Q&A for LOTR but I only want the wrong Answers - Page 12

Gorthol the Dread Helm · 06-30-2003, 10:23 AM

I heard some things involing Aragorn, Gotham City, and a Crime Fighting Bat. Could just be hear-say.

What kind of exfoliating techniques do the elves use. They are supposedly always giving off a glow.

Gamigar · 06-30-2003, 11:59 AM

They don't actually give off a glow. They just swallow an on flashlight which gives the illusion of glowing.

Why didn't Gollum make a chainmail loin cloth to protect the jimmies?

Ararax · 06-30-2003, 03:04 PM

gollum is a female (s)he doesnt have jimmies

why did tom bobadillo not take the ring?

Salquënòrëwen · 06-30-2003, 04:02 PM

He's allergic to chipmunks and plungers, so he couldn't take the ring...

Why are there no cat's in Middle Earth?

Gamigar · 06-30-2003, 04:13 PM

There were but Alf came and ate them all.

What was Sarumans favorite food?

Salquënòrëwen · 06-30-2003, 04:19 PM

children....MWAHAHA!

Where was the coolest place to hang out at in ME?

Radagast The Brown · 06-30-2003, 04:39 PM

Radagast's house, Rhosgobel.

How much wine can a dwarf drink in one night?

Dreran the Green · 06-30-2003, 07:15 PM

I don't know...let's have a contest and find out!

Which can drink more wine: a dwarf, a wizard, or a wood elf?

Elvengirl · 06-30-2003, 09:04 PM

I'd bet on the dwarf.

Why don't elves have beards?

Gamigar · 06-30-2003, 10:13 PM

Umm, that's already a question. The answer was "They would scratch their girlfriends face when they kiss them."

Go ahead and ask another question.

Elvengirl · 06-30-2003, 10:27 PM

oops ok

What is the Arkenstone?

Gamigar · 06-30-2003, 10:41 PM

The book on how to get an Arken stoned.{ok so that one sucked}

Was the grim reaper one of the ringwraiths? If so why did he carry a sword instead of his sicle?

Salquënòrëwen · 07-01-2003, 06:06 PM

Well, the grim reaper is not one of the ringwraiths, so I don't think we need to worry about that...

What did the orcs do for fun? When they weren't serving Saruman or Sauron?

turtlelover · 07-01-2003, 06:14 PM

Partying at my house!

WHY do I have orcs at my house????

Gamigar · 07-01-2003, 06:21 PM

Beg Saruman or Sauron for a job.

If dwarves live in caves, why do they need axes?{apart from battle}

Gamigar · 07-01-2003, 06:25 PM

Oops, sorry.

well, I'll answer your question.

because orcs like the taste of turtles.{that is, assuming you have some turtles as pets}

same question as before.

Ararax · 07-01-2003, 07:01 PM

they need axes for their women to shave their faces

why do elves have bows

Elvengirl · 07-01-2003, 07:22 PM

to put in thier pretty hair

hehe

what is athelas?

Rosie Gamgee · 07-01-2003, 08:17 PM

It's what came out when someone tried to say "my breakfast" with their mouth full.

Why are Gandalf's eyebrows stuck so far out?

Gulio, Strength of Many · 07-01-2003, 10:55 PM

So he can use his cute little eyebrow brush. Ok, that sucked.

Why are hobbits so short?

06-30-2003, 11:59 AM	#222
Gamigar Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 116	They don't actually give off a glow. They just swallow an on flashlight which gives the illusion of glowing. Why didn't Gollum make a chainmail loin cloth to protect the jimmies? __________________ The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say Last edited by Gamigar : 06-30-2003 at 01:14 PM.

06-30-2003, 03:04 PM	#223
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	gollum is a female (s)he doesnt have jimmies why did tom bobadillo not take the ring? __________________ Woah Deep

06-30-2003, 04:13 PM	#225
Gamigar Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 116	There were but Alf came and ate them all. What was Sarumans favorite food? __________________ The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say

06-30-2003, 04:39 PM	#227
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	Radagast's house, Rhosgobel. How much wine can a dwarf drink in one night? __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-30-2003, 07:15 PM	#228
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	I don't know...let's have a contest and find out! Which can drink more wine: a dwarf, a wizard, or a wood elf? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-30-2003, 10:23 AM	#221
Gorthol the Dread Helm Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dor-Cuarthol, the land of Bow and Helm Posts: 128	I heard some things involing Aragorn, Gotham City, and a Crime Fighting Bat. Could just be hear-say. What kind of exfoliating techniques do the elves use. They are supposedly always giving off a glow.

06-30-2003, 04:02 PM	#224
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	He's allergic to chipmunks and plungers, so he couldn't take the ring... Why are there no cat's in Middle Earth?

06-30-2003, 04:19 PM	#226
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	children....MWAHAHA! Where was the coolest place to hang out at in ME?

06-30-2003, 09:04 PM	#229
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	I'd bet on the dwarf. Why don't elves have beards? __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

06-30-2003, 10:13 PM	#230
Gamigar Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 116	Umm, that's already a question. The answer was "They would scratch their girlfriends face when they kiss them." Go ahead and ask another question. __________________ The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say

06-30-2003, 10:27 PM	#231
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	oops ok What is the Arkenstone? __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

06-30-2003, 10:41 PM	#232
Gamigar Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 116	The book on how to get an Arken stoned.{ok so that one sucked} Was the grim reaper one of the ringwraiths? If so why did he carry a sword instead of his sicle? __________________ The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say

07-01-2003, 06:06 PM	#233
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	Well, the grim reaper is not one of the ringwraiths, so I don't think we need to worry about that... What did the orcs do for fun? When they weren't serving Saruman or Sauron?

07-01-2003, 06:14 PM	#234
turtlelover Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: nowhere you would care to be Posts: 420	Partying at my house! WHY do I have orcs at my house???? __________________ "i could have alot of fun with that!!"-Allison "I don't know why it does this! maybe i'm allergic to bras?"-Dee

07-01-2003, 06:21 PM	#235
Gamigar Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 116	Beg Saruman or Sauron for a job. If dwarves live in caves, why do they need axes?{apart from battle} __________________ The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say

07-01-2003, 06:25 PM	#236
Gamigar Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 116	Oops, sorry. well, I'll answer your question. because orcs like the taste of turtles.{that is, assuming you have some turtles as pets} same question as before. __________________ The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone And I must follow if I can Pursuing it with eager feet Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet And wither then I can not say

07-01-2003, 07:01 PM	#237
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	they need axes for their women to shave their faces why do elves have bows __________________ Woah Deep

07-01-2003, 07:22 PM	#238
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	to put in thier pretty hair hehe what is athelas? __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

07-01-2003, 08:17 PM	#239
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	It's what came out when someone tried to say "my breakfast" with their mouth full. Why are Gandalf's eyebrows stuck so far out? __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

07-01-2003, 10:55 PM	#240
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