Why are you weird? - Page 12

Arathorn · 05-13-2002, 07:32 AM

Mmmmm...barrels and barrel of M&M's (one's not yellow, but that's ok). Mwaha...er um....what did you put in these M&M's, you two drunk elveses?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 07:36 AM

Oh, nothing

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 07:38 AM

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E XK, I need you on deck...

She was closer then you thought -

nevermind....

Fear not BoP, for I will never cheat on our, our, our, on our us. You are mine. I am yours. That is all. Get over it.

Now, let us prepare for the quest ahead, okay?

So......is anybody going to unchain me? I feel oddly like Melkor right about now...

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
So......is anybody going to unchain me? I feel oddly like Melkor right about now...

Not I. I like knowing that you're all helpless and tied up. Hah!

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I will NOT feel jealous... I will NOT feel jealous... I will NOT feel jealous....

Dammit, XK back off or I'll cream you with mine evil smelly bad breath!!!

Firstly, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAA

Secondly, I'm bored! Are we there yet?

Thirdly, Anduril, i did not have the chair chained to the floor! You on the other hand...*slaps self, stoppit! You are not a.........*

I'm okay now. Sorry Cap'n for my bad behavior.

And Arathorn, that was nearly an evil laugh, most unlike you, could you be DRUNK! MWHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 07:42 AM

Unchain you? Ha!

*evil laughter*

Well, the captain has to sleep off all that wine and kahlua, so E XK can take over for a bit. I'll return eventually

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 07:45 AM

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Thirdly, Anduril, i did not have the chair chained to the floor!

Oh great!! Yippeee!

That means I get to run around with a chair stuck on my buttocks, in circles and a locked room (the room is locked).

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Unchain you? Ha! *evil laughter*

*[Wonders] hmmmm.......I wonder what innuendo that was......hmmmm[/wonders]*

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Unchain you? Ha! *evil laughter*

Well, the captain has to sleep off all that wine and kahlua, so E XK can take over for a bit. I'll return eventually

I'll take over my good friend and cap'n. But do i have to stay above deck to issue orders?

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She was closer then you thought - nevermind....

And is it sick and wrong and twisted that i get your humour?!

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 08:03 AM

Elf XK stop getting his jokes. Oh, and get off his deck. Now.

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 08:07 AM

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And is it sick and wrong and twisted that i get your humour?

Yes. Basically, I am sick, wrong and twisted, okay?

BoP, maybe we should all sit down and talk this one through. Calmly, like lickable lollipops - what?

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Yes. Basically, I am sick, wrong and twisted, okay?

So that makes me sick and wrong and twisted too...eh, i have a t-shirt that says so...

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Elf XK stop getting his jokes. Oh, and get off his deck. Now.

[in words of someone very strange that i know]

OOooooooohhhh! Handbags... [/in the words of someone very strange that i know]

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 08:13 AM

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BoP, maybe we should all sit down and talk this one through. Calmly, like lickable lollipops - what?

Lollipops?! I didn't mention anything about lollipops! Dammit, did my homicidal dog, Nigel, say something?

Oh, and in accordance to this thread topic, and following in the tradition of Anduril grammar:

I. Am. Not. Weird.

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 08:19 AM

Did you have those short and sharp inhalations between words?

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Did you have those short and sharp inhalations between words?

They were bordering on asthmatic. I am not asthmatic. This was merely an allusion to the short, sharp breaths between the words. Did I mention that I was asthmatic? Well, I'm not.

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

I. Am. Not. Weird.

I thought it was...

I.AM. NOT. INSANE

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 08:30 AM

No, no. I haven't reached that level of delusion yet. I am merely semi-delusional. Or if you will, hemi-delusional. That is to say, half of my right hemisphere thinks that it is delusional, and the other half knows that it is delusional. So that is why, I. Am. Not. Weird. is right for me. If I was I. Am. NOT. Weird. or I. Am. NOT Weird. then both my right hemispheres would blame the left hemisphere for being non-delusional while at the same time castigating the right hemisphere for thinking it was a duck.

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 08:51 AM

Okay. I wonder what's happening in my brain....whooa scary!

I am a quasi-quack.

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 08:55 AM

And I am a quacker of a quark... Ahahahahahahahaha... Oh, I kill me.

What was that you said about licking and slurping of slushies?

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 09:10 AM

Nothing much. It prolly has stuff to do with the fishing hook and the magnet...

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 09:14 AM

How not weird is that? My star sign is the Magnet, and yours is the Fish Hook. I wonder what that means? Do you think they would be compatible with the dog poop?

I. Am. Not. Weird.

And also, Not. Weird. Am. I.

05-13-2002, 07:32 AM	#221
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Mmmmm...barrels and barrel of M&M's (one's not yellow, but that's ok). Mwaha...er um....what did you put in these M&M's, you two drunk elveses? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-13-2002, 07:36 AM	#222
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Oh, nothing __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 07:42 AM	#226
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Unchain you? Ha! evil laughter Well, the captain has to sleep off all that wine and kahlua, so E XK can take over for a bit. I'll return eventually __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 08:03 AM	#229
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Elf XK stop getting his jokes. Oh, and get off his deck. Now. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-13-2002, 08:30 AM	#236
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	No, no. I haven't reached that level of delusion yet. I am merely semi-delusional. Or if you will, hemi-delusional. That is to say, half of my right hemisphere thinks that it is delusional, and the other half knows that it is delusional. So that is why, I. Am. Not. Weird. is right for me. If I was I. Am. NOT. Weird. or I. Am. NOT Weird. then both my right hemispheres would blame the left hemisphere for being non-delusional while at the same time castigating the right hemisphere for thinking it was a duck. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-13-2002 at 08:32 AM.

05-13-2002, 08:19 AM	#233
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Did you have those short and sharp inhalations between words?

05-13-2002, 08:51 AM	#237
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Okay. I wonder what's happening in my brain....whooa scary! I am a quasi-quack.

05-13-2002, 08:55 AM	#238
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And I am a quacker of a quark... Ahahahahahahahaha... Oh, I kill me. What was that you said about licking and slurping of slushies? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-13-2002, 09:10 AM	#239
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Nothing much. It prolly has stuff to do with the fishing hook and the magnet...

05-13-2002, 09:14 AM	#240
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	How not weird is that? My star sign is the Magnet, and yours is the Fish Hook. I wonder what that means? Do you think they would be compatible with the dog poop? I. Am. Not. Weird. And also, Not. Weird. Am. I. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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