The Second Entmooter's Party - Page 12

Willow Oran · 06-26-2002, 12:21 AM

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Pillows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 1/6 of Smaug too! Mwahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-26-2002, 01:28 AM

*Katt walks in and looks at Shekatt*

Katt~AAAH! My alter ego! *Passes out (yet again)*
*Saurokatt materializes*

Saurokatt~Ahh. Now are all the Katt's here?
*Katt from Bree to Moria materializes*

BreetoMoriaKatt~ Did someone call a Katt confrence?

SOK~ No, you see, whenever two Katts are in the same thread, all Katts get called there.

SHK~ But we are from the same thread!

SOK~ Yes, but I am no longer in the storyline so we don't cancle each other out.

BMK~ So how do we get back? I think Alaird needs help.

SOK~ We don't need to. We are just copies of the other charactors. Just like the Shadofax Machiene is a copy. The real one is still there.

SHK~ Hey, how do you know all this?

SOK~ See, I'm a copy from an earlier time. I have my copy Palenteer too. And, for the moment, all the copie Katts are stuck here until we can find a wizard, not a copy, to send us back.

BMK~ Well I don't want to go back! Look! Chips and dip.

*All four Katts take a seat in big overstuffed arm chairs around a table with food on it*

Katt~ Well Katts, eat up! *Passes out again*

*SOK magically makes some copy lemnevour apear from her private stores*

SOK~ This is my special recipie for lemnevour. You mix mirivour and milk, then you soak the lembas in it until...

Tano~ Looks like they're going to be here for a while!

***Earniel*** · 06-26-2002, 05:13 AM

Oooh, a hobbit play? Too bad I won't be able to see that.

Oooh, Pillowfight!! Grabs pillow and starts swinging it around!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-26-2002, 02:19 PM

Hello? Where is everyone?

Christiana · 06-26-2002, 09:36 PM

*whallops Tano on the head*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-26-2002, 11:07 PM

*Katt Passes out and Wakes up again*

Katt~ I know.

*Katt grabbs a pillow*

Katt~ Everyone against the Katts!

*SOK makes some magical flying (copy) pillows. BMK grabbs a sofa cusion. SHK grabs the sofa, thinks better of it, put's it down, and grabs six pillows*

Katt/SOK/SHK/BMK~ Hieee Yah!

*Ninga Poses*

Christiana · 06-27-2002, 12:16 AM

*horse kicks them from behind.*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-27-2002, 01:22 AM

Tanoliel · 06-27-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Christiana
*whallops Tano on the head*

AY! *Pulls out four pillows, each in one of her four hands (she's a goddess, remember? I have extra arms sometimes!) and wallops Christiana back four times over*

HAH! Take that!
-tano

Christiana · 06-27-2002, 09:10 PM

*C's horse kicks Tano.*

Tanoliel · 06-28-2002, 12:11 AM

*Tano jumps out of the way, and transforms to her centaur alter-ego, Zinnie, who stands with arms crossed, staring at C's horse*
Zinnie: Bite me, horse.

-tano

***Earniel*** · 06-28-2002, 07:16 AM

*looks from horse to goddess*

Oh dear...

*munches some chocolate*

Is it a Horse from Hell?

*sits down and plans to watch the showdown*

OOC: Why is it, I always tend to sit and watch fights on the entmoot? Violent people you.

Willow Oran · 06-28-2002, 01:36 PM

Oh dear is right.

::Willow joins Earniel on the sidelines with a bottle of Scumble::

Sit back and enjoy the show, this should be interesting.

TinuvielChild · 06-28-2002, 01:43 PM

Hey Willow, are you going to share the scumble or get Nanny Ogg to come here and give us some? I think XK might like to try some - after all, it is alcoholic!

Radagast, doesn't the thing in your signature actually go like this:

"Winston, you are drunk. You are dreadfully, dreadfully drunk."
"Nancy, you are ugly. You are dreadfully, dreadfully ugly. And Nancy, in the morning, I'll be sober"

, between Sir Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Aster?
There's another one, too:

"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea."
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

Sorry I haven't been posting lately; I've been away from the computer far too much.

Christiana · 06-28-2002, 07:31 PM

*Christa taks advantage of distraction to splash ale on Tano's head.*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-28-2002, 09:20 PM

Katts~ ALCOHALIC BEVRAGES AND COPIES DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER, BUT WE'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION!

