The Teacup Cafe - Page 12

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:20 PM

Ash spoonzg durbatuluk, Ash spoonzg gimbathul,
Ash spoonzg thraktuluk burzom-ishi Cafe.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:22 PM

none of us can wield that spoon, frodo, it's power is too great. Understand this, i would stir that spoon out of the desire to do good, but through me, it would wield a power oo great and terrible to mention.

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:26 PM

Why not use this spoon for good?

I have got to put that in my sig.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:32 PM

I just thought, maybe this line:

Quote:

One for the dark lord in his dark kitchen

should read

One for the Dark Nurvi, in her dark kitchen

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:34 PM

Yeah, and change "kitchen" to Cafe.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:35 PM

i dunno, i equate thusly:
dark lord - dark nurvi
dark throne -dark kitchen
land of morder - teacup cafe

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:41 PM

Chrys, btw, where is that essay you told me to look at. I printed it out and read it twice over the past month (and people say I read too much.)

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:42 PM

erm, writers workshop...?

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:45 PM

I couldn't find it. How long has it been there? I only went to the second page, and didn't bother looking earlier than September.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:45 PM

Movies Forum

**Nurvingiel** · 03-12-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Why not use this spoon for good?

I have got to put that in my sig.

But it is used for good! I use it against evil spam.

However this is all completely hilarious. Please don't halt your creative activities.

(Pigeons of Thorondor...

)

Is this the poem so far? Hehe. (I added appropriate caps and fixed your typo)

Three spoons for the elven kings eating soup
Seven for the dwarf lords drinking cups of tea
Nine for mortal men doomed to stir
One for the Dark Nurvi, in her dark kitchen
In the Teacup Café where the shadows lie
One Spoon to rule them all, one spoon to find them
One Spoon to bring them all, and in the darkness stir them
In the Teacup Café where the shadows lie.

If the Dark Nurvi regains the Spoon of Wrath, the land will be covered in a regime of strict grammar rules, enforced by jackbooted orcs!

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 04:14 PM

Now we need a lot more people to have: The Black Spoon of Nargothrond, the-- well, there must be something else.
This is even better than the high-tech masks joke

.

What should we call the tower of Barad-Dur?

Oh, btw, I'm learning to write tengwar, but I can't figure out the tehtas used for vowels, where to put them, what letters can use them, etc.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

But it is used for good! I use it against evil spam.

However this is all completely hilarious. Please don't halt your creative activities.

(Pigeons of Thorondor...

)

Is this the poem so far? Hehe. (I added appropriate caps and fixed your typo)

Three spoons for the elven kings eating soup
Seven for the dwarf lords drinking cups of tea
Nine for mortal men doomed to stir
One for the Dark Nurvi, in her dark kitchen
In the Teacup Café where the shadows lie
One Spoon to rule them all, one spoon to find them
One Spoon to bring them all, and in the darkness stir them
In the Teacup Café where the shadows lie.

If the Dark Nurvi regains the Spoon of Wrath, the land will be covered in a regime of strict grammar rules, enforced by jackbooted orcs!

glad you like, O lady of the black tower of cutlery

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 04:21 PM

[frodo voice][complaining]But this is such a heavy spoon! *is being choked* *falls down on bag-end floor, spoon is so heavy it breaks the floor and keeps falling*[/frodo][/complaining]

Edit: G2G.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 06:25 PM

i am totally addicted to DA
my gallery has grown to 48 in the past few days

any tea goin spare?

me9996 · 03-12-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Okay, we got the One Spoon, and two of the three spoons. We need 17 more volunteers for spoons of power.

Erm... I'll take one of the 9 spoons...

He he, the magic spoon of icecream floats....
No, that's that one, this must be the plastic spoon of spam

no, don't want that!

Ah here's the one I want,

the spoon of spoiler tags

Of corce this is not as powerfull as 1 of the 3 rings...

I wonder if I'll turn into a spoon-wraith...

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

I wonder if I'll turn into a spoon-wraith...

Now there's a custom title possibility

!

**Nurvingiel** · 03-12-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Erm... I'll take one of the 9 spoons...

He he, the magic spoon of icecream floats....
No, that's that one, this must be the plastic spoon of spam

no, don't want that!

Ah here's the one I want,

the spoon of spoiler tags

Of corce this is not as powerfull as 1 of the 3 rings...

I wonder if I'll turn into a spoon-wraith...

lol!!

I agree with Chrys, that's a great custom title.

The Plastic Spoon of Spam could go to the Witch-King of Angmar. Except... I wouldn't have spammers working for me. Maybe it should be the Spoon of Thesauri or Dictionaries or something...

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 08:05 PM

*walks in without sitting down*
[casual]I need something that will help me focus and concentrate. And wake me up. I just destroyed Ered Luin, and can't figure out how.[/casual]

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nurvi

lol!!

I agree with Chrys, that's a great custom title.

or even TB...

03-12-2005, 03:20 PM	#221
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Ash spoonzg durbatuluk, Ash spoonzg gimbathul, Ash spoonzg thraktuluk burzom-ishi Cafe. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 03:26 PM	#223
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Why not use this spoon for good? I have got to put that in my sig. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 03:34 PM	#225
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Yeah, and change "kitchen" to Cafe. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 03:41 PM	#227
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Chrys, btw, where is that essay you told me to look at. I printed it out and read it twice over the past month (and people say I read too much.) __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 03:45 PM	#229
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I couldn't find it. How long has it been there? I only went to the second page, and didn't bother looking earlier than September. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 03:22 PM	#222
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	none of us can wield that spoon, frodo, it's power is too great. Understand this, i would stir that spoon out of the desire to do good, but through me, it would wield a power oo great and terrible to mention.

03-12-2005, 03:35 PM	#226
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i dunno, i equate thusly: dark lord - dark nurvi dark throne -dark kitchen land of morder - teacup cafe

03-12-2005, 03:42 PM	#228
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	erm, writers workshop...?

03-12-2005, 03:45 PM	#230
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Movies Forum

03-12-2005, 04:14 PM	#232
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Now we need a lot more people to have: The Black Spoon of Nargothrond, the-- well, there must be something else. This is even better than the high-tech masks joke . What should we call the tower of Barad-Dur? Oh, btw, I'm learning to write tengwar, but I can't figure out the tehtas used for vowels, where to put them, what letters can use them, etc. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 04:21 PM	#234
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	[frodo voice][complaining]But this is such a heavy spoon! is being choked falls down on bag-end floor, spoon is so heavy it breaks the floor and keeps falling[/frodo][/complaining] Edit: G2G. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 03-12-2005 at 04:38 PM.

03-12-2005, 06:25 PM	#235
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i am totally addicted to DA my gallery has grown to 48 in the past few days any tea goin spare?

03-12-2005, 08:05 PM	#239
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	walks in without sitting down [casual]I need something that will help me focus and concentrate. And wake me up. I just destroyed Ered Luin, and can't figure out how.[/casual] __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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