Worst Films ever made! - Page 12

Sicirus · 01-02-2003, 09:00 PM

THE LADY"S MAN MOVIE SUCKED.

gimli-son-of-gloin13 · 01-24-2003, 09:17 AM

Spirit- (my friend and i were bored ok but it turned out kinda fun, we almost made the little girl behind us cry! we were making fun of the movie and hoping the stupid horse would die)

The sound of music ( + any other old musical)

lady hawk

labrynth

(any old disney movies((except for the classics)))

and i cant think of anymore

Celebréiel · 01-24-2003, 09:46 AM

I really hated Ghosts of Mars! Ugh ow it hurts just thinking about it. A.I......oh...the....pain!! I feel sick.
~ Celebréiel

Fatty Lumpkin · 01-24-2003, 10:46 AM

-ghosts of mars is quite near the top of my list. it was just so... dumb.
-hearts in atlantis. even anthony hopkins could not save this one.
-the banger sisters. yikes.
-(i'm going to die for this) mulholland drive. really, what was the point of that one? i tried to like it, i even watched it several times.
-minority report. i wanted to like it, there some neat ideas there, but it just wasn't interesting.
-the sum of all fears. awful.
-leonard, part 6. whoever made this should be brought to trial at the hague.
-the omega code. i used to like michael york, then i saw this.
-any film featuring patrick swayze. except donnie darko. that is one of my favorites.
-the lawnmower man films.
-the police academy films. they aren't even stupid-funny, they're just horrible.

WiseWizard · 01-24-2003, 12:43 PM

Agreed on Minority report. i can see why some people would like it (reviewers), but it simply seemed to me like a waste of time.
Sum of All Fears also was pointless. It tries to make some kind of moral point about nuclear weapons and isn't able to pull it off. besides, Ben Affleck just can't act no matter how hard he tries.
And just in case i haven't mentioned this before, the modern-day version of Romeo and Juliet (with that piece of crap actor Leo Dicaprio) was horrible. Some of the visions put forward were good, but the acting was pretty much horrible all around.

Guardian_of_the_Forest · 02-03-2003, 08:10 PM

Battlefield Earth. real snoozer. Disney Channel "original" movies are horrible too.

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 02-03-2003, 10:18 PM

mr. wrong and galaxy quest were HORRIBLE

Rûdhaglarien · 02-05-2003, 10:26 PM

Darkness Falls. I was dragged to it Saturday and it wasn't even a weencie bit scury. Not a bit.

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 02-05-2003, 10:58 PM

are you kidding???That movie was SOOOO scary *shivers and is glad that i lost all of my teeth*

WiseWizard · 02-08-2003, 04:34 AM

I just watched the first ten minutes of what has to be one of the oddest if not worst films I've ever even begun to watch. It's called Prospero's Books, and pretty much it's a really messed up version of the Shakespeare play The Tempest. I think the writer must have been on acid when he wrote the screenplay. From what I saw, it was a bunch of "aritstic" images and a lot of very ugly nude people enacting the characters. I'm probably scarred for life just by seeing even the first ten minutes of it.

Rûdhaglarien · 02-08-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn
are you kidding???That movie was SOOOO scary *shivers and is glad that i lost all of my teeth*

There was a ten-year-old girl in the theatre who wasn't even phased. I thought that it was stupid. But... it is nice to know that there's someone out there who is scared more easily than I am.

Hasty Ent · 02-08-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiseWizard
I just watched the first ten minutes of what has to be one of the oddest if not worst films I've ever even begun to watch. It's called Prospero's Books, and pretty much it's a really messed up version of the Shakespeare play The Tempest. I think the writer must have been on acid when he wrote the screenplay. From what I saw, it was a bunch of "aritstic" images and a lot of very ugly nude people enacting the characters. I'm probably scarred for life just by seeing even the first ten minutes of it.

I saw that movie years ago...I mean, I put it in the VCR and promptly fell asleep!

One of the weirder adaptations I've come across...

WiseWizard · 02-09-2003, 01:16 AM

I don't think "weird" even comes close to describing Prospero's Books. I doubt there's even a word in any language that can truly encompass the pure...oddity of it all.