*All the Katts lunge for the Ale but Katt passes out and trips SOK, SHK, and BMK making them all land in a big pile. They are coushined though because they were still holding their pillows.*

Tano~ *Jumping on the pile as herself again* I am King of Katt Mountain! Or should it be queen? Oh bother. *Draws a sword and points it at Christina* My country wages war on that person! Attack!

*Tano jumps off the pile just in time, for at the word "Attack!" the Katt's untangled themselves and immidatly started bashing Christina with their pillows.*

OOC: Uh, someone might want to get rid of my copies right about now.

Christiana · 06-29-2002, 12:13 AM

Christa picks up SOK,and throws here out the window.

Willow Oran · 06-29-2002, 01:09 AM

(Willow climbs up on top of a pile of pilows, she is very drunk on the scumble and is swaying dangerously)

Hey! All you people who want a taste of the most dangerously alchoholic beverage ever made come at get it!!!!!!

Tanoliel · 06-29-2002, 01:49 AM

*Willow is knocked over as two thirds of the inhabitants of the room rush toward her alcoholic beverage*
Tano: Mmmm....scumble. *shrugs* I prefer chocolate....Hey, Earniel! Can I have some chocolate instead?

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-29-2002, 02:31 AM

*Meanwhile, all the Katt's have had enough Alchohal. Now they are trying to help SOK climb back in the window. SOK is so drunk that she can't use any magic.*

SHK~ We'll soon get you sober.

BMK~ Here, drink this.

SOK~ Nonooz mrrre alclhaal thxxxx.

Katt~ Drink it if you know what's good for you. *Passes out and wakes up*

SOK~ *Drinks it* Aah! I'm feeling better.

SHK~ Right *All the Katt's sit down* Now that we're feeling calm and sober...

Katt~ *Snickers, stops, then starts laughing hystericly*

BMK~ *After calming down Katt* What is the matter?

Katt~ Saurokatt, *Snigger* call ONE or Human or whatever she's called.

SOK~ All right

*Pulls out a Captian Kirk radio* Saurokatt to ONE, come in please.

ONE~ ONE here. What is it Sauokatt?

SOK~ Your presence is requested in TC's house imediatly. Katt's orders.

ONE~ Right. ONE out. *Beams in* Alright, how are you Katts?

Katt~ Do the "Calm and Sober" thing.

ONE~ *Laughs* Alright. Caaalmmmm and Soooobaar *Bursts out laughing as does everyone in the room*

OOC: Oh jeeze, if you had seen Eliza's "Calm and Sober" bit you could not have helped but laugh.

06-26-2002, 12:21 AM	#221
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Pillows!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 1/6 of Smaug too! Mwahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-26-2002, 01:28 AM	#222
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Katt walks in and looks at Shekatt Katt~AAAH! My alter ego! Passes out (yet again) Saurokatt materializes Saurokatt~Ahh. Now are all the Katt's here? Katt from Bree to Moria materializes BreetoMoriaKatt~ Did someone call a Katt confrence? SOK~ No, you see, whenever two Katts are in the same thread, all Katts get called there. SHK~ But we are from the same thread! SOK~ Yes, but I am no longer in the storyline so we don't cancle each other out. BMK~ So how do we get back? I think Alaird needs help. SOK~ We don't need to. We are just copies of the other charactors. Just like the Shadofax Machiene is a copy. The real one is still there. SHK~ Hey, how do you know all this? SOK~ See, I'm a copy from an earlier time. I have my copy Palenteer too. And, for the moment, all the copie Katts are stuck here until we can find a wizard, not a copy, to send us back. BMK~ Well I don't want to go back! Look! Chips and dip. All four Katts take a seat in big overstuffed arm chairs around a table with food on it Katt~ Well Katts, eat up! Passes out again SOK magically makes some copy lemnevour apear from her private stores SOK~ This is my special recipie for lemnevour. You mix mirivour and milk, then you soak the lembas in it until... Tano~ Looks like they're going to be here for a while! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-26-2002, 05:13 AM	#223
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Oooh, a hobbit play? Too bad I won't be able to see that. Oooh, Pillowfight!! Grabs pillow and starts swinging it around!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! __________________ We are not things.

