03:39 PM	#18
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	frodo: take the ring galadriel: when will you men understand im married, stop offering me rings!!! I only took the one from celebrimbor because i had to! even though that is a nice one..... no i pass the test i will not cheat on celeborn __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination! Last edited by ArwenEvenstar : 08-31-2002 at 03:41 PM.

08-31-2002, 03:40 PM	#19
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOL! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-31-2002, 03:45 PM	#20
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	i thought of another one along the same lines frodo: take the ring gandalf : do u think im gay?? Im not marrying u! ur not even 4 feet tall __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!