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-09-2003, 07:54 AM

Saving Private Ryan-Jingoistic crap.
The truth about demons-DON'T ASK
Pokemon-Haven't seen it, but looks like the worst film ever.
American Pyscho-Yawn fest.
XxX-Lack of decent storylien leads to sleep inducing crap.

WiseWizard · 02-09-2003, 03:29 PM

When I rented XxX I rented it for the sole purpose of making fun of Vin Diesel's (or however youspell it) extremely poor acting skills. So I watched it, and the worst part was, it was so bad that there simply wasn't anything to laugh at. It's so lacklustre that there's no material for storyline or for jokes.

Fatty Lumpkin · 02-09-2003, 06:06 PM

the broken hearts club. it's a film about gay men obviously written and acted by very straight men trying to be 'sensitive' and 'open-minded.' it has every cliche in the book, but it's serious. we turned it off when the characters started fawning over 'beaches.' on top of that, it has the most horrible acting and writing i've seen in a long time (and i'm even thinking about both of the new star wars films).

Cirdan · 02-09-2003, 07:56 PM

So, a bad movie in whch the charaters fawn over another bad movie?

How about "Super Troopers"?

They aimed low and hit even lower. I thought it was for 10 year olds so I rented it for my son (he liked the commercial). It turns over to be rated R so it's juvenile but juveniles shouldn't see it.

Baby-K · 02-10-2003, 06:45 AM

Any movie featuring a "pop star" like Glitter (Mariah Carey), Cross Roads (Britney Spears) etc etc etc - how "in your face" do these cows wanna be?

Coney · 02-10-2003, 07:10 AM

They are making a movie of the kids animated show "The Magic Roundabout"...........I have my suspicions about this

The worst movie ever?

Any 1980's TV movie!......blech.

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-10-2003, 08:17 AM

Rambo 2 and 3-What Rambo see, he make BOOM!
Pretty Woman-Richard Gere falls in love with Julia Robert's ability to max out his credit card.
She's all that-This is all that same old teenie crap.
The Godfather part 3-An insult to the book and the movies. And to Al Pacino.
Fly Away Home- Belch.
Wild Wild West-good points-Salma Hayek's ass.
bad points-everything else.

01-02-2003, 09:00 PM	#221
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	THE LADY"S MAN MOVIE SUCKED. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

01-24-2003, 09:17 AM	#222
gimli-son-of-gloin13 Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Over the river and through the woods. Posts: 193	Spirit- (my friend and i were bored ok but it turned out kinda fun, we almost made the little girl behind us cry! we were making fun of the movie and hoping the stupid horse would die) The sound of music ( + any other old musical) lady hawk labrynth (any old disney movies((except for the classics))) and i cant think of anymore __________________ http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...sorder_test.mv Do you have any personality disorders, click here and see! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://public.findlaw.com/states_new.html Find your rights as a student!

01-24-2003, 09:46 AM	#223
Celebréiel Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A house! Posts: 376	I really hated Ghosts of Mars! Ugh ow it hurts just thinking about it. A.I......oh...the....pain!! I feel sick. ~ Celebréiel __________________ Peace Yeah, Your an individual...just like everyone else. http://cartalien.deviantart.com/ - Arty goodness

01-24-2003, 12:43 PM	#225
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Agreed on Minority report. i can see why some people would like it (reviewers), but it simply seemed to me like a waste of time. Sum of All Fears also was pointless. It tries to make some kind of moral point about nuclear weapons and isn't able to pull it off. besides, Ben Affleck just can't act no matter how hard he tries. And just in case i haven't mentioned this before, the modern-day version of Romeo and Juliet (with that piece of crap actor Leo Dicaprio) was horrible. Some of the visions put forward were good, but the acting was pretty much horrible all around. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

02-03-2003, 08:10 PM	#226
Guardian_of_the_Forest Enting Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A Forgotten Forest Posts: 50	Battlefield Earth. real snoozer. Disney Channel "original" movies are horrible too. __________________ ~Jennie ~Lossenhyandowen ~Guardian of the Forest