06-26-2002, 02:19 PM	#224
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Hello? Where is everyone? __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-26-2002, 09:36 PM	#225
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	whallops Tano on the head __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-26-2002, 11:07 PM	#226
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Katt Passes out and Wakes up again Katt~ I know. Katt grabbs a pillow Katt~ Everyone against the Katts! SOK makes some magical flying (copy) pillows. BMK grabbs a sofa cusion. SHK grabs the sofa, thinks better of it, put's it down, and grabs six pillows Katt/SOK/SHK/BMK~ Hieee Yah! Ninga Poses __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-27-2002, 12:16 AM	#227
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	horse kicks them from behind. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-27-2002, 01:22 AM	#228
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OW! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-27-2002, 09:10 PM	#230
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	C's horse kicks Tano. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-28-2002, 12:11 AM	#231
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano jumps out of the way, and transforms to her centaur alter-ego, Zinnie, who stands with arms crossed, staring at C's horse Zinnie: Bite me, horse. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-28-2002, 07:16 AM	#232
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	looks from horse to goddess Oh dear... munches some chocolate Is it a Horse from Hell? sits down and plans to watch the showdown OOC: Why is it, I always tend to sit and watch fights on the entmoot? Violent people you. __________________ We are not things.

06-28-2002, 01:36 PM	#233
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Oh dear is right. ::Willow joins Earniel on the sidelines with a bottle of Scumble:: Sit back and enjoy the show, this should be interesting. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-28-2002, 01:43 PM	#234
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Hey Willow, are you going to share the scumble or get Nanny Ogg to come here and give us some? I think XK might like to try some - after all, it is alcoholic! Radagast, doesn't the thing in your signature actually go like this: "Winston, you are drunk. You are dreadfully, dreadfully drunk." "Nancy, you are ugly. You are dreadfully, dreadfully ugly. And Nancy, in the morning, I'll be sober" , between Sir Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Aster? There's another one, too: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea." "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it." Sorry I haven't been posting lately; I've been away from the computer far too much. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

06-28-2002, 07:31 PM	#235
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Christa taks advantage of distraction to splash ale on Tano's head. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-28-2002, 09:20 PM	#236
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Katts~ ALCOHALIC BEVRAGES AND COPIES DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER, BUT WE'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION! All the Katts lunge for the Ale but Katt passes out and trips SOK, SHK, and BMK making them all land in a big pile. They are coushined though because they were still holding their pillows. Tano~ Jumping on the pile as herself again I am King of Katt Mountain! Or should it be queen? Oh bother. Draws a sword and points it at Christina My country wages war on that person! Attack! Tano jumps off the pile just in time, for at the word "Attack!" the Katt's untangled themselves and immidatly started bashing Christina with their pillows. OOC: Uh, someone might want to get rid of my copies right about now. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-29-2002, 12:13 AM	#237
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Christa picks up SOK,and throws here out the window. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-29-2002, 01:09 AM	#238
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	(Willow climbs up on top of a pile of pilows, she is very drunk on the scumble and is swaying dangerously) Hey! All you people who want a taste of the most dangerously alchoholic beverage ever made come at get it!!!!!! __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

06-29-2002, 01:49 AM	#239
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Willow is knocked over as two thirds of the inhabitants of the room rush toward her alcoholic beverage Tano: Mmmm....scumble. shrugs I prefer chocolate....Hey, Earniel! Can I have some chocolate instead? __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-29-2002, 02:31 AM	#240
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Meanwhile, all the Katt's have had enough Alchohal. Now they are trying to help SOK climb back in the window. SOK is so drunk that she can't use any magic. SHK~ We'll soon get you sober. BMK~ Here, drink this. SOK~ Nonooz mrrre alclhaal thxxxx. Katt~ Drink it if you know what's good for you. Passes out and wakes up SOK~ Drinks it Aah! I'm feeling better. SHK~ Right All the Katt's sit down Now that we're feeling calm and sober... Katt~ Snickers, stops, then starts laughing hystericly BMK~ After calming down Katt What is the matter? Katt~ Saurokatt, Snigger call ONE or Human or whatever she's called. SOK~ All right Pulls out a Captian Kirk radio Saurokatt to ONE, come in please. ONE~ ONE here. What is it Sauokatt? SOK~ Your presence is requested in TC's house imediatly. Katt's orders. ONE~ Right. ONE out. Beams in Alright, how are you Katts? Katt~ Do the "Calm and Sober" thing. ONE~ Laughs Alright. Caaalmmmm and Soooobaar Bursts out laughing as does everyone in the room OOC: Oh jeeze, if you had seen Eliza's "Calm and Sober" bit you could not have helped but laugh. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

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