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they didn't eat they're broccoli
  If the Fellowship had screen names, what would they be? Last edited by Salquënòrëwen : 07-04-2003 at 12:44 PM. |
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07-02-2003, 01:29 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Frodo:ringbearer505
Aragorn:realking11 Gandalf:mistermagic Boromir:stewardson38 Sam:gardenguy90 Merry:entfriend Pippin:entfriend2 Legolas: prince_o'_mirk12 Gimli:axeboy5 Out of 10 hobbits, how many are sober and/or not high?
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07-02-2003, 09:03 AM
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On the weekend 3 of 10 What comes after elevenses?
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Sincerely, Anthony  'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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07-02-2003, 12:47 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Twelfzeez
What would happen if Frodo swallowed the Ring?
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07-02-2003, 04:31 PM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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 (actually although the question is in jest, would there be any negative effects if some one swallowed the one ring?) Why did the fellowship retreat from the Red Horn Gate?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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07-04-2003, 12:13 AM
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Gimli passed gas, and you know how bad Dwarf farts stink.
What are Crebain? |
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07-04-2003, 01:50 AM
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Mirthful Maiden
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A very delicious biscuit made by hobbits served with tea. (popped into my head)
Why aren't Ents hasty folk?
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07-04-2003, 06:29 PM
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Elf Lord
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Becuae they have roots. (???)
How much does an average ent's weight? |
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07-04-2003, 06:40 PM
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Entmoot Attorney-General,
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It's rude to ask the weight of an ent!
What are the entwives' make-up tips?
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07-04-2003, 07:08 PM
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Banned
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always use earth tones.
Where did Gandalf get his ring? |
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07-04-2003, 09:04 PM
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he got his ring when he got his tounge pierced thats why frodo couldnt see it
where did sauron get his ring
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Woah Deep Last edited by Ararax : 07-04-2003 at 09:06 PM. |
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07-05-2003, 10:44 AM
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Lady of Legends
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prize in a cereal box
How did Sauron lose his ring?
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07-05-2003, 03:29 PM
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He went swimming in cold water and it slipped off his shrunken finger.
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07-05-2003, 03:31 PM
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Elven Warrior
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He pointed out that Elrond was wearing a butterfly clip and a tiara
Why did Sauron choose to be evil instead of good? |
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07-05-2003, 04:02 PM
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Elf Lord
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Bilbo pushed him down the stairs, and Sauron sweared (sp?) he'll revenge!
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07-05-2003, 05:31 PM
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Elven Warrior
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because he ate his last tea-cake
why are hobbits so protective of their food?
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07-05-2003, 05:43 PM
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Lady of Legends
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They aren't. Stupid people just eat their food too much and then they have to sort them out...
Why are Istari color-coordinated?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-05-2003, 06:46 PM
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Entmoot Attorney-General,
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Because they do everything to hide the fact that they are all colourblind.
Why did the Orcs in Mordor believe Samwise was an Elven warrior?
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07-05-2003, 08:06 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Cause their stupid.
If Sauron had chosen to make a ring of power, what other object would he have chosen?
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The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say |
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07-06-2003, 03:56 PM
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Elf Lord
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a hat.
What was the best colour Gandalf has ever had? |
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