01-24-2003, 10:46 AM	#224
Fatty Lumpkin Sapling Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryville, MO Posts: 10	-ghosts of mars is quite near the top of my list. it was just so... dumb. -hearts in atlantis. even anthony hopkins could not save this one. -the banger sisters. yikes. -(i'm going to die for this) mulholland drive. really, what was the point of that one? i tried to like it, i even watched it several times. -minority report. i wanted to like it, there some neat ideas there, but it just wasn't interesting. -the sum of all fears. awful. -leonard, part 6. whoever made this should be brought to trial at the hague. -the omega code. i used to like michael york, then i saw this. -any film featuring patrick swayze. except donnie darko. that is one of my favorites. -the lawnmower man films. -the police academy films. they aren't even stupid-funny, they're just horrible.

02-03-2003, 10:18 PM	#227
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	mr. wrong and galaxy quest were HORRIBLE __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

02-05-2003, 10:26 PM	#228
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Darkness Falls. I was dragged to it Saturday and it wasn't even a weencie bit scury. Not a bit. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

02-05-2003, 10:58 PM	#229
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	are you kidding???That movie was SOOOO scary shivers and is glad that i lost all of my teeth __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

02-08-2003, 04:34 AM	#230
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I just watched the first ten minutes of what has to be one of the oddest if not worst films I've ever even begun to watch. It's called Prospero's Books, and pretty much it's a really messed up version of the Shakespeare play The Tempest. I think the writer must have been on acid when he wrote the screenplay. From what I saw, it was a bunch of "aritstic" images and a lot of very ugly nude people enacting the characters. I'm probably scarred for life just by seeing even the first ten minutes of it. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

02-09-2003, 01:16 AM	#233
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	I don't think "weird" even comes close to describing Prospero's Books. I doubt there's even a word in any language that can truly encompass the pure...oddity of it all. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

02-09-2003, 07:54 AM	#234
Inderjit Sanghera Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England. Posts: 260	Saving Private Ryan-Jingoistic crap. The truth about demons-DON'T ASK Pokemon-Haven't seen it, but looks like the worst film ever. American Pyscho-Yawn fest. XxX-Lack of decent storylien leads to sleep inducing crap.

02-09-2003, 03:29 PM	#235
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	When I rented XxX I rented it for the sole purpose of making fun of Vin Diesel's (or however youspell it) extremely poor acting skills. So I watched it, and the worst part was, it was so bad that there simply wasn't anything to laugh at. It's so lacklustre that there's no material for storyline or for jokes. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

02-09-2003, 06:06 PM	#236
Fatty Lumpkin Sapling Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryville, MO Posts: 10	the broken hearts club. it's a film about gay men obviously written and acted by very straight men trying to be 'sensitive' and 'open-minded.' it has every cliche in the book, but it's serious. we turned it off when the characters started fawning over 'beaches.' on top of that, it has the most horrible acting and writing i've seen in a long time (and i'm even thinking about both of the new star wars films).

02-09-2003, 07:56 PM	#237
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	So, a bad movie in whch the charaters fawn over another bad movie? How about "Super Troopers"? They aimed low and hit even lower. I thought it was for 10 year olds so I rented it for my son (he liked the commercial). It turns over to be rated R so it's juvenile but juveniles shouldn't see it. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

02-10-2003, 06:45 AM	#238
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Any movie featuring a "pop star" like Glitter (Mariah Carey), Cross Roads (Britney Spears) etc etc etc - how "in your face" do these cows wanna be? __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

02-10-2003, 07:10 AM	#239
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	They are making a movie of the kids animated show "The Magic Roundabout"...........I have my suspicions about this The worst movie ever? Any 1980's TV movie!......blech. __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

02-10-2003, 08:17 AM	#240
Inderjit Sanghera Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England. Posts: 260	Rambo 2 and 3-What Rambo see, he make BOOM! Pretty Woman-Richard Gere falls in love with Julia Robert's ability to max out his credit card. She's all that-This is all that same old teenie crap. The Godfather part 3-An insult to the book and the movies. And to Al Pacino. Fly Away Home- Belch. Wild Wild West-good points-Salma Hayek's ass. bad points-everything else.